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MY MEMORIES OF EIGHTY YEARS


BY

CHAUNCEY M. DEPEW




  TO MY WIFE MAY PALMER DEPEW
  THIS BOOK GREW FROM HER ENCOURAGEMENT




FOREWORD

For many years my friends have insisted upon my putting in
permanent form the incidents in my life which have interested
them.  It has been my good fortune to take part in history-making
meetings and to know more or less intimately people prominent
in world affairs in many countries.  Every one so situated has
a flood of recollections which pour out when occasion stirs the
memory.  Often the listeners wish these transcribed for their
own use.

My classmate at Yale in the class of 1856, John D. Champlin, a man
of letters and an accomplished editor, rescued from my own
scattered records and newspaper files material for eight volumes.
My secretary has selected and compiled for publication two volumes
since.  These are principally speeches, addresses, and contributions
which have appeared in public.  Several writers, without my
knowledge, have selected special matter from these volumes
and made books.

Andrew D. White, Senator Hoar, and Senator Foraker, with whom
I was associated for years, have published full and valuable
autobiographies.  I do not attempt anything so elaborate or
complete.  Never having kept a diary, I am dependent upon a good
memory.  I have discarded the stories which could not well be
published until long after I have joined the majority.

I trust and earnestly hope there is nothing in these recollections
which can offend anybody.  It has been my object so to picture
events and narrate stories as to illumine the periods through
which I have passed for eighty-eight years, and the people whom
I have known and mightily enjoyed.

C.M.D.




CONTENTS

     I.  CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH
    II.  IN PUBLIC LIFE
   III.  ABRAHAM LINCOLN
    IV.  GENERAL GRANT
     V.  ROSCOE CONKLING
    VI.  HORACE GREELEY
   VII.  RUTHERFORD B. HAYES AND WILLIAM M. EVARTS
  VIII.  GENERAL GARFIELD
    IX.  CHESTER A. ARTHUR
     X.  GROVER CLEVELAND
    XI.  BENJAMIN HARRISON
   XII.  JAMES G. BLAINE
  XIII.  WILLIAM McKINLEY
   XIV.  THEODORE ROOSEVELT
    XV.  UNITED STATES SENATE
   XVI.  AMBASSADORS AND MINISTERS
  XVII.  GOVERNORS OF NEW YORK STATE
 XVIII.  FIFTY-SIX YEARS WITH THE NEW YORK CENTRAL RAILROAD COMPANY
   XIX.  RECOLLECTIONS FROM ABROAD
    XX.  ORATORS AND CAMPAIGN SPEAKERS
   XXI.  NATIONAL REPUBLICAN CONVENTIONS
  XXII.  JOURNALISTS AND FINANCIERS
 XXIII.  ACTORS AND MEN OF LETTERS
  XXIV.  SOCIETIES AND PUBLIC BANQUETS
         INDEX [not included]




MY MEMORIES OF EIGHTY YEARS



I.  CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH

It has occurred to me that some reminiscences of a long life
would be of interest to my family and friends.

My memory goes back for more than eighty years.  I recall
distinctly when about five years old my mother took me to the
school of Mrs. Westbrook, wife of the well-known pastor of the
Dutch Reformed church, who had a school in her house, within
a few doors.  The lady was a highly educated woman, and her
husband, Doctor Westbrook, a man of letters as well as a preacher.
He specialized in ancient history, and the interest he aroused
in Roman and Greek culture and achievements has continued with me
ever since.

The village of Peekskill at that time had between two and three
thousand inhabitants.  Its people were nearly all Revolutionary
families who had settled there in colonial times.  There had been
very little immigration either from other States or abroad;
acquaintance was universal, and in the activities of the churches
there was general co-operation among the members.  Church
attendance was so unanimous that people, young or old, who failed
to be in their accustomed places on Sunday felt the disapproval
of the community.

Social activities of the village were very simple, but very
delightful and healthful.  There were no very rich nor very poor.
Nearly every family owned its own house or was on the way to
acquire one.  Misfortune of any kind aroused common interest
and sympathy.  A helping hand of neighborliness was always extended
to those in trouble or distress.  Peekskill was a happy community
and presented conditions of life and living of common interest,
endeavor, and sympathy not possible in these days of restless
crowds and fierce competition.

The Peekskill Academy was the dominant educational institution,
and drew students not only from the village but from a distance.
It fitted them for college, and I was a student there for about
twelve years.  The academy was a character-making institution,
though it lacked the thoroughness of the New England preparatory
schools.  Its graduates entering into the professions or business
had an unusual record of success in life.  I do not mean that they
accumulated great fortunes, but they acquired independence and were
prominent and useful citizens in all localities where they settled.

I graduated from the Peekskill Academy in 1852.  I find on the
programme of the exercises of that day, which some old student
preserved, that I was down for several original speeches, while
the other boys had mainly recitations.  Apparently my teachers
had decided to develop any oratorical talent I might possess.

I entered Yale in 1852 and graduated in 1856.  The college of that
period was very primitive compared with the university to which
it has grown.  Our class of ninety-seven was regarded as unusually
large.  The classics and mathematics, Greek and Latin, were the
dominant features of instruction.  Athletics had not yet appeared,
though rowing and boat-racing came in during my term.  The
outstanding feature of the institution was the literary societies:
the Linonia and the Brothers of Unity.  The debates at the weekly
meetings were kept up and maintained upon a high and efficient
plane.  Both societies were practically deliberative bodies and
discussed with vigor the current questions of the day.  Under this
training Yale sent out an unusual number of men who became
eloquent preachers, distinguished physicians, and famous lawyers.
While the majority of students now on leaving college enter business
or professions like engineering, which is allied to business,
at that time nearly every young man was destined for the ministry,
law, or medicine.  My own class furnished two of the nine judges
of the Supreme Court of the United States, and a large majority
of those who were admitted to the bar attained judicial honors.
It is a singular commentary on the education of that time that the
students who won the highest honors and carried off the college
prizes, which could only be done by excelling in Latin, Greek,
and mathematics, were far outstripped in after-life by their
classmates who fell below their high standard of collegiate
scholarship but were distinguished for an all-around interest
in subjects not features in the college curriculum.

My classmates, Justice David J. Brewer and Justice Henry Billings Brown,
were both eminent members of the Supreme Court of the United States.
Brewer was distinguished for the wide range of his learning and
illuminating addresses on public occasions.  He was bicentennial
orator of the college and a most acceptable one.  Wayne MacVeagh,
afterwards attorney-general of the United States, one of the leaders
of the bar, also one of the most brilliant orators of his time,
was in college with me, though not a classmate.  Andrew D. White,
whose genius, scholarship, and organization enabled Ezra Cornell
to found Cornell University, was another of my college mates.
He became one of the most famous of our diplomats and the author
of many books of permanent value.  My friendship with MacVeagh
and White continued during their lives, that is, for nearly sixty
years.  MacVeagh was one of the readiest and most attractive of
speakers I ever knew.  He had a very sharp and caustic wit, which
made him exceedingly popular as an after-dinner speaker and as a
host in his own house.  He made every evening when he entertained,
for those who were fortunate enough to be his guests, an occasion
memorable in their experience.

John Mason Brown, of Kentucky, became afterwards the leader of
the bar in his State, and was about to receive from President Harrison
an appointment as justice of the Supreme Court when he died
suddenly.  If he had been appointed it would have been a remarkable
circumstance that three out of nine judges of the greatest of
courts, an honor which is sought by every one of the hundreds
of thousands of lawyers in the United States, should have been
from the same college and the same class.

The faculty lingers in my memory, and I have the same reverence
and affection for its members, though sixty-five years out of
college, that I had the day I graduated.  Our president,
Theodore D. Woolsey, was a wonderful scholar and a most inspiring
teacher.  Yale has always been fortunate in her presidents, and
peculiarly so in Professor Woolsey.  He had personal distinction,
and there was about him an air of authority and reserved power
which awed the most radical and rebellious student, and at the
same time he had the respect and affection of all.  In his
historical lectures he had a standard joke on the Chinese, the
narration of which amused him the more with each repetition.  It
was that when a Chinese army was beleaguered and besieged in a
fortress their provisions gave out and they decided to escape.
They selected a very dark night, threw open the gates, and as
they marched out each soldier carried a lighted lantern.

In the faculty were several professors of remarkable force and
originality.  The professor of Greek, Mr. Hadley, father of the
distinguished ex-president of Yale, was more than his colleagues
in the thought and talk of the undergraduates.  His learning and
pre-eminence in his department were universally admitted.  He had a
caustic wit and his sayings were the current talk of the campus.
He maintained discipline, which was quite lax in those days, by
the exercise of this ability.  Some of the boys once drove a calf
into the recitation-room.  Professor Hadley quietly remarked:
"You will take out that animal.  We will get along to-day with
our usual number."  It is needless to say that no such experiment
was ever repeated.

At one time there was brought up in the faculty meeting a report
that one of the secret societies was about to bore an artesian
well in the cellar of their club house.  It was suggested that such
an extraordinary expense should be prohibited.  Professor Hadley
closed the discussion and laughed out the subject by saying from
what he knew of the society, if it would hold a few sessions over
the place where the artesian well was projected, the boring would
be accomplished without cost.  The professor was a sympathetic
and very wise adviser to the students.  If any one was in trouble
he would always go to him and give most helpful relief.

Professor Larned inspired among the students a discriminating
taste for the best English literature and an ardent love for its
classics.  Professor Thacher was one of the most robust and
vigorous thinkers and teachers of his period.  He was a born
leader of men, and generation after generation of students who
graduated carried into after-life the effects of his teaching and
personality.  We all loved Professor Olmstead, though we were not
vitally interested in his department of physics and biology.  He
was a purist in his department, and so confident of his principles
that he thought it unnecessary to submit them to practical tests.
One of the students, whose room was immediately over that of
the professor, took up a plank from the flooring, and by boring
a very small hole in the ceiling found that he could read the
examination papers on the professor's desk.  The information
of this reaching the faculty, the professor was asked if he had
examined the ceiling.  He said that was unnecessary, because
he had measured the distance between the ceiling and the surface
of his desk and found that the line of vision connected so far
above that nothing could be read on the desk.

Timothy Dwight, afterwards president, was then a tutor.  Learning,
common sense, magnetism, and all-around good-fellowship were
wonderfully united in President Dwight.  He was the most popular
instructor and best loved by the boys.  He had a remarkable talent
for organization, which made him an ideal president.  He possessed
the rare faculty of commanding and convincing not only the students
but his associates in the faculty and the members of the corporation
when discussing and deciding upon business propositions and
questions of policy.

The final examinations over, commencement day arrived.  The
literary exercises and the conferring of degrees took place in the
old Center Church.  I was one of the speakers and selected for
my subject "The Hudson River and Its Traditions."  I was saturated
from early association and close investigation and reading with the
crises of the Revolutionary War, which were successfully decided
on the patriots' side on the banks of the Hudson.  I lived near
Washington Irving, and his works I knew by heart, especially
the tales which gave to the Hudson a romance like the Rhine's.
The subject was new for an academic stage, and the speech made
a hit.  Nevertheless, it was the saddest and most regretful day of
my life when I left Yale.

My education, according to the standard of the time, was completed,
and my diploma was its evidence.  It has been a very interesting
question with me how much the academy and the college contributed
to that education.  Their discipline was necessary and their
training essential.  Four years of association with the faculty,
learned, finely equipped, and sympathetic, was a wonderful help.
The free associations of the secret and debating societies, the
campus, and the sports were invaluable, and the friendships formed
with congenial spirits added immensely to the pleasures and
compensations of a long life.

In connection with this I may add that, as it has been my lot
in the peculiar position which I have occupied for more than
half a century as counsel and adviser for a great corporation
and its creators and the many successful men of business who
have surrounded them, I have learned to know how men who have
been denied in their youth the opportunities for education feel
when they are in possession of fortunes, and the world seems
at their feet.  Then they painfully recognize their limitations,
then they know their weakness, then they understand that there
are things which money cannot buy, and that there are gratifications
and triumphs which no fortune can secure.  The one lament of all
those men has been:  "Oh, if I had been educated I would sacrifice
all that I have to obtain the opportunities of the college, to be
able to sustain not only conversation and discussion with the
educated men with whom I come in contact, but competent also
to enjoy what I see is a delight to them beyond anything which
I know."

But I recall gratefully other influences quite as important to
one's education.  My father was a typical business man, one of
the pioneers of river transportation between our village and
New York, and also a farmer and a merchant.  He was a stern man
devoted to his family, and, while a strict disciplinarian, very
fond of his children.

My mother was a woman of unusual intellect bordering upon genius.
There were no means of higher education at that period, but her
father, who was an eminent lawyer, and her grandfather, a judge,
finding her so receptive, educated her with the care that was
given to boys who were intended for a professional life.  She was
well versed in the literature of the time of Queen Elizabeth and
Queen Anne, and, with a retentive memory, knew by heart many
of the English classics.  She wrote well, but never for publication.
Added to these accomplishments were rare good sense and prophetic
vision.  The foundation and much of the superstructure of all that
I have and all that I am were her work.  She was a rigid Calvinist,
and one of her many lessons has been of inestimable comfort to
me.  Several times in my life I have met with heavy misfortunes
and what seemed irreparable losses.  I have returned home to find
my mother with wise advice and suggestions ready to devote herself
to the reconstruction of my fortune, and to brace me up.  She
always said what she thoroughly believed:  "My son, this which
you think so great a calamity is really divine discipline.
The Lord has sent it to you for your own good, because in His
infinite wisdom He saw that you needed it.  I am absolutely
certain that if you submit instead of repining and protesting,
if you will ask with faith and proper spirit for guidance and
help, they both will come to you and with greater blessings than
you ever had before."  That faith of my mother inspired and
intensified my efforts and in every instance her predictions
proved true.

Every community has a public-spirited citizen who unselfishly
devotes himself or herself to the public good.  That citizen of
Peekskill in those early days was Doctor James Brewer.  He had
accumulated a modest competence sufficient for his simple needs
as bachelor.  He was either the promoter or among the leaders of
all the movements for betterment of the town.  He established
a circulating library upon most liberal terms, and it became an
educational institution of benefit.  The books were admirably
selected, and the doctor's advice to readers was always available.
His taste ran to the English classics, and he had all the standard
authors in poetry, history, fiction, and essay.

No pleasure derived in reading in after-years gave me such delight
as the Waverley Novels.  I think I read through that library and
some of it several times over.

The excitement as the novels of Dickens and Thackeray began
to appear equalled almost the enthusiasm of a political campaign.
Each one of those authors had ardent admirers and partisans.
The characters of Dickens became household companions.  Every one
was looking for the counterpart of Micawber or Sam Weller, Pecksniff
or David Copperfield, and had little trouble in finding them either
in the family circle or among the neighbors.

Dickens's lectures in New York, which consisted of readings from
his novels, were an event which has rarely been duplicated for
interest.  With high dramatic ability he brought out before the
audience the characters from his novels with whom all were
familiar.  Every one in the crowd had an idealistic picture in
his mind of the actors of the story.  It was curious to note that
the presentation which the author gave coincided with the idea
of the majority of his audience.  I was fresh from the country
but had with me that evening a rather ultra-fashionable young
lady.  She said she was not interested in the lecture because
it represented the sort of people she did not know and never
expected to meet; they were a very common lot.  In her subsequent
career in this country and abroad she had to her credit three
matrimonial adventures and two divorces, but none of her husbands
were of the common lot.

Speaking of Dickens, one picture remains indelibly pressed upon
my memory.  It was the banquet given him at which Horace Greeley
presided.  Everybody was as familiar with Mr. Pickwick and his
portrait by Cruikshank in Dickens's works as with one's father.
When Mr. Greeley arose to make the opening speech and introduce
the guest of the evening, his likeness to this portrait of Pickwick
was so remarkable that the whole audience, including Mr. Dickens,
shouted their delight in greeting an old and well-beloved friend.

Another educational opportunity came in my way because one of
my uncles was postmaster of the village.  Through his post-office
came several high-class magazines and foreign reviews.  There
was no rural delivery in those days, and the mail could only be
had on personal application, and the result was that the subscribers
of these periodicals frequently left them a long time before they
were called for.  I was an omnivorous reader of everything
available, and as a result these publications, especially the
foreign reviews, became a fascinating source of information and
culture.  They gave from the first minds of the century criticisms
of current literature and expositions of political movements and
public men which became of infinite value in after-years.

Another unincorporated and yet valuable school was the frequent
sessions at the drug store of the elder statesmen of the village.
On certain evenings these men, representing most of the activities
of the village, would avail themselves of the hospitable chairs
about the stove and discuss not only local matters but the general
conditions of the country, some of them revolving about the
constitutionality of various measures which had been proposed
and enacted into laws.  They nearly all related to slavery,
the compromise measures, the introduction of slaves into new
territories, the fugitive slave law, and were discussed with much
intelligence and information.  The boys heard them talked about
in their homes and were eager listeners on the outskirts of this
village congress.  Such institutions are not possible except in the
universal acquaintance, fellowship, and confidences of village
and country life.  They were the most important factors in forming
that public opinion, especially among the young, which supported
Mr. Lincoln in his successful efforts to save the Union at whatever
cost.

A few days after returning home from Yale I entered the office
of Edward Wells, a lawyer of the village, as a student.  Mr. Wells
had attained high rank in his profession, was a profound student
of the law, and had a number of young men, fitting them for the
bar under his direction.

I was admitted to the bar in 1858, and immediately opened an
office in the village.  My first client was a prosperous farmer
who wanted an opinion on a rather complicated question.  I prepared
the case with great care.  He asked me what my fee was, and
I told him five dollars.  He said:  "A dollar and seventy-five is
enough for a young lawyer like you."  Subsequently he submitted
the case to one of the most eminent lawyers in New York, who
came to the same conclusion and charged him five hundred dollars.
On account of this gentleman's national reputation the farmer
thought that fee was very reasonable.  In subsequent years I have
received several very large retainers, but none of them gave so
much satisfaction as that dollar and seventy-five cents, which I had
actually earned after having been so long dependent on my father.

After some years of private practice Commodore Vanderbilt sent
for me and offered the attorneyship for the New York and Harlem
Railroad.  I had just been nominated and confirmed United States
minister to Japan.  The appointment was a complete surprise to me,
as I was not an applicant for any federal position.  The salary was
seven thousand five hundred dollars and an outfit of nine thousand.
The commodore's offer of the attorneyship for the Harlem Railroad,
which was his first venture in railroading, was far less than
the salary as minister.  When I said this to the commodore, he
remarked:  "Railroads are the career for a young man; there is
nothing in politics.  Don't be a damned fool."  That decided me,
and on the 1st of January, 1921, I rounded out fifty-five years in
the railway service of this corporation and its allied lines.

Nothing has impressed me more than little things, and apparently
immaterial ones, which have influenced the careers of many people.
My father and his brothers, all active business men, were also
deeply interested in politics, not on the practical side but in
policies and governmental measures.  They were uncompromising
Democrats of the most conservative type; they believed that
interference with slavery of any kind imperilled the union of
the States, and that the union of the States was the sole salvation
of the perpetuity of the republic and its liberties.  I went to
Yale saturated with these ideas.  Yale was a favorite college
for Southern people.  There was a large element from the
slaveholding States among the students.  It was so considerable
that these Southerners withdrew from the great debating societies
of the college and formed a society of their own, which they
called the Calliopean.  Outside of these Southerners there were
very few Democrats among the students, and I came very near being
drawn into the Calliopean, but happily escaped.

The slavery question in all its phases of fugitive slave law and
its enforcement, the extension of slavery into the new territories,
or its prohibition, and of the abolition of the institution by
purchase or confiscation were subjects of discussion on the campus,
in the literary societies, and in frequent lectures in the halls in
New Haven by the most prominent and gifted speakers and advocates.

That was a period when even in the most liberal churches the pulpit
was not permitted to preach politics, and slavery was pre-eminently
politics.  But according to an old New England custom, the pastor
was given a free hand on Thanksgiving Day to unburden his mind
of everything which had been bubbling and seething there for
a year.  One of the most eminent and eloquent of New England
preachers was the Reverend Doctor Bacon, of Center Church,
New Haven.  His Thanksgiving sermon was an event eagerly anticipated
by the whole college community.  He was violently anti-slavery.
His sermons were not only intently listened to but widely read,
and their effect in promoting anti-slavery sentiment was very great.

The result of several years of these associations and discussions
converted me, and I became a Republican on the principles
enunciated in the first platform of the party in 1856.  When I came
home from Yale the situation in the family became very painful,
because my father was an intense partisan.  He had for his party
both faith and love, and was shocked and grieved at his son's
change of principles.  He could not avoid constantly discussing
the question, and was equally hurt either by opposition or silence.



II.  IN PUBLIC LIFE

The campaign of 1856 created an excitement in our village which
had never been known since the Revolutionary War.  The old
families who had been settled there since colonial days were
mainly pro-slavery and Democratic, while the Republican party was
recruited very largely from New England men and in a minority.

Several times in our national political campaigns there has been
one orator who drew audiences and received public attention and
reports in the newspapers beyond all other speakers.  On the
Democratic side during that period Horatio Seymour was pre-eminent.
On the Republican side in the State of New York the attractive
figure was George William Curtis.  His books were very popular,
his charming personality, the culture and the elevation of his
speeches put him in a class by himself.

The Republicans of the village were highly elated when they had
secured the promise of Mr. Curtis to speak at their most important
mass meeting.  The occasion drew together the largest audience
the village had known, composed not only of residents but many from
a distance.  The committee of arrangements finally reported to
the waiting audience that the last train had arrived, but
Mr. Curtis had not come.

It suddenly occurred to the committee that it would be a good
thing to call a young recruit from a well-known Democratic family
and publicly commit him.  First came the invitation, then the
shouting, and when I arose they cried "platform," and I was
escorted to the platform, but had no idea of making a speech.
My experience for years at college and at home had saturated me
with the questions at issue in all their aspects.  From a full
heart, and a sore one, I poured out a confession of faith.
I thought I had spoken only a few minutes, but found afterwards
that it was over an hour.  The local committee wrote to the State
committee about the meeting, and in a few days I received a letter
from the chairman of the State committee inviting me to fill
a series of engagements covering the whole State of New York.

The campaign of 1856 differed from all others in memory of men
then living.  The issues between the parties appealed on the
Republican side to the young.  There had grown up among the young
voters an intense hostility to slavery.  The moral force of the
arguments against the institution captured them.  They had no
hostility to the South, nor to the Southern slaveholders; they
regarded their position as an inheritance, and were willing to
help on the lines of Mr. Lincoln's original idea of purchasing
the slaves and freeing them.  But the suggestion had no friends
among the slaveholders.  These young men believed that any
extension or strengthening of the institution would be disastrous
to the country.  The threatened dissolution of the Union, secession,
or rebellion did not frighten them.

Political conventions are the most interesting of popular gatherings.
The members have been delegated by their fellow citizens to
represent them, and they are above the average in intelligence,
political information of conditions in the State and nation, as
the convention represents the State or the republic.  The belief
that they are generally boss-governed is a mistake.  The party
leader, sometimes designated as boss, invariably consults with
the strongest men there are in the convention before he arrives
at a decision.  He is generally successful, because he has so well
prepared the way, and his own judgment is always modified and
frequently changed in these conferences.

In 1858 I had the first sensation of the responsibility of public
office.  I was not an applicant for the place; in fact, knew
nothing about it until I was elected a delegate to the Republican
State convention from the third assembly district of Westchester
County.  The convention was held at Syracuse.  The Westchester
delegates arrived late at night or, rather, early in the morning,
and we came to the hotel with large numbers of other delegates
from different sections who had arrived on the same train.  It was
two o'clock, but the State leader, Thurlow Weed, was in the lobby
of the hotel to greet the delegates.  He said to me:  "You are
from Peekskill.  With whom are you studying law?"  I answered:
"With Judge William Nelson."  "Oh," he remarked, "I remember
Judge Nelson well.  He was very active in the campaign of 1828."
It was a feat of memory to thus recall the usefulness of a local
politician thirty years before.  I noticed, as each delegate was
introduced, that Mr. Weed had some neighborhood recollections
of the man which put a tag on him.

The next day, as we met the leader, he recalled us by name, the
places where we lived, and the districts represented.  Mr. Blaine
was the only other man I ever met or knew who possessed this
extraordinary gift for party leadership.

There was a revolt in the convention among the young members,
who had a candidate of their own.  Mr. Weed's candidate for
governor was Edwin D. Morgan, a successful New York merchant,
who had made a good record as a State senator.  I remember one
of Mr. Weed's arguments was that the Democrats were in power
everywhere and could assess their office-holders, while the
Republicans would have to rely for campaign funds upon voluntary
contributions, which would come nowhere so freely as from Mr. Morgan
and his friends.  When the convention met Mr. Weed had won over
a large majority of the delegates for his candidate.  It was
a triumph not only of his skill but of his magnetism, which were
always successfully exerted upon a doubtful member.

I was elected to the assembly, the popular branch of the New York
Legislature, in 1861.  I was nominated during an absence from
the State, without being a candidate or knowing of it until my
return.  Of course, I could expect nothing from my father, and
my own earnings were not large, so I had to rely upon a personal
canvass of a district which had been largely spoiled by rich
candidates running against each other and spending large amounts
of money.  I made a hot canvass, speaking every day, and with
an investment of less than one hundred dollars for travel and
other expenses I was triumphantly elected.

By far the most interesting member of the legislature was the
speaker, Henry J. Raymond.  He was one of the most remarkable
men I ever met.  During the session I became intimate with him,
and the better I knew him the more I became impressed with his
genius, the variety of his attainments, the perfection of his
equipment, and his ready command of all his powers and resources.
Raymond was then editor of the New York Times and contributed
a leading article every day.  He was the best debater we had
and the most convincing.  I have seen him often, when some other
member was in the chair of the committee of the whole, and we were
discussing a critical question, take his seat on the floor and
commence writing an editorial.  As the debate progressed, he would
rise and participate.  When he had made his point, which he always
did with directness and lucidity, he would resume writing his
editorial.  The debate would usually end with Mr. Raymond carrying
his point and also finishing his editorial, an example which seems
to refute the statement of metaphysicians that two parts of the mind
cannot work at the same time.

Two years afterwards, when I was secretary of state, I passed much
of my time at Saratoga, because it was so near Albany.  Mr. Raymond
was also there writing the "Life of Abraham Lincoln."  I breakfasted
with him frequently and found that he had written for an hour or
more before breakfast.  He said to me in explanation that if one
would take an hour before breakfast every morning and concentrate
his mind upon his subject, he would soon fill a library.

Mr. Raymond had been as a young man a reporter in the United States
Senate.  He told me that, while at that time there was no system
of shorthand or stenography, he had devised a crude one for
himself, by which he could take down accurately any address of
a deliberate speaker.

Daniel Webster, the most famous orator our country has ever
produced, was very deliberate in his utterances.  He soon discovered
Raymond's ability, and for several years he always had Raymond
with him, and once said to him:  "Except for you, the world would
have very few of my speeches.  Your reports have preserved them."

Mr. Raymond told me this story of  Mr. Webster's remarkable memory.
Once he said to Mr. Webster:  "You never use notes and apparently
have made no preparation, yet you are the only speaker I report
whose speeches are perfect in structure, language, and rhetoric.
How is this possible?"  Webster replied:  "It is my memory.  I can
prepare a speech, revise and correct it in my memory, and then
deliver the corrected speech exactly as finished."  I have known
most of the great orators of the world, but none had any approach
to a faculty like this, though several could repeat after second
reading the speech which they had prepared.

In 1862 I was candidate for re-election to the assembly.  Political
conditions had so changed that they were almost reversed.  The
enthusiasm of the war which had carried the Republicans into power
the year before had been succeeded by general unrest.  Our armies
had been defeated, and industrial and commercial depression
was general.

The leader of the Democratic Party in the State was Dean Richmond.
He was one of those original men of great brain-power, force, and
character, knowledge of men, and executive ability, of which that
period had a number.  From the humblest beginning he had worked
his way in politics to the leadership of his party, to the presidency
of the greatest corporation in the State, the New York Central
Railroad Company, and in his many and successful adventures
had accumulated a fortune.  His foresight was almost a gift of
prophecy, and his judgment was rarely wrong.  He believed that
the disasters in the field and the bad times at home could be
charged up to the Lincoln administration and lead to a Democratic
victory.  He also believed that there was only one man in the party
whose leadership would surely win, and that man was Horatio Seymour.
But Seymour had higher ambitions than the governorship of New York
and was very reluctant to run.  Nevertheless, he could not resist
Richmond's insistence that he must sacrifice himself, if necessary,
to save the party.

The Republicans nominated General James W. Wadsworth for governor.
Wadsworth had enlisted at the beginning of the war and made a most
brilliant record, both as a fighting soldier and administrator.
The Republican party was sharply divided between radicals who
insisted on immediate emancipation of the slaves, and conservatives
who thought the time had not yet arrived for such a revolution.
The radicals were led by Horace Greeley, and the conservatives
by Thurlow Weed and Henry J. Raymond.

Horatio Seymour made a brilliant canvass.  He had no equal in the
State in either party in charm of personality and attractive
oratory.  He united his party and brought to its ranks all the
elements of unrest and dissatisfaction with conditions, military
and financial.  While General Wadsworth was an ideal candidate,
he failed to get the cordial and united support of his party.
He represented its progressive tendencies as expressed and
believed by President Lincoln, and was hostile to reaction.
Under these conditions Governor Seymour carried the State.

The election had reversed the overwhelming Republican majority
in the legislature of the year before by making the assembly a tie.
I was re-elected, but by reduced majority.  The assembly being
a tie, it was several weeks before it could organize.  I was the
candidate in the caucus of the Republican members for speaker,
but after the nomination one of the members, named Bemus, threatened
to bolt and vote for the Democratic candidate unless his candidate,
Sherwood, was made the nominee.  So many believed that Bemus
would carry out his threat, which would give the organization of
the House to the Democrats by one majority, that I withdrew in
favor of Sherwood.  After voting hopelessly in a deadlock, day
after day for a long period, a caucus of the Republican members
was called, at which Sherwood withdrew, and on his motion I was
nominated as the party candidate for speaker.

During the night a Democratic member, T.C. Callicot, of Kings County,
came to my bedroom and said:  "My ambition in life is to be speaker
of the assembly.  Under the law the legislature cannot elect
the United States senator unless each House has first made a
nomination, then the Senate and the House can go into joint
convention, and a majority of that convention elect a senator.
You Republicans have a majority in the Senate, so that if the
House nominates, the legislature can go into joint convention
and elect a Republican senator.  As long as the House remains
a tie this cannot be done.  Now, what I propose is just this:
Before we meet tomorrow morning, if you will call your members
together and nominate me for speaker, the vote of your party and
I voting for myself will elect me.  Then I will agree to name
General Dix, a Democrat, for United States senator, and if your
people will all vote with me for him he will be the assembly
nominee.  The Senate has already nominated Governor Morgan.
So the next day the legislature can go into joint convention and,
having a Republican majority, elect Governor Morgan United States
senator."  I told Mr. Callicot that I would present the matter
to my party associates.

In the early morning Saxton Smith and Colonel John Van Buren,
two of the most eminent Democrats in the State and members of
the legislature, came to me and said:  "We know what Callicot
has proposed.  Now, if you will reject that proposition we will
elect you speaker practically unanimously."

This assured my election for the speakership.  I had a great
ambition to be on that roll of honor, and as I would have been
the youngest man ever elected to the position, my youth added
to the distinction.  On the other hand, the government at Washington
needed an experienced senator of its own party, like Edwin D. Morgan,
who had been one of the ablest and most efficient of war governors,
both in furnishing troops and helping the credit of the country.
I finally decided to surrender the speakership for myself to gain
the senatorship for my party.  I had difficulty in persuading my
associates, but they finally agreed.  Callicot was elected speaker
and Edwin D. Morgan United States senator.

The event was so important and excited so much interest, both in
the State and in the country, that representative men came to
Albany in great numbers.  The rejoicing and enthusiasm were intense
at having secured so unexpectedly a United States Senator for
the support of Mr. Lincoln's administration.

That night they all united in giving me a reception in the ballroom
of the hotel.  There was a flood of eulogistic and prophetic
oratory.  I was overwhelmed with every form of flattery and
applause, for distinguished service to the party.  By midnight
I had been nominated and elected Governor of the State, and an hour
later I was already a United States senator.  Before the morning
hour the presidency of the United States was impatiently waiting
for the time when I would be old enough to be eligible.  All this
was soon forgotten.  It is a common experience of the instability
of promises and hopes which come from gratified and happy
enthusiasts, and how soon they are dissipated like a dream!  I have
seen many such instances, and from this early experience deeply
sympathize with the disillusionized hero.

The Democrats of the assembly and also of the State were determined
that Mr. Callicot should not enjoy the speakership.  They started
investigations in the House and movements in the courts to prevent
him from taking his seat.  The result was that I became acting
speaker and continued as such until Mr. Callicot had defeated
his enemies and taken his place as speaker in the latter part of
the session.

I was also chairman of the committee of ways and means and the
leader of the House.  The budget of my committee was larger than
usual on account of the expenses of the war.  It was about seven
million dollars.  It created much more excitement and general
discussion than does the present budget of one hundred and forty
millions.  The reason is the difference in conditions and public
necessities of the State of New York in the winter of 1863 and
now.  It is also partly accounted for by the fact that the expenses
of the State had then to be met by a real-estate tax which affected
everybody, while now an income tax has been adopted which is
capable of unlimited expansion and invites limitless extravagance
because of the comparatively few interested.

