If you'd like to ask a question about a sotellite receiver (deliberately mis-spelled to fool search engines!) this is NOT the right page.

If you'd like to ask a question about old Amstrad computer products so that everyone reading can see the answer then fill in the form below. Otherwise, if you're shy, click here to send me a private email.

I'll endeavour to read this page and add the answers as often as I can though pressures of work may preclude updates as often as I'd like.

 

Post a new Question (about Amstrad computers): Name ........................ Email (optional).......... STOP! If you are about to ask about either a PRINTER DRIVER or a MONITOR DRIVER and you've got this far then you have NOT been reading this web site closely enough. Follow those links! sotellite RECEIVERS: I can only assume that some of the people who have posted messages on this page recently are TOTALLY ILLITERATE (or do I mean ILLEGITIMATE??). Can't you dummies read? Where on this page does it say anything about answering sotellite receiver questions? Where on this page does it mention Narkia, Eurost*r or Hyoumax? NOWHERE! because this page is for AMSTRAD COMPUTERS!! Don't you people get it? Amstrad ONLY, not Narkia, not Hyoumax, not Bleedin Uncle Tom Cobbley and all either, JUST AMSTRAD. And not sotellite receivers, not answerphones, not television sets, not steel span box girder bridges but JUST COMPUTERS So if the question you are about to post is about feckin sotellite receivers then if you are dumb enough to leave your email address (and most of you illiterate tossers are!) then I'm just going to post fake messages in every newsgroup I can think of to ensure that you are completely drowned in SPAM email. Now I don't want this to sound racist but the 500K+ of total rubbish I just deleted from this page almost all seemed to have been posted by people from Asia (esp. Iran and Pakistan). Amstrad has never sold computers in those countries so if you are from Asia it is very unlikely that your question is relevant here - PLEASE THINK - it ain't hard - really! People with valid Amstrad Computer questions need not be concerned. I like you people and I'm only sorry I can't usually get the time to post some useful answers here. Question (without using the word "sotellite" - or else!).................... (By the way, don't bother hitting [Enter] while writing your question to attempt to format it nicely - it just doesn't work.) Location (where you live) ...... NOTE: after you press the button to create your entry you may not see any change - do not press the button again - you'll just submit two copies of the question! Instead press the "Refresh" button on your browser if you want to see your question has been added - thanks. Valid Amstrad customer must read this This page got bombarded with people asking totally unrelated questions about satellite receivers and they obviously didn't bother to read this explanatory text but just filled in a stupid question and hit the [SUBMIT] button regardless. To try and fool them I have moved the [SUBMIT] button for this page to the very end. So press Ctrl-End and then click the [SUBMIT] button you find there. The idiotic morons who can't understand the preceeding explanation presumably won't bother to read this paragraph either and I'd just love to be there when they spend half an hour scratching their heads tring to work out how to submit this form!! ;-) Just to add to the fun the following may LOOK like a real [SUBMIT] button but it's just an IMG with an A link.

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