Eighteen hundred and sixty-three was an eventful year; the early
part was full of gloom and unrest.  Horatio Seymour, as governor,
violently antagonized President Lincoln and his policies.  Seymour
was patriotic and very able, but he was so saturated with State
rights and strict construction of the Constitution that it marred
his judgment and clouded his usually clear vision.  In the critical
situation of the country Mr. Lincoln saw the necessity of support
of the State of New York.  The president said:  "The governor has
greater power just now for good than any other man in the country.
He can wheel the Democratic party into line, put down the rebellion
and preserve the government.  Tell him from me that if he will
render this service to his country, I shall cheerfully make way
for him as my successor."  To this message, sent through
Thurlow Weed, Governor Seymour made no reply.  He did not believe
that the South could be defeated and the Union preserved.

Later President Lincoln sent a personal letter to the governor.
It was a very human epistle.  The president wrote:  "You and I
are substantially strangers, and I write this that we may become
better acquainted.  In the performance of duty the co-operation
of your State is needed and is indispensable.  This alone is
sufficient reason why I should wish to be on a good understanding
with you.  Please write me at least as long a letter as this,
of course saying in it just what you think fit."

Governor Seymour made no reply.  He and the other Democratic
leaders thought the president uncouth, unlettered, and very weak.
The phrase "please write me at least as long a letter as this"
produced an impression upon the scholarly, cultured, cautious,
and diplomatic Seymour which was most unfavorable to its author.
Seymour acknowledged the receipt of the letter and promised to
make a reply, but never did.

Seymour's resentment was raised to fever heat when General Burnside,
in May, 1863, arrested Clement L. Vallandigham.  The enemies of
the war and peace at any price people, and those who were
discouraged, called mass meetings all over the country to protest
this arrest as an outrage.  A mass meeting was called in Albany
on the 16th of May.  Erastus Corning, one of the most eminent
Democrats in the State, presided.

I was in Albany at the time and learned this incident.  One of
Governor Seymour's intimate friends, his adviser and confidant
in personal business affairs was Charles Cook, who had been
comptroller of the State and a State senator.  Cook was an active
Republican, a very shrewd and able man.  He called on the governor
and tried to persuade him not to write a letter to the Vallandigham
meeting, but if he felt he must say something, attend the meeting
and make a speech.  Cook said:  "Governor, the country is going
to sustain ultimately the arrest of Vallandigham.  It will be proved
that he is a traitor to the government and a very dangerous man
to be at large.  Whatever is said at the meeting will seriously
injure the political future of the authors.  If you write a letter
it will be on record, so I beg you, if you must participate, attend
the meeting and make a speech.  A letter cannot be denied; it can
always be claimed that a speech has been misreported."

The Governor wrote the letter, one of the most violent of his
utterances, and it was used against him with fatal effect when
he ran for governor, and also when a candidate for president.

On July 11th the draft began in New York City.  It had been
denounced as unconstitutional by every shade of opposition to
Mr. Lincoln's administration and to the prosecution of the war.
The attempt to enforce it led to one of the most serious riots
in the history of the city, and the rage of the rioters was against
the officers of the law, the headquarters of the draft authorities,
and principally against the negroes.  Every negro who was caught
was hung or burned, and the negro orphan asylum was destroyed
by fire.  The governor did his best to stop the rioting.  He issued
a proclamation declaring the city in a state of insurrection, and
commanded obedience to the law and the authorities.

In this incident again the governor permitted his opposition to
the war to lead him into political indiscretion.  He made a speech
from the steps of the City Hall to the rioters.  He began by
addressing them as "My friends."  The governor's object was to
quiet the mob and send them to their homes.  So instead of saying
"fellow citizens" he used the fatal words "my friends."  No two
words were ever used against a public man with such fatal effect.
Every newspaper opposed to the governor and every orator would
describe the horrors, murders, and destruction of property by
the mob and then say:  "These are the people whom Governor Seymour
in his speech from the steps of the City Hall addressed as
'my friends.'"

The Vallandigham letter and this single utterance did more harm
to Governor Seymour's future ambitions than all his many eloquent
speeches against Lincoln's administration and the conduct of the war.

The political situation, which had been so desperate for the
national administration, changed rapidly for the better with
the victory at Gettysburg, which forced General Lee out of
Pennsylvania and back into Virginia, and also by General Grant's
wonderful series of victories at Vicksburg and other places which
liberated the Mississippi River.

Under these favorable conditions the Republicans entered upon
the canvass in the fall of 1863 to reverse, if possible, the
Democratic victory the year before.  The Republican State ticket was:

  Secretary of State ..... Chauncey M. Depew.
  Comptroller ..... Lucius Robinson.
  Canal Commissioner ..... Benjamin F. Bruce.
  Treasurer ..... George W. Schuyler.
  State Engineer ..... William B. Taylor.
  Prison Inspector ..... James K. Bates.
  Judge of the Court of Appeals ..... Henry S. Selden.
  Attorney-General ..... John Cochran.

The canvass was one of the most interesting of political campaigns.
The president was unusually active, and his series of letters
were remarkable documents.  He had the ear of the public; he
commanded the front page of the press, and he defended his
administration and its acts and replied to his enemies with skill,
tact, and extreme moderation.

Public opinion was peculiar.  Military disasters and increasing
taxation had made the position of the administration very critical,
but the victories which came during the summer changed the situation.
I have never known in any canvass any one incident which had
greater effect than Sheridan's victory in the Shenandoah Valley,
and never an adventure which so captured the popular imagination
as his ride from Washington to the front; his rallying the retreating
and routed troops, reforming them and turning defeat into victory.
The poem "Sheridan's Ride," was recited in every audience, from
every platform, and from the stage in many theatres and created
the wildest enthusiasm.

My friend, Wayne MacVeagh, who was at Yale College with me,
had succeeded as a radical leader in defeating his brother-in-law,
Don Cameron, and getting control for the first time in a generation
against the Cameron dynasty of the Republican State organization
of Pennsylvania.  He had nominated a radical ticket, with
Andrew G. Curtin as a candidate for governor.

MacVeagh wrote to me, saying:  "You are running at the head of
the Republican ticket in New York.  Your battle is to be won
in Pennsylvania, and unless we succeed you cannot.  Come over
and help us."

I accepted the invitation and spent several most exciting and
delightful weeks campaigning with Governor Curtin and his party.
The meetings were phenomenal in the multitudes which attended
and their interest in the speeches.  I remember one dramatic
occasion at the city of Reading.  This was a Democratic stronghold;
there was not a single Republican office-holder in the county.
The only compensation for a Republican accepting a nomination
and conducting a canvass, with its large expenses and certain
defeat, was that for the rest of his life he was given as an
evidence of honor the title of the office for which he ran, and so
the county was full of "judges, Mr. District Attorneys, State
Senators, and Congressmen" who had never been elected.

We arrived at Reading after midday.  The leading street, a very
broad one, was also on certain days the market-place.  A friend
of the governor, who had a handsome house on this street, had
the whole party for luncheon.  The luncheon was an elaborate
banquet.  Governor Curtin came to me and said:  "You go out and
entertain the crowd, which is getting very impatient, and in about
twenty minutes I will send some one to relieve you."  It was
raining in torrents; the crowd shouted to me encouragingly:  "Never
mind the rain; we are used to that, but we never heard you."  As
I would try to stop they would shout:  "Go ahead!"  In the meantime
the banquet had turned into a festive occasion, with toasts and
speeches.  I had been speaking over two hours before the governor
and his party appeared.  They had been dining, and the Eighteenth
Amendment had not been dreamed of.  I was drenched to the skin,
but waited until the governor had delivered his twenty-minute
speech; then, without stopping for the other orators, I went over
to the house, stripped, dried myself, and went to bed.

Utterly exhausted with successive days and nights of this experience,
I did not wake until about eight o'clock in the evening.  Then
I wandered out in the street, found the crowd still there, and
the famous John W. Forney making a speech.  They told me that
he had been speaking for four hours, delivering an historical address,
but had only reached the administration of General Jackson.  I never
knew how long he kept at it, but there was a tradition with our party
that he was still speaking when the train left the next morning.

Governor Curtin was an ideal party leader and candidate.  He was
one of the handsomest men of his time, six feet four inches in
height, perfectly proportioned and a superb figure.  He never
spoke over twenty minutes, but it was the talk in the familiar
way of an expert to his neighbors.  He had a cordial and captivating
manner, which speedily made him the idol of the crowd and a most
agreeable companion in social circles.  When he was minister
to Russia, the Czar, who was of the same height and build, was
at once attracted to him, and he took a first place among the
diplomats in influence.

When I returned to New York to enter upon my own canvass, the State
and national committees imposed upon me a heavy burden.  Speakers
of State reputation were few, while the people were clamoring for
meetings.  Fortunately I had learned how to protect my voice.  In
the course of the campaign every one who spoke with me lost his
voice and had to return home for treatment.  When I was a student
at Yale the professor in elocution was an eccentric old gentleman
named North.  The boys paid little attention to him and were
disposed to ridicule his peculiarities.  He saw that I was specially
anxious to learn and said:  "The principal thing about oratory
is to use your diaphragm instead of your throat."  His lesson
on that subject has been of infinite benefit to me all my life.

The programme laid out called upon me to speak on an average
between six and seven hours a day.  The speeches were from ten
to thirty minutes at different railway stations, and wound up with
at least two meetings at some important towns in the evening,
and each meeting demanded about an hour.  These meetings were
so arranged that they covered the whole State.  It took about four
weeks, but the result of the campaign, due to the efforts of the
orators and other favorable conditions, ended in the reversal
of the Democratic victory of the year before, a Republican majority
of thirty thousand and the control of the legislature.


In 1864 the political conditions were very unfavorable for the
Republican party, owing to the bitter hostility between the
conservative and radical elements.  Led by such distinguished men
as Thurlow Weed and Henry J. Raymond, on the one side, and
Horace Greeley, with an exceedingly capable body of earnest
lieutenants on the other, the question of success or defeat depended
upon the harmonizing of the two factions.

Without having been recognized by the politicians or press of
the State, Reuben E. Fenton, who had been for ten years a congressman
from the Chatauqua district, had developed in Congress remarkable
ability as an organizer.  He had succeeded in making Galusha A. Grow
speaker of the House of Representatives, and had become a power
in that body.  He had behind him the earnest friendship and support
of the New York delegation in the House of Representatives and had
not incurred the enmity of either faction in his own State.  His
nomination saved the party in that campaign.

As an illustration how dangerous was the situation, though the
soldiers' vote in the field was over one hundred thousand and
almost unanimously for the Republican ticket, the presidential and
gubernatorial candidates received less than eight thousand
majority, the governor leading the president.

The re-election of Mr. Lincoln and the election Reuben E. Fenton
over Governor Seymour made our State solidly Republican, and
Governor Fenton became at once both chief executive and party
leader.  He had every quality for political leadership, was a shrewd
judge of character, and rarely made mistakes in the selection
of his lieutenants.  He was a master of all current political
questions and in close touch with public opinion.  My official
relations with him as secretary of state became came at once
intimate and gratifying.  It required in after-years all the
masterful genius of Roscoe Conkling and the control of federal
patronage granted to him by President Grant to break Fenton's
hold upon his party.

Governor Fenton was blessed with a daughter of wonderful executive
ability, singular charm, and knowledge of public affairs.  She made
the Executive Mansion in Albany one of the most charming and
hospitable homes in the State.  Its influence radiated everywhere,
captured visitors, legislators, and judges, and was a powerful
factor in the growing popularity and influence of the governor.

One of the most interesting of political gatherings was the
Democratic convention, which met at Tredwell Hall in Albany
in the fall of 1864, to select a successor to Governor Seymour.
The governor had declared publicly that he was not a candidate,
and that under no conditions would he accept a renomination.  He
said that his health was seriously impaired, and his private affairs
had been neglected so long by his absorption in public duties
that they were in an embarrassing condition and needed attention.

The leaders of the convention met in Dean Richmond's office and
selected a candidate for governor and a full State ticket.  When
the convention met the next day I was invited to be present as
a spectator.  It was supposed by everybody that the proceedings
would be very formal and brief, as the candidates and the platform
had been agreed upon.  The day was intensely hot, and most of
the delegates discarded their coats, vests, and collars, especially
those from New York City.

When the time came for the nomination, the platform was taken
by one of the most plausible and smooth talkers I ever heard.
He delivered a eulogy upon Governor Seymour and described in
glowing terms the debt the party owed him for his wonderful public
services, and the deep regret all must have that he felt it necessary
to retire to private life.  He continued by saying that he acquiesced
in that decision, but felt it was due to a great patriot and
the benefactor of the party that he should be tendered a
renomination.  Of course, they all knew it would be merely a
compliment, as the governor's position had been emphatically
stated by himself.  So he moved that the governor be nominated by
acclamation and a committee appointed to wait upon him at the
Executive Mansion and ascertain his wishes.

When Mr. Richmond was informed of this action, he said it was
all right but unnecessary, because the situation was too serious
to indulge in compliments.

In an hour the delegation returned, and the chairman, who was
the same gentleman who made the speech and the motion, stepped
to the front of the platform to report.  He said that the governor
was very grateful for the confidence reposed in him by the
convention, and especially for its approval of his official actions
as governor of the State and the representative of his party at
the national convention, that in his long and intense application
to public duties he had impaired his health and greatly embarrassed
his private affairs, but, but, he continued with emphasis. . .  He
never got any further.  Senator Shafer, of Albany, who was unfriendly
to the governor, jumped up and shouted:  "Damn him, he has accepted!"

The convention, when finally brought to order, reaffirmed its
complimentary nomination as a real one, with great enthusiasm
and wild acclaim.

When the result was reported to Mr. Richmond at his office, I was
told by one who was present that Richmond's picturesque vocabulary
of indignation and denunciation was enriched to such a degree
as to astonish and shock even the hardened Democrats who listened
to the outburst.

A committee was appointed to wait on the governor and request him
to appear before the convention.  In a little while there stepped
upon the platform the finest figure in the State or country.
Horatio Seymour was not only a handsome man, with a highly
intellectual and expressive face of mobile features, which added
to the effect of his oratory, but he never appeared unless perfectly
dressed and in the costume which was then universally regarded
as the statesman's apparel.  His patent-leather boots, his
Prince Albert suit, his perfectly correct collar and tie were
evidently new, and this was their first appearance.  From head to
foot he looked the aristocrat.  In a few minutes he became the idol
of that wild and overheated throng.  His speech was a model of
tact, diplomacy, and eloquence, with just that measure of restraint
which increased the enthusiasm of the hearers.  The convention,
which had gathered for another purpose, another candidate, and
a new policy, hailed with delight its old and splendid leader.

Commodore Vanderbilt had a great admiration for Dean Richmond.
The commodore disliked boasters and braggarts intensely.  Those
who wished to gain his favor made the mistake, as a rule, of boasting
about what they had done, and were generally met by the remark:
"That amounts to nothing."  Mr. Tillinghast, a western New York man
and a friend of Richmond, was in the commodore's office one day,
soon after Richmond died.  Tillinghast was general superintendent
of the New York Central and had been a sufferer from being stepped
on by the commodore when he was lauding his own achievements and
so took the opposite line of extreme moderation.  The commodore
asked Tillinghast, after praising Mr. Richmond very highly, "How
much did he leave?"  "Oh," said Tillinghast, "his estate is a
great disappointment, and compared with what it was thought to be
it is very little."  "I am surprised," remarked the commodore,
"but how much?"  "Oh, between five or six millions," Tillinghast
answered.  For the first time in his life the commodore was thrown
off his guard and said:  "Tillinghast, if five or six million
of dollars is a disappointment, what do you expect in western
New York?"  At that time there were few men who were worth that
amount of money.

Governor Seymour made a thorough canvass of the State, and I was
appointed by our State committee to follow him.  It was a singular
experience to speak and reply to the candidate the day after his
address.  The local committee meets you with a very complete report
of his speech.  The trouble is that, except you are under great
restraint, the urgency of the local committee and the inevitable
temptations of the reply under such conditions, when your adversary
is not present, will lead you to expressions and personalities which
you deeply regret.

When the canvass was over and the governor was beaten, I feared
that the pleasant relations which had existed between us were
broken.  But he was a thorough sportsman.  He sent for and received
me with the greatest cordiality, and invited me to spend a week-end
with him at his home in Utica.  There he was the most delightful
of hosts and very interesting as a gentleman farmer.  In the
costume of a veteran agriculturist and in the farm wagon he drove
me out mornings to his farm, which was so located that it could
command a fine view of the Mohawk Valley.  After the inspection
of the stock, the crops, and buildings, the governor would spend
the day discoursing eloquently and most optimistically upon
the prosperity possible for the farmer.  To his mind then the food
of the future was to be cheese.  There was more food value
in cheese than in any known edible article, animal or vegetable.
It could sustain life more agreeably and do more for longevity
and health.

No one could have imagined, who did not know the governor and
was privileged to listen to his seemingly most practical and
highly imaginative discourse, that the speaker was one of the
ablest party managers, shrewdest of politicians, and most eloquent
advocates in the country, whose whole time and mind apparently
were absorbed in the success of his party and the fruition of
his own ambitions.

As we were returning home he said to me:  "You have risen higher
than any young man in the country of your age.  You have a talent
and taste for public life, but let me advise you to drop it and
devote yourself to your profession.  Public life is full of
disappointments, has an unusual share of ingratitude, and its
compensations are not equal to its failures.  The country is full
of men who have made brilliant careers in the public service and
then been suddenly dropped and forgotten.  The number of such men
who have climbed the hill up State Street to the capitol in Albany,
with the applause of admiring crowds whom none now can recall,
would make a great army."

He continued by telling this story:  "In the war of 1812 the
governor and the legislature decided to bring from Canada to
Albany the remains of a hero whose deeds had excited the admiration
of the whole State.  There was an imposing and continuous
procession, with local celebrations all along the route, from
the frontier to the capital.  The ceremonies in Albany were attended
by the governor, State officers, legislature, and judges, and the
remains were buried in the capitol park.  No monument was erected.
The incident is entirely forgotten, no one remembers who the hero
was, what were his deeds, nor the spot where he rests."

Years afterwards, when the State was building a new capitol and
I was one of the commissioners, in excavating the grounds
a skeleton was found.  It was undoubtedly the forgotten hero
of Governor Seymour's story.


When my term was about expiring with the year 1865 I decided
to leave public life and resume the practice of my profession.
I was at the crossroads of a political or a professional career.
So, while there was a general assent to my renomination, I
emphatically stated the conclusion at which I had arrived.

The Republican convention nominated for my successor as secretary
of state General Francis C. Barlow, a very brilliant soldier in
the Civil War.  The Democratic convention adopted a patriotic
platform of advanced and progressive views, and nominated at the
head of their ticket for secretary of state General Henry W. Slocum.
General Slocum had been a corps commander in General Sherman's
army, and came out of the war among the first in reputation and
achievement of the great commanders.  It was a master stroke on
the part of the Democratic leaders to place him at the head of
their ticket.  He was the greatest soldier of our State and very
popular with the people.  In addition to being a great commander,
he had a charming personality, which fitted him for success
in public life.

The Democrats also on the same ticket nominated for attorney-general
John Van Buren.  He was a son of President Van Buren and a man
of genius.  Although he was very erratic, his ability was so great
that when serious he captured not only the attention but the judgment
of people.  He was an eloquent speaker and had a faculty of
entrancing the crowd with his wit and of characterization of his
opponent which was fatal.  I have seen crowds, when he was
elaborately explaining details necessary for the vindication of his
position, or that of his party which did not interest them,
to remain with close attention, hoping for what was certain to come,
namely, one of those sallies of wit, which made a speech of
Van Buren a memorable thing to have listened to.

Van Buren was noted for a reckless disregard of the confidences
of private conversation.  Once I was with him on the train for
several hours, and in the intimacy which exists among political
opponents who know and trust each other we exchanged views in
regard to public measures and especially public men.  I was very
indiscreet in talking with him in my criticism of the leaders of
my own party, and he equally frank and delightful in flaying alive
the leaders of his party, especially Governor Seymour.

A few days afterwards he made a speech in which he detailed what
I had said, causing me the greatest embarrassment and trouble.
In retaliation I wrote a letter to the public, stating what he had
said about Governor Seymour.  The Democratic ticket was beaten
by fifteen thousand in a very heavy vote, and Van Buren always
charged it to the resentment of Governor Seymour and his friends.


In our country public life is a most uncertain career for a young
man.  Its duties and activities remove him from his profession or
business and impose habits of work and thought which unfit him
for ordinary pursuits, especially if he remains long in public
service.  With a change of administration or of party popularity,
he may be at any time dropped and left hopelessly stranded.
On the other hand, if his party is in power he has in it a position
of influence and popularity.  He has a host of friends, with many
people dependent upon him for their own places, and it is no easy
thing for him to retire.

When I had decided not to remain any longer in public life and
return home, the convention of my old district, which I had
represented in the legislature, renominated me for the old position
with such earnestness and affection that it was very difficult
to refuse and to persuade them that it was absolutely necessary
for me to resume actively my profession.

Our village of Peekskill, which has since grown into the largest
village in the State, with many manufacturing and other interests,
was then comparatively small.  A large number of people gathered
at the post-office every morning.  On one occasion when I arrived
I found them studying a large envelope addressed to me, which
the postmaster had passed around.  It was a letter from
William H. Seward, secretary of state, announcing that the president
had appointed me United States minister to Japan, and that the
appointment had been sent to the Senate and confirmed by that
body, and directing that I appear at the earliest possible moment
at his office to receive instructions and go to my post.  A few
days afterwards I received a beautiful letter from Henry J. Raymond,
then in Congress, urging my acceptance.

On arriving in Washington I went to see Mr. Seward, who said to me:
"I have special reasons for securing your appointment from the
president.  He is rewarding friends of his by putting them in
diplomatic positions for which they are wholly unfit.  I regard
the opening of Japan to commerce and our relations to that new
and promising country so important, that I asked the privilege
to select one whom I thought fitted for the position.  Your youth,
familiarity with public life, and ability seem to me ideal for this
position, and I have no doubt you will accept."

I stated to him how necessary it was that after long neglect in
public life of my private affairs I should return to my profession,
if I was to make a career, but Mr. Seward brushed that aside by
reciting his own success, notwithstanding his long service in our
State and in Washington.  "However," he continued, "I feared that
this might be your attitude, so I have made an appointment for you
to see Mr. Burlingame, who has been our minister to China, and
is now here at the head of a mission from China to the different
nations of the world."

Anson Burlingame's career had been most picturesque and had
attracted the attention of not only the United States but of
Europe.  As a member of the House of Representatives he had
accepted the challenge of a "fire-eater," who had sent it under
the general view that no Northern man would fight.  As minister
to China he had so gained the confidence of the Chinese Government
that he persuaded them to open diplomatic relations with the Western
world, and at their request he had resigned his position from
the United States and accepted the place of ambassador to the great
powers, and was at the head of a large delegation, composed of
the most important, influential, and representative mandarins of
the old empire.

When I sent up my card to his room at the hotel his answer was:
"Come up immediately."  He was shaving and had on the minimum
of clothes permissible to receive a visitor.  He was expecting me
and started in at once with an eloquent description of the attractions
and importance of the mission to Japan.  With the shaving brush
in one hand and the razor in the other he delivered an oration.
In order to emphasize it and have time to think and enforce a new
idea, he would apply the brush and the razor vigorously, then pause
and resume.  I cannot remember his exact words, but have a keen
recollection of the general trend of his argument.

He said:  "I am surprised that a young man like you, unmarried
and with no social obligations, should hesitate for a moment
to accept this most important and attractive position.  If you
think these people are barbarians, I can assure you that they
had a civilization and a highly developed literature when our
forefathers were painted savages.  The western nations of Europe,
in order to secure advantages in this newly opened country for
commerce, have sent their ablest representatives.  You will meet
there with the diplomats of all the western nations, and your
intimacy with them will be a university of the largest opportunity.
You will come in contact with the best minds of Europe.  You can
make a great reputation in the keen rivalry of this situation
by securing the best of the trade of Japan for your own country
to its western coasts over the waters of the Pacific.  You will
be welcomed by the Japanese Government and the minister of
foreign affairs will assign you a palace to live in, with a garden
attached so perfectly appointed and kept as to have been the envy
of Shenstone.  You will be attended by hundreds of beautiful and
accomplished Japanese maidens."

When I repeated to a large body of waiting office-seekers who had
assembled in my room what Mr. Burlingame had said, they all became
applicants for the place.

There is no more striking evidence of the wonderful advance in
every way of the Japanese Empire and its people than the conditions
existing at that time and now.  Then it took six months to reach
Japan and a year for the round trip.  Of course, there was no
telegraphic or cable communication, and so it required a year
for a message to be sent and answered.  The Japanese army at that
time was mostly clad in armor and its navy were junks.

In fifty years Japan has become one of the most advanced nations
of the world.  It has adopted and assimilated all that is best of
Western civilization, and acquired in half a century what required
Europe one thousand years to achieve.  Its army is unexcelled
in equipment and discipline, and its navy and mercantile marine are
advancing rapidly to a foremost place.  It demonstrated its prowess
in the war with Russia, and its diplomacy and power in the recent war.

Japan has installed popular education, with common schools,
academies, and universities, much on the American plan.  It has
adopted and installed every modern appliance developed by
electricity--telegraph, cable, telephone, etc.

While I was greatly tempted to reverse my decision and go,
my mother, who was in delicate health, felt that an absence so
long and at such distance would be fatal, and so on her account
I declined.

As I look back over the fifty years I can see plainly that four
years, and probably eight, in that mission would have severed
me entirely from all professional and business opportunities
at home, and I might have of necessity become a place holder
and a place seeker, with all its adventures and disappointments.

If I had seriously wanted an office and gone in pursuit of one,
my pathway would have had the usual difficulties, but fickle
fortune seemed determined to defeat my return to private life
by tempting offers.  The collectorship of the port of New York
was vacant.  It was a position of great political power because
of its patronage.  There being no civil service, the appointments
were sufficiently numerous and important to largely control the
party in the State of New York, and its political influence reached
into other commonwealths.  It was an office whose fees were
enormous, and the emoluments far larger than those of any position
in the country.

The party leaders had begun to doubt President Johnson, and they
wanted in the collectorship a man in whom they had entire
confidence, and so the governor and State officers, who were all
Republicans, the Republican members of the legislature, the State
committee, the two United States senators, and the Republican
delegation of New York in the House of Representatives unanimously
requested the president to appoint me.

President Johnson said to me:  "No such recommendation and
indorsement has ever been presented to me before."  However,
the breach between him and the party was widening, and he could
not come to a decision.

One day he suddenly sent for Senator Morgan, Henry J. Raymond,
Thurlow Weed, and the secretary of the treasury for a consultation.
He said to them:  "I have decided to appoint Mr. Depew."  The
appointment was made out by the secretary of the treasury, and the
president instructed him to send it to the Senate the next morning.
There was great rejoicing among the Republicans, as this seemed
to indicate a favorable turn in the president's mind.  Days and
weeks passed, however, and when the veto of the Civil Rights Bill
was overridden in the Senate and, with the help of the votes
of the senators from New York, the breach between the president
and his party became irreconcilable, the movement for his
impeachment began, which ended in the most sensational and perilous
trial in our political history.

On my way home to New York, after the vote of the New York senators
had ended my hope for appointment, I had as a fellow traveller
my friend, Professor Davies, from West Point.  He was a brother
of that eminent jurist, Henry E. Davies, a great lawyer and
chief justice of our New York State Court of Appeals.  Professor
Davies said to me:  "I think I must tell you why your nomination
for collector was not sent to the Senate.  I was in Washington
to persuade the president, with whom I am quite intimate, to make
another appointment.  I was calling on Secretary Hugh McCulloch
and his family in the evening of the day when the conference decided
to appoint you.  Secretary McCulloch said to me:  'The contest
over the collectorship of the port of New York is settled, and
Chauncey Depew's name will be sent to the Senate to-morrow
morning.'  I was at the White House," continued the professor,
"the next morning before breakfast.  The president received me
at once because I said my mission was urgent and personal.  I told
him what the secretary of the treasury had told me and said:
'You are making a fatal mistake.  You are going to break with
your party and to have a party of your own.  The collectorship
of the port of New York is the key to your success.  Depew is
very capable and a partisan of his party.  If you have any doubt,
I beg of you to withhold the appointment until the question
comes up in the Senate of sustaining or overriding of the veto
of the Civil Rights Bill.  The votes of the two New York senators
will decide whether they are your friends or not.'  The president
thought that was reasonable, and you know the result."

There was at least one satisfaction in the professor's amazingly
frank revelation:  it removed all doubt why I had lost a great
office and, for my age and circumstances, a large fortune.

President Andrew Johnson differed radically from any President
of the United States whom it has been my good fortune to know.
This refers to all from and including Mr. Lincoln to Mr. Harding.
A great deal must be forgiven and a great deal taken by way of
explanation when we consider his early environment and opportunities.

In the interviews I had with him he impressed me as a man of
vigorous mentality, of obstinate wilfulness, and overwhelming
confidence in his own judgment and the courage of his convictions.
His weakness was alcoholism.  He made a fearful exhibition of
himself at the time of his inauguration and during the presidency,
and especially during his famous trip "around the circle" he
was in a bad way.

He was of humble origin and, in fact, very poor.  It is said of him
that he could neither read nor write until his wife taught him.
He made a great career both as a member of the House of Representatives
and a senator, and was of unquestionable influence in each branch.
With reckless disregard for his life, he kept east Tennessee
in the Union during the Civil War.

General Grant told me a story of his own experience with him.
Johnson, he said, had always been treated with such contempt
and ignored socially by the members of the old families and slave
aristocracy of the South that his resentment against them was
vindictive, and so after the surrender at Appomattox he was
constantly proclaiming "Treason is odious and must be punished."
He also wanted and, in fact, insisted upon ignoring Grant's parole
to the Confederate officers, in order that they might be tried
for treason.  On this question of maintaining his parole and
his military honor General Grant was inflexible, and said he would
appeal not only to Congress but to the country.

One day a delegation, consisting of the most eminent, politically,
socially, and in family descent, of the Southern leaders, went to
the White House.  They said:  "Mr. President, we have never
recognized you, as you belong to an entirely different class
from ourselves, but it is the rule of all countries and in all ages
that supreme power vested in the individual raises him, no matter
what his origin, to supreme leadership.  You are now President
of the United States, and by virtue of your office our leader,
and we recognize you as such."  Then followed attention from
these people whom he admired and envied, as well as hated,
of hospitality and deference, of which they were past masters.
It captivated him and changed his whole attitude towards them.

He sent for General Grant and said to him:  "The war is over
and there should be forgiveness and reconciliation.  I propose
to call upon all of the States recently in rebellion to send
to Washington their United States senators and members of the House,
the same as they did before the war.  If the present Congress
will not admit them, a Congress can be formed of these Southern
senators and members of the House and of such Northern senators
and representatives as will believe that I am right and acting
under the Constitution.  As President of the United States, I will
recognize that Congress and communicate with them as such.
As general of the army I want your support."  General Grant replied:
"That will create civil war, because the North will undoubtedly
recognize the Congress as it now exists, and that Congress will
assert itself in every way possible."  "In that case," said the
president, "I want the to support the constitutional Congress
which I am recognizing."  General Grant said:  "On the contrary,
so far as my authority goes, the army will support the Congress
as it is now and disperse the other."  President Johnson then
ordered General Grant to Mexico on a mission, and as he had
no power to send a general of the army out of the United States,
Grant refused to go.

Shortly afterwards Grant received a very confidential communication
from General Sherman, stating that he had been ordered to Washington
to take command of the army, and wanted to know what it meant.
General Grant explained the situation, whereupon General Sherman
announced to the president that he would take exactly the same
position as General Grant had.  The president then dropped
the whole subject.



III.  ABRAHAM LINCOLN

The secretaryship of the State of New York is a very delightful
office.  Its varied duties are agreeable, and the incumbent is
brought in close contact with the State administration,
the legislature, and the people.

We had in the secretary of state's office at the time I held
the office, about fifty-eight years ago, very interesting archives.
The office had been the repository of these documents since
the organization of the government.  Many years afterwards they
were removed to the State Library.  Among these documents were
ten volumes of autograph letters from General Washington to
Governor Clinton and others, covering the campaign on the Hudson
in the effort by the enemy to capture West Point, the treason of
Arnold and nearly the whole of the Revolutionary War.  In the course
of years before these papers were removed to the State Library,
a large part of them disappeared.  It was not the fault of the
administration succeeding me, but it was because the legislature,
in its effort to economize, refused to make appropriation for the
proper care of these invaluable historic papers.  Most of
Washington's letters were written entirely in his own hand, and
one wonders at the phenomenal industry which enabled him to do
so much writing while continuously and laboriously engaged in
active campaigning.

In view of the approaching presidential election, the legislature
passed a law, which was signed by the governor, providing machinery
for the soldiers' vote.  New York had at that time between three
and four hundred thousand soldiers in the field, who were scattered
in companies, regiments, brigades, and divisions all over the South.
This law made it the duty of the secretary of state to provide
ballots, to see that they reached every unit of a company, to gather
the votes and transmit them to the home of each soldier.  The State
government had no machinery by which this work could be done.
I applied to the express companies, but all refused on the ground
that they were not equipped.  I then sent for old John Butterfield,
who was the founder of the express business but had retired and
was living on his farm near Utica.  He was intensely patriotic and
ashamed of the lack of enterprise shown by the express companies.
He said to me:  "If they cannot do this work they ought to retire."
He at once organized what was practically an express company,
taking in all those in existence and adding many new features
for the sole purpose of distributing the ballots and gathering
the soldiers' votes.  It was a gigantic task and successfully
executed by this patriotic old gentleman.

Of course, the first thing was to find out where the New York
troops were, and for that purpose I went to Washington, remaining
there for several months before the War Department would give
me the information.  The secretary of war was Edwin M. Stanton.
It was perhaps fortunate that the secretary of war should not only
possess extraordinary executive ability, but be also practically
devoid of human weakness; that he should be a rigid disciplinarian
and administer justice without mercy.  It was thought at the time
that these qualities were necessary to counteract, as far as
possible, the tender-heartedness of President Lincoln.  If the boy
condemned to be shot, or his mother or father, could reach the
president in time, he was never executed.  The military authorities
thought that this was a mistaken charity and weakened discipline.
I was at a dinner after the war with a number of generals who
had been in command of armies.  The question was asked one of
the most famous of these generals:  "How did you carry out the
sentences of your courts martial and escape Lincoln's pardons?"
The grim old warrior answered:  "I shot them first."

I took my weary way every day to the War Department, but could
get no results.  The interviews were brief and disagreeable and
the secretary of war very brusque.  The time was getting short.
I said to the secretary:  "If the ballots are to be distributed
in time I must have information at once."  He very angrily refused
and said:  "New York troops are in every army, all over the enemy's
territory.  To state their location would be to give invaluable
information to the enemy.  How do I know if that information would
be so safeguarded as not to get out?"

As I was walking down the long corridor, which was full of hurrying
officers and soldiers returning from the field or departing for it,
I met Elihu B. Washburne, who was a congressman from Illinois
and an intimate friend of the president.  He stopped me and said:

"Hello, Mr. Secretary, you seem very much troubled.  Can I help you?"
I told him my story.

"What are you going to do?" he asked.  I answered:  "To protect
myself I must report to the people of New York that the provision
for the soldiers' voting cannot be carried out because the
administration refuses to give information where the New York
soldiers are located."

"Why," said Mr. Washburne, "that would beat Mr. Lincoln.  You don't
know him.  While he is a great statesman, he is also the keenest
of politicians alive.  If it could be done in no other way, the
president would take a carpet-bag and go around and collect those
votes himself.  You remain here until you hear from me.  I will
go at once and see the president."

In about an hour a staff officer stepped up to me and asked:  "Are
you the secretary of state of New York?"  I answered "Yes."
"The secretary of war wishes to see you at once," he said.  I found
the secretary most cordial and charming.

"Mr. Secretary, what do you desire?"  he asked.  I stated the case
as I had many times before, and he gave a peremptory order to one
of his staff that I should receive the documents in time for me
to leave Washington on the midnight train.

The magical transformation was the result of a personal visit of
President Lincoln to the secretary of war.  Mr. Lincoln carried
the State of New York by a majority of only 6,749, and it was
a soldiers' vote that gave him the Empire State.

The compensations of my long delay in Washington trying to move
the War Department were the opportunity it gave me to see
Mr. Lincoln, to meet the members of the Cabinet, to become intimate
with the New York delegation in Congress, and to hear the wonderful
adventures and stories so numerous in Washington.

The White House of that time had no executive offices as now,
and the machinery for executive business was very primitive.
The east half of the second story had one large reception-room,
in which the president could always be found, and a few rooms
adjoining for his secretaries and clerks.  The president had very
little protection or seclusion.  In the reception-room, which was
always crowded at certain hours, could be found members of Congress,
office-seekers, and an anxious company of fathers and mothers
seeking pardons for their sons condemned for military offenses,
or asking permission to go to the front, where a soldier boy was
wounded or sick.  Every one wanted something and wanted it very
bad.  The patient president, wearied as he was with cares of state,
with the situation on several hostile fronts, with the exigencies
in Congress and jealousies in his Cabinet, patiently and
sympathetically listened to these tales of want and woe.  My position
was unique.  I was the only one in Washington who personally did
not want anything, my mission being purely in the public interest.

I was a devoted follower of Mr. Seward, the secretary of state,
and through the intimacies with officers in his department I learned
from day to day the troubles in the Cabinet, so graphically described
in the diary of the secretary of the navy Gideon Welles.

The antagonism between Mr. Seward and Mr. Chase, the secretary
of the treasury, though rarely breaking out in the open, was
nevertheless acute.  Mr. Seward was devoted to the president and
made every possible effort to secure his renomination and election.
Mr. Chase was doing his best to prevent Mr. Lincoln's renomination
and secure it for himself.

No president ever had a Cabinet of which the members were so
independent, had so large individual followings, and were so
inharmonious.  The president's sole ambition was to secure the
ablest men in the country for the departments which he assigned
to them without regard to their loyalty to himself.  One of
Mr. Seward's secretaries would frequently report to me the acts
of disloyalty or personal hostility on the part of Mr. Chase with
the lament:  "The old man--meaning Lincoln--knows all about it
and will not do a thing."

I had a long and memorable interview with the president.  As
I stepped from the crowd in his reception-room, he said to me:
"What do you want?"  I answered:  "Nothing, Mr. President, I only
came to pay my respects and bid you good-by, as I am leaving
Washington."  "It is such a luxury," he then remarked, "to find
a man who does not want anything.  I wish you would wait until
I get rid of this crowd."

When we were alone he threw himself wearily on a lounge and was
evidently greatly exhausted.  Then he indulged, rocking backward
and forward, in a reminiscent review of different crises in his
administration, and how he had met them.  In nearly every instance
he had carried his point, and either captured or beaten his
adversaries by a story so apt, so on all fours, and such complete
answers that the controversy was over.  I remember eleven of
these stories, each of which was a victory.

In regard to this story-telling, he said:  "I am accused of telling
a great many stories.  They say that it lowers the dignity of the
presidential office, but I have found that plain people (repeating
with emphasis plain people), take them as you find them, are more
easily influenced by a broad and humorous illustration than in any
other way, and what the hypercritical few may think, I don't care."

In speaking Mr. Lincoln had a peculiar cadence in his voice, caused
by laying emphasis upon the key-word of the sentence.  In answer
to the question how he knew so many anecdotes, he answered:
"I never invented story, but I have a good memory and, I think,
tell one tolerably well.  My early life was passed among pioneers
who had the courage and enterprise to break away from civilization
and settle in the wilderness.  The things which happened to these
original people and among themselves in their primitive conditions
were far more dramatic than anything invented by the professional
story-tellers.  For many years I travelled the circuit as a lawyer,
and usually there was only one hotel in the county towns where
court was held.  The judge, the grand and petit juries, the lawyers,
the clients, and witnesses would pass the night telling exciting
or amusing occurrences, and these were of infinite variety and
interest."  He was always eager for a new story to add to his
magazine of ammunition and weapons.

One night when there was a reception at the executive mansion
Rufus F. Andrews, surveyor of the port of New York, and I went
there together.  Andrews was a good lawyer and had been a
correspondent in New York of Mr. Lincoln, while he was active
at the bar in Illinois.  He was a confidential adviser of the
president on New York matters and frequently at the executive
mansion.  As the procession moved past the president he stopped
Andrews and, leaning over, spoke very confidentially to him.
The conversation delayed the procession for some time.  When
Andrews and I returned to the hotel, our rooms were crowded with
newspaper men and politicians wanting to know what the confidential
conversation was about.  Andrews made a great mystery of it and so
did the press.  He explained to me when we were alone that during
his visit to the president the night before he told the president
a new story.  The president delayed him at the reception, saying:
"Andrews, I forgot the point of that story you told me last night;
repeat it now."

While Mr. Lincoln had the most logical of minds and his letters
and speeches on political controversies were the most convincing
of any statesman of his period, he rarely would enter into a long
discussion in conversation; he either would end the argument by
an apt story or illustration enforcing his ideas.

John Ganson, of Buffalo, was the leader of the bar in western
New York.  Though elected to the House of Representatives as
a Democrat, he supported the war measures of the administration.
He was a gentleman of the old school, of great dignity, and always
immaculately dressed.  He was totally bald and his face also
devoid of hair.  It was a gloomy period of the war and the reports
from the front very discouraging.  Congressman Ganson felt it his
duty to see the president about the state of the country.  He made
a formal call and said to Mr. Lincoln:  "Though I am a Democrat,
I imperil my political future by supporting your war measures.
I can understand that secrecy may be necessary in military
operations, but I think I am entitled to know the exact conditions,
good or bad, at the front."

Mr. Lincoln looked at him earnestly for a minute and then said:
"Ganson, how clean you shave!"  That ended the interview.

The first national convention I ever attended was held in Baltimore
in 1864, when Mr. Lincoln was renominated.  I have since been four
times a delegate-at-large, representing the whole State, and many
times a delegate representing a congressional district.  Judge
W. H. Robertson, of Westchester County, and I went to the convention
together.  We thought we would go by sea, but our ship had a
collision, and we were rescued by a pilot boat.  Returning to
New York, we decided to accept the security of the railroad.
Judge Robertson was one of the shrewdest and ablest of the Republican
politicians in the State of New York.  He had been repeatedly
elected county judge, State senator, and member of Congress, and
always overcoming a hostile Democratic majority.

We went to Washington to see Mr. Seward first, had an interview
with him at his office, and dined with him in the evening.  To dine
with Secretary Seward was an event which no one, and especially
a young politician, ever forgot.  He was the most charming of hosts
and his conversation a liberal education.

There was no division as to the renomination of Mr. Lincoln, but
it was generally conceded that the vice-president should be a war
Democrat.  The candidacy of Daniel S. Dickinson, of New York,
had been so ably managed that he was far and away the favorite.
He had been all his life, up to the breaking out of the Civil War,
one of the most pronounced extreme and radical Democrats in the
State of New York.  Mr. Seward took Judge Robertson and me into
his confidence.  He was hostile to the nomination of Mr. Dickinson,
and said that the situation demanded the nomination for vice-president
of a representative from the border States, whose loyalty had been
demonstrated during the war.  He eulogized Andrew Johnson, of
Tennessee, and gave a glowing description of the courage and
patriotism with which Johnson, at the risk of his life, had advocated
the cause of the Union and kept his State partially loyal.

He said to us:  "You can quote me to the delegates, and they will
believe I express the opinion of the president.  While the president
wishes to take no part in the nomination for vice-president, yet
he favors Mr. Johnson."

When we arrived at the convention this interview with Mr. Seward
made us a centre of absorbing interest and at once changed the
current of opinion, which before that had been almost unanimously
for Mr. Dickinson.  It was finally left to the New York delegation.

The meeting of the delegates from New York was a stormy one and
lasted until nearly morning.  Mr. Dickinson had many warm friends,
especially among those of previous democratic affiliation, and
the State pride to have a vice-president was in his favor.  Upon
the final vote Andrew Johnson had one majority.  The decision
of New York was accepted by the convention and he was nominated
for vice-president.

This is an instance of which I have met many in my life, where
the course of history was changed on a very narrow margin.  Political
histories and the newspapers' discussions of the time assigned
the success of Mr. Johnson to the efforts of several well-known
delegates, but really it was largely if not wholly due to the
message of Mr. Seward, which was carried by Judge Robertson and
myself to the delegates.

The year of 1864 was full of changes of popular sentiment and
surprises.  The North had become very tired of the war.  The people
wanted peace, and peace at almost any price.  Jacob Thompson
and Clement C. Clay, ex-United States senators from the South,
appeared at Niagara Falls, on the Canadian side, and either they
or their friends gave out that they were there to treat for peace.
In reference to them Mr. Lincoln said to me:  "This effort was
to inflame the peace sentiment of the North, to embarrass the
administration, and to demoralize the army, and in a way it was
successful.  Mr. Greeley was hammering at me to take action for
peace and said that unless I met these men every drop of blood
that was shed and every dollar that was spent I would be responsible
for, that it would be a blot upon my conscience and soul.  I wrote
a letter to Mr. Greeley and said to him that those two ex-United
States senators were Whigs and old friends of his, personally and
politically, and that I desired him to go to Niagara Falls and find
out confidentially what their credentials were and let me know."

The president stated that instead of Mr. Greeley doing it that
way, he went there as an ambassador, and with an array of reporters
established himself on the American side and opened negotiations
with these two alleged envoys across the bridge.  Continuing,
Mr. Lincoln said:  "I had reason to believe from confidential
information which I had received from a man I trusted and who had
interviewed Jefferson Davis, the president of the Confederacy,
that these envoys were without authority, because President Davis
had said to this friend of mine and of his that he would treat on
no terms whatever but on absolute recognition of the independence
of the Southern Confederacy.  The attention of the whole country
and of the army centred on these negotiations at Niagara Falls,
and to stop the harm they were doing I recalled Mr. Greeley and
issued my proclamation 'To Whom It May Concern,' in which I stated
if there was anybody or any delegation at Niagara Falls, or anywhere
else, authorized to represent the Southern Confederacy and to treat
for peace, they had free conduct and safety to Washington and
return.  Of course, they never came, because their mission was
a subterfuge.  But they made Greeley believe in them, and the
result is that he is still attacking me for needlessly prolonging
the war for purposes of my own."

At a Cabinet meeting one of the members said to Mr. Lincoln:
"Mr. President, why don't you write a letter to the public stating
these facts, and that will end Mr. Greeley's attacks?"  The president
answered:  "Mr. Greeley owns a daily newspaper, a very widely
circulated and influential one.  I have no newspaper.  The press
of the country would print my letter, and so would the New York
Tribune.  In a little while the public would forget all about it,
and then Mr. Greeley would begin to prove from my own letter that
he was right, and I, of course, would be helpless to reply."  He
brought the Cabinet around to unanimous agreement with him by
telling one of his characteristic stories.

This affair and the delays in the prosecution of the war had
created a sentiment early in 1864 that the re-election of Mr. Lincoln
was impossible.  The leaders of both the conservative and the
radical elements in the Republican party, Mr. Weed, on the one
hand, and Mr. Greeley, on the other, frankly told the president
that he could not be re-elected, and his intimate friend,
Congressman Elihu B. Washburne, after a canvass of the country,
gave him the same information.

Then came the spectacular victory of Farragut at Mobile and the
triumphant march of Sherman through Georgia, and the sentiment
of the country entirely changed.  There was an active movement
on foot in the interest of the secretary of the treasury, Chase,
and fostered by him, to hold an independent convention before
the regular Republican convention as a protest against the
renomination of Mr. Lincoln.  It was supported by some of the most
eminent and powerful members of the party, who threw into the
effort their means and influence.  After these victories the effort
was abandoned and Mr. Lincoln was nominated by acclamation.
I recall as one of the excitements and pleasures of a lifetime
the enthusiastic confidence of that convention when they acclaimed
Lincoln their nominee.

Governor Seymour, who was the idol of his party, headed the
New York delegation to the national Democratic convention to
nominate the president, and his journey to that convention was
a triumphal march.  There is no doubt that at the time he had
with him not only the enthusiastic support of his own party but
the confidence of the advocates of peace.  His own nomination
and election seemed inevitable.  However, in deference to the war
sentiment, General McClellan was nominated instead, and here
occurred one of those little things which so often in our country
have turned the tide.

The platform committee, and the convention afterwards, permitted
to go into the platform a phrase proposed by Clement C. Vallandigham,
of Ohio, the phrase being, "The war is a failure."  Soon after
the adjournment of the convention, to the victories of Farragut
and Sherman was added the spectacular campaign and victory of
Sheridan in the Valley of Shenandoah.  The Campaign at once took
on a new phase.  It was the opportunity for the orator.

It is difficult now to recreate the scenes of that campaign.
The people had been greatly disheartened.  Every family was
in bereavement, with a son lost and others still in the service.
Taxes were onerous and economic and business conditions very bad.
Then came this reaction, which seemed to promise an early victory
for the Union.  The orator naturally picked up the phrase, "The war
is a failure"; then he pictured Farragut tied to the shrouds of his
flag-ship; then he portrayed Grant's victories in the Mississippi
campaign, Hooker's "battle above the clouds," the advance of the
Army of Cumberland; then he enthusiastically described Sheridan
leaving the War Department hearing of the battle in Shenandoah
Valley, speeding on and rallying his defeated troops, reforming
and leading them to victory, and finished with reciting some of
the stirring war poems.

Mr. Lincoln's election under the conditions and circumstances
was probably more due to that unfortunate phrase in the Democratic
platform than to any other cause.

The tragedy of the assassination of Mr. Lincoln was followed by
the most pathetic incident of American life--his funeral.  After
the ceremony at Washington the funeral train stopped at Philadelphia,
New York, and Albany.  In each of these cities was an opportunity
for the people to view the remains.

I had charge in my official capacity as secretary of state of
the train after it left Albany.  It was late in the evening when
we started, and the train was running all night through central
and western New York.  Its schedule was well known along the route.
Wherever the highway crossed the railway track the whole population
of the neighborhood was assembled on the highway and in the fields.
Huge bonfires lighted up the scene.  Pastors of the local churches
of all denominations had united in leading their congregations
for greeting and farewell for their beloved president.  As we
would reach a crossing there sometimes would be hundreds and
at others thousands of men, women, and children on their knees,
praying and singing hymns.

This continuous service of prayer and song and supplication lasted
over the three hundred miles between Albany and Buffalo, from
midnight until dawn.



IV.  GENERAL GRANT

The fairies who distribute the prizes are practical jokers.
I have known thousands who sought office, some for its distinction,
some for its emoluments, and some for both; thousands who wanted
promotion from places they held, and other thousands who wanted to
regain positions they had lost, all of whom failed in their search.

I probably would have been in one of those classes if I had been
seeking an office.  I was determined, however, upon a career in
railroad work until, if possible, I had reached its highest rewards.
During that period I was offered about a dozen political
appointments, most of them of great moment and very tempting,
all of which I declined.

Near the close of President Grant's administration George Jones,
at that time the proprietor and publisher of the New York Times,
asked me to come and see him.  Mr. Jones, in his association with
the brilliant editor, Henry J. Raymond, had been a progressive and
staying power of the financial side of this great journal.  He was
of Welsh descent, a very hardheaded, practical, and wise business
man.  He also had very definite views on politics and parties, and
several times nearly wrecked his paper by obstinately pursuing
a course which was temporarily unpopular with its readers and
subscribers.  I was on excellent terms with Mr. Jones and admired
him.  The New York Times became under his management one of
the severest critics of General Grant's administration and of
the president himself.

I went to his house and during the conversation Jones said to me:
"I was very much surprised to receive a letter from the president
asking me to come and see him at the White House.  Of course I
went, anticipating a disagreeable interview, but it turned out
absolutely the reverse.  The president was most cordial, and his
frankness most attractive.  After a long and full discussion,
the president said the Times had been his most unsparing critic,
but he was forced to agree with much the Times said; that he had
sent for me to make a request; that he had come to the presidency
without any preparation whatever for its duties or for civic
responsibilities; that he was compelled to take the best advice he
could find and surround himself with men, many of whom he had
never met before, and they were his guides and teachers; that he,
however, assumed the entire responsibility for everything he had
done.  He knew perfectly well, in the retrospect and with the
larger experience he had gained, that he had made many mistakes.
'And now, Mr. Jones,' he continued, 'I have sent for you as
the most powerful as well as, I think, the fairest of my critics,
to ask that you will say in your final summing up of my eight years
that, however many my errors or mistakes, they were faults of
judgment, and that I acted conscientiously and in any way I thought
was right and best.'

"I told the president I would be delighted to take that view in
the Times.  Then the president said that he would like to show
his appreciation in some way which would be gratifying to me.
I told him that I wanted nothing for myself, nor did any of my
friends, in the line of patronage.  Then he said he wanted my
assistance because he was looking for the best man for United States
district attorney for the district of New York.  With my large
acquaintance he thought that I should be able to tell him whom
among the lawyers would be best to appoint.  After a little
consideration I recommended you.

"The president then said:  'Mr. Depew supported Greeley, and
though he is back in the party and doing good service in the
campaigns, I do not like those men.  Nevertheless, you can tender
him the office and ask for his immediate acceptance.'"

I told Mr. Jones what my determination was in regard to a career,
and while appreciating most highly both his own friendship and
the compliment from the president, I must decline.

General Grant's mistakes in his presidency arose from his possession
of one of the greatest of virtues, and that is loyalty to one's
friends.  He had unlimited confidence in them and could not see,
or be made to see, nor listen to any of their defects.  He was
himself of such transparent honesty and truthfulness that he
gauged and judged others by his own standard.  Scandals among
a few of the officials of his administration were entirely due
to this great quality.

His intimacy among his party advisers fell among the most extreme
of organization men and political machinists.  When, under the
advice of Senator Conkling, he appointed Thomas Murphy collector
of the port of New York, it was charged in the press that the
collector removed employees at the rate of several hundred per
day and filled their places with loyal supporters of the organization.
This policy, which was a direct reversal of the ideas of
civil-service reform which were then rapidly gaining strength,
incurred the active hostility of civil-service reformers, of whom
George William Curtis was the most conspicuous.

When General Grant came to reside in New York, after his tour
around the world, he was overwhelmed with social attentions.
I met him at dinners several times a week and was the victim
of a characteristic coldness of manner which he had towards
many people.

One St. Patrick's Day, while in Washington, I received an earnest
telegraphic request from Judge John T. Brady and his brother-in-law,
Judge Charles P. Daly, president of the Society of the Friendly
Sons of St.  Patrick, saying:  "The Sons are to have their greatest
celebration because they are to be honored by the presence of
General Grant, who will also speak, and it is imperative that you
come and help us welcome him."

I arrived at the dinner late and passed in front of the dais to my
seat at the other end, while General Grant was speaking.  He
was not easy on his feet at that time, though afterwards he became
very felicitous in public speaking.  He paused a moment until
I was seated and then said:  "If Chauncey Depew stood in my shoes,
and I in his, I would be a much happier man."

I immediately threw away the speech I had prepared during the six
hours' trip from Washington, and proceeded to make a speech on
"Who can stand now or in the future in the shoes of General Grant?"
I had plenty of time before my turn came to elaborate this idea,
gradually eliminating contemporary celebrities until in the future
the outstanding figure representing the period would be the hero
of our Civil War and the restoration of the Union.

The enthusiasm of the audience, as the speech went on, surpassed
anything I ever saw.  They rushed over tables and tried to carry
the general around the room.  When the enthusiasm had subsided
he came to me and with much feeling said:  "Thank you for that
speech; it is the greatest and most eloquent that I ever heard."
He insisted upon my standing beside him when he received the
families of the members, and took me home in his carriage.

From that time until his death he was most cordial, and at many
dinners would insist upon my being assigned to a chair next to him.

Among strangers and in general conversation General Grant was
the most reticent of men, but among those whom he knew a most
entertaining conversationalist.  He went over a wide field on such
occasions and was interesting on all subjects, and especially
instructive on military campaigns and commanders.  He gave me as
his judgment that among all the military geniuses of the world
the greatest was General Philip Sheridan, and that Sheridan's
grasp of a situation had no parallel in any great general of whom
he knew.

I was with General Grant at his home the day before he went from
New York to Mount McGregor, near Saratoga, where he died.
I learned of the trip and went immediately to see him, and was
met by his son, General Frederick D. Grant.  I said to him:
"I learn that your father is going to Mount McGregor to-morrow,
and I have come to tender him a special train."

After all the necessary arrangements had been made he asked me
to go in and see the general.  Before doing this I asked:  "How
is he?"  "Well," he answered, "he is dying, but it is of infinite
relief to him to see people whom he knows and likes, and I know
he wants to see you.  Our effort is to keep his mind off from
himself and interest him with anything which we think will be
of relief to him, and if you have any new incidents do not fail
to tell him."

When I entered the room the general was busy writing his "Memoirs."
He greeted me very cordially, said he was glad to see me, and
then remarked:  "I see by the papers that you have been recently
up at Hartford delivering a lecture.  Tell me about it."

In reply I told him about a very interesting journey there;
the lecture and supper afterwards, with Mark Twain as the presiding
genius, concerning all of which he asked questions, wanting more
particulars, and the whole story seemed to interest him.  What
seemed to specially please him was the incident when I arrived
at the hotel, after the supper given me at the close of my lecture.
It was about three o'clock in the morning, and I went immediately
to bed, leaving a call for the early train to New York.  At five
o'clock there was violent rapping on the door and, upon opening
it, an Irish waiter stood there with a tray on which were a bottle
of champagne and a goblet of ice.

"You have made a mistake," I said to the waiter.

"No, sir," he answered, "I could not make a mistake about you."

"Who sent this?" I asked.

"The committee, sir, with positive instructions that you should
have it at five o'clock in the morning," he answered.

"Well, my friend, I said, is it the habit of the good people of
Hartford, when they have decided to go to New York on an early
train to drink a bottle of champagne at five o'clock in the morning?"

He answered:  "Most of them do, sir."

(Nobody at that time had dreamed of the Eighteenth Amendment
and the Volstead law.)

With a smile General Grant then said:  "Well, there are some
places in Connecticut where that could not be done, as local
option prevails and the towns have gone dry.  For instance, my
friend, Senator Nye, of Nevada, spoke through Connecticut in
my interest in the last campaign.  Nye was a free liver, though
not a dissipated man, and, as you know, a very excellent speaker.
He told me that when he arrived at one of the principal manufacturing
towns he was entertained by the leading manufacturer at his big
house and in magnificent style.  The dinner was everything that
could be desired, except that the only fluid was ice-water.  After
a long speech Nye, on returning to the house, had a reception,
and the supper was still dry, except plenty of ice-water.

"Nye, completely exhausted, went to bed but could not sleep,
nor could he find any stimulants.  So, about six o'clock in the
morning he dressed and wandered down to the dining-room.  The head
of the house came in and, seeing him, exclaimed:  'Why, senator,
you are up early.'  Nye replied:  'Yes, you know, out in Nevada we
have a great deal of malaria, and I could not sleep.'  'Well,'
said the host, 'this is a temperance town.  We find it an excellent
thing for the working people, and especially for the young men,
but we have some malaria here, also, and for that I have a private
remedy.'  Whereupon he went to a closet and pulled out a bottle
of brandy.

"After his host had left, Nye continued there in a refreshed and
more enjoyable spirit.  Soon his hostess came in and, much
surprised, said:  'Why, senator, you are up early!'  'Yes,' he
said, 'out in Nevada we have a great deal of malaria, and while
I am on these speaking tours I have sharp attacks and cannot
sleep.  I had one last night.'

"'Well,' she remarked, 'this is a temperance town, and it is
a good thing for the working people and the young men, but I have
a touch of malaria now and then myself.'  Then she went to the
tea-caddy and pulled out a bottle of brandy.  The senator by this
time was in perfect harmony with himself and the whole world.

"When the boys came in (sons of the entertainer) they said:
'Senator, we hear that you are an expert on livestock, horses,
cattle, etc.  Won't you come out in the barn so we can show you
some we regard as very fine specimens?'  The boys took him out
to the barn, shut the door, locked it, and whispered:  'Senator,
we have no live stock, but we have a bottle here in the hay mow
which we think will do you good.'  And the senator wound up his
narrative by saying:  'The wettest place that I know of is a dry
town in Connecticut.'"

The next day General Grant went to Mount McGregor and, as we
all know, a few days afterwards he lost his voice completely.



V.  ROSCOE CONKLING

For a number of years, instead of taking my usual vacation in
travel or at some resort, I spent a few weeks in the fall in the
political canvass as a speaker.  In the canvass of 1868 I was
associated with Senator Roscoe Conkling, who desired an assistant,
as the mass meetings usually wanted at least two and probably
three hours of speaking, and he limited himself to an hour.
General Grant was at the height of his popularity and the audiences
were enormous.  As we had to speak every day and sometimes several
times a day, Mr. Conkling notified the committees that he would not
speak out of doors, and that they must in all cases provide a hall.

When we arrived at Lockport, N. Y., the chairman of the committee,
Burt Van Horn, who was the congressman from the district, told
the senator that at least twenty thousand people from the town,
and others coming from the country on excursion trains, had filled
the Fair Grounds.  Conkling became very angry and told the
congressman that he knew perfectly well the conditions under which
he came to Lockport, and that he would not speak at the
Fair Grounds.  A compromise was finally effected by which the
senator was to appear upon the platform, the audience be informed
that he would speak in the Opera House, and I was to be left to
take care of the crowd.  The departure of the senator from the
grounds was very dramatic.  He was enthusiastically applauded
and a band preceded his carriage.

For some reason I never had such a success as in addressing that
audience.  Commencing with a story, which was new and effective,
I continued for two hours without apparently losing an auditor.

Upon my return to the hotel I found the senator very indignant.
He said that he had gone to the Opera House with the committee;
that, of course, no meeting had been advertised there, but a band
had been placed on the balcony to play, as if it were a dime
museum attraction inside; that a few farmers' wives had straggled
in to have an opportunity to partake from their baskets their
luncheons, and that he had left the Opera House and returned
to the hotel.  The committee coming in and narrating what had
occurred at the Fair Grounds, did not help his imperious temper.
The committee begged for a large meeting, which was to be held in
the evening, but Conkling refused and ordered me to do the same,
and we left on the first train.  The cordial relations which had
existed up to that time were somehow severed and he became
very hostile.

General Grant, as president, of course, never had had experience
or opportunity to know anything of practical politics.  It was
said that prior to his election he had never voted but once, and
that was before the war, when he voted the Democratic ticket
for James Buchanan.

All the senators, representatives, and public men who began to
press around him, seeking the appointment to office of their
friends, were unknown to him personally.  He decided rapidly
whom among them he could trust, and once having arrived at that
conclusion, his decision was irrevocable.  He would stand by a
friend, without regard to its effect upon himself, to the last ditch.

Of course, each of the two United States senators, Conkling and
Fenton, wanted his exclusive favor.  It is impossible to conceive of
two men so totally different in every characteristic.  Grant liked
Conkling as much as he disliked Fenton.  The result was that he
transferred the federal patronage of the State to Senator Conkling.

Conkling was a born leader, very autocratic and dictatorial.  He
immediately began to remove Fenton officials and to replace them
with members of his own organization.  As there was no civil
service at that time and public officers were necessarily active
politicians, Senator Conkling in a few years destroyed the
organization which Fenton had built up as governor, and became
master of the Republican party in the State.

The test came at the State convention at Saratoga.  Senator Conkling
at that time had become hostile to me, why I do not know, nor
could his friends, who were most of them mine also, find out.
He directed that I must not be elected a delegate to the convention.
The collector of the port of New York, in order to make that
decree effective, filled my district in Westchester County with
appointees from the Custom House.

Patronage, when its control is subject to a popular vote, is
a boomerang.  The appointment of a citizen in a town arouses
the anger of many others who think they are more deserving.
I appealed to the farmers with the simple question whether old
Westchester should be controlled by federal authority in a purely
State matter of their own.  The result of the appeal was
overwhelming, and when the district convention met, the Custom
House did not have a single delegate.

The leader of the Custom House crowd came to me and said:  "This
is a matter of bread-and-butter and living with us.  It is nothing
to you.  These delegates are against us and for you at the
convention.  Now, we have devised a plan to save our lives.  It is
that the three delegates elected shall all be friends of yours.
You shall apparently be defeated.  A resolution will be passed
that if either delegate fails to attend or resigns, the other two
may fill the vacancy.  One of these will resign when the convention
meets and you will be substituted in his place.  In the meantime
we will send out through the Associated Press that you have been
defeated."  I did not have the heart to see these poor fellows
dismissed from their employment, and I assented to the proposition.

When we arrived at the convention Governor Cornell, then State
chairman, called to order.  I arose to make a motion, when he
announced:  "You, sir, are not a member of this convention."  My
credentials, however, under the arrangement made in Westchester,
convinced him that he was misinformed.  The Conkling side selected
for their chairman Andrew D. White, and the other side selected
me.  Upon careful canvass of the votes we had a clear majority.

There were several delegations which were controlled by federal
office-holders.  It is at this point that patronage becomes
overwhelmingly effective.  Several of those office-holders were
shown telegrams from Washington, which meant their removal unless
they did as directed by Senator Conkling.  When the convention
met the next day, the office-holders kept their heads on their
shoulders, and my dear and valued old friend, Andrew D. White,
was elected chairman of the convention.

I asked the leader of the federal crowd from Westchester how he
explained my getting into the convention.  "Oh," he said, "that
was easy.  Our people gained so many delegates by offers of
patronage and threats of removal that when I told them you had
bought my delegates away from me, they believed it without
question, and we are all safe in our places in the Custom House."
My success was entirely due to the farmers' indignation at federal
dictation, and the campaign did not cost me a dollar.

Roscoe Conkling was created by nature for a great career.  That
he missed it was entirely his own fault.  Physically he was the
handsomest man of his time.  His mental equipment nearly approached
genius.  He was industrious to a degree.  His oratorical gifts
were of the highest order, and he was a debater of rare power and
resources.  But his intolerable egotism deprived him of vision
necessary for supreme leadership.  With all his oratorical power
and his talent in debate, he made little impression upon the country
and none upon posterity.  His position in the Senate was a masterful
one, and on the platform most attractive, but none of his speeches
appear in the schoolbooks or in the collections of great orations.
The reason was that his wonderful gifts were wholly devoted to
partisan discussions and local issues.

His friends regarded his philippic against George W. Curtis at
the Republican State convention at Rochester as the high-water
mark of his oratory.  I sat in the seat next to Mr. Curtis when
Conkling delivered his famous attack.  His admirers thought this
the best speech he ever made, and it certainly was a fine effort,
emphasized by oratory of a high order, and it was received by them
with the wildest enthusiasm and applause.

The assault upon Mr. Curtis was exceedingly bitter, the denunciation
very severe, and every resource of sarcasm, of which Mr. Conkling
was past master, was poured upon the victim.  His bitterness was
caused by Mr. Curtis's free criticism of him on various occasions.
The speech lasted two hours, and it was curious to note its effect
upon Mr. Curtis.  Under the rules which the convention had adopted,
he could not reply, so he had to sit and take it.  The only feeling
or evidence of being hurt by his punishment was in exclamations
at different points made by his assailant.  They were:  "Remarkable!"
"Extraordinary!"  "What an exhibition!"  "Bad temper!"  "Very
bad temper!"

In the long controversy between them Mr. Curtis had the advantages
which the journalist always possesses.  The orator has one
opportunity on the platform and the publication the next day in
the press.  The editor--and Mr. Curtis was at that time editor
of Harper's Weekly--can return every Saturday and have an exclusive
hearing by an audience limited only by the circulation of his
newspaper and the quotations from it by journalistic friends.

The speech illustrated Conkling's methods of preparation.  I used
to hear from the senator's friends very frequently that he had
added another phrase to his characterization of Curtis.  While
he was a ready debater, yet for an effort of this kind he would
sometimes devote a year to going frequently over the ground, and
in each repetition produce new epigrams, quotable phrases, and
characterizations.

There used to be an employee of the State committee named Lawrence.
He was a man of a good deal of receptive intelligence and worshipped
the senator.  Mr. Conkling discovered this quality and used
Lawrence as a target or listening-post.  I have often had Lawrence
come to my office and say:  "I had a great night.  The senator
talked to me or made speeches to me until nearly morning."  He told
me that he had heard every word of the Curtis philippic many times.

Lawrence told me of another instance of Conkling's preparation for
a great effort.  When he was preparing the speech, which was to
bring his friends who had been disappointed at the convention
to the support of General Garfield, he summoned Lawrence for
clerical work at his home.  Lawrence said that the senator would
write or dictate, and then correct until he was satisfied with the
effort, and that this took considerable time.  When it was completed
he would take long walks into the country, and in these walks
recite the whole or part of his speech until he was perfect
master of it.

This speech took four hours in delivery in New York, and he held
the audience throughout this long period.  John Reed, one of
the editors of the New York Times, told me that he sat on the
stage near Conkling and had in his hands the proofs which had
been set up in advance and which filled ten columns of his paper.
He said that the senator neither omitted nor interpolated a word
from the beginning to the end.  He would frequently refer apparently
to notes on his cuffs, or little memoranda, not that he needed
them, but it was the orator's always successful effort to create
impression that his speech is extemporaneous, and the audience
much prefer a speech which they think is such.

Senator Conkling held an important position in a critical period
of our country's history.  If his great powers had been devoted
in the largest way to the national constructive problems of the
time, he would have been the leader of the dominant party and
president of the United States.  Instead, he became the leader
of a faction in his own State only, and by the merciless use
of federal patronage absolutely controlled for twelve years the
action of the State organization.

All the young men who appeared in the legislature or in county
offices who displayed talent for leadership, independence, and
ambition were set aside.  The result was remarkable.  While prior
to his time there were many men in public life in the State with
national reputation and influence, this process of elimination
drove young men from politics into the professions or business,
and at the close of Senator Conkling's career there was hardly
an active member of the Republican party in New York of national
reputation, unless he had secured it before Mr. Conkling became
the autocrat of New York politics.  The political machine in the
Republican party in his Congressional district early in his career
became jealous of his growing popularity and influence, both at
home and in Congress.  By machine methods they defeated him and
thought they had retired him permanently from public life.

When I was elected secretary of state I received a note from
Mr. Conkling, asking if I would meet him.  I answered:  "Yes,
immediately, and at Albany."  He came there with Ward Hunt,
afterwards one of the associate justices of the Supreme Court
of the United States.  He delivered an intense attack upon machine
methods and machine politics, and said they would end in the
elimination of all independent thought, in the crushing of all
ambition in promising young men, and ultimate infinite damage
to the State and nation.  "You," he said, "are a very young man for
your present position, but you will soon be marked for destruction."

Then he stated what he wanted, saying:  "I was defeated by the
machine in the last election.  They can defeat me now only by
using one man of great talent and popularity in my district.  I want
you to make that man your deputy secretary of state.  It is the
best office in your gift, and he will be entirely satisfied."

I answered him:  "I have already received from the chiefs of the
State organization designations for every place in my office,
and especially for that one, but the appointment is yours and
you may announce it at once."

Mr. Conkling arose as if addressing an audience, and as he stood
there in the little parlor of Congress Hall in Albany he was
certainly a majestic figure.  He said:  "Sir, a thing that is
quickly done is doubly done.  Hereafter, as long as you and I
both live, there never will be a deposit in any bank, personally,
politically, or financially to my credit which will not be subject
to your draft."

The gentleman whom he named became my deputy.  His name was
Erastus Clark.  He was a man of ability and very broad culture,
and was not only efficient in the performance of his duties, but
one of the most delightful of companions.  His health was bad,
and his friends were always alarmed, and justifiably so, about him.
Nevertheless, I met him years afterwards in Washington, when
he was past eighty-four.

At Mr. Conkling's request Mr. Clark made an appointment for a
mutual visit to Trenton Falls, a charming resort near Utica.  We
spent the week-end there, and I saw Mr. Conkling at his best.
He was charming in reminiscence, in discussion, in his
characterization of the leading actors upon the public stage,
and in varying views of ambitions and careers.

When the patronage all fell into his hands after the election of
General Grant, he pressed upon me the appointment of postmaster
of the city of New York.  It was difficult for him to understand
that, while I enjoyed politics and took an active part in
campaigns, I would not accept any office whatever.  He then
appointed one of the best of postmasters, who afterwards became
postmaster-general, but who was also one of the most efficient
of his lieutenants, General Thomas L. James.

When Mr. Conkling was a candidate for United States senator I was
regarded as a confidential friend of Governor Fenton.  The governor
was one of the most secretive of men, and, therefore, I did not
know his views to the candidate, or whether he had preferences.
I think he had no preferences but wished Conkling defeated, and
at the same time did not want to take a position which would incur
the enmity of him or his friends.

One night there was a great public demonstration, and, being
called upon, I made a speech to the crowd, which included the
legislature, to the effect that we had been voiceless in the
United States Senate too long; that the greatest State in the
Union should be represented by a man who had demonstrated his
ability to all, and that man was Mr. Conkling.  This created an
impression that I was speaking for the governor as well as myself,
and the effect upon the election was great.  Mr. Conkling thought
so, and that led to his pressing upon me official recognition.

How the breach came between us, why he became persistently hostile
during the rest of his life, I never knew.  President Arthur,
Governor Cornell, and other of his intimate friends told me that
they tried often to find out, but their efforts only irritated him
and never received any response.

Senator Conkling's peculiar temperament was a source of great
trouble to his lieutenants.  They were all able and loyal, but
he was intolerant of any exercise on their part of independent
judgment.  This led to the breaking off of all relations with the two
most distinguished of them--President Arthur and Governor Cornell.

A breach once made could not be healed.  A bitter controversy
in debate with Mr. Blaine assumed a personal character.  In the
exchanges common in the heat of such debates Blaine ridiculed
Conkling's manner and called him a turkey-cock.  Mutual friends
tried many times to bring them together.  Blaine was always
willing, but Conkling never.

Conkling had a controversy which was never healed with Senator Platt,
who had served him long and faithfully and with great efficiency.
During the twenty years in which Platt was leader, following
Senator Conkling, he displayed the reverse qualities.  He was
always ready for consultation, he sought advice, and was tolerant
of large liberty of individual judgment among his associates.  He
was always forgiving, and taking back into confidence those with
whom he had quarrelled.

One summer I was taking for a vacation a trip to Europe and had
to go aboard the steamer the night before, as she sailed very
early in the morning.  One of my staff appeared and informed me
that a very serious attack upon the New York Central had been
started in the courts and that the law department needed outside
counsel and asked whom he should employ.  I said:  "Senator
Conkling."  With amazement he replied:  "Why, he has been bitterly
denouncing you for months."  "Yes, but that was politics," I said.
"You know the most brilliant lawyer in the United States might come
to New York, and unless he formed advantageous associations with
some of the older firms he could get no practice.  Now, this suit
will be very conspicuous, and the fact that Senator Conkling is
chief counsel for the Central will give him at once a standing
and draw to him clients."  His appearance in the case gave him
immediate prominence and a large fee.

Senator Conkling's career at the bar was most successful, and
there was universal sorrow when his life ended in the tragedy
of the great blizzard.



VI.  HORACE GREELEY

While secretary of state of New York, the decennial State census
was taken, and the appointment of three thousand census takers
involved as much pressure from congressmen, State senators,
assemblymen, and local leaders as if the places had been very
remunerative and permanent.  I discovered what a power political
patronage is in party organization, because it developed that
the appointment of this large number of men, located in every town
in the State, could easily have been utilized for the formation
of a personal organization within the party.

I was exceedingly fond, as I am still and always have been,
of political questions, issues affecting the general government,
the State, or localities, party organizations, and political
leaders.  So, while devoted to my profession and its work and
increasingly enjoying its labor and activities, politics became
an interesting recreation.  With no desire for and with a
determination not to take any public office, to be called into
party councils, to be at an occasional meeting of the State
committee and a delegate to conventions were happy relief and
excursions from the routine of professional work, as golf is to
a tired business man or lawyer.

The nomination of General Grant for president by the Republicans
and of Horatio Seymour by the Democrats had made New York the
pivotal State in the national election.  John T. Hoffman, the most
popular among the younger Democrats, was their nominee for governor.
The Republicans, with great unanimity, agreed upon John A. Griswold,
a congressman from the Troy district.  Griswold was the idol
of his colleagues in the New York delegation in Congress, and
his attractive personality and demonstrated business ability had
made him a great favorite with politicians, business men, and
labor.  The canvass for his nomination had been conducted with
great ardor by enthusiastic friends in all parts of the State, and
the delegations were nearly all practically pledged to his
nomination.  No one dreamed that there would be an opposition
candidate.

On the train to the convention John Russell Young, then managing
editor of the New York Tribune under Mr. Greeley, came to me and
said:  "Mr. Greeley has decided to be a candidate at the convention
for the nomination for governor.  You are his friend, he lives in
your assembly district in Westchester County, and wishes you
to make the nomination speech."

I tried to argue the question with Young by portraying to him
the situation and the utter hopelessness of any attempt to break
the slate.  He, however, insisted upon it, saying that all pledges
and preferences would disappear because of Greeley's services
to the party for so many years.

When we arrived at Syracuse and stated our determination to present
Mr. Greeley's name, it was hilariously received as a joke.  Efforts
were made by friends of Greeley to persuade him not to undertake
such an impossible task, but they could produce no effect.

Mr. Griswold was put in nomination by Mr. Demers, one of the most
eloquent young men in the ministry of the State, and afterwards
an editor of power, and his speech filled every requirement.

Then I presented Mr. Greeley.  At first the audience was hostile,
but as the recital of the great editor's achievements grew in
intensity and heat, the convention began to applaud and then
to cheer.  A delegate hurled at me the question:  "How about
Greeley signing the bail of Jefferson Davis?"  The sentiment
seemed to change at once and cheers were followed by hisses.
Then there was supreme silence, and I immediately shouted:
"There are spots on the sun."

The effect was electrical.  Delegates were on their feet, standing
on chairs, the air was full of hats, and the cheers deafening for
Greeley for some minutes.  Mr. Demers, the preacher delegate,
lost his equilibrium, rushed up to me, shaking his fist excitedly,
and shouted:  "Damn you! you have nominated him and beaten Griswold."

A recess was taken, and when the convention reconvened the ballot
demonstrated that if the organization is given time it can always
reform its shattered lines and show the efficiency of discipline.

When I met Mr. Greeley soon after, he said:  "I cannot understand
why I desired the nomination for governor, nor why anybody should
want the office.  There is nothing in it.  No man now can name the
ten last governors of the State of New York."

Having tried that proposition many times since on the average
citizen, I have found that Mr. Greeley was absolutely right.
Any one who does not think so can try to solve that problem himself.

The meeting of the Electoral College at the Capitol at Albany
in 1864 was one of the most picturesque and interesting gatherings
ever held in the State.   People came from all parts of the country
to witness the formality of the casting of the vote of New York
for Abraham Lincoln.  The members of the college were, most of
them, men of great distinction in our public and civic life.

Horace Greeley was elected president of the college.  The meeting
was held in the Senate chamber.  When Mr. Greeley took the chair,
the desk in front of him made only his bust visible and with his
wonderfully intellectual face, his long gray hair brushed back, and
his solemn and earnest expression, he was one of the most impressive
figures I ever saw occupying the chair as a presiding officer.

One of the electors had failed to appear.  Most of us knew that
under pressure of great excitement he was unable to resist his
convivial tendencies, but no one supposed that Mr. Greeley could
by any possibility know of his weakness.  After waiting some
time one of the electors moved that the college take a recess for
half a day.  Mr. Greeley turned very pale and, before putting
the question, made a little speech, something like this, in a voice
full of emotion, I might almost say tears:  "My brethren, we are
met here upon the most solemn occasion of our lives in this crisis
of the republic.  Upon the regularity of what we do here this day
may depend whether the republic lives or dies.  I would, therefore,
suggest that we sit here in silence until our absent brother, who
is doubtless kept from us by some good reason, shall appear and
take his seat."

The effect of this address upon the Electoral College and the
surrounding audience was great.  Many were in tears, and the
women spectators, most of whom were in mourning for those lost
during the war, were all crying.

As secretary of state it was my duty to have the papers all
prepared for execution as soon as the college had voted, and
to attach to them the great seal of the State, and then they were
sent by special messenger to Washington to be delivered to the
House of Representatives.  Mr. Greeley, at the opening of the
session, said to me:  "Chauncey, as I am not very familiar with
parliamentary law, I wish you would take a seat on the steps
beside me here, so that I can consult you if necessary."  After
this effective and affecting speech he leaned down until he was
close to my ear, and said:  "Chauncey, how long do you think it
will be before that d---- drunken fool will be able to return and
take his seat?"

General Grant's administration soon aroused great opposition.
Carl Schurz, Charles Francis Adams, and other leaders became
very hostile to the administration and to a second term.  The
country was longing for peace.  The "carpet-bag" governments
of the South were full of corruption and incompetence and imposed
upon the Southern States intolerable burdens of debt.  The feeling
was becoming general that there should be universal amnesty in
order that the best and most capable people of the South could
return to the management of their own affairs.

This led to the calling of a convention of the Republicans, which
nominated Horace Greeley for president.  I had no desire nor
the slightest intention of being involved in this controversy, but
was happily pursuing my profession, with increasing fondness for
private life.

One day Commodore Vanderbilt, who had a strong friendship for
Mr. Greeley, but took no interest in politics, said to me:
"Mr. Greeley has been to see me and is very anxious for you to
assist him.  If you can aid him in any way I wish you would."

Afterwards Mr. Greeley called at my house.  "Chauncey," he said
(he always called me Chauncey), "as you know, I have been nominated
by the Liberal Republican convention for President of the United
States.  If I can get the indorsement of the Democratic party my
election is assured.  My Democratic friends tell me that in order
to accomplish that I must demonstrate that I have a substantial
Republican following.  So we have called a meeting at Rochester,
which is the capital of the strongest Republican counties of the
State.  It is necessary to have for the principal speaker some
Republican of State and national reputation.  I have selected
you for that purpose."

To my protest that I did not wish to enter into the contest nor
to take any part in active politics, he said, very indignantly:
"I have supported you in my paper and personally during the whole
of your career.  I thought that if anybody was capable of gratitude
it is you, and I have had unfortunate experiences with many."
I never was able to resist an appeal of this kind, so I said
impulsively:  "Mr. Greeley, I will go."

The meeting was a marvellous success for the purpose for which
it was called.  It was purely a Republican gathering.  The crowd
was several times larger than the hall could accommodate.
Henry R. Selden, one of the judges of the Court of Appeals and
one of the most eminent and respected Republicans of the State,
presided.  The two hundred vice-presidents and secretaries upon
the platform I had known intimately for years as Republican leaders
of their counties and districts.  The demonstration so impressed
the Democratic State leaders that at the national Democratic
convention Mr. Greeley was indorsed.

There were two State conventions held simultaneously that year,
one Democratic and one Liberal Republican.  In the division of
offices the Democratic party, being the larger, was given the
governorship and the Liberal Republicans had the lieutenant-governorship.
I was elected as the presiding officer of the Liberal Republican
convention and also was made unanimously its nominee for
lieutenant-governor.  The Democratic convention nominated Francis
Kernan, one of the most distinguished lawyers of the State, and
afterwards United States senator.

If the election had been held early in the canvass there is little
doubt but that Mr. Greeley would have carried the State by an
overwhelming majority.  His difficulty was that for a quarter of a
century, as editor of the New York Tribune, he had been the most
merciless, bitter, and formidable critic and opponent of the
Democratic party.  The deep-seated animosity against him was
fully aroused as the campaign proceeded by a propaganda which
placed in the hands of every Democrat these former slashing
editorials of the New York Tribune.  Their effect upon the Democratic
voters was evident after a while, and when in the September election
North Carolina went Republican, a great mass of Republicans, who
had made up their minds to support Mr. Greeley, went back to their
party, and he was overwhelmingly defeated.

In the early part of his canvass Mr. Greeley made a tour of the
country.  There have been many such travels by presidential
candidates, but none like this.  His march was a triumphal
procession, and his audiences enormous and most enthusiastic.
The whole country marvelled at his intellectual versatility.  He
spoke every day, and often several times a day, and each speech
was absolutely new.  There seemed to be no limit to his originality,
his freshness, or the new angles from which to present the issues
of the canvass.  No candidate was ever so bitterly abused and
so slandered.

A veteran speaker has in the course of his career original
experiences.  The cordiality and responsiveness of his audience
is not always an index of their agreement with his argument.
During the campaign Mr. Greeley came to me and said:  "I have
received encouraging accounts from the State of Maine.  I have
a letter from such a place"--naming it--"from the principal of the
academy there.  He writes me that the Congregational minister,
who has the largest church in town, the bank president, the
manufacturer, the principal lawyer, and himself are lifelong
readers of the Tribune, and those steadfast Republicans intend
to support me.  He thinks if they can have a public meeting with
a speaker of national reputation, the result might be an overturn in
my favor in this community, which is almost unanimously Republican,
that it may influence the whole State, and," continued Mr. Greeley,
"he suggests you as the speaker, and I earnestly ask you to go."

When I arrived at the place I was entertained by the manufacturer.
The audience crowded the largest hall in the town.  The principal
of the academy presided, the Congregational minister opened
the exercises with a prayer, and I was introduced and received
with great cordiality.

For such an audience my line of talk was praising General Grant
as the greatest general of modern times, and how largely the
preservation of the Union depended upon his military genius.
Then to picture the tremendous responsibilities of the presidency
and the impossibility of a man, however great as a soldier, with
a lifetime of military education, environment, and experiences,
succeeding in civil office, especially as great a one as the
presidency of the United States.  Then came, naturally, a eulogium
of Horace Greeley, the maker of public opinion, the moulder of
national policies, the most eloquent and resourceful leader of
the Republican party since its formation.  The audience cheered
with great enthusiasm all these allusions to General Grant,
and responded with equal fervor to my praise of Horace Greeley.

When I concluded they stood up and gave me cordial cheers, and
the presiding officer came forward and said:  "I now suggest that
we close this meeting with three rousing cheers for Horace Greeley."
The principal of the academy, the manufacturer, the minister,
the lawyer, a very few of the audience, and several women responded.
After this frost a farmer rose gradually, and as he began to let
out link after link of his body, which seemed about seven feet
tall, he reached his full height, and then in a voice which could
be heard a mile shouted:  "Three cheers for General Grant!"  The
response nearly took the roof off the house.  I left the State
the next morning and told Mr. Greeley that he could not carry Maine.

Among the amusing episodes of the campaign was one which occurred
at an open-door mass meeting at Watertown, N. Y.  John A. Dix had
been nominated for governor on the Republican ticket, and I was
speaking of him and his career.  He had changed from one party to
the other five or six times in the course of his long career, and
each time received an office.  There was great doubt as to his
age, because in the American Encyclopaedia the date of his birth
was given as of a certain year, and in the French Encyclopaedia,
which published his biography when he was minister to France,
a widely different date was given.  In the full tide of partisan
oratory I went over these changes of political activity, and how
each one had been rewarded, also the doubt as to his age, and
then I shouted:  "I have discovered among the records of the
Pilgrim Fathers that when they landed on Plymouth Rock they found
John A. Dix standing on the rock and announcing that unless they
made him justice of the peace he would join the Indians."  An
indignant farmer, who could not hold his wrath any longer, shouted:
"That's a lie!  The Pilgrims landed more than two hundred and
fifty years ago."  I saw that my interrupter had swallowed my
bait, hook, and line, bob and sinker, pole and all, and shouted
with great indignation:  "Sir, I have narrated that historical
incident throughout the State, from Montauk Point to Niagara Falls,
and you are the first man who has had the audacity to question it."

Another farmer stepped up to the heckler and said:  "Here is my
hat, neighbor.  You can keep it.  I am going bareheaded for the
rest of my life."  In his uproarious laughter the crowd all joined.
It was years before the questioning farmer could visit Watertown
without encountering innumerable questions as to when the Pilgrims
landed on Plymouth Rock.

The last meeting of the campaign was held at Mr. Greeley's home
at Chappaqua in Westchester County.  We all knew that the contest
was hopeless and defeat sure.  I was one of the speakers, both
as his neighbor and friend, and accompanied him to New York.
A rough crowd on the train jeered him as we rode along.  We went
to his office, and there he spoke of the lies that had been told
about him, and which had been believed by the public; of the
cartoons which had misrepresented him, especially those of Tom Nast,
and of which there were many lying about.  Leaning upon his desk,
a discouraged and hopeless man, he said:  "I have given my life
to the freeing of the slaves, and yet they have been made to
believe that I was a slave driver.  It has been made to appear,
and people have been made to believe, that I was wrong or faithless,
or on the other side of the reforms which I have advocated all my
life.  I will be beaten in the campaign and I am ruined for life."
He was overcome with emotion, and it was the saddest interview
I ever had with any one.  It was really the breaking of a great
heart.  He died before the votes were counted.

There was instantly a tremendous revulsion of popular feeling
in the country.  He had lost his wife during the campaign, and
the people woke up suddenly to the sorrows under which he had
labored, to his genius as a journalist, to his activity as a
reformer, and to a usefulness that had no parallel among his
contemporaries.  The president-elect, General Grant, and the
vice-president-elect, Schuyler Colfax, attended the funeral, and
without distinction of party his death was universally mourned.

After the election, in consultation on railroad affairs,
Commodore Vanderbilt said to me, "I was very glad you were
defeated," which was his way of saying that he did not want me
either to leave the railroad or to have other duties which would
impair my efficiency.

With the tragic death of Mr. Greeley the Liberal Republican
movement ended.  Most of us who had followed him resumed at once
our Republican party relations and entered actively into its work
in the next campaign.  The revolt was forgiven, except in very few
instances, and the Greeley men went back to their old positions
in their various localities and became prominent in the official
life of the State.  I, as usual, in the fall took my vacation on
the platform for the party.



VII.  RUTHERFORD B. HAYES AND WILLIAM M. EVARTS

It is one of the tragedies of history that in the procession of
events, the accumulation of incidents, year by year and generation
by generation, famous men of any period so rapidly disappear.

At the close of the Civil War there were at least a score of
generals in the North, and as many in the South, whose names
were household words.  About fifty-five years have passed since
the war closed, and the average citizen knows only two of
them--Grant and Lee.

One of the last acts of General Grant was to tender to
Senator Conkling the position of chief justice of the Supreme Court
of the United States.  Conkling had gained from the senatorship
and the leadership of his party a great reputation, to which
subsequent service in the Senate could add little or nothing.
He was in his early forties, in the prime of his powers, and he
would have had before him, as chief justice of this great court,
a long life of usefulness and distinction.

Conkling was essentially an advocate, and as an advocate not
possessing the judicial temperament.  While there was a great
surprise that he declined this wonderful opportunity, we can see
now that the environment and restrictions of the position would
have made it impossible for this fiery and ambitious spirit.  It
was well known that General Grant, so far as he could influence
the actions of the national Republican convention, was in favor
of Senator Conkling as his successor.  The senator's friends
believed, and they made him believe, that the presidency was
within his grasp.

When the national convention met it was discovered that the
bitterness between the two leaders, Blaine and Conkling, made
harmony impossible.  The bitterness by that time was on Conkling's
side against Blaine.  With the latter's make-up, resentment could
not last very long.  It is an interesting speculation what might
have happened if these two leaders had become friends.  It is
among the possibilities that both might have achieved the great
object of their ambitions and been presidents of the United States.

The outstanding feature of that convention in the history of those
interesting gatherings was the speech of Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll,
nominating Mr. Blaine.  In its effect upon the audience, in its
reception by the country, and by itself as an effort of that kind,
it stands unprecedented and unequalled.

As usual in popular conventions, where the antagonism of the
leaders and the bitterness of their partisanship threatens the
unity of the party, the result was the nomination of a "dark horse,"
and the convention closed its labors by presenting to the country
General Rutherford B. Hayes.

President Hayes, although one of the most amiable, genial, and
companionable of our presidents, with every quality to attach men
to him and make warm friendships, was, nevertheless, one of the
most isolated.  He inherited all the business troubles, economic
disorganization, and currency disturbances which grew out of the
panic of 1873.  He was met with more bankruptcy than had ever
occurred in our business history.

With rare courage and the most perfect good nature, he installed
essential reforms, which, in the then condition of party organization
and public sentiment, practically offended everybody.  He threw
the extreme radicals of his party into a frenzy of rage by wiping
out the "carpet-bag" governments and restoring self-government
for the South.  He inaugurated civil-service reform, but in doing
so antagonized most of the senators and members of the House.

When he found that the collector of the port of New York,
Chester A. Arthur, and the surveyor, Alonzo B. Cornell, were
running their offices with their vast patronage on strictly machine
lines, and that this had the general approval of party leaders,
he removed them and appointed for their successors General
Edwin A. Merritt and Silas W. Burt, with instructions to remove
no one on account of politics, and to appoint no one except for
demonstrated efficiency for the place.  He pursued the same policy
in the Internal Revenue and Post-Office Departments.  This policy
threatened the primacy of the Conkling machine.

President Hayes had a very strong Cabinet.  The secretary of state,
William M. Evarts, and the secretary of the treasury, John Sherman,
were two of the ablest men in the country.  Evarts was the leader
of the national bar, and in crystallized mentality had no equal in
the profession or outside of it.  Sherman was the foremost and
best-informed economist, and also a great statesman.  In close
consultation with Sherman, Hayes brought about the resumption
of specie payment.  The "green-backers," who were for unlimited
paper, and the silver men, who were for unlimited coinage of
silver, and who were very numerous, joined the insurgent brigade.

While Mr. Hayes retired from the presidency by what might be called
unanimous consent, he had created conditions which made possible
the success of his party in 1880.

It was a refreshing experience to meet the president during these
troublous times.  While everybody else was excited, he was perfectly
calm.  While most of the great men at the Capitol were raging, he,
at the other end of the avenue, was placid and serene.  He said
once to me:  "It is a novel experience when you do what you think
right and best for the country to have it so generally criticised
and disapproved.  But the compensation is that you expect antagonism
and disapproval and would think something was the matter with your
decisions if you did not receive them."

The general abuse to which he was subjected from so many sources
affected the public's view of him.  After he had left the presidency
he told me that he thought it was the duty of an ex-president to
utilize the prestige which belonged to the office in the aid of
education.  "I have found," he said, "that it helps enormously in
colleges and schools to have lectures, lessons, etc., in history
and patriotism, and behind them the personality of an ex-president
of the United States."

As an illustration of how distinguished men, when out of power, no
longer interest our people, I remember I met Mr. Hayes one day
in front of a fruit display of a well-known grocery establishment,
and after greeting said to the groceryman:  "That is ex-President
Hayes.  Don't you want to meet him?"  The groceryman replied:
"I am not interested in him, but I have the finest collection of
pears in the city and want to sell you some."

The Capitol was full of the rich and racy characterizations,
epigrams, and sarcasms which Senator Conkling was daily pouring
out upon President Hayes, and especially Secretary Evarts.  By
all the rules of senatorial courtesy in those machine days, a
member of the Cabinet from New York should have been a friend of
its United States senator.  Mr. Evarts was too big a man to be
counted in any other class or category except his own.  Of course,
all these criticisms were carried to both the president and the
secretary of state.  The president never mentioned them, and I never
heard Evarts, though I met him frequently, make any reply but once.

Dining with Mr. Evarts, who entertained charmingly, a very
distinguished English jurist among the guests, here on a special
mission, said:  "Mr. Secretary, I was at the Senate to-day and
heard Senator Conkling speaking.  His magnificent personal
appearance, added to his fine oratory, must make him one of the
most formidable advocates at your bar and in your courts."  The
English judge thought, of course, that Mr. Evarts, as the leader
of the American Bar and always in the courts, would know every
lawyer of distinction.  Mr. Evarts dryly replied:  "I never saw
Mr. Conkling in court."

It is always dangerous to comment or narrate a racy story which
involves the personal affliction of anybody.  Dining with Mr. Evarts
one night was also a very distinguished general of our Civil War,
who had been an important figure in national politics.  He was very
curious to know about Mr. Tilden, and especially as to the truth
of a report that Mr. Tilden had a stroke of paralysis, and appealed
to me, as I was just from New York.  I narrated a story which was
current at the time that Mr. Tilden had denied the report by saying
to a friend:  "They say I cannot lift my left hand to my head."  He
then put his right hand under the left elbow and shot the left one
easily up to his face and said:  "See there, my left has reached
its goal."

I saw that Mr. Evarts was embarrassed at the anecdote and discovered
afterwards that the distinguished guest had recently had a similar
stroke on his left side and could propel his left arm and hand
only with the assistance of his right.

My old bogie of being put into office arose again in the senatorial
election of 1882.  The legislature, for the first time in a
generation, was entirely leaderless.  The old organization had
disappeared and a new one had not yet crystallized.

Mr. Evarts was anxious to be senator, and I pledged him my
support.  Evarts was totally devoid of the arts of popular appeal.
He was the greatest of lawyers and the most delightful of men, but
he could not canvass for votes.  Besides, he was entirely independent
in his ideas of any organization dictation or control, and resented
both.  He did not believe that a public man should go into public
office under any obligations, and resented such suggestions.

A large body of representative men thought it would be a good
thing for the country if New York could have this most accomplished,
capable, and brilliant man in the United States Senate.  They
urged him strongly upon the legislature, none of whose members
knew him personally, and Mr. Evarts would not go to Albany.

The members selected a committee to come down to New York and
see Mr. Evarts.  They went with the idea of ascertaining how far
he would remember with gratitude those who elected him.  Their
visit was a miserable failure.  They came in hot indignation to my
office and said they did not propose to send such a cold and
unsympathetic man as their representative to Washington and
earnestly requested my consent to their nominating me at the caucus
the next morning.

The committee telephoned to Albany and received the assent of
every faction of their party to this proposition.  Then they
proposed that when the caucus met, Mr. Evarts, of course, should
receive complimentary speeches from his friends.  Meanwhile others
would be nominated, and then a veteran member, whom they designated,
should propose me in the interest of harmony and the union of
the party, whereat the sponsors of the other candidate would
withdraw their man, and I be nominated by acclamation.  My answer
was a most earnest appeal for Mr. Evarts.  Then Mr. Evarts's
friends rallied to his support and he was elected.

I place Mr. Evarts in the foremost rank as a lawyer, a wit, and a
diplomat.  He tried successfully the most famous cases of his
time and repeatedly demonstrated his remarkable genius.  As a
general railway counsel and, therefore, as an administrator in
the retaining of distinguished counsels, I met with many of the
best men at the bar, but never any with such a complete and
clarified intellect as William M. Evarts.  The mysteries of the
most complicated cases seemed simple, the legal difficulties plain,
and the solution comprehensible to everybody under his analysis.

Mr. Evarts was the wittiest man I ever met.  It is difficult to
rehabilitate in the sayings of a wit the complete flavor of the
utterance.  It is easier with a man of humor.  Evarts was very
proud of his efforts as a farmer on his large estate in Vermont.
Among his prizes was a drove of pigs.  He sent to Chief Justice
Morrison R. Waite a copy of his eulogy on Chief Justice
Salmon P. Chase, Waite's predecessor, and at the same time a ham,
saying in his letter:  "My dear Chief Justice, I send you to-day
one of my prize hams and also my eulogy on Chief Justice Chase,
both the products of my pen."

The good things Mr. Evarts said would be talked of long after
a dinner.  I remember on one occasion his famous partner,
Mr. Choate, who was a Harvard man, while Evarts was a graduate
from Yale, introduced Mr. Evarts by saying that he was surprised
that a Yale man, with all the prejudices of that institution
against the superior advantages of Harvard, should have risked
the coats of his stomach at a Harvard dinner.  Mr. Evarts replied:
"When I go to a Harvard dinner I always leave the coats of my
stomach at home."

Mr. Evarts once told me when I was visiting him at his country
place that an old man whom he pointed out, and who was sawing
wood, was the most sensible philosopher in the neighborhood.
Mr. Evarts said:  "He is always talking to himself, and I asked
him why."  His answer was:  "I always talk to myself in preference
to talking to anybody else, because I like to talk to a sensible
man and to hear a man of sense talk."



VIII.  GENERAL GARFIELD

The triumph of the Democrats in Maine in the September election,
1880, had a most depressing effect upon the Republicans and an
equally exhilarating one upon the Democrats.  The paralyzing effect
of the simple utterances in popular elections almost makes one
think that every candidate should follow Matthew Quay's famous advice
to his candidate for governor:  "Beaver, keep your mouth shut."

In the campaign when General Winfield Scott ran for the presidency,
he began an important communication by stating that he would answer
as soon as he had taken a hasty plate of soup.  That "hasty plate
of soup" appeared in cartoons, was pictured on walls, etc., in every
form of ridicule, and was one of the chief elements of his defeat.

When towards the close of the canvass Garfield had succeeded
in making the tariff the leading issue, General Hancock was asked
what were his views on the tariff.  (You must remember that the
general was a soldier and had never been in politics.)  The general
answered:  "The tariff was a purely local issue in Pennsylvania."
The whole country burst into a gale of laughter, and Hancock's
campaign had a crack which was never mended.

There never were two more picturesque opponents than General Garfield
and General Hancock.  Hancock was the idol of the Army of the
Potomac, and everybody remembered McClellan's despatch after one
of the bloodiest battles of the Peninsula campaign:  "Hancock was
superb to-day."  He was an exceedingly handsome man and one of
the finest figures in uniform in the whole country.

General Garfield also presented a very fine appearance.  He was
a large man, well-proportioned, and with very engaging manners.
He also had an unusual faculty for attractive public addresses,
not only on politics, but many subjects, especially education and
patriotism.  I never can forget when the news of Lincoln's
assassination reached New York.  The angry and dangerous crowd
which surged up and down Broadway and through Wall Street threatened
to wreck the banking and business houses which were supposed
to be sympathetic with the Confederates.

Garfield suddenly appeared on the balcony of the Custom House
in Wall Street and succeeded in stilling the crowd.  With a voice
that reached up to Trinity Church he urged calmness in thought
and action, deprecated any violence, and then, in an impassioned
appeal to hopefulness notwithstanding the tragedy, exclaimed
impulsively:  "God reigns and the Republic still lives."

I was requested by some friends to visit General Garfield and
see how he felt on the political situation, which during the
campaign of 1880 did not look hopeful.  I took the next train,
spent the day with him, and was back in New York the following
day.

When I left the train at Cleveland in the morning the newsboys
pushed at me a Cleveland Democratic daily, with a rooster's picture
covering the whole front page, and the announcement that the
Democrats had carried Maine.  The belief was universal then that
"as Maine goes so goes the Union," and whichever party carried
that State in the September election, the country would follow
in the presidential contest in November.

I took the next train to Mentor, the residence of General Garfield.
I found at the station a score or more of country wagons and
carriages waiting for passengers.  I said to the farmers:  "Will
any of you take me up to General Garfield's residence?"  One of
them answered:  "We will all take you up this morning, but if you
had come yesterday you would have had to wait your turn."

It was a startling instance of the variableness of public opinion.
Delegations from everywhere, on their way to extend greetings
to the candidate, had read the morning papers and turned back,
deciding not to go.

I found Garfield struggling bravely to overcome the depression
which he felt.  He was in close touch with the situation everywhere,
and discussed it with discrimination and hopefulness.

The most affecting incident occurred while I was talking with him.
His mother passed through the room and, patting him on the back,
said:  "James, the neighbors think it is all right; they are raising
a banner at the corner."

Two old soldier friends came in, and the noonday dinner was a rare
intellectual feast.  The general was a brilliant conversationalist.
His mind turned first to the accidents of careers.  He asked me if
there was not a time in my early struggles when if Providence had
offered a modest certainty I would not have exchanged the whole
future for it, and then continued: "There was a period in my early
struggles as a teacher when, if I had been offered the principalship
 of an endowed academy, with an adequate salary, with the condition
that I must devote myself to its interests and abandon everything
else, I am quite sure I would have accepted."

Of course, the hopeful application of this incident to the Maine
defeat was that, no such offer having been made or accepted, he
had made a glorious career in the army, rising to the head of the
General Staff, and for twenty years had been the leading figure
in the House of Representatives, and was now a recently elected
United States senator and chosen candidate for president.

Then he turned to the instances where victory had been plucked
from defeat in battles.  After citing many instances he gave a word
picture of the Battle of Chickamauga which was the finest thing of
the kind I have ever heard or ever read.

After his two comrades left I told him of the interest which my
friends were taking in his canvass, and that I would add their
contribution to the campaign committee.  The general instantly
was exultant and jubilant.  He fairly shouted:  "Have I not proved
to you all day that there is always a silver lining to the cloud,
and that the darkest hour is just before dawn?"

It was one of the sources of General Garfield's success as an
orator that he was very emotional and sentimental.  He happily
carried with him amid all struggles and disappointments, as well
as successes in the making of a career, the buoyant, hopeful,
companionable, and affectionate interests which characterize
the ambitious senior who has just left college to take his plunge
into the activities of life.

So far as our State was concerned, a great deal turned upon the
attitude of Senator Conkling.  His great and triumphant speech
of four hours at the Academy of Music in New York brought all
his friends into line, but the greatest help which General Garfield
received was from the generous, unselfish, and enthusiastic support
of General Grant.

General Grant had been the leading candidate in the convention
which finally nominated Garfield, but he voluntarily appeared upon
the platform in several States and at Garfield's home.  His brief
but most effective speeches gathered around Garfield not only the
whole of the old-soldier vote but those who had become disaffected
or indifferent because of the result of the national Republican
convention.

There probably was no canvass where the Republican orator ever
had so many opportunities for the exercise of every faculty which
he possessed.  His candidate had made an excellent record as
a soldier in the field and as a statesman in Congress, as an
educator and a popular speaker on questions of vital interest,
while the opposition presented abundant opportunities for attack.

After the presidential election came the meeting of the New York
State legislature for the choosing of a United States senator.
The legislature was overwhelmingly Republican, and the organization
or machine Republicans were in a large majority.  The assembly was
organized and the appointment of committees used to make certain
the election of an organization man.

A very unusual thing happened.  The forces of the organization
were divided between two candidates:  Thomas C. Platt and
Richard Crowley.  Mr. Conkling had not declared his preference
for either, as they were both devoted friends of his, though he had
the power to have made a selection and have that selection accepted
by the legislature.  Vice-President-elect Chester A. Arthur appeared
as manager for Mr. Crowley.  Platt conducted his own canvass.

I was called to a meeting in New York, where Mr. Blaine, secretary
of state, was present.  Mr. Blaine said that administration managers
had made a thorough canvass of the legislature and they had found
that I was the only one who could control enough anti-organization
votes to be elected, and, therefore, General Garfield and his
friends had decided that I must enter the race.  I did not want
to do it, nor did I want the senatorship at that time.  However,
it seemed a plain duty.  A canvass showed that Mr. Platt,
Mr. Crowley, and myself had about an equal number of votes.
Of course, Mr. Blaine's object was, knowing that Senator Conkling
would be hostile to the administration, to prevent his having
a colleague who would join with him, and thus place the State
of New York against the policies of the incoming president.

After the canvass had been going on for some time, Mr. Platt came
to me and asked why I was in it.  I told him frankly that I was in
it to see, if possible, that the senator-elect should support
the administration.  He said:  "Very well, I will do that."

I immediately called together my supporters.  Mr. Platt appeared
before them and stated that if elected he would support the
president and his administration in every respect.  He was asked
if he would vote for the confirmation of appointees whom the
president might select who were specially in disfavor with
Senator Conkling, conspicuously Senator William H.  Robertson.
Mr. Platt said, "Yes, I will."  My friends all went over to him
and he was elected.

General Garfield was inaugurated in March, 1881, and his
difficulties began with his Cabinet.  Senator Conkling, who saw
clearly that with Blaine in the Cabinet his organization was in
danger in New York, did not want any of his friends to accept
a Cabinet position.  The navy was offered to Levi P. Morton, but
at the request of Senator Conkling he declined.

When the time came for appointments in the Custom House of New York,
General Garfield sent in the name of William H. Robertson, who was
the leader of the anti-machine forces in the State.  Mr. Conkling
at once demanded that Mr. Platt should join with him in inducing
the Senate to reject the nomination.  Under the rule of senatorial
courtesy the Senate would undoubtedly have done this if the two
New York senators had acted together.  Mr. Platt told Mr. Conkling
of his pledge to the members of the legislature, and that he must
abide by it, and, as he told me, suggested to Mr. Conkling that,
as he always had been his friend and did not want any breach
with him, the only thing to be done, consistent with honor, was
for both of them to resign and go back to the legislature for
re-election, with a mandate which should enable them to reject
the appointment of Judge Robertson and all similar appointments.

As the legislature was overwhelmingly Republican, and the organization
had a large majority, it seemed to both senators that they would
be returned immediately.  But it is singular how intense partisanship
will blind the ablest and shrewdest politicians.  Senators Conkling
and Platt were among the ablest and most capable political managers
of their time.  What they did not reckon with was that the people
of the State of New York, or, rather, the Republicans of the State,
having just elected a president, would not view favorably the
legislature of the State sending two senators to embarrass their
own administration.  There was hardly a newspaper in the State
or in the country that did not take a hostile attitude.

Mr. Blaine again came to New York and insisted upon my entering
the canvass, and that I was the only one who could get the whole
of the anti-organization vote.

With the Democrats voting for their own candidate, and the
anti-organization men voting for me, it was impossible for any
one to have a majority.  The fight was most bitter.  The ineffectual
ballotting went on every day for months.  Then Garfield was
assassinated.  The leader of the Conkling forces came to me and
said:  "You have a majority of the Republican members now voting
for you.  Of course, the antagonism has become so great on your
candidacy that we cannot vote for you, but if you will withdraw,
we will go into caucus."

I instantly accepted the proposition, saw my own people, and we
selected Warner Miller to represent the administration, and
Congressman Lapham, a very able and capable lieutenant of
Mr. Conkling, to represent the organization.  The caucus unanimously
nominated them and they were elected.  Senator Conkling immediately
settled in New York to practise law and retired from political
activities.

It is the irony of fate that General Garfield, who did more than
any other statesman to bring the public from its frenzy after
the murder of Lincoln back to a calm and judicious consideration
of national conditions, should himself be the victim, so soon
after his inauguration, of an assassin.

Lincoln was assassinated in April, after his second inauguration
in March, while Garfield was shot in the railway station at
Washington July 2, following his inauguration.  The president
was removed to a cottage at Long Branch, N. J., and lingered
there with great suffering for over two months.

I was living at Long Branch that summer and going up and down
every day to my office in New York.  The whole country was in
alternate emotions of hope and despair as the daily bulletins
announced the varying phases of the illustrious patient's condition.
The people also were greatly impressed at his wonderful self-control,
heroic patience, endurance, and amiability.

It was the experience of a lifetime in the psychology of human
nature to meet, night after night, the people who gathered at
the hotel at Long Branch.  Most of them were office-seekers.
There were those who had great anticipations of Garfield's recovery,
and others, hidebound machinists and organization men, who thought
if Garfield died and Vice-President Arthur became president, he
would bring in the old order as it existed while he was one of its
chief administrators.

There were present very able and experienced newspaper men,
representing every great journal in the country.  The evening
sessions of these veteran observers of public men were most
interesting.  Their critical analysis of the history and motives
of the arriving visitors would have been, if published, the most
valuable volume of "Who's Who" ever published.  When President
Garfield died the whole country mourned.



IX.  CHESTER A. ARTHUR

Chester A. Arthur immediately succeeded to the presidency.  It
had been my good fortune to know so well all the presidents,
commencing with Mr. Lincoln, and now the occupant of the White House
was a lifelong friend.

President Arthur was a very handsome man, in the prime of life,
of superior character and intelligence, and with the perfect
manners and courtesies of a trained man of the world.  A veteran
statesman who had known most of our presidents intimately and
been in Congress under many of them said, in reviewing the list
with me at the recent convention at Chicago:  "Arthur was the
only gentleman I ever saw in the White House."

Of course, he did not mean exactly that.  He meant that Arthur was
the only one of our presidents who came from the refined social
circles of the metropolis or from other capitals, and was past
master in all the arts and conventionalities of what is known as
"best society."  He could have taken equal rank in that respect
with the Prince of Wales, who afterwards became King Edward VII.

The "hail-fellow-well-met" who had been on familiar terms with
him while he was the party leader in New York City, found when
they attempted the old familiarities that, while their leader was
still their friend, he was President of the United States.

Arthur, although one of the most rigid of organization and machine
men in his days of local leadership, elevated the party standards
by the men whom he drew around himself.  He invited into party
service and personal intimacy a remarkable body of young,
exceedingly able and ambitious men.  Many of those became
distinguished afterwards in public and professional life.  The
ablest of them all was a gentleman who, I think, is now universally
recognized both at home and abroad as the most efficient and
accomplished American diplomat and lawyer--Elihu Root.

There is no career so full of dramatic surprises as the political.
President Hayes put civil-service reform upon its feet, and without
the assistance of necessary laws vigorously enforced its principles.
Among the victims of his enforcement was General Arthur, whom he
relieved as collector of the port of New York.  To the surprise of
every one and the amazement of his old friends, one of the first
acts of President Arthur was to demand the enactment of a
civil-service law, which had originated with the Civil Service
Association, and whose most prominent members were George William
Curtis and Carl Schurz.

The president's urgency secured the passage of the measure.  He
then appointed a thoroughgoing Civil Service Commission, and
during his term lived up to every requirement of the system.  In
doing this he alienated all his old friends, and among them
General Grant, ex-Senator Conkling, Thomas C. Platt, and also
Mr. Blaine, whom he had asked to remain in the Cabinet as
secretary of state.  Among them was also John Sherman, whom he
had equally wished to retain as secretary of the treasury.

Arthur's administration, both in domestic affairs and in its
foreign policies, meets the approval of history and the impartial
judgment of posterity.  But he was not big enough, nor strong
enough, to contend with the powerful men who were antagonized,
especially by his civil-service-reform tendencies.  When the
Republican convention met in 1884 and nominated a new ticket,
it was universally recognized by everybody, including the president,
that his political career had closed.

President Arthur was one of the most delightful of hosts, and he
made the White House the centre of refined hospitality and social
charm.  He was a shrewd analyst of human nature and told stories
full of humor and dramatic effect of some of his contemporaries.

General Arthur, while Republican party leader in New York, invited
me to a dinner given him by a friend who had just returned from
a hunting trip with a large collection of fine game.  With the
exception of myself, all the guests were active leaders in the
State machine.

During the dinner the general said to me:  "While we draft you
every fall to help in our canvass, after we have nominated our
ticket we miss you in our councils and we need you."

"Well," I replied, "I do not know what the matter is, nor why
Senator Conkling should have a continuing hostility, which I only
feel when the time comes around to elect delegates to the State
convention."

The general continued:  "We are unable to find out either.  However,
it is absurd, and we are going to see that you are a delegate
to the national convention, and we want you to be at the State
convention at Utica."

I went to Albany, knowing that there would be a conference at the
Executive Mansion, with General Arthur, Governor Cornell, and
Senator Conkling, to lay out a programme for the convention.  I met
the then secretary of the State committee, Mr. Johnson, and told
him about my conversation with General Arthur.  He said he was
going to attend the conference and would report to me.

When Mr. Johnson returned he told me that General Arthur,
Governor Cornell, and others had strongly urged my being a delegate,
and that Senator Conkling became very indignant and said that he
did not want me back in the organization, and that it was a matter
of indifference on what side I was.  It is needless to say that
I did not attend the convention at Utica.

Mr. Johnson also told me that among other things decided upon was
that if General Grant should be nominated for a third term, the
old machine under Senator Conkling would be made stronger than
ever; that the men who had come to the front during President Hayes's
administration as members of the State Senate and assembly and
of Congress would be retired, and that another State paper would
be established which would wipe out the Albany Evening Journal,
because it had sustained President Hayes and his policies.

While the convention was in session at Utica I had an interview with
Mr. George Dawson, who was editor of the Albany Evening Journal
and he became convinced that he had nothing to lose by entering
at once into an open antagonism, if there was any way by which it
could be made effective.

I said to Mr. Dawson:  "The only salvation for those who have been
benefited during the era of liberty occasioned by President Hayes's
civil-service policies is to prevent the national convention
adopting the unit rule."

The unit rule is that if the majority of the delegates from any
State make a decision, the chairman of the delegation shall cast
the entire vote of the delegation from the State for the result
arrived at by the majority, whether it be a candidate or a policy.
Under the unit rule I have seen a bare majority of one vote for
a candidate, and then the chairman of the delegation cast the entire
vote for the candidate, though the minority were very hostile to him.

The delegates of the State convention at Utica returned to Albany
that night.  Many of them were State senators whose decapitation
was assured if the old machine supported by federal patronage was
revived.  State Senator Webster Wagner was one of them.  He and I
chartered a train and invited the whole State delegation to go with
us to Chicago.  In the preliminary discussions, before the national
convention met, twenty-six out of seventy-eight delegates decided
to act independently.

Wayne MacVeagh, a lifelong friend of mine, had a strong following
in the Pennsylvania delegation, and after he learned our position
brought over also his people.  Emory Storrs, who led the Illinois
delegation, came to me and said that if we would not boom
Elihu B. Washburne, who was a candidate for the nomination, we
would have the Illinois vote.  The result of the canvass was that
the convention decided against the unit rule.  This released so
many individual delegates to independent action that the field
was cleared and nobody had majority.  The leading candidates were
General Grant, James G. Blaine, and John Sherman.

In the history of convention oratory the nominating speeches of
Senator Conkling for General Grant, and James A. Garfield for
John Sherman take the highest rank.  Conkling took a lofty position
on the platform.  His speech was perfectly prepared, delivered
with great dramatic effect, and received universal applause on
the floor and in the gallery.

General Garfield, on the other hand, also a fine-looking man and
a practised orator, avoided the dramatic element, in which he
could not compete with Conkling, but delivered a speech along
the line of the average thought and general comprehension of his
audience that made a great impression.  It was a common remark:
"He has nominated himself."

There were among the audience thousands of Blaine enthusiasts.
No public man since Lincoln ever had such enthusiastic, devoted,
and almost crazy followers as Mr. Blaine.  These enthusiasts were
waiting to raise the roof and secure the nomination of their
candidate when the chosen orator should present their favorite.

The gentleman selected to present Mr. Blaine was eminent in business
and great enterprises, but I doubt if he had ever spoken before
except to a board of directors.  Of course, in that vast hall such
a man was fearfully handicapped and could not be very well heard.
He closed by naming his candidate somewhat like this:  "I now have
the pleasure and honor of proposing as the candidate of this
convention that eminent statesman, James S. Blaine."  Nearly
every one in the convention knew that Mr. Blaine's middle name
was Gillespie.

The Blaine followers, whose indignation had been growing throughout
the speech, because they expected the very highest type of oratory
for their favorite, shouted in chorus, "G., you fool, G!"

When General Garfield was voted for, he indignantly repudiated
the votes as an imputation upon his honor, as he was there to
nominate his friend, John Sherman.  Senator George F. Hoar, of
Massachusetts, presided at the convention.  He interrupted Garfield
by calling him to order, as it was not in order to interrupt the
calling of the roll, and he did so for fear that Garfield would go
so far as to say he would not accept the nomination if it were
made.  On the last ballot State after State, each striving to get
ahead of the other, changed its vote from Sherman or Blaine to
Garfield, and he was nominated.

I sat close to him as a visitor to the Ohio delegation.  It was
a curious exhibit of the ambition of a lifetime suddenly and
unexpectedly realized by a highly sensitive and highly wrought-up
man.  He was so overcome that he practically had to be carried
out of the convention by his friends.

Senator Conkling was very indignant at the result and expressed
his anger with his usual emphasis and picturesqueness.  The Ohio
leaders were then anxious to placate New York, but Conkling would
have nothing to do with them.  They then came to us, who had been
opposed to the unit rule, and wanted suggestions as to which
New Yorker they should select for vice-president.  Levi P. Morton
was suggested.  Mr. Morton said he would accept if Senator Conkling
was willing to agree to it, and that he would not act without the
senator's acquiescence, as he was an organization man.  The senator
refused his consent, and told Mr. Morton that no friend of his
would go on the ticket.

It was then suggested that they try General Arthur, who was
Conkling's first lieutenant and chairman of the Republican State
Committee of New York.  Senator Conkling made the same answer
to General Arthur, but he frankly said to Conkling:  "Such an honor
and opportunity comes to very few of the millions of Americans,
and to that man but once.  No man can refuse it, and I will not."
And so General Arthur was nominated for vice-president.



X.  GROVER CLEVELAND

Grover Cleveland was a remarkable man.  He had more political
courage of the General Jackson type than almost any man who ever
held great responsible positions.  He defied Tammany Hall while
governor of the State, and repeatedly challenged the strongest
elements of his party while president.  Threats of defeat or
retaliation never moved him.  If he had once made up his mind
and believed he was right, no suggestions of expediency or of
popularity had any influence on him.

In personal intercourse he made friends and had great charm.
The campaign against him when he ran for governor of New York
was ruthlessly conducted.  I considered the actions of his enemies
as unfair and that they would react in the canvass.  I studiously
discredited all in my speeches, and begged our people not to
feature them.

I knew Mr. Cleveland, and as an evidence of my appreciation of
his character and ability, when the office of general counsel of
the New York Central Railroad at Buffalo became vacant, I offered
it to him, saying:  "I am exceedingly anxious that you should
accept this place.  I think, by an adjustment of the administration
of your office, you can retain your private practice, and this
will add about fifteen thousand dollars a year to your income."

Mr. Cleveland replied:  "I have a very definite plan of life and
have decided how much work I can do without impairing my health,
and how much of additional responsibility I can assume.  I have
accumulated about seventy-five thousand dollars and my practice
yields me an income which is sufficient for my wants and a prudent
addition for my old age to my capital.  No amount of money whatever
would tempt me to add to or increase my present work."

I doubt if there were many lawyers in the United States who had
that philosophy or control of their ambitions.  His annual income
from his profession was considerably less than the compensation
offered by the general counselship of the New York Central.

Cleveland was most satisfactory as president in his quick and
decisive judgment upon matters presented to him.  There were no
delays, no revisions; in fact, no diplomatic methods of avoiding
a disagreeable decision.  He told you in the briefest time and
in the clearest way what he would do.

A great social leader and arbiter in social affairs in New York
was very desirous that the president should reverse his judgment
in regard to an appointment affecting a member of his family.
I gave him a letter which procured him a personal and confidential
interview.  When he came back to me he said:  "That is the most
extraordinary man I ever saw.  After he had heard me through, he
said he understood the matter thoroughly and would not change
his opinion or action.  He has no social position and never had.
I tried to present its attractions and my ability to help him in
that regard, but he only laughed; yes, he positively laughed."

While President Hayes had difficulty with civil-service reform
and incurred the hostility of the Republican organization and
machine men, the situation with him was far less difficult than
it was with Cleveland, who was a sincere civil-service reformer,
and also an earnest Democrat.  While a Democratic senator from
Ohio, Mr. Pendleton, had passed a bill during the Hayes
administration for reform in the civil service, the great majority
of the Democratic party believed in Secretary Marcy's declaration
that "to the victors belong the spoils."

There was an aggravation, also, growing out of the fact that the
Democrats had been out of office for twenty-four years.  We can
hardly visualize or conceive now of their hunger for office.
The rule for rescuing people dying of starvation is to feed them
in very small quantities, and frequently.  By trying this, the
president became one of the most unpopular of men who had ever
held office; in fact, so unpopular among the Democratic senators
and members of the House that a story which Zebulon Vance, of
North Carolina, told went all over the country and still survives.
Vance, who had a large proportion of the citizens of North Carolina
on his waiting list, and could get none of them appointed, said
that the situation, which ought to be one of rejoicing at the
election of a president by his own party, was like that of a client
of his who had inherited a farm from his father.  There were so
many difficulties about the title and getting possession of it
and delay, that the son said:  "I almost wished father had not died."

However, Mr. Cleveland, in his deliberate way did accomplish
the impossible.  He largely regained favor with his party by
satisfying their demands, and at the same time so enlarged the
scope of civil-service requirements as to receive the commendation
of the two great leaders of the civil-service movement--George
William Curtis and Carl Schurz.

President Cleveland entered upon his second term with greater
popularity in the country than most of his predecessors.  When he
retired from office, it was practically by unanimous consent.
It is among the tragedies of public life that he lost entirely the
confidence of his party and, in a measure, of the whole people
by rendering to his country the greatest public service.

A strike of the men on the railroads tied up transportation.
Railroads are the arteries of travel, commerce, and trade.  To stop
them is to prevent the transportation of provisions or of coal,
to starve and freeze cities and communities.  Cleveland used
the whole power of the federal government to keep free the
transportation on the railways and to punish as the enemies of the
whole people those who were trying to stop them.  It was a lesson
which has been of incalculable value ever since in keeping open
these great highways.

He forced through the repeal of the silver purchasing law by every
source and pressure and the unlimited use of patronage.  His party
were almost unanimous for the silver standard and resented this
repeal as a crime, but it saved the country from general bankruptcy.
Except in the use of patronage to help his silver legislation, he
offended his party by improving the civil service and retaining
Theodore Roosevelt as head of the Civil Service Commission.
These crises required from the president an extraordinary degree
of courage and steadfastness.

While Mr. Cleveland was in such unprecedented popular disfavor
when he retired to private life, his fame as president increases
through the years, and he is rapidly assuming foremost position
in the estimation of the people.

Mr. Cleveland had a peculiar style in his speeches and public
documents.  It was criticised as labored and that of an essayist.
I asked him, after he had retired to private life, how he had
acquired it.  He said his father was a clergyman and he had been
educated by him largely at home.  His father was very particular
about his compositions and his English, so that he acquired a
ministerial style.  The result of this was that whenever any of
the members of the local bar died, he was called upon to write
the obituary resolutions.

To take a leap over intervening years:  After Mr. Cleveland retired
from his second term I used to meet him very frequently on social
occasions and formal celebrations.  He soon left the practice of
law and settled in Princeton, where he did great and useful service,
until he died, as trustee of the university and a lecturer before
the students.

Riding in the same carriage with him in the great procession at
the funeral of General Sherman, he reminisced most interestingly
in regard to his experiences while president.  Every little while
there would break out a cheer and then a shout in the crowd of
one of the old campaign cries:  "Grover, Grover, four years more."
Mr. Cleveland remarked:  "I noticed while president a certain
regularity and recrudescence of popular applause, and it was
the same in every place I visited."  That cry, "Grover, Grover,
four years more!"  would occur every third block, and during
our long ride the mathematical tradition was preserved.



XI.  BENJAMIN HARRISON

The year 1888 was one of singular experience for me.  I was working
very hard in my professional duties and paying no attention to
public affairs.

The district conventions to send delegates to the national
convention at Chicago began electing their delegates and alternates,
and passing resolutions instructing them to vote for me as their
candidate for president.

After several districts had thus acted I was asked to meet in
Whitelaw Reid's office in the Tribune Building Thomas C. Platt,
our State leader, and United States Senator Frank Hiscock.  Platt
demanded to know why I was making this canvass without consulting
the organization or informing them.  I told him I was doing nothing
whatever by letter, telegram, or interview; that I had seen no one,
and no one had been to see me.

Mr. Platt, who had been all his life accomplishing things through
the organization, was no believer in spontaneous uprisings, and
asked me frankly:  "Are you a candidate?"  I told him I was not,
because I did not believe I could be nominated with the present
condition of the public mind in regard to railways, and I was
president of one of the largest systems.

Then it was suggested that I permit the Tribune, which was the
party organ, to state that I was not a candidate and did not want
to be.  The next morning the Tribune had that fully explained.
The conventions kept on convening and instructing their delegates
the same way.

Another conference was called, and then I was asked to make the
statement that if nominated I would not accept, and if elected
I would decline.  I said to my conferees:  "Gentlemen, there is
no American living big enough to say that.  In the first place,
it is gross egotism to think such a thing might happen."  The result
was that the organization accepted the situation.

The only way that I can account for this unanimous action of the
party in its conventions in the congressional districts of the
State is the accumulative result of appreciation of unselfish
work for the party.  Every fall, for a quarter of a century, I had
been on the platform in every part of the State, and according
to my means was a contributor to the State and local canvass.
During this period I had asked nothing and would accept nothing.
If I may apply so large a phrase to a matter so comparatively
unimportant, I would deny the often quoted maxim that "republics
are ungrateful."

When the convention met there was an overwhelming sentiment for
Mr. Blaine, but his refusal was positive and absolute.  I had
always been a warm supporter and friend of Mr. Blaine, and his
followers were very friendly to me.

What were called "the Granger States," and especially Iowa, had
become very hostile to railway management and railway men.  They
were passing laws which were practically confiscatory of railway
securities.  The committees from those States visited all other
State delegations and spoke in bitter terms of my candidacy.  The
strength of my candidacy was that New York was unanimously for
me, except for one vote from New York City, and no nominee could
hope to be elected unless he could carry New York.

After receiving ninety-nine votes, I found that on the next ballot
my vote would be very largely increased, and decided to retire.
I called together the New York delegation and stated my position,
and the reason for it.  A considerable debate took place.  The
motion was made and unanimously carried that the four delegates
at large should meet and see if they could agree upon a candidate
who would command the support of the entire delegation of the
State.  The object was, of course, to make the State, with its
larger number of delegates than any other commonwealth, a deciding
factor in the selection.

The delegates at large were:  Thomas C. Platt, Senator Frank Hiscock,
Warner Miller, and myself.  When we met, Platt and Hiscock declared
for Senator Allison of Iowa.  Warner Miller with equal warmth
announced that he was for John Sherman.

A heated controversy arose between Mr. Platt and Mr. Miller, during
which Mr. Platt said that neither he nor any of his friends would
vote for Sherman if he was nominated.  Senator Hiscock, who was
always a pacifier, interrupted them, saying:  "Mr. Depew has said
nothing as yet.  I suggest that we hear his views."

Mr. Platt and Mr. Miller responded to this suggestion and I
replied:  "Gentlemen, New York has given to me its cordial and
practically unanimous support, and I have felt under the
circumstances that I should follow and not lead.  The situation
which has grown out of this discussion here eliminates two
candidates.  Without the aid of Senator Platt and his friends,
Mr. Sherman could not carry New York.  Iowa has gone to the extreme
of radical legislation which threatens the investment in securities
of her railroads, and New York is such a capitalistic State that
no man identified with that legislation could carry a majority
of the vote of its people, and that makes Allison impossible.
There is one candidate here who at present apparently has no
chance, but who, nevertheless, seems to me to possess more popular
qualifications than any other, and that is General Benjamin Harrison,
of Indiana.  I do not know him, never met him, but he rose from
the humblest beginnings until he became the leader of the bar
of his State.  He enlisted in the Civil War as a second lieutenant,
and by conspicuous bravery and skill upon the battle-field came
out as brigadier-general.  As United States senator he became
informed about federal affairs.  His grandfather, President
William H. Harrison, had one of the most picturesque campaigns
in our history.  There are enough survivors of that 'hard cider
and log cabin' canvass to make an attractive contribution on
the platform at every meeting, and thus add a certain historic
flavor to General Harrison's candidacy."

After some discussion the other three agreed.  We reported our
conclusion to the delegation, which by an overwhelming majority
assented to the conclusions of the four delegates at large.  This
decision settled the question in the convention, and after a few
ballots General Harrison was nominated.  New York was awarded
the vice-presidency and selected Levi P. Morton.

During Harrison's administration I was absorbed in my duties as
president of the New York Central Railroad, and was seldom in
Washington.  But soon after his inauguration he sent to me a
member of Congress from Indiana with a special message.  This
congressman said:  "I come from President Harrison, and he has
instructed me to offer you a place in his Cabinet.  He is anxious
to have you in his official family."

I told him that I was not prepared to enter public life, and while
I was exceedingly gratified by the offer, it was impossible for
me to accept.

The congressman said:  "I am a poor man, but cannot understand
how anybody can refuse to be member of the Cabinet of the President
of the United States.  If such an offer was made to me, and the
conditions of our overruling Providence were that I and my family
should live in want and poverty for the rest of our lives, I would
accept without hesitation."

I had met Benjamin Harrison as we passed through Indianapolis
on business during the canvass, for the first time.  I was much
impressed with him, but his austerity appeared to those who called
upon him while present upon official business.  I found him one
of the most genial and agreeable of men, and this impression was
intensified when I met him at the White House.  At his own table
and family dinners he was one of the most charming of hosts.  He
had, unfortunately, a repellent manner and a harsh voice.  In meeting
those who came to him for official favors this made him one of
the most unpopular presidents with senators and members of the
House of Representatives.

On the platform as a public speaker he had few equals.  He was
most lucid and convincing, and had what few orators possess, which
was of special use to him in campaigning and touring the country
as president, the ability to make a fresh speech every day and
each a good one.  It was a talent of presenting questions from
many angles, each of which illuminated his subject and captivated
his audience.  It was said of him by a senator who was his friend,
and the remark is quoted by Senator Hoar, that if he spoke to
an audience of ten thousand people, he would make every one of
them his friend, but if he were introduced to each of them
afterwards, each would depart his enemy.  I think that his manner,
which was so unfortunate, came from the fact that his career had been
one of battle, from his early struggles to his triumphant success.

A short time before the national convention met in 1892 Senator
Frank Hiscock came to me and said that President Harrison had
requested him to ask me to lead his forces on the floor in the
convention.  I said to him that I was a loyal organization man
and did not want to quarrel with our leader, Senator Platt.  Then
he told me that he had seen Platt, who remarked that no one
could help Harrison, and that I would conduct the campaign in
better spirit than any one, and so he had no objection to my
accepting the position.  There was one obstacle which I wished
removed.  I was devoted to Mr. Blaine and not only was one of
his political supporters but very fond of him personally.  Mr. Blaine
happened to be in the city, and I immediately called upon him.
His health was then very bad.

"Mr. Blaine," I said to him, "if you are a candidate, you know
I will support you with the greatest of pleasure, but if not, then
I will accept the invitation of the president."

Mr. Blaine was most cordial.  He said that he had no objections
whatever to my taking the commission, but he doubted if the
president could be renominated, and that he could not be re-elected
if nominated.  Harrison had made an excellent president, but his
manner of treating people who came to him had filled the country
with bitter and powerful enemies, while his friends were very few.

Then he mentioned several other possible candidates, but evidently
doubted the success of the Republican party in the election.  In
regard to himself he said:  "If I should accept the nomination I
could not endure the labors of the canvass and its excitements.
It would kill me."  That diagnosis of his condition was correct and
was demonstrated by the fact that he died soon after the election,
but long before he could be inaugurated if elected.

All organization leaders of the party were united against the
nomination of President Harrison.  The leaders were Platt, Quay,
and Clarkson, who was also chairman of the national committee.
They were the greatest masters of organization and of its management
we ever had in politics, especially Platt and Quay.  Their methods
were always secret, so I decided that the only hope of success
for President Harrison was in the greatest publicity.

The position I had accepted soon became known, and I began to
give the fullest interviews, each one an argument for the
renomination of the president.  I went to Chicago a few days
in advance of the convention, was met there by correspondents
of the press, some fifty of them, and gave them a talk in a body,
which made a broadside in the morning papers, each correspondent
treating it in his own way, as his own individual interview.

This statement or, rather, argument, was intended to be read
and succeeded in being so by the delegates from everywhere who
were on their way to the convention and had to pass through
Chicago.  The convention was held in Minneapolis.  I received
from that city an invitation to address a gathering of New Yorkers
who had settled in the West to speak before two patriotic audiences,
and to make the address at the dedication of the great hall where
the convention was to meet.

It was evident that before these engagements had been concluded,
every delegate would have attended some of these meetings, and,
therefore, with the relationship between a speaker and his audience,
I would be practically the only man in the convention who was
personally known to every member.  This relationship was an
enormous benefit in conducting the canvass.

The great organization leaders were difficult of access and carried
on their campaign through trusted members of each State delegation.
My rooms were wide open for everybody.  On account of the conflicting
statements made by members of the State delegations, it was very
difficult to make an accurate and detailed list of those who were
for the president, and those who were for Mr. Blaine.  It occurred
to me that it would help to call a meeting of the Harrison delegates.
Many thought it was hazardous, as it might develop a majority the
other way.

The meeting was attended, however, by every delegate, those opposed
coming out of curiosity.  Taking the chair, I asked some member
of each delegation to arise and state how many votes he believed
could be relied upon from his State.  Of course the statement of each
delegate was often loudly challenged by others from his State who
were present.  When the result was announced it showed a majority
of three for General Harrison.  A veteran campaigner begged me
to announce it as fifty, but I refused.  "No," I said, "the closeness
of the vote when there is every opportunity for manipulation would
carry conviction."

An old gentleman who stood beside me had a gold-headed ebony
cane.  I seized it and rapped it on the table with such force that
it broke in two and announced that the figures showed absolute
certainty of President Harrison's renomination.  I doubt if there
was a reliable majority, but the announcement of this result
brought enough of those always anxious to get on the band-wagon
to make it certain.

Soon after arriving home I received a letter from the owner of
the cane.  He wrote:  "I was very angry when you broke my cane.
It was a valued birthday present from my children.  It is now
in a glass case in my library, and on the case is this label:  'This
cane nominated a president of the United States.'"

Mr. McKinley, then Governor of Ohio, presided at the convention.
I stood close beside him when I made my speech for Harrison's
renomination.  While thoroughly prepared, the speech was in a
way extemporaneous to meet calls or objections.  In the midst
of a sentence McKinley said to me in a loud voice:  "You are
making a remarkably fine speech."  The remark threw me off my
balance as an opposition would never have done.  I lost the
continuity and came near breaking down, but happily the applause
gave me time to get again upon the track.

Among my colleagues in the New York delegation was James W. Husted.
General Husted was very ill and unable to leave his room during
the convention.  He sent for me one morning and said:  "I have
just had a call from Governor McKinley.  He says that you have
the power to nominate him, and that Harrison cannot be nominated.
If you will direct the Harrison forces for him, he will be the next
president."

I told Husted I was enlisted for the war and, while having a great
admiration for McKinley, it was impossible.

Soon after arriving home I received an invitation from the president
to visit him at Washington.  I took the night train, arriving there
in the morning.  My appointment was to lunch with him.

During the morning Stephen B. Elkins, then secretary of war,
called and asked me to take a walk.  While we were walking he
told me that the president was going to offer me the secretaryship
of state, in succession to Mr. Blaine, and that I ought to accept.
He then led me to the State Department and pointed to the portraits
on the walls of the different secretaries, commencing with
Thomas Jefferson.  Elkins said that to be in that list was a
greater distinction than to be on the walls of the White House,
because these men are of far greater eminence.

After luncheon the president invited me into the Blue Room, and
with a great deal of emotion said:  "You are the only man who
has ever unselfishly befriended me.  It was largely through your
efforts that I became president, and I am greatly indebted to you
for my renomination.  I have tried my best to show my appreciation
by asking you into my Cabinet and otherwise, but you have refused
everything I have heretofore offered.  I now want to give you
the best I have, which is secretary of state.  It is broken bread,
because if I am not re-elected it will be only till the 4th of March,
but if I am re-elected it will be for four years more.  I personally
want you in my Cabinet."

I told the president it was impossible for me to accept; that even
if I resigned my presidency of the railroad, coming directly
from that position would bring the railroad question, which was
very acute, into the canvass.  He said he did not think there
was anything in that, but I realized that if he was defeated his
defeat would be charged to having made that mistake.

He then said:  "Well, how about it if I am re-elected?"  I told
him that I would regard the appointment the greatest of honors,
and the associations the most pleasurable of a lifetime.

"Very well," he said; "I will appoint Mr. John W. Foster, who
has been doing excellent service for the State Department, until
next 4th of March, and you can prepare to come here upon that date."

The most painful thing that was connected with the canvass at
Minneapolis before the convention was the appearance of Mr. Blaine
as a candidate.  He had resigned from the Cabinet and yielded
to the pressure of his friends to become a candidate.

Notwithstanding my interview and what he had said, he sent no
word whatever to me, and personally I had no information and no
notification that his candidacy was authorized by himself.  What
gave, however, much authority to the statement that he would accept
the nomination was the appearance of his son, Emmons, among those
who were endeavoring to bring it about.

There has never been a statesman in our public life, except
Henry Clay, who had such devoted friends as Mr. Blaine.  While
Henry Clay never reached the presidency and was fairly defeated
in his attempt, there is no doubt that Mr. Blaine was elected in
1884, and that notwithstanding the Burchard misfortune, he would
still have been a victor except for transparent frauds in New York.

General Harrison was by far the ablest and profoundest lawyer
among our presidents.  None of them equalled him as an orator.
His State papers were of a very high order.  When history sums
up the men who have held the great place of president of the
United States, General Harrison will be among the foremost.

He retired from office, like many of our presidents, a comparatively
poor man.  After retirement he entered at once upon the practice
of his profession of the law and almost immediately became
recognized as one of the leaders of the American bar.



XII.  JAMES G. BLAINE

I have spoken in every national canvass, beginning with 1856.
It has been an interesting experience to be on the same platform
as an associate speaker with nearly every man in the country who
had a national reputation.  Most of them had but one speech,
which was very long, elaborately prepared, and so divided into
sections, each complete in itself, that the orator was equipped
for an address of any length, from fifteen minutes to four hours,
by selection or consolidation of these sections.  Few of them
would trust themselves to extemporaneous speaking.  The most
versatile and capable of those who could was James G. Blaine.
He was always ready, courted interruptions, and was brilliantly
effective.  In a few sentences he had captured his audience and
held them enthralled.  No public man in our country, except,
perhaps, Henry Clay, had such devoted following.

Mr. Blaine had another extraordinary gift, which is said to belong
only to kings; he never forgot any one.  Years after an introduction
he would recall where he had first met the stranger and remember
his name.  This compliment made that man Blaine's devoted friend
for life.

I had an interesting experience of his readiness and versatility
when he ran for president in 1884.  He asked me to introduce him
at the different stations, where he was to deliver long or short
addresses.  After several of these occasions, he asked:  "What's
the next station, Chauncey?"  I answered:  "Peekskill."  "Well,"
he said, "what is there about Peekskill?"  "I was born there,"
I answered.  "Well," he said, rising, "I always thought that you
were born at Poughkeepsie."  "No, Peekskill."  Just then we were
running into the station, and, as the train stopped, I stepped
forward to introduce him to the great crowd which had gathered
there from a radius of fifty miles.  He pushed me back in a very
dramatic way, and shouted:  "Fellow citizens, allow me to make
the introduction here.  As I have many times in the last quarter
of a century travelled up and down your beautiful Hudson River,
with its majestic scenery made famous by the genius of Washington
Irving, and upon the floating palaces not equalled anywhere else
in the world, or when the steamer has passed through this picturesque
bay and opposite your village, I have had emotions of tenderness and
loving memories, greater than those impressed by any other town,
because I have said to myself:  'There is the birthplace of one
of my best friends, Chauncey Depew.'"

Local committees who desire to use the candidate to help the party
in their neighborhood and also their county tickets are invariably
most unreasonable and merciless in their demands upon the time
of the candidate.  They know perfectly well that he has to speak
many times a day; that there is a limit to his strength and to
his vocal cords, and yet they will exact from him an effort which
would prevent his filling other engagements, if they possibly can.
This was notoriously the case during Mr. Blaine's trip through
the State of New York and afterwards through the country.  The
strain upon him was unprecedented, and, very naturally, he at times
showed his irritation and some temper.

The local committees would do their best with the railroad company
and with Blaine's managers in New York to prolong his stay and speech
at each station.  He would be scheduled according to the importance
of the place for five, ten, fifteen, twenty, or thirty minutes.

Before we reached Albany he asked me to accompany him to the end
of our line at Buffalo, and make the introduction as usual at the
stations.  The committee would sometimes succeed in changing
the programme and make the stays longer at their several places.
Mr. Blaine's arrangement with me was that after he had decided
how long he would speak, I should fill up the time, whether it
was longer or shorter.  That would often enlarge my speech, but
I was young and vigorous and had no responsibilities.

I remember one committee, where the train was scheduled for ten
minutes, succeed in having it delayed an hour, and instead of
a brief address from the platform of the car, carried the
presidential party to a stand in the central square where many
thousands had gathered.  In the first place, this city was not
on Mr. Blaine's schedule, and as it was late in the afternoon,
after a fatiguing day, he therefore told the committee peremptorily
that ten minutes was his limit.  Then he said to me:  "Chauncey,
you will have to fill out the hour."

Mr. Blaine's wonderful magnetism, the impression he made upon every
one, and his tactful flattery of local pride, did a great deal
to remove the prejudices against him, which were being fomented by
a propaganda of a "mugwump" committee in New York.  This propaganda,
as is usually the case, assailed his personal integrity.

Notwithstanding the predictions made at the time, he was nominated,
and it was subsequently repeated that he would not carry New York.
From my own experience of many years with the people of the State
and from the platform view-point, I felt confident that he would
have a majority in the election.

It was a few days before the close of the canvass, when I was
in the western part of the State, I received an urgent telegram
from Mr. Blaine to join him on the train, which was to leave
the Grand Central Station in New York early next morning for his
tour of New England.  Upon arrival I was met by a messenger,
who took me at once to Mr. Blaine's car, which started a few
minutes afterwards.

There was an unusual excitement in the crowd, which was speedily
explained.  The best account Mr. Blaine gave me himself in saying:
"I felt decidedly that everything was well in New York.  It was
against my judgment to return here.  Our national committee,
however, found that a large body of Protestant clergymen wanted
to meet me and extend their support.  They thought this would
offset the charges made by the 'mugwump' committee.  I did not
believe that any such recognition was necessary.  However, their
demands for my return and to meet this body became so importunate
that I yielded my own judgment.

"I was engaged in my room with the committee and other visitors
when I was summoned to the lobby of the hotel to meet the clergymen.
I had prepared no speech, in fact, had not thought up a reply.
When their spokesman, Reverend Doctor Burchard, began to address
me, my only hope was that he would continue long enough for me
to prepare an appropriate response.  I had a very definite idea
of what he would say and so paid little attention to his speech.
In the evening the reporters began rushing in and wanted my opinion
of Doctor Burchard's statement that the main issue of the campaign
was 'Rum, Romanism, and Rebellion.'  If I had heard him utter
these words, I would have answered at once, and that would have
been effective, but I am still in doubt as to what to say about it
now.  The situation is very difficult, and almost anything I say
is likely to bitterly offend one side or the other.  Now I want you
to do all the introductions and be beside me to-day as far as
possible.  I have become doubtful about everybody and you are
always sure-footed."  I have treasured that compliment ever since.

As we rode through the streets of New Haven the Democrats had
placed men upon the tops of the houses on either side, and they
threw out in the air thousands of leaflets, charging Blaine with
having assented to the issue which Doctor Burchard had put out--"Rum,
Romanism, and Rebellion."  They so filled the air that it
seemed a shower, and littered the streets.

A distinguished Catholic prelate said to me:  "We had to resent
an insult like that, and I estimate that the remark has changed
fifty thousand votes."  I know personally of about five thousand
which were changed in our State, but still Blaine lost New York
and the presidency by a majority against him of only one thousand
one hundred and forty-nine votes.

Whenever I visited Washington I always called upon Mr. Blaine.
The fascination of the statesman and his wonderful conversational
power made every visit an event to be remembered.  On one occasion
he said to me:  "Chauncey, I am in very low spirits to-day.  I have
read over the first volume of my 'Twenty Years in Congress,' which
is just going to the printer, and destroyed it.  I dictated the
whole of it, but I find that accuracy and elegance can only be had
at the end of a pen.  I shall rewrite the memoirs in ink.  In these
days composition by the typewriter or through the stenographer
is so common."  There will be many who differ with Mr. Blaine.



XIII.  WILLIAM McKINLEY

In the canvass of 1896 the Republican organization of the State
of New York decided, if possible, to have the national convention
nominate Levi P. Morton for president.  Mr. Morton won popular
favor as vice-president, and the canvass for him looked hopeful.
But a new man of extraordinary force and ability came into this
campaign, and that man was Mark Hanna, of Ohio.  Mr. Hanna was
one of the most successful of our business men.  He had a rare
genius for organization, and possessed resourcefulness, courage,
and audacity.  He was most practical and at the same time had
imagination and vision.  While he had taken very little part in
public affairs, he had rather suddenly determined to make his
devoted friend, William McKinley, president of the United States.

In a little while every State in the Union felt the force of
Mr. Hanna's efforts.  He applied to politics the methods by which
he had so successfully advanced his large manufacturing interests.
McKinley clubs and McKinley local organizations sprang up everywhere
under the magic of Hanna's management.  When the convention met
it was plain that McKinley's nomination was assured.

The New York delegation, however, decided to present Morton's name
and submit his candidacy to a vote.  I was selected to make a
nominating speech.  If there is any hope, an orator on such an
occasion has inspiration.  But if he knows he is beaten he cannot
put into his effort the fire necessary to impress an audience.
It is not possible to speak with force and effect unless you have
faith in your cause.

After Mr. McKinley was nominated I moved that the nomination be
made unanimous.  The convention called for speech and platform
so insistently that their call had to be obeyed.  The following is
an account from a newspaper of that date of my impromptu speech.
The story which is mentioned in the speech was told to me as I was
ascending the platform by Senator Proctor of Vermont.

"I am in the happy position now of making a speech for the man
who is going to be elected.  (Laughter and applause.)  It is
a great thing for an amateur, when his first nomination has failed,
to come in and second the man who has succeeded.  New York is
here with no bitter feeling and with no disappointment.  We
recognize that the waves have submerged us, but we have bobbed
up serenely.  (Loud laughter.)  It was a cannon from New York that
sounded first the news of McKinley's nomination.  They said of
Governor Morton's father that he was a New England clergyman, who
brought up a family of ten children on three hundred dollars a year,
and was, notwithstanding, gifted in prayer.  (Laughter.)  It does
not make any difference how poor he may be, how out of work,
how ragged, how next door to a tramp anybody may be in the
United States to-night, he will be 'gifted in prayer' at the result
of this convention.  (Cheers and laughter.)

"There is a principle dear to the American heart.  It is the
principle which moves American spindles, starts the industries,
and makes the wage-earners sought for instead of seeking employment.
That principle is embodied in McKinley.  His personality explains
the nomination to-day.  And his personality will carry into the
presidential chair the aspirations of the voters of America, of the
families of America, of the homes of America, protection to American
industry and America for Americans."  (Cheers.)

As every national convention, like every individual, has its
characteristics, the peculiar distinction of the Republican
convention of 1896 was its adoption of the gold standard of value.
An amazing and illuminating part of our political literature of
that time is the claim which various statesmen and publicists make
to the authorship of the gold plank in the platform.

Senator Foraker, who was chairman of the committee on resolutions,
devotes a considerable part of his interesting autobiography
to the discussion of this question.  He is very severe upon all
those who claim to have originated the idea.  I have been asked
by several statesmen to enforce their claims to its authorship.

The silver craze had not yet subsided.  Bimetallism had strong
advocates and believers in our convention.  I think even our
candidate was not fully convinced at that time of the wisdom
of the declaration.  It went into the platform rather as a venture
than an article of faith, but to the surprise of both the journalists
and campaign orators, it turned out that the people had become
converted to the gold standard, and it proved to be the strongest
and most popular declaration of the convention.

When the campaign opened the genius of Mark Hanna soon became
evident.  He organized a campaign of education such as had never
been dreamed of, much less attempted.  Travelling publicity agents,
with wagonloads of pamphlets, filled the highways and the byways,
and no home was so isolated that it did not receive its share.
Columns in the newspapers, especially the country papers, were
filled with articles written by experts, and the platform was never
so rich with public speakers.

Such a campaign is irresistible.  Its influence is felt by everybody;
its arguments become automatically and almost insensibly the
common language of the people.  But the expense is so terrific
that it will never again be attempted.  There was no corruption
or purchase of votes in Mr. Hanna's management.  It was publicity
and again publicity, but it cost nearly five millions of dollars.
To reach the one hundred and ten million of people in the
United States in such a way would involve a sum so vast that
public opinion would never permit any approach to it.

Mr. McKinley's front-porch campaign was a picturesque and
captivating feature.  The candidate was a handsome man and an
eloquent speaker, with a cordial and sympathetic manner which
won everybody.  Delegations from all parts of the country and
representing every phase of American life appeared at Mr. McKinley's
residence.  His address to them was always appropriate and his
reception made the visitors his fast friends.

I received a personal request to visit him, and on the occasion
he said to me:  "In certain large agricultural sections there is
a very dangerous revolt in our party, owing to the bad conditions
among the farmers.  Wheat and corn are selling below the cost
of production.  I wish you would go down among them and make
speeches explaining the economic conditions which have produced
this result, and how we propose to and will remedy it."

"Mr. McKinley," I said, "my position as a railroad president,
I am afraid, would antagonize them."

"On the contrary, your very position will draw the largest
audiences and receive the greater attention."

The result proved that he was correct.

I recall one meeting in particular.  There were thousands present,
all farmers.  In the midst of my speech one man arose and said:
"Chauncey Depew, we appreciate your coming here, and we are very
anxious to hear you.  Your speech is very charming and interesting,
but I want to put this to you personally.  We here are suffering
from market conditions for the products of our farms.  The prices
are so low that we have difficulty in meeting the interest on
our mortgages and paying our taxes, no matter how seriously we
economize.  Now you are the president of one of the greatest
railroads in the country.  It is reported that you are receiving
a salary of fifty thousand dollars a year.  You are here in a
private car.  Don't you think that the contrast between you and
us makes it difficult for us poor farmers to give you the welcome
which we would like?"

I saw at once I had lost my audience.  I then ventured upon a
statement of conditions which I have often tried and always
successfully.  I said:  "My friend, what you say about me is true.
Now, as to my career, I was born and brought up in a village
similar to the one which is near you here.  My father gave me
my education and nothing else with which to begin life.  As a
young lawyer I was looking for clients and not for office.  I made
up my mind that there were no opportunities offered in the village,
but that the chances of success were in the service of corporations.
The result is that I have accomplished what you have described.
Now, my friend, I believe that you have a promising boy.  I also
believe that to your pride and satisfaction he is going through
the neighboring college here, and that you intend on account
of his brightness and ability to make him a lawyer.  When he is
admitted to the bar, do you expect him to try to do what I have
accomplished and make an independent position in life, or fail?"

The farmer shouted:  "Chauncey, you are all right.  Go ahead
and keep it up."

My arguments and presentation were no better than many another
speaker's, but, as Mr. McKinley predicted, they received an
attention and aroused a discussion, because of what the old farmer
had said, that no other campaigner could command.

Mr. McKinley sent for me again and said:  "Sentiment is a
wonderful force in politics.  Mr. Bryan, my opponent, has made
a remarkable speaking tour through our State.  He started in the
early morning from Cleveland with a speech.  His train made many
stops on the way to Cincinnati, where he arrived in the evening,
and at each place he addressed large audiences, traversing the
State from one side to the other.  His endurance and versatility
have made a great impression upon our people.  To meet and
overcome that impression, I have asked you to come here and
repeat Bryan's effort.  You are so much older than he is--I think
we may claim nearly twice his age--that if you can do it, and
I hope you can, that sentiment will be dissipated."

I traversed Mr. Bryan's route, stopped at the same stations and
delivered speeches to similar audiences of about the same length.
On arriving in Cincinnati in the evening I was met by a committee,
the chairman of which said:  "We have followed you all along from
Cleveland, where you started at seven o'clock this morning, and
it is fine.  Now Mr. Bryan, when he arrived here, had no meeting.
We have seven thousand people in the Music Hall, and if you will
go there and speak five minutes it will make your trip a
phenomenal success."

I went to the Music Hall, of course had a wonderful time and wild
ovation, and spoke for an hour.  The next day I was none the worse
for this twelve hours' experience.

President McKinley had spent most of his life in the House of
Representatives.  He loved the associations and life of Congress.
The most erratic and uncertain of bodies is Congress to an executive
who does not understand its temper and characteristics.  McKinley
was past master of this.  Almost every president has been greatly
relieved when Congress adjourned, but Mr. McKinley often expressed
to me his wish that Congress would always be in session, as he
never was so happy as when he could be in daily contact with it.
His door was open at all times to a senator or a member of the
House of Representatives.  If either failed to see him at least
once a week, the absentee usually received a message stating that
the president desired him to call.  He was very keen in discovering
any irritation on the part of any senator or member about any
disappointment or fancied slight, and always most tactfully managed
to straighten the matter out.  He was quite as attentive and as
particular with the opposition as with members of his own party.

President McKinley had a wonderful way of dealing with office-seekers
and with their friends and supporters.  A phrase of his became
part of the common language of the capital.  It was:  "My dear
fellow, I am most anxious to oblige you, but I am so situated
that I cannot give you what you want.  I will, however, try to find
you something equally as good."  The anxious caller for favors,
if he or his congressman failed to get the office desired, always
carried away a flower or a bouquet given by the president, with
a complimentary remark to be remembered.  It soon came to be
understood among applicants for office that a desired consulship
in England could not be granted, but one of equal rank in
South Africa was possible.

There were many good stories in the Senate of his tact in dealing
with the opposition.  A Southern senator, who as a general had
made a distinguished record in the Civil War on the Confederate
side, was very resentful and would frequently remark to his friends
"that our president unfortunately is not a gentleman, and in his
ancestry is some very common blood."

Mr. McKinley persuaded some of the senator's Southern colleagues
to bring him to the White House.  He expressed his regret to
the senator that he should have offended him in any way and asked
what he had done.  The senator replied:  "You have appointed for
the town where my sister lives a nigger, and a bad nigger at that,
for postmaster, and my sister has to go to him for her letters
and stamps."  The president arranged for the transfer of this
postmaster and the appointment of a man recommended by the senator.
The senator then went to his friends and said:  "Have I remarked
to you at any time that our president was not a gentleman and
had somewhere in his ancestry very common blood?  If I did I recall
the statement and apologize.  Mr. McKinley is a perfect gentleman."

All the measures which the president wished passed, unless they
were absolutely partisan, always received afterwards the support
of the Southern senator.

I was in the Senate during a part of his term and nearly every day
at the White House, where his reception was so cordial and his
treatment of the matter presented so sympathetic that it was
a delight to go there, instead of being, as usual, one of the
most disagreeable tasks imposed upon a senator.

He had a way of inviting one to a private conference and with
impressing you with its confidential character and the trust he
reposed in your advice and judgment which was most flattering.

Entertainments at the White House were frequent, and he managed
to make each dinner an event to be most pleasantly remembered.
I think, while he was very courteous to everybody, he was more than
usually so to me because of an incident prior to his inauguration.

A well-known journalist came to my office one day and said:  "I am
just from Canton, where I have been several days with the president.
I discussed with him federal appointments--among others, the
mission to England, in which I am interested because my father is
an Englishman, and both my father and I are exceedingly anxious
to have you take the post, and Mr. McKinley authorized me to ask
you if you would accept the mission."

The embassy to England presented peculiar attraction to me, because
I knew personally the Prince of Wales and most of the leading
English statesmen and public men.  The journalist said that if
I accepted he would sound the press.  This he did, and the response
was most flattering from journals of all political views.

About the time of the inauguration Vice-President Hobart, who was
a cordial friend of mine, said to me:  "There is something wrong
about you with the president.  It is very serious, and you can
expect no recognition from the administration."  I was wholly
at a loss to account for the matter and would not investigate
any further.  Not long afterwards the vice-president came to me
and said:  "I have found out the truth of that matter of yours
and have explained it satisfactorily to the president, who deeply
regrets that he was misled by a false report from a friend in
whom he had confidence."  Soon after the president made me the
offer of the mission to Germany.  I did not understand the language
and felt that I could be of little service there, and so declined.

When President McKinley was lying seriously wounded at Buffalo
from the shot of the anarchist Czolgosz, I went there to see if
anything could be done for his comfort.  For some time there was
hope he would recover, and that it would be better for him to go
to Washington.  I made every arrangement to take him to the capital
if the doctors decided it could be done.  But suddenly, as is
always the case with wounds of that kind, a crisis arrived in
which he died.

Vice-President Roosevelt was camping in the Adirondacks.  A message
reached him, and the next morning he arrived in Buffalo.  The
Cabinet of Mr. McKinley decided that the vice-president should be
at once inaugurated as president.  Colonel Roosevelt was a guest
at the house of Mr. Ainsley Wilcox.  He invited me to witness his
inauguration, which occurred the same evening.  It was a small
company gathered in the parlor of Mr. Wilcox's house.  Elihu Root,
secretary of state, choking with emotion and in a voice full of tears,
made a speech which was a beautiful tribute to the dead president
and a clear statement of the necessity of immediate action to avoid
an interregnum in the government.  John Raymond Hazel, United States
district judge, administered the oath, and the new president
delivered a brief and affecting answer to Mr. Root's address.

This inauguration was in pathetic and simple contrast to that
which had preceded at the Capitol at Washington.  Among the few
present was Senator Mark Hanna.  He had been more instrumental
than any one in the United States in the selection of Mr. McKinley
for president and his triumphant election.  Mr. McKinley put
absolute trust in Hanna, and Hanna was the most powerful personality
in the country.  No two men in public life were ever so admirably
fitted for each other as President McKinley and Senator Hanna.
The day before the death of the president Hanna could look forward
to four years of increasing power and usefulness with the president
who had just been re-elected.  But as he walked with me from
Mr. Wilcox's house that night, he felt keenly that he never could
have any such relation with Colonel Roosevelt.  He was personally
exceedingly fond of Mr. McKinley, and to his grief at the death
of his friend was added a full apprehension of his changed position
in American public life.



XlV.  THEODORE ROOSEVELT

The bullet of the assassin had ended fatally, and McKinley was
no more.  Theodore Roosevelt, vice-president, became president.
Few recognized at the time there had come into the presidency
of the United States one of the most remarkable, capable, and
original men who ever occupied the White House.

During the following seven years President Roosevelt not only
occupied but filled the stage of public affairs in the United States.
Even now, two years or more after his death, with the exception
of President Wilson, Roosevelt is the best known American in
the world.  It is difficult to predict the future because of the
idealization which sometimes though rarely occurs in regard to
public men, but Colonel Roosevelt is rapidly taking a position
as third, with Washington and Lincoln as the other two.

My relations with Colonel Roosevelt were always most interesting.
His father, who was a cordial friend of mine, was one of the
foremost citizens of New York.  In all civic duties and many
philanthropies he occupied a first place.  The public activities
of the father had great influence in forming the character and
directing the ambitions of his son.

Mr. Roosevelt entered public life very early and, as with
everything with him, always in a dramatic way.  One of the
interesting characters of New York City was Frederick Gibbs, who
was an active politician and a district leader.  Gibbs afterwards
became the national committeeman from New York on the Republican
national committee.  When he died he left a collection of pictures
which, to the astonishment of everybody, showed that he was a
liberal and discriminating patron of art.

Gibbs had a district difficult to manage, because, commencing
in the slums it ran up to Fifth Avenue.  It was normally Democratic,
but he managed to keep his party alive and often to win, and
so gained the reputation that he was in league with Tammany.
He came to me one day and said:  "Our organization has lost the
confidence of the 'highbrows.' They have not a great many votes,
but their names carry weight and their contributions are invaluable
in campaigns.  To regain their confidence we are thinking of
nominating for member of the legislature young Theodore Roosevelt,
who has just returned from Harvard.  What do you think of it?"

Of course, I advocated it very warmly.  "Well," he said, "we will
have a dinner at Delmonico's.  It will be composed entirely of
'highbrows.'  We wish you to make the principal speech, introducing
young Roosevelt, who, of course, will respond.  I will not be at
the dinner, but I will be in the pantry."

The dinner was a phenomenal success.  About three hundred in
dress suits, white vests, and white neckties were discussing the
situation, saying:  "Where did these stories and slanders originate
in regard to our district, about its being an annex of Tammany
and with Tammany affiliations?  We are the district, and we all
know each other."

Young Roosevelt, when he rose to speak, looked about eighteen
years old, though he was twenty-three.  His speech was carefully
prepared, and he read it from a manuscript.  It was remarkable
in the emphatic way in which he first stated the evils in the city,
State, and national governments, and how he would correct them
if he ever had the opportunity.  It is a curious realization of
youthful aspirations that every one of those opportunities came
to him, and in each of them he made history and permanent fame.

The term of office of Frank Black, Governor of the State of
New York, was about expiring.  Black was a man of great ability
and courage.  The people had voted nine millions of dollars to
improve the Erie Canal.  There were persistent rumors of fraud
in the work.  Governor Black ordered an investigation through an
able committee which he appointed.  The committee discovered
that about a million dollars had been wasted or stolen.  Black
at once took measures to recover the money if possible and to
prosecute the guilty.  The opposition took advantage of this to
create the impression in the public mind of the corruption of the
Republican administration.  The acute question was:  "Should
Governor Black be renominated?"

Colonel Roosevelt had just returned from Cuba, where he had won
great reputation in command of the Rough Riders, and he and his
command were in camp on Long Island.

Senator Platt, the State leader, was accustomed to consult me, and
his confidence in my judgment was the greater from the fact that
he knew that I wanted nothing, while most of the people who
surrounded the leader were recipients of his favor, and either
the holders of offices or expecting some consideration.  He asked
me to come and see him at Manhattan Beach.  As usual, he entered
at once upon the question in hand by saying:  "I am very much
troubled about the governorship.  Frank Black has made an excellent
governor and did the right thing in ordering an investigation of
the Canal frauds, but the result of the investigation has been that
in discovering frauds the Democrats have been able to create
a popular impression that the whole State administration is guilty.
The political situation is very critical in any way.  Benjamin Odell,
the chairman of our State committee, urges the nomination of
Colonel Roosevelt.  As you know, Roosevelt is no friend of mine, and
I don't think very well of the suggestion.  Now, what do you think?"

I instantly replied:  "Mr. Platt, I always look at a public question
from the view of the platform.  I have been addressing audiences
ever since I became a voter, and my judgment of public opinion
and the views of the people are governed by how they take or will
take and act upon the questions presented.  Now, if you nominate
Governor Black and I am addressing a large audience--and I certainly
will--the heckler in the audience will arise and interrupt me,
saying:  'Chauncey, we agree with what you say about the Grand
Old Party and all that, but how about the Canal steal?'  I have
to explain that the amount stolen was only a million, and that
would be fatal.  If Colonel Roosevelt is nominated, I can say to
the heckler with indignation and enthusiasm:  'I am mighty glad
you asked that question.  We have nominated for governor a man
who has demonstrated in public office and on the battlefield that
he is a fighter for the right, and always victorious.  If he is
selected, you know and we all know from his demonstrated
characteristics, courage and ability, that every thief will be
caught and punished, and every dollar that can be found restored
to the public treasury.'  Then I will follow the colonel leading his
Rough Riders up San Juan Hill and ask the band to play the
'Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Platt said very impulsively:  "Roosevelt will be nominated."

When the State convention met to nominate a State ticket, I was
selected to present the name of Colonel Roosevelt as a candidate
for governor.  I have done that a great many times in conventions,
but have never had such a response.  As I went on reciting the
achievements of Roosevelt, his career, his accomplishments, and
his great promise, the convention went wild with enthusiasm.
It was plain that no mistake had been made in selecting him as
the candidate.

During the campaign he made one of the most picturesque canvasses
the State has ever experienced.  He was accompanied in his travels
by a large staff of orators, but easily dominated the situation
and carried the audience with him.  He was greatly amused at a
meeting where one of his Rough Riders, who was in the company,
insisted upon making a speech.  The Rough Rider said:  "My friends
and fellow citizens, my colonel was a great soldier.  He will make
a great governor.  He always put us boys in battle where we would be
killed if there was a chance, and that is what he will do with you."

Roosevelt as governor was, as always, most original.  New York
was an organization State, with Mr. Platt as leader, and with
county leaders of unusual ability and strength.  Governors had
been accustomed to rely upon the organization both for advice
and support.  Roosevelt could not bear any kind of control.  He
sought advice in every direction and then made up his mind.  This
brought him often in conflict with local leaders and sometimes
with the general organization.

On one occasion the State chairman, who was always accustomed
to be in Albany during the closing day of the legislature, to prevent
in the haste and confusion, characteristic of legislation at this
time, the passage of bad or unpopular measures, bade the governor
good-by at midnight, as the legislature was to adjourn the following
day with the understanding that lawmaking was practically over.

A large real-estate delegation arrived the next morning, with
the usual desire to relieve real-estate from taxation by putting
it somewhere else.  They came with a proposition to place new
burdens upon public utilities.  It was too late to formulate and
introduce a measure on a question so important, but there was
a bill which had been in the legislature most of the session and
never received serious consideration.  The governor sent an
emergency message to the legislature, which had remaining only
one hour of life to pass that bill.

Next day the tremendous interest in public utilities was
panic-stricken because the bill was so crude that it amounted
to confiscation.  The governor, when applied to, said:  "Yes,
I know that the bill is very crude and unfit to become a law, but
legislation on this subject is absolutely necessary.  I will do
this:  I have thirty days before I must make up my mind to sign
the bill, or let it become a law without my signature.  Within
that thirty days I will call the legislature together again.  Then
you can prepare and submit to me a proper bill, and if we can
agree upon it, I will present it to the legislature.  If the
legislature passes that measure I will sign it, but if it does
not, I will let the present measure, bad as it is, become a law."

The result of the threat was that a very good and timely act was
presented in regard to the taxation of public utilities, a measure
which largely increased municipal and State revenues.  I know
of no governor in my time who would have had the originality and
the audacity to accomplish what he desired by such drastic operation.

Roosevelt's administration was high-minded and patriotic.  But by
his exercise of independent judgment and frequently by doing
things without consulting the leaders, State or local, he became
exceedingly unpopular with the organization.  It was evident that
it would be very difficult to renominate him.  It was also evident
that on account of his popularity with the people, if he failed
in the renomination, the party would be beaten.  So it was unanimously
decided to put him on the national ticket as vice-president.

The governor resisted this with all his passionate energy.  He
liked the governorship.  He thought there were many things which
he could do in another term, and he believed and so stated that
the vice-presidency was a tomb.  He thought that nobody could be
resurrected when once buried in that sarcophagus.

The national Republican convention of 1900 was a ratification
meeting.  President McKinley's administration had been exceedingly
popular.  The convention met practically to indorse McKinley's
public acts and renominate him for another term.  The only doubtful
question was the vice-presidency.  There was a general accord
of sentiment in favor of Governor Roosevelt, which was only
blocked by his persistent refusal.

Roosevelt and I were both delegates at large, and that position
gave him greater opportunity to emphasize his disinclination.
A very intimate friend of his called upon me and begged that
I would use all my influence to prevent the colonel's nomination.
This friend said to me:  "The governor's situation, officially and
personally, makes it impossible for him to go to Washington.  On
the official side are his unfinished legislation and the new
legislation greatly needed by the State, which will add enormously
to his reputation and pave the way for his future.  He has very
little means.  As governor his salary is ample.  The Executive Mansion
is free, with many contributory advantages, and the schools of
Albany admirable for the education of his six children.  While in
Washington the salary of vice-president is wholly inadequate to
support the dignity of the position, and it is the end of a young
man of a most promising career."

I knew what the friend did not know, and it was that Mr. Roosevelt
could not be governor again.  I was so warmly attached to him and
so anxious for his future that I felt it was my duty to force his
nomination if possible.

Governor Odell was chairman of the delegation for all convention
purposes, but in the distribution of honors I was made the presiding
officer at its meetings.  The delegation met to consider the
vice-presidency.  Several very eloquent speeches were made in
favor of Mr. Roosevelt, but in an emphatic address he declined
the nomination.  He then received a unanimous vote, but again
declined.  A delegate then arose and suggested that he reconsider
his determination, and several others joined most earnestly in
this request.  Roosevelt was deeply affected, but, nevertheless,
firmly declined.

I knew there was a member of the delegation who had canvassed it
to secure the honor in case Roosevelt became impossible, and that
the next motion would be the nomination of this aspirant.  So I
abruptly declared the meeting adjourned.  I did this in the hope
that during the night, with the pressure brought to bear upon him,
the colonel would change his mind.  In the morning Mr. Roosevelt
surrendered his convictions and agreed to accept the nomination.

In every convention there is a large number of men prominent in
their several delegations who wish to secure general attention
and publicity.  As there were no disputes as to either candidate
or platform, these gentlemen all became anxious to make speeches
favoring the candidates, McKinley and Roosevelt.  There were so
many of these speeches which, of course, were largely repetitions,
that the convention became wearied and impatient.  The last few
were not heard at all on account of the confusion and impatience
of the delegates.  While one orator was droning away, a delegation
from a Western State came over to me and said:  "We in the extreme
West have never heard you speak, and won't you oblige us by
taking the platform?"

I answered:  "The audience will not stand another address."
Roosevelt, who sat right in front of me, then remarked:  "Yes, they
will from you.  These speeches have pretty nearly killed the ticket,
and if it keeps up, the election is over, and McKinley and I are
dead."  He then seized me and almost threw me on the platform.

The novelty of the situation, which was grasped by the delegates,
commanded attention.  I recalled what Mr. Lincoln had once said
to me, defending his frequent use of anecdotes, and this is what
he said:  "Plain people, take them as you find them, are more
easily influenced through the medium of a broad and humorous
illustration than in any other way."

I had heard a new story, a rare thing, and began with the narration
of it.  Alongside the chairman sat Senator Thurston.  He was
a fine speaker, very ornate and highly rhetorical.  He never
indulged in humor or unbent his dignity and formality.  I heard
him say in a sepulchral voice to the chairman:  "Great God, sir,
the dignity and solemnity of this most important and historical
occasion is to be ruined by a story."  Happily the story was a
success and gave the wearied audience two opportunities to hear
my speech.  Their laughter was internal relief, and it was giving
the external relief of changing their positions for new and more
restful ones.

My friend, John M. Thurston, came to Philadelphia with a most
elaborate and excellent oration.  Sitting in the audience on three
different occasions, I heard it with as much pleasure the last
time as I had the first.

When Mr. Roosevelt as vice-president came to preside over the
Senate, it was soon evident that he would not be a success.  His
talents were executive and administrative.  The position of the
presiding officer of the United States Senate is at once easy and
difficult.  The Senate desires impartiality, equable temper, and
knowledge of parliamentary law from its presiding officer.  But it
will not submit to any attempt on the part of the presiding officer
to direct or advise it, and will instantly resent any arbitrary
ruling.  Of course, Mr. Roosevelt presided only at a few meetings
before the final adjournment.  When Congress met again he was
President of the United States.

Senators and members soon found that there was a change at the
White House.  No two men were ever so radically different in every
respect as McKinley and Roosevelt.  Roosevelt loved to see the
people in a mass and rarely cared for private or confidential
interviews.  He was most hospitable and constantly bringing visitors
to luncheon when the morning meetings in the executive offices had
closed, and he had not had a full opportunity to hear or see them.

Senator Hanna was accustomed to have a few of his colleagues of
the Senate dine with him frequently, in order to consult on more
effective action upon pending measures.  President Roosevelt,
who knew everything that was going on, often burst into Hanna's
house after dinner and with the utmost frankness submitted the
problems which had arisen at the White House, and upon which he
wished advice or, if not advice, support--more frequently support.

Any one who attended the morning conferences, where he saw senators
and members of the House, and the public, was quite sure to be
entertained.  I remember on one occasion I had been requested by
several friends of his, men of influence and prominence in New York,
to ask for the appointment of minister to a foreign government for
a journalist of some eminence.  When I entered the Cabinet room
it was crowded, and the president knew that I was far from well,
so he at once called my name, asked how I was and what I wanted.
I told him that I had to leave Washington that day on the advice
of my doctor for a rest, and what I wanted was to present the name
of a gentleman for appointment as a minister, if I could see
him for five minutes.

The president exclaimed:  "We have no secrets here.  Tell it
right out."  I then stated the case.  He asked who was behind
the applicant.  I told him.  Then he said, "Yes, that's all right,"
to each one until I mentioned also the staff of the gentleman's
newspaper, which was one of the most prominent and powerful in
the country but a merciless critic of the president.  He shouted
at once:  "That settles it.  Nothing which that paper wishes will
receive any consideration from me."  Singularly enough, the paper
subsequently became one of his ardent advocates and supporters.

On another occasion I was entering his private office as another
senator was coming out of the Cabinet room, which was filled.
He called out:  "Senator Depew, do you know that man going out?"
I answered:  "Yes, he is a colleague of mine in the Senate."
"Well," he shouted, "he is a crook."  His judgment subsequently
proved correct.

Mr. Roosevelt and his wife were all their lives in the social life
of the old families of New York who were admitted leaders.  They
carried to the White House the culture and conventions of what
is called the best society of the great capitals of the world.
This experience and education came to a couple who were most
democratic in their views.  They loved to see people and met and
entertained every one with delightful hospitality.

Roosevelt was a marvel of many-sidedness.  Besides being an
executive as governor of a great State and administrator as
civil-service commissioner and police commissioner of New York,
he was an author of popular books and a field naturalist of rare
acquirements.  He was also a wonderful athlete.  I often had
occasion to see him upon urgent matters, and was summoned to his
gymnasium, where he was having a boxing match with a well-known
pugilist, and getting the better of his antagonist, or else
launching at his fencing master.  The athletics would cease, to
be resumed as soon as he had in his quick and direct way disposed
of what I presented.

Horseback riding was a favorite exercise with him, and his experience
on his Western ranch and in the army had made him one of the best
riders in the world.  The foreign diplomats in Washington, with
their education that their first duty was to be in close touch with
the chief magistrate, whether czar, queen, king, or president,
found their training unequal to keeping close to President Roosevelt,
except one, and he told me with great pleasure that though a poor
rider he joined the president in his horseback morning excursions.
Sometimes, he said, when they came to a very steep, high, and
rough hill the president would shout, "Let us climb to the top,"
and the diplomat would struggle over the stones, the underbrush
and gullies, and return to his horse with torn garments after
sliding down the hill.  At another time, when on the banks of
the Potomac, where the waters were raging rapids the president
said, "We will go to that island in the middle of the river," and
immediately plunge in.  The diplomat followed and reached the
island after wading and swimming, and with great difficulty returned
with sufficient strength to reach home.  He had an attack of
pneumonia from this unusual exposure, but thereafter was the envy
and admiration of his colleagues and increased the confidence of
his own government by this intimacy with the president.

The president's dinners and luncheons were unique because of his
universal acquaintance with literary and scientific people.  There
were generally some of them present.  His infectious enthusiasm
and hearty cordiality drew out the best points of each guest.
I was present at a large dinner one evening when an instance
occurred which greatly amused him.  There were some forty guests.
When they were seated, the president noticed four vacant chairs.
He sent one of his aides to ascertain the trouble.  The aide
discovered an elderly senator standing with his wife, and another
senator and a lady looking very disconsolate.  The aged senator
refused to take out a lady as his card directed or leave his wife
to a colleague.  He said to the president's aide, who told him
that dinner was waiting and what he had to do:  "When I eat I eat
with my wife, or I don't eat at all."  The old gentleman had his way.

The president had one story which he told often and with much glee.
While he was on the ranch the neighbors had caught a horse thief
and hung him.  They soon discovered that they had made a mistake
and hung the wrong man.  The most diplomatic among the ranchers
was selected to take the body home and break the news gently to
his wife.  The cowboy ambassador asked the wife:  "Are you the
wife of ----?"  She answered "Yes."  "Well," said the ambassador,
"you are mistaken.  You are his widow.  I have his body in the
wagon.  You need not feel bad about it, because we hung him
thinking he was the horse thief.  We soon after found that he was
innocent.  The joke is on us."

Mr. Roosevelt was intensely human and rarely tried to conceal
his feelings.  He was to address the New York State Fair at
Syracuse.  The management invited me as a United States Senator
from New York to be present.  There were at least twenty thousand
on the fair ground, and Mr. Roosevelt read his speech, which he
had elaborately prepared, detailing his scheme for harmonizing
the relations between labor and capital.  The speech was long and
very able and intended for publication all over the country.  But
his audience, who were farmers, were not much interested in the
subject.  Besides, they had been wearied wandering around the
grounds and doing the exhibits, waiting for the meeting to begin.
I know of nothing so wearisome to mind and body as to spend hours
going through the exhibits of a great fair.  When the president
finished, the audience began calling for me.  I was known practically
to every one of them from my long career on the platform.

Knowing Roosevelt as I did, I was determined not to speak, but
the fair management and the audience would not be denied.  I paid
the proper compliments to the president, and then, knowing that
humor was the only possible thing with such a tired crowd, I had
a rollicking good time with them.  They entered into the spirit of
the fun and responded in a most uproarious way.  I heard Roosevelt
turn to the president of the fair and say very angrily:  "You
promised me, sir, that there would be no other speaker."

When I met the president that evening at a large dinner given
by Senator Frank Hiscock, he greeted me with the utmost cordiality.
He was in fine form, and early in the dinner took entire charge
of the discussion.  For three hours he talked most interestingly,
and no one else contributed a word.  Nevertheless, we all enjoyed
the evening, and not the least the president himself.

I used to wonder how he found time, with his great activities and
engagements, to read so much.  Publishers frequently send me
new books.  If I thought they would interest him I mentioned
the work to him, but invariably he had already read it.

When my first term as senator expired and the question of my
re-election was before the legislature, President Roosevelt gave
me his most cordial and hearty support.

Events to his credit as president, which will be monuments in
history, are extraordinary in number and importance.  To mention
only a few:  He placed the Monroe Doctrine before European
governments upon an impregnable basis by his defiance to the
German Kaiser, when he refused to accept arbitration and was
determined to make war on Venezuela.  The president cabled:
"Admiral Dewey with the Atlantic Fleet sails to-morrow."  And
the Kaiser accepted arbitration.  Raissuli, the Moroccan bandit,
who had seized and held for ransom an American citizen named
Perdicaris, gave up his captive on receipt of this cable:
"Perdicaris alive or Raissuli dead."  He settled the war between
Russia and Japan and won the Nobel prize for peace.

Roosevelt built the Panama Canal when other efforts had failed
for five hundred years.  As senator from his own State, I was in
constant consultation with him while he was urging legislation
necessary to secure the concession for the construction of the
canal.  The difficulties to be overcome in both Houses seemed
insurmountable, and would have been so except for the marvellous
resourcefulness and power of the president.

When the Republican convention met in 1908, I was again delegate
at large.  It was a Roosevelt convention and crazy to have him
renominated.  It believed that he could overcome the popular
feeling against a third term.  Roosevelt did not think so.  He
believed that in order to make a third term palatable there must
be an interval of another and different administration.  When
the convention found that his decision was unalterably not to
accept the nomination himself, it was prepared to accept any one
he might advise.  He selected his secretary of war and most
intimate friend, William Howard Taft.  Taft had a delightful
personality, and won distinction upon the bench, and had proved
an admirable administrator as governor of the Philippine Islands.
After Mr. Taft's election the president, in order that the new
president and his administration might not be embarrassed by his
presence and prestige, went on a two years' trip abroad.

During that trip he was more in the popular mind at home and
abroad than almost any one in the world.  If he reviewed the German
army with the Kaiser, the press was full of the common characteristics
and differences between the two men and of the unprecedented
event of the guest giving advice to the Kaiser.

When he visited England he told in a public speech of his experience
in Egypt, and recommended to the English Government that, if they
expected to continue to govern Egypt, to begin to govern it.

All France was aghast and then hilarious when, in an address before
the faculties of Sorbonne, he struck at once at the weak point of
the future and power of France, and that was race suicide.



XV.  UNITED STATES SENATE

My twelve years in the Senate were among the happiest of my life.
The Senate has long enjoyed the reputation of being the best club
in the world, but it is more than that.  My old friend,
Senator Bacon, of Georgia, often said that he preferred the
position of senator to that of either President or Chief Justice
of the United States.  There is independence in a term of six years
which is of enormous value to the legislative work of the senator.
The member of the House, who is compelled to go before his
district every two years, must spend most of his time looking
after his re-election.  Then the Senate, being a smaller body,
the associations are very close and intimate.  I do not intend
to go into discussion of the measures which occupied the attention
of the Senate during my time.  They are a part of the history
of the world.  The value of a work of this kind, if it has any
value, is in personal incidents.

One of the most delightful associations of a lifetime personally
and politically, was that with Vice-President James S. Sherman.
During the twenty-two years he was in the House of Representatives
he rarely was in the City of New York without coming to see me.
He became the best parliamentarian in Congress, and was generally
called to the chair when the House met in committee of the whole.
He was intimately familiar with every political movement in
Washington, and he had a rare talent for discriminatory description,
both of events and analysis of the leading characters in the
Washington drama.  He was one of the wisest of the advisers of
the organization of his party, both national and State.

When President Roosevelt had selected Mr. Taft as his successor
he made no indication as to the vice-presidency.  Of course, the
nomination of Mr. Taft under such conditions was a foregone
conclusion, and when the convention met it was practically
unanimous for Roosevelt's choice.  Who was the best man to nominate
for vice-president in order to strengthen the ticket embarassed
the managers of the Taft campaign.  The Republican congressmen
who were at the convention were practically unanimous for Sherman,
and their leader was Uncle Joe Cannon.  We from New York found
the Taft managers discussing candidates from every doubtful State.
We finally convinced them that New York was the most important, but
they had gone so far with State candidates that it became a serious
question how to get rid of them without offending their States.

The method adopted by one of the leading managers was both adroit
and hazardous.  He would call up a candidate on the telephone and
say to him:  "The friends of Mr. Taft are very favorable to you for
vice-president.  Will you accept the nomination?"  The candidate
would hesitate and begin to explain his ambitions, his career and
its possibilities, and the matter which he would have to consider.
Before the prospective candidate had finished, the manager would
say, "Very sorry, deeply regret," and put up the telephone.

When the nomination was made these gentlemen who might have
succeeded would come around to the manager and say impatiently
and indignantly:  "I was all right.  Why did you cut me off?"
However, those gentlemen have had their compensation.  Whenever you
meet one of them he will say to you:  "I was offered the
vice-presidency with Taft but was so situated that I could not accept."

One evening during the convention a wind and rain storm drove
everybody indoors.  The great lobby of Congress Hall was crowded,
and most of them were delegates.  Suddenly there was a loud call
for a speech, and some husky and athletic citizen seized and
lifted me on to a chair.  After a story and a joke, which put the
crowd into a receptive mood, I made what was practically a
nominating speech for Sherman.  The response was intense and
unanimous.  When I came down from a high flight as to the ability
and popularity to the human qualities of "Sunny Jim," I found
"Sunny Jim" such a taking characterization, and it was echoed
and re-echoed.  I do not claim that speech nominated Sherman,
only that nearly everybody who was present became a most vociferous
advocate for Sherman for vice-president.

The position of vice-president is one of the most difficult in our
government.  Unless the president requests his advice or assistance,
he has no public function except presiding over the Senate.  No
president ever called the vice-president into his councils.
McKinley came nearest to it during his administration, with Hobart,
but did not keep it up.

President Harding has made a precedent for the future by inviting
Vice-President Coolidge to attend all Cabinet meetings.  The
vice-president has accepted and meets regularly with the Cabinet.

Sherman had one advantage over other vice-presidents in having
been for nearly a quarter of a century a leader in Congress.  Few,
if any, who ever held that office have been so popular with the
Senate and so tactful and influential when they undertook the very
difficult task of influencing the action of a Senate, very jealous
of its prerogatives and easily made resentful and hostile.

Among my colleagues in the Senate were several remarkable men.
They had great ability, extraordinary capacity for legislation,
and, though not great orators, possessed the rare faculty of
pressing their points home in short and effective speeches.  Among
them was Senator Frye, of Maine.  He was for many years chairman
of the great committee on commerce.  Whatever we had of a merchant
marine was largely due to his persistent efforts.  He saved the
government scores of millions in that most difficult task of pruning
the River and Harbor Bill.  He possessed the absolute confidence
of both parties, and was the only senator who could generally carry
the Senate with him for or against a measure.  While wise and
the possessor of the largest measure of common sense, yet he was
one of the most simple-minded of men.  I mean by this that he had
no guile and suspected none in others.  Whatever was uppermost
in his mind came out.  These characteristics made him one of the
most delightful of companions and one of the most harmonious
men to work with on a committee.

Clement A. Griscom, the most prominent American ship owner and
director, was very fond of Senator Frye.  Griscom entertained
delightfully at his country home near Philadelphia.  He told me
that at one time Senator Frye was his guest over a week-end.
To meet the senator at dinner on Saturday evening, he had invited
great bankers, lawyers, and captains of industry of Philadelphia.
Their conversation ran from enterprises and combinations involving
successful industries and exploitations to individual fortunes
and how they were accumulated.  The atmosphere was heavy with
millions and billions.  Suddenly Griscom turned to Senator Frye
and said:  "I know that our successful friends here would not only
be glad to hear but would learn much if you would tell us of your
career."  "It is not much to tell," said Senator Frye, "especially
after these stories which are like chapters from the 'Arabian Nights.'
I was very successful as a young lawyer and rising to a leading
practice and head of the bar of my State when I was offered
an election to the House of Representatives.  I felt that it would
be a permanent career and that there was no money in it.  I
consulted my wife and told her that it meant giving up all prospects
of accumulating a fortune or independence even, but it was my
ambition, and I believed I could perform valuable service to
the public, and that as a career its general usefulness would far
surpass any success at the bar.  My wife agreed with me cordially
and said that she would economize on her part to any extent required.

"So," the senator continued, "I have been nearly thirty years in
Congress, part of this time in the House and the rest in the Senate.
I have been able on my salary to meet our modest requirements
and educate our children.  I have never been in debt but once.  Of
course, we had to calculate closely and set aside sufficient
to meet our extra expenses in Washington and our ordinary one
at home.  We came out a little ahead every year but one.  That
year the president very unexpectedly called an extra session,
and for the first time in twenty years I was in debt to our landlord
in Washington."

Griscom told me that this simple narrative of a statesman of
national reputation seemed to make the monumental achievements
of his millionaire guests of little account.

Senator Frye's genial personality and vivid conversation made
him a welcome guest at all entertainments in Washington.  There
was a lady at the capital at that time who entertained a great deal
and was very popular on her own account, but she always began
the conversation with the gentleman who took her out by narrating
how she won her husband.  I said one day to Senator Frye:  "There
will be a notable gathering at So-and-So's dinner to-night.  Are
you going?"  He answered:  "Yes, I will be there; but it has been
my lot to escort to dinner this lady"--naming her--"thirteen times
this winter.  She has told me thirteen times the story of her
courtship.  If it is my luck to be assigned to her to-night, and
she starts that story, I shall leave the table and the house
and go home."

Senator Aldrich, of Rhode Island, was once called by Senator Quay
the schoolmaster of the Senate.  As the head of the finance
committee he had commanding influence, and with his skill in
legislation and intimate knowledge of the rules he was the leader
whenever he chose to lead.  This he always did when the policy
he desired or the measure he was promoting had a majority, and
the opposition resorted to obstructive tactics.  As there is no
restriction on debate in the Senate, or was none at my time, the
only way the minority could defeat the majority was by talking
the bill to death.  I never knew this method to be used successfully
but once, because in the trial of endurance the greater number
wins.  The only successful talk against time was by Senator Carter,
of Montana.  Carter was a capital debater.  He was invaluable at
periods when the discussion had become very bitter and personal.
Then in his most suave way he would soothe the angry elements
and bring the Senate back to a calm consideration of the question.
When he arose on such occasions, the usual remark among those
who still kept their heads was:  "Carter will now bring out his
oil can and pour oil upon the troubled waters"--and it usually
proved effective.

Senator George F. Hoar, of Massachusetts, seemed to be a revival
of what we pictured in imagination as the statesmen who framed
the Constitution of the United States, or the senators who sat
with Webster, Clay, and Calhoun.  He was a man of lofty ideals
and devotion to public service.  He gave to each subject on which
he spoke an elevation and dignity that lifted it out of ordinary
senatorial discussions.  He had met and knew intimately most
of the historical characters in our public life for fifty years,
and was one of the most entertaining and instructive conversationalists
whom I ever met.

On the other hand, Senator Benjamin Tillman, of South Carolina,
who was an ardent admirer of Senator Hoar, was his opposite in
every way.  Tillman and I became very good friends, though at
first he was exceedingly hostile.  He hated everything which
I represented.  With all his roughness, and at the beginning
his brutality, he had a singular streak of sentiment.

I addressed the first dinner of the Gridiron Club at its organization
and have been their guest many times since.  The Gridiron Club
is an association of the newspaper correspondents at Washington,
and their dinners several times a year are looked forward to with
the utmost interest and enjoyed by everybody privileged to attend.

The Gridiron Club planned an excursion to Charleston, S. C., that
city having extended to them an invitation.  They invited me to
go with them and also Senator Tillman.  Tillman refused to be
introduced to me because I was chairman of the board of directors
of the New York Central Railroad, and he hated my associations
and associates.  We had a wonderful welcome from the most hospitable
of cities, the most beautifully located City of Charleston.  On
the many excursions, luncheons, and gatherings, I was put forward
to do the speaking, which amounted to several efforts a day during
our three days' visit.  The Gridiron stunt for Charleston was very
audacious.  There were many speakers, of course, including
Senator Tillman, who hated Charleston and the Charlestonians,
because he regarded them as aristocrats and told them so.  There
were many invited to speak who left their dinners untasted while
they devoted themselves to looking over their manuscripts, and
whose names were read in the list at the end of the dinner, but
their speeches were never called for.

On our way home we stopped for luncheon at a place outside of
Charleston.  During the luncheon an earthquake shook the table
and rattled the plates.  I was called upon to make the farewell
address for the Gridiron Club to the State of South Carolina.
Of course the earthquake and its possibilities gave an opportunity
for pathos as well as humor, and Tillman was deeply affected.
When we were on the train he came to me and with great emotion
grasped my hand and said:  "Chauncey Depew, I was mistaken about
you.  You are a damn good fellow."  And we were good friends
until he died.

I asked Tillman to what he owed his phenomenal rise and strength
in the conservative State of South Carolina.  He answered:  "We
in our State were governed by a class during the colonial period
and afterwards until the end of the Civil War.  They owned large
plantations, hundreds of thousands of negroes, were educated
for public life, represented our State admirably, and did great
service to the country.  They were aristocrats and paid little
attention to us poor farmers, who constituted the majority of
the people.  The only difference between us was that they had
been colonels or generals in the Revolutionary War, or delegates
to the Continental Congress or the Constitutional Convention, while
we had been privates, corporals, or sergeants.  They generally
owned a thousand slaves, and we had from ten to thirty.  I made
up my mind that we should have a share of the honors, and they
laughed at me.  I organized the majority and put the old families
out of business, and we became and are the rulers of the State."

Among the most brilliant debaters of any legislative body were
Senators Joseph W. Bailey, of Texas, and John C. Spooner, of
Wisconsin.  They would have adorned and given distinction to any
legislative body in the world.  Senator Albert J. Beveridge, of
Indiana, and Senator Joseph B. Foraker, of Ohio, were speakers
of a very high type.  The Senate still has the statesmanship,
eloquence, scholarship, vision, and culture of Senator Lodge,
of Massachusetts.

One of the wonders of the Senate was Senator W. M. Crane, of
Massachusetts.  He never made a speech.  I do not remember that
he ever made a motion.  Yet he was the most influential member
of that body.  His wisdom, tact, sound judgment, encyclopaedic
knowledge of public affairs and of public men made him an authority.

Senator Hanna, who was a business man pure and simple, and wholly
unfamiliar with legislative ways, developed into a speaker of
remarkable force and influence.  At the same time, on the social
side, with his frequent entertainments, he did more for the measures
in which he was interested.  They were mainly, of course, of a
financial and economic character.

One of the characters of the Senate, and one of the upheavals
of the Populist movement was Senator Jeff. Davis, of Arkansas.
Davis was loudly, vociferously, and clamorously a friend of the
people.  Precisely what he did to benefit the people was never
very clear, but if we must take his word for it, he was the only
friend the people had.  Among his efforts to help the people was
to denounce big business of all kinds and anything which gave large
employment or had great capital.  I think that in his own mind
the ideal state would have been made of small landowners and
an occasional lawyer.  He himself was a lawyer.

One day he attacked me, as I was sitting there listening to him,
in a most vicious way, as the representative of big corporations,
especially railroads, and one of the leading men in the worst
city in the world, New York, and as the associate of bankers and
capitalists.  When he finished Senator Crane went over to his seat
and told him that he had made a great mistake, warned him that
he had gone so far that I might be dangerous to him personally,
but in addition to that, with my ridicule and humor, I would make
him the laughing-stock of the Senate and of the country.  Jeff,
greatly alarmed, waddled over to my seat and said:  "Senator Depew,
I hope you did not take seriously what I said.  I did not mean
anything against you.  I won't do it again, but I thought that you
would not care, because it won't hurt you, and it does help me
out in Arkansas."  I replied:  "Jeff, old man, if it helps you,
do it as often as you like."  Needless to say, he did not repeat.

I have always been deeply interested in the preservation of the
forests and a warm advocate of forest preservers.  I made a study
of the situation of the Appalachian Mountains, where the lumberman
was doing his worst, and millions of acres of fertile soil from the
denuded hills were being swept by the floods into the ocean every
year.  I made a report from my committee for the purchase of this
preserve, affecting, as it did, eight States, and supported it
in a speech.  Senator Eugene Hale, a Senate leader of controlling
influence, had been generally opposed to this legislation.  He
became interested, and, when I had finished my speech, came over
to me and said:  "I never gave much attention to this subject.
You have convinced me and this bill should be passed at once,
and I will make the motion."  Several senators from the States
affected asked for delay in order that they might deliver speeches
for local consumption.  The psychological moment passed and that
legislation could not be revived until ten years afterwards, and
then in a seriously modified form.

I worked very hard for the American mercantile marine.  A subsidy
of four million dollars a year in mail contracts would have been
sufficient, in addition to the earnings of the ships, to have given
us lines to South and Central America, Australia, and Asia.

Shakespeare's famous statement that a rose by any other name
would smell as sweet has exceptions.  In the psychology of the
American mind the word subsidy is fatal to any measure.  After
the most careful investigation, while I was in the Senate, I
verified this statement, that a mail subsidy of four millions
a year would give to the United States a mercantile marine which
would open new trade routes for our commerce.  This contribution
would enable the ship-owners to meet the losses which made it
impossible for them to compete with the ships of other countries,
some having subsidies and all under cheaper expenses of operation.
It would not all be a contribution because part of it was a
legitimate charge for carrying the mails.  The word subsidy,
however, could be relied upon to start a flood of fiery oratory,
charging that the people of the United States were to be taxed
to pour money into the pockets of speculators in New York and
financial crooks in Wall Street.

We have now created a mercantile marine through the Shipping Board
which is the wonder and amazement of the world.  It has cost about
five hundred millions.  Part of it is junk already, and a part
available is run at immense loss, owing to discriminatory laws.
Recently a bill was presented to Congress for something like sixty
millions of dollars to make up the losses in the operations of our
mercantile marine for the year.  While a subsidy of four millions
under private management would have been a success but was vetoed
as a crime, the sixty millions are hailed as a patriotic contribution
to public necessity.

A river and harbor bill of from thirty to fifty millions of dollars
was eagerly anticipated and enthusiastically supported.  It was
known to be a give and take, a swap and exchange, where a few
indispensable improvements had to carry a large number of dredgings
of streams, creeks, and bayous, which never could be made navigable.
Many millions a year were thrown away in these river and harbor
bills, but four millions a year to restore the American mercantile
marine aroused a flood of indignant eloquence, fierce protest,
and wild denunciation of capitalists, who would build and own
ships, and it was always fatal to the mercantile marine.

Happily the war has, among its benefits, demonstrated to the
interior and mountain States that a merchant marine is as necessary
to the United States as its navy, and that we cannot hope to expand
and retain our trade unless we have the ships.

I remember one year when the river and harbor bill came up for
passage on the day before final adjournment.  The hour had been
fixed by both Houses, and, therefore, could not be extended by
one House.  The administration was afraid of the bill because of
the many indefensible extravagances there were in it.  At the
same time, it had so many political possibilities that the president
was afraid to veto it.  Senator Carter was always a loyal
administration man, and so he was put forward to talk the bill
to death.  He kept it up without yielding the floor for thirteen
hours, and until the hour of adjournment made action upon the
measure impossible.

I sat there all night long, watching this remarkable effort.  The
usual obstructor soon uses up all his own material and then sends
pages of irrelevant matter to the desk for the clerk to read, or
he reads himself from the pages of the Record, or from books,
but Carter stuck to his text.  He was a man of wit and humor.
Many items in the river and harbor bill furnished him with an
opportunity of showing how creeks and trout streams were to be
turned by the magic of the money of the Treasury into navigable
rivers, and inaccessible ponds were to be dredged into harbors
to float the navies of the world.

The speech was very rich in anecdotes and delightful in its success
by an adroit attack of tempting a supporter of the measure into
aiding the filibuster by indignantly denying the charge which
Carter had made against him.  By this method Carter would get
a rest by the folly of his opponent.  The Senate was full and
the galleries were crowded during the whole night, and when the
gavel of the vice-president announced that no further debate was
admissible and the time for adjournment had arrived, and began
to make his farewell speech, Carter took his seat amidst the wreck
of millions and the hopes of the exploiters, and the Treasury
of the United States had been saved by an unexpected champion.

The country does not appreciate the tremendous power of the
committees, as legislative business constantly increases with
almost geometrical progression.  The legislation of the country
is handled almost entirely in committees.  It requires a possible
revolution to overcome the hostility of a committee, even if the
House and the country are otherwise minded.  Some men whose names
do not appear at all in the Congressional Record, and seldom in
the newspapers, have a certain talent for drudgery and detail
which is very rare, and when added to shrewdness and knowledge
of human nature makes such a senator or representative a force
to be reckoned with on committees.  Such a man is able to hold
up almost anything.

I found during my Washington life the enormous importance of its
social side.  Here are several hundred men in the two Houses of
Congress, far above the average in intelligence, force of character,
and ability to accomplish things.  Otherwise they would not have
been elected.  They are very isolated and enjoy far beyond those
who have the opportunity of club life, social attentions.  At dinner
the real character of the guest comes out, and he is most responsive
to these attentions.  Mrs. Depew and I gave a great many dinners,
to our intense enjoyment and, I might say, education.  By this
method I learned to know in a way more intimate than otherwise
would have been possible many of the most interesting characters
I have ever met.

Something must be done, and that speedily, to bridge the widening
chasm between the Executive and the Congress.  Our experience
with President Wilson has demonstrated this.  As a self-centred
autocrat, confident of himself and suspicious of others, hostile to
advice or discussion, he became the absolute master of the Congress
while his party was in the majority.

The Congress, instead of being a co-ordinate branch, was really
in session only to accept, adopt, and put into laws the imperious
will of the president.  When, however, the majority changed, there
being no confidence between the executive and the legislative
branch of the government, the necessary procedure was almost
paralyzed.  The president was unyielding and the Congress insisted
upon the recognition of its constitutional rights.  Even if the
president is, as McKinley was, in close and frequent touch with
the Senate and the House of Representatives, the relation is
temporary and unequal, and not what it ought to be, automatic.

Happily we have started a budget system; but the Cabinet should
have seats on the floor of the Houses, and authority to answer
questions and participate in debates.  Unless our system was
radically changed, we could not adopt the English plan of selecting
the members of the Cabinet entirely from the Senate and the House.
But we could have an administration always in close touch with
the Congress if the Cabinet members were in attendance when matters
affecting their several departments were under discussion and action.

I heard Senator Nelson W. Aldrich, who was one of the shrewdest and
ablest legislators of our generation, say that if business methods
were applied to the business of the government in a way in which
he could do it, there would be a saving of three hundred millions
of dollars a year.  We are, since the Great War, facing
appropriations of five or six billions of dollars a year.  I think
the saving of three hundred millions suggested by Senator Aldrich
could be increased in proportion to the vast increase in appropriations.

There has been much discussion about restricting unlimited debates
in the Senate and adopting a rigid closure rule.  My own recollection
is that during my twelve years unlimited discussion defeated no
good measure, but talked many bad ones to death.  There is a curious
feature in legislative discussion, and that is the way in which
senators who have accustomed themselves to speak every day on
each question apparently increase their vocabulary as their ideas
evaporate.  Two senators in my time, who could be relied upon
to talk smoothly as the placid waters of a running brook for an
hour or more every day, had the singular faculty of apparently
saying much of importance while really developing no ideas.
In order to understand them, while the Senate would become empty
by its members going to their committee rooms, I would be a patient
listener.  I finally gave that up because, though endowed with
reasonable intelligence and an intense desire for knowledge,
I never could grasp what they were driving at.



XVI.  AMBASSADORS AND MINISTERS

The United States has always been admirably represented at the
Court of St. James.  I consider it as a rare privilege and a
delightful memory that I have known well these distinguished
ambassadors and ministers who served during my time.  I was not
in England while Charles Francis Adams was a minister, but his
work during the Civil War created intense interest in America.
It is admitted that he prevented Great Britain from taking such
action as would have prolonged the war and endangered the purpose
which Mr. Lincoln was trying to accomplish, namely, the preservation
of the Union.  His curt answer to Lord John Russell, "This means
war," changed the policy of the British Government.

James Russell Lowell met every requirement of the position, but,
more than that, his works had been read and admired in England
before his appointment.  Literary England welcomed him with open
arms, and official England soon became impressed with his diplomatic
ability.  He was one of the finest after-dinner speakers, and that
brought him in contact with the best of English public life.  He
told me an amusing instance.  As soon as he was appointed, everybody
who expected to meet him sent to the book stores and purchased
his works.  Among them, of course, was the "Biglow Papers."  One
lady asked him if he had brought Mrs. Biglow with him.

The secretary of the embassy, William J. Hoppin, was a very
accomplished gentleman.  He had been president of the Union
League Club, and I knew him very well.  I called one day at
the embassy with an American living in Europe to ask for a favor
for this fellow countryman.  The embassy was overwhelmed with
Americans asking favors, so Hoppin, without looking at me or
waiting for the request, at once brought out his formula for sliding
his visitors on an inclined plane into the street.  He said:  "Every
American--and there are thousands of them--who comes to London
visits the embassy.  They all want to be invited to Buckingham
Palace or to have cards to the House of Lords or the House of
Commons.  Our privileges in that respect are very few, so few that
we can satisfy hardly anybody.  Why Americans, when there is so
much to see in this old country from which our ancestry came, and
with whose literature we are so familiar, should want to try to get
into Buckingham Palace or the Houses of Parliament is incomprehensible.
There is a very admirable cattle show at Reading.  I have a few
tickets and will give them to you, gentlemen, gladly.  You will
find the show exceedingly interesting."

I took the tickets, but if there is anything of which I am not a
qualified judge, it is prize cattle.  That night, at a large dinner
given by a well-known English host, my friend Hoppin was present,
and at once greeted me with warm cordiality.  Of course, he had
no recollections of the morning meeting.  Our host, as usual when
a new American is present, wanted to know if I had any fresh
American stories, and I told with some exaggeration and embroidery
the story of the Reading cattle show.  Dear old Hoppin was
considerably embarrassed at the chafing he received, but took it
in good part, and thereafter the embassy was entirely at my service.

Mr. Edward J. Phelps was an extraordinary success.  He was a great
lawyer, and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the
United States told me that there was no one who appeared before
that Court whose arguments were more satisfactory and convincing
than those of Mr. Phelps.  He had the rare distinction of being a
frequent guest at the Benchers' dinners in London.  One of the
English judges told me that at a Benchers' dinner the judges were
discussing a novel point which had arisen in one of the cases
recently before them.  He said that in the discussion in which
Mr. Phelps was asked to participate, the view which the United States
minister presented was so forcible that the decision, which had
been practically agreed upon, was changed to meet Mr. Phelps's
view.  I was at several of Mr. Phelps's dinners.  They were
remarkable gatherings of the best in almost every department of
English life.

At one of his dinners I had a delightful talk with Browning,
the poet.  Browning told me that as a young man he was several
times a guest at the famous breakfasts of the poet and banker,
Samuel Rogers.  Rogers, he said, was most arbitrary at these
breakfasts with his guests, and rebuked him severely for venturing
beyond the limits within which he thought a young poet should
be confined.

Mr. Browning said that nothing gratified him so much as the
popularity of his works in the United States.  He was especially
pleased and also embarrassed by our Browning societies, of which
there seemed to be a great many over here.  They sent him papers
which were read by members of the societies, interpreting his poems.
These American friends discovered meanings which had never occurred
to him, and were to him an entirely novel view of his own
productions.  He also mentioned that every one sent him presents
and souvenirs, all of them as appreciations and some as suggestions
and help.  Among these were several cases of American wine.  He
appreciated the purpose of the gifts, but the fluid did not
appeal to him.

He told me he was a guest at one time at the dinners given to
the Shah of Persia.  This monarch was a barbarian, but the
British Foreign Office had asked and extended to him every possible
courtesy, because of the struggle then going on as to whether
Great Britain or France or Russia should have the better part of
Persia.  France and Russia had entertained him with lavish
military displays and other governmental functions, which a
democratic country like Great Britain could not duplicate.  So
the Foreign Office asked all who had great houses in London or
in the country, and were lavish entertainers, to do everything they
could for the Shah.

Browning was present at a great dinner given for the Shah at
Stafford House, the home of the Duke of Sutherland, and the finest
palace in London.  Every guest was asked, in order to impress
the Shah, to come in all the decorations to which they were entitled.
The result was that the peers came in their robes, which they
otherwise would not have thought of wearing on such an occasion,
and all others in the costumes of honor significant of their rank.
Browning said he had received a degree at Oxford and that entitled
him to a scarlet cloak.  He was so outranked, because the guests
were placed according to rank, that he sat at the foot of the
table.  The Shah said to his host:  "Who is that distinguished
gentleman in the scarlet cloak at the other end of the table?"
The host answered:  "That is one of our greatest poets."  "That
is no place for a poet," remarked the Shah; "bring him up here
and let him sit next to me."  So at the royal command the poet
took the seat of honor.  The Shah said to Browning:  "I am mighty
glad to have you near me, for I am a poet myself."

It was at this dinner that Browning heard the Shah say to the
Prince of Wales, who sat at the right of the Shah:  "This is a
wonderful palace.  Is it royal?"  The Prince answered:  "No, it
belongs to one of our great noblemen, the Duke of Sutherland."
"Well," said the Shah, "let me give you a point.  When one of my
noblemen or subjects gets rich enough to own a palace like this,
I cut off his head and take his fortune."

A very beautiful English lady told me that she was at
Ferdinand Rothschild's, where the Shah was being entertained.
In order to minimize his acquisitive talents, the wonderful treasures
of Mr. Rothschild's house had been hidden.  The Shah asked for
an introduction to this lady and said to her:  "You are the most
beautiful woman I have seen since I have been in England.  I must
take you home with me."  "But," she said, "Your Majesty, I am
married."  "Well," he replied, "bring your husband along.  When
we get to Teheran, my capital, I will take care of him."

Mr. Phelps's talent as a speaker was quite unknown to his countrymen
before he went abroad.  While he was a minister he made several
notable addresses, which aroused a great deal of interest and
admiration in Great Britain.  He was equally happy in formal
orations and in the field of after-dinner speeches.  Mrs. Phelps
had such a phenomenal success socially that, when her husband
was recalled and they left England, the ladies of both the great
parties united, and through Lady Rosebery, the leader of the
Liberal, and Lady Salisbury, of the Conservative, women, paid her
a very unusual and complimentary tribute.

During John Hay's term as United States minister to Great Britain
my visits to England were very delightful.  Hay was one of the
most charming men in public life of his period.  He had won great
success in journalism, as an author, and in public service.  At
his house in London one would meet almost everybody worth while
in English literary, public, and social life.

In the hours of conversation with him, when I was posting him on
the latest developments in America, his comments upon the leading
characters of the time were most racy and witty.  Many of them
would have embalmed a statesman, if the epigram had been preserved,
like a fly in amber.  He had officially a very difficult task
during the Spanish War.  The sympathies of all European governments
were with Spain.  This was especially true of the Kaiser and the
German Government.  It was Mr. Hay's task to keep Great Britain
neutral and prevent her joining the general alliance to help Spain,
which some of the continental governments were fomenting.

Happily, Mr. Balfour, the British foreign minister, was cordially
and openly our friend.  He prevented this combination against
the United States.

During part of my term as a senator John Hay was secretary of state.
To visit his office and have a discussion on current affairs was
an event to be remembered.  He made a prediction, which was the
result of his own difficulties with the Senate, that on account of
the two-thirds majority necessary for the ratification of a treaty,
no important treaty sent to the Senate by the president would ever
again be ratified.  Happily this gloomy view has not turned out
to be entirely correct.

Mr. Hay saved China, in the settlement of the indemnities arising
out of the Boxer trouble, from the greed of the great powers of
Europe.  One of his greatest achievements was in proclaiming the
open door for China and securing the acquiescence of the great
powers.  It was a bluff on his part, because he never could have
had the active support of the United States, but he made his
proposition with a confidence which carried the belief that he
had no doubt on that subject.  He was fortunately dealing with
governments who did not understand the United States and do not
now.  With them, when a foreign minister makes a serious statement
of policy, it is understood that he has behind him the whole
military, naval, and financial support of his government.  But with
us it is a long road and a very rocky one, before action so serious,
with consequences so great, can receive the approval of the
war-making power in Congress.

I called on Hay one morning just as Cassini, the Russian ambassador,
was leaving.  Cassini was one of the shrewdest and ablest of
diplomats in the Russian service.  It was said that for twelve
years he had got the better of all the delegations at Pekin and
controlled that extraordinary ruler of China, the dowager queen.
Cassini told me that from his intimate associations with her he
had formed the opinion that she was quite equal to Catherine of
Russia, whom he regarded as the greatest woman sovereign who
ever lived.

Hay said to me:  "I have just had a very long and very remarkable
discussion with Cassini.  He is a revelation in the way of secret
diplomacy.  He brought to me the voluminous instructions to him
of his government on our open-door policy.  After we had gone
over them carefully, he closed his portfolio and, pushing it aside,
said:  'Now, Mr. Secretary, listen to Cassini.'  He immediately
presented an exactly opposite policy from the one in the
instructions, and a policy entirely favorable to us, and said:
'That is what my government will do.'"  It was a great loss to
Russian diplomacy when he died so early.

As senator I did all in my power to bring about the appointment
of Whitelaw Reid as ambassador to Great Britain.  He and I had
been friends ever since his beginning in journalism in New York
many years before.  Reid was then the owner and editor of the
New York Tribune, and one of the most brilliant journalists in the
country.  He was also an excellent public speaker.  His long and
intimate contact with public affairs and intimacy with public men
ideally fitted him for the appointment.  He had already served
with great credit as ambassador to France.

The compensation of our representatives abroad always has been
and still is entirely inadequate to enable them to maintain, in
comparison with the representatives of other governments, the
dignity of their own country.  All the other great powers at
the principal capitals maintain fine residences for their ambassadors,
which also is the embassy.  Our Congress, except within the last
few years, has always refused to make this provision.  The salary
which we pay is scarcely ever more than one-third the amount paid
by European governments in similar service.

I worked hard while in the Senate to improve this situation because
of my intimate knowledge of the question.  When I first began
the effort I found there was very strong belief that the whole
foreign service was an unnecessary expense.  When Mr. Roosevelt
first became president, and I had to see him frequently about
diplomatic appointments, I learned that this was his view.  He said
to me:  "This foreign business of the government, now that the
cable is perfected, can be carried on between our State Department
and the chancellery of any government in the world.  Nevertheless,
I am in favor of keeping up the diplomatic service.  All the old
nations have various methods of rewarding distinguished public
servants.  The only one we have is the diplomatic service.  So when
I appoint a man ambassador or minister, I believe that I am giving
him a decoration, and the reason I change ambassadors and ministers
is that I want as many as possible to possess it."

The longer Mr. Roosevelt remained president, and the closer he
came to our foreign relations, the more he appreciated the value
of the personal contact and intimate knowledge on the spot of
an American ambassador or minister.

Mr. Reid entertained more lavishly and hospitably than any
ambassador in England ever had, both at his London house and at
his estate in the country.  He appreciated the growing necessity
to the peace of the world and the progress of civilization of
closer union of English-speaking peoples.  At his beautiful and
delightful entertainments Americans came in contact with Englishmen
under conditions most favorable for the appreciation by each of
the other.  The charm of Mr. and Mrs. Whitelaw Reid's hospitality
was so genuine, so cordial, and so universal, that to be their
guest was an event for Americans visiting England.  There is no
capital in the world where hospitality counts for so much as in
London, and no country where the house-party brings people together
under such favorable conditions.  Both the city and the country
homes of Mr. and Mrs. Reid were universities of international
good-feeling.  Mr. Reid, on the official side, admirably represented
his country and had the most intimate relations with the governing
powers of Great Britain.

I recall with the keenest pleasure how much my old friend,
Joseph H. Choate, did to make each one of my visits to London
during his term full of the most charming and valuable recollections.
His dinners felt the magnetism of his presence, and he showed
especial skill in having, to meet his American guests, just the
famous men in London life whom the American desired to know.

Choate was a fine conversationalist, a wit and a humorist of
a high order.  His audacity won great triumphs, but if exercised
by a man less endowed would have brought him continuously into
trouble.  He had the faculty, the art, of so directing conversation
that at his entertainments everybody had a good time, and an
invitation always was highly prized.  He was appreciated most
highly by the English bench and bar.  They recognized him as the
leader of his profession in the United States.  They elected him
a Bencher of the Middle Temple, the first American to receive that
honor after an interval of one hundred and fifty years.  Choate's
witticisms and repartees became the social currency of dinner-tables
in London and week-end parties in the country.

Choate paid little attention to conventionalities, which count for
so much and are so rigidly enforced, especially in royal circles.
I had frequently been at receptions, garden-parties, and other
entertainments at Buckingham Palace in the time of Queen Victoria
and also of King Edward.  At an evening reception the diplomats
representing all the countries in the world stand in a solemn row,
according to rank and length of service.  They are covered with
decorations and gold lace.  The weight of the gold lace on some
of the uniforms of the minor powers is as great as if it were a
coat of armor.  Mr. Choate, under regulations of our diplomatic
service, could only appear in an ordinary dress suit.

While the diplomats stand in solemn array, the king and queen
go along the line and greet each one with appropriate remarks.
Nobody but an ambassador and minister gets into that brilliant
circle.  On one occasion Mr. Choate saw me standing with the other
guests outside the charmed circle and immediately left the diplomats,
came to me, and said:  "I am sure you would like to have a talk
with the queen."  He went up to Her Majesty, stated the case and
who I was, and the proposition was most graciously received.
I think the royalties were pleased to have a break in the formal
etiquette.  Mr. Choate treated the occasion, so far as I was
concerned, as if it had been a reception in New York or Salem,
and a distinguished guest wanted to meet the hosts.  The gold-laced
and bejewelled and highly decorated diplomatic circle was paralyzed.

Mr. Choate's delightful personality and original conversational
powers made him a favorite guest everywhere, but he also carried
to the platform the distinction which had won for him the reputation
of being one of the finest orators in the United States.

Choate asked at one time when I was almost nightly making speeches
at some entertainment:  "How do you do it?"  I told him I was
risking whatever reputation I had on account of very limited
preparation, that I did not let these speeches interfere at all
with my business, but that they were all prepared after I had
arrived home from my office late in the afternoon.  Sometimes
they came easy, and I reached the dinner in time; at other times
they were more difficult, and I did not arrive till the speaking
had begun.  Then he said:  "I enjoy making these after-dinner
addresses more than any other work.  It is a perfect delight for
me to speak to such an audience, but I have not the gift of quick
and easy preparation.  I accept comparatively few of the constant
invitations I receive, because when I have to make such a speech
I take a corner in the car in the morning going to my office,
exclude all the intruding public with a newspaper and think all
the way down.  I continue the same process on my way home in
the evening, and it takes about three days of this absorption and
exclusiveness, with some time in the evenings, to get an address
with which I am satisfied."

The delicious humor of these efforts of Mr. Choate and the wonderful
way in which he could expose a current delusion, or what he thought
was one, and produce an impression not only on his audience but
on the whole community, when his speech was printed in the
newspapers, was a kind of effort which necessarily required
preparation.  In all the many times I heard him, both at home and
abroad, he never had a failure and sometimes made a sensation.

Among the many interesting characters whom I met on shipboard
was Emory Storrs, a famous Chicago lawyer.  Storrs was a genius
of rare talent as an advocator.  He also on occasions would make
a most successful speech, but his efforts were unequal.  At one
session of the National Bar Association he carried off all honors
at their banquet.  Of course, they wanted him the next year, but
then he failed entirely to meet their expectations..  Storrs was
one of the most successful advocates at the criminal bar, especially
in murder cases.  He rarely failed to get an acquittal for his
client.  He told me many interesting stories of his experiences.
He had a wide circuit, owing to his reputation, and tried cases
far distant from home.

I remember one of his experiences in an out-of-the-way county of
Arkansas.  The hotel where they all stopped was very primitive,
and he had the same table with the judge.  The most attractive
offer for breakfast by the landlady was buckwheat-cakes.  She
appeared with a jug of molasses and said to the judge:  "Will you
have a trickle or a dab?"  The judge answered:  "A dab."  She then
ran her fingers around the jug and slapped a huge amount of molasses
on the judge's cakes.  Storrs said:  "I think I prefer a trickle."
Whereupon she dipped her fingers again in the jug and let the
drops fall from them on Storrs's cakes.  The landlady was
disappointed because her cakes were unpopular with such
distinguished gentlemen.

Once Storrs was going abroad on the same ship with me on a sort
of semi-diplomatic mission.  He was deeply read in English literature
and, as far as a stranger could be, familiar with the places made
famous in English and foreign classics.

He was one of the factors, as chairman of the Illinois delegation,
of the conditions which made possible the nomination of Garfield
and Arthur.  In the following presidential campaign he took an
active and very useful part.  Then he brought all the influences
that he could use, and they were many, to bear upon President Arthur
to make him attorney-general.  Arthur was a strict formalist and
could not tolerate the thought of having such an eccentric genius
in his Cabinet.  Storrs was not only disappointed but hurt that
Arthur declined to appoint him.

To make him happy his rich clients--and he had many of them--raised
a handsome purse and urged him to make a European trip.  Then
the president added to the pleasure of his journey by giving him
an appointment as a sort of roving diplomat, with special duties
relating to the acute trouble then existing in regard to the
admission of American cattle into Great Britain.  They were barred
because of a supposed infectious disease.

Storrs's weakness was neckties.  He told me that he had three
hundred and sixty-five, a new one for every day.  He would come
on deck every morning, display his fresh necktie, and receive
a compliment upon its color and appropriateness, and then take
from his pocket a huge water-proof envelope.  From this he would
unroll his parchment appointment as a diplomat, and the letters
he had to almost every one of distinction in Europe.  On the last
day, going through the same ceremony, he said to me:  "I am not
showing you these things out of vanity, but to impress upon you
the one thing I most want to accomplish in London.  I desire to
compel James Russell Lowell, our minister, to give me a dinner."

Probably no man in the world could be selected so antipathetic
to Lowell as Emory Storrs.  Mr. Lowell told me that he was annoyed
that the president should have sent an interloper to meddle with
negotiations which he had in successful progress to a satisfactory
conclusion.  So he invited Storrs to dinner, and then Storrs took
no further interest in his diplomatic mission.

Mr. Lowell told me that he asked Storrs to name whoever he wanted
to invite.  He supposed from his general analysis of the man that
Storrs would want the entire royal family.  He was delighted to
find that the selection was confined entirely to authors, artists,
and scientists.

On my return trip Mr. Storrs was again a fellow passenger.  He
was very enthusiastic over the places of historic interest he had
visited, and eloquent and graphic in descriptions of them and of
his own intense feelings when he came in contact with things he
had dreamed of most of his life.

"But," he said, "I will tell you of my greatest adventure.  I was
in the picture-gallery at Dresden, and in that small room where
hangs Raphael's 'Madonna.'  I was standing before this wonderful
masterpiece of divine inspiration when I felt the room crowded.
I discovered that the visitors were all Americans and all looking
at me.  I said to them:  'Ladies and gentlemen, you are here in
the presence of the most wonderful picture ever painted.  If you
study it, you can see that there is little doubt but with all his
genius Raphael in this work had inspiration from above, and yet
you, as Americans, instead of availing yourselves of the rarest
of opportunities, have your eyes bent on me.  I am only a Chicago
lawyer wearing a Chicago-made suit of clothes.'

"A gentleman stepped forward and said:  'Mr. Storrs, on behalf
of your countrymen and countrywomen present, I wish to say that
you are of more interest to us than all the works of Raphael put
together, because we understand that James Russell Lowell,
United States Minister to Great Britain, gave you a dinner.'"

One other incident in my acquaintance with Mr. Storrs was original.
I heard the story of it both from him and Lord Coleridge, and they
did not differ materially.  Lord Coleridge, Chief Justice of England,
was a most welcome visitor when he came to the United States.
He received invitations from the State Bar Associations everywhere
to accept their hospitality.  I conducted him on part of his trip
and found him one of the most able and delightful of men.  He was
a very fine speaker, more in our way than the English, and made
a first-class impression upon all the audiences he addressed.

At Chicago Lord Coleridge was entertained by the Bar Association
of the State of Illinois.  Storrs, who was an eminent member of
the bar of that State, came to him and said:  "Now, Lord Coleridge,
you have been entertained by the Bar Association.  I want you
to know the real men of the West, the captains of industry who
have created this city, built our railroads, and made the Great West
what it is."  Coleridge replied that he did not want to go outside
bar associations, and he could not think of making another speech
in Chicago.  Storrs assured him it would be purely a private affair
and no speeches permitted.

The dinner was very late, but when they sat down Lord Coleridge
noticed a distinguished-looking gentleman, instead of eating his
dinner, correcting a manuscript.  He said:  "Mr. Storrs, I understood
there was to be no speaking."  "Well," said Storrs, "you can't get
Americans together unless some one takes the floor.  That man
with the manuscript is General and Senator John A. Logan, one of
our most distinguished citizens."  Just then a reporter came up
to Storrs and said:  "Mr. Storrs, we have the slips of your speech
in our office, and it is now set up with the laughter and applause
in their proper places.  The editor sent me up to see if you wanted
to add anything."  Of course Lord Coleridge was in for it and had
to make another speech.

The cause of the lateness of the dinner is the most original
incident that I know of in historic banquets.  Storrs received
great fees and had a large income, but was very careless about
his business matters.  One of his creditors obtained a judgment
against him.  The lawyer for this creditor was a guest at this
dinner and asked the landlord of the hotel if the dinner had been
paid for in advance.  The landlord answered in the affirmative,
and so the lawyer telephoned to the sheriff, and had the dinner
levied upon.  The sheriff refused to allow it to be served until
the judgment was satisfied.  There were at least a hundred millions
of dollars represented among the guests, packers, elevator men,
real-estate operators, and grain operators, but millionaires
and multimillionaires in dress suits at a banquet never have any
money on their persons.  So it was an hour or more before the
sheriff was satisfied.  Lord Coleridge was intensely amused and
related the adventure with great glee.

Several years afterwards Lord Coleridge had some difficulty in
his family which came into the courts of England.  I do not remember
just what it was all about, but Storrs, in reading the gossip which
came across the cable, decided against the chief justice.
Lord Coleridge told me he received from Storrs a cable reading
something like this:  "I have seen in our papers about your attitude
in the suit now pending.  I therefore inform you that as far as
possible I withdraw the courtesies which I extended to you in
Chicago."  In this unique way Storrs cancelled the dinner which
was given and seized by the sheriff years ago.

I met Storrs many times, and he was always not only charming but
fascinating.  He was very witty, full of anecdotes, and told a
story with dramatic effect.  Except for his eccentricities he might
have taken the highest place in his profession.  As it was, he
acquired such fame that an admirer has written a very good
biography of him.



XVII.  GOVERNORS OF NEW YORK STATE

There is nothing more interesting than to see the beginning of a
controversy which makes history.  It is my good fortune to have
been either a spectator or a participant on several occasions.

William M. Tweed was at the height of his power.  He was the master
of New York City, and controlled the legislature of the State.
The rapid growth and expansion of New York City had necessitated
a new charter, or very radical improvements in the existing one.
Tweed, as chairman of the Senate committee on cities, had staged
a large and spectacular hearing at the State Capitol at Albany.
It was attended by a large body of representative citizens from
the metropolis.  Some spoke for civic and commercial bodies, and
there were also other prominent men who were interested.  Everybody
interested in public affairs in Albany at the time attended.  Not
only was there a large gathering of legislators, but there were
also in the audience judges, lawyers, and politicians from all
parts of the State.

After hearing from the Chamber of Commerce and various reform
organizations, Mr. Samuel J. Tilden came forward with a complete
charter.  It was soon evident that he was better prepared and
informed on the subject than any one present.  He knew intimately
the weaknesses of the present charter, and had thought out with
great care and wisdom what was needed in new legislation.

From the contemptuous way in which Senator Tweed treated Mr. Tilden,
scouted his plans, and ridiculed his propositions, it was evident
that the whole scheme had been staged as a State-wide spectacle
to humiliate and end the political career of Samuel J. Tilden.

In answer to Tilden's protest against this treatment, Tweed loudly
informed him that he represented no one but himself, that he had
neither influence nor standing in the city, that he was an
intermeddler with things that did not concern him, and a
general nuisance.

Mr. Tilden turned ashy white, and showed evidences of suppressed
rage and vindictiveness more intense than I ever saw in any one
before, and abruptly left the hearing.

I knew Mr. Tilden very well, and from contact with him in railroad
matters had formed a high opinion of his ability and acquirements.
He had a keen, analytic mind, tireless industry, and a faculty
for clarifying difficulties and untangling apparently impossible
problems to a degree that amounted to genius.

In reference to what had happened, I said to a friend:  "Mr. Tweed
must be very confident of his position and of his record, for he
has deliberately defied and invited the attacks of a relentless
and merciless opponent by every insult which could wound the
pride and incite the hatred of the man so ridiculed and abused.
Mr. Tilden is a great lawyer.  He has made a phenomenal success
financially, he has powerful associates in financial and business
circles, and is master of his time for any purpose to which he
chooses to apply it."

It was not long before one of the most remarkable and exhaustive
investigations ever conducted by an individual into public records,
books, ledgers, bank-accounts, and contracts, revealed to the
public the whole system of governing the city.  This master mind
solved the problems so that they were plain to the average citizen
as the simplest sum in arithmetic, or that two and two make four.

The result was the destruction of the power of Tweed and his
associates, of their prosecution and conviction, and of the
elevation of Samuel J. Tilden to a State and national figure of
the first importance.  He not only became in the public mind a
leader of reforms in government, municipal, State, and national,
but embodied in the popular imagination REFORM ITSELF.

Mr. Tilden carried this same indefatigable industry and power
of organization into a canvass for governor.  His agencies reached
not only the counties and towns, but the election districts of the
State.  He called into existence a new power in politics--the young
men.  The old leaders were generally against him, but he discovered
in every locality ambitious, resourceful, and courageous youngsters
and made them his lieutenants.  This unparalleled preparation made
him the master of his party and the governor of the State.

After the election he invited me to come and see him at the
Executive Mansion in Albany, and in the course of the conversation
he said:  "In your speeches in the campaign against me you were
absolutely fair, and as a fair and open-minded opponent I want to
have a frank talk.  I am governor of the State, elected upon an
issue which is purely local.  The Democratic party is at present
without principles or any definite issue on which to appeal to
the public.  If I am to continue in power we must find an issue.
The Erie Canal is not only a State affair, but a national one.
Its early construction opened the great Northwest, and it was for
years the only outlet to the seaboard.  The public not only in
the State of New York, but in the West, believes that there has
been, and is, corruption in the construction and management of
the Canal.  This great waterway requires continuing contracts for
continuing repairs, and the people believe that these contracts
are given to favorites, and that the work is either not performed
at all or is badly done.  I believe that matter ought to be looked
into and the result will largely justify the suspicion prevalent
in the public mind.  I want your judgment on the question and
what will be the effect upon me."

I then frankly answered him:  "Governor, there is no doubt it will
be a popular movement, but you know that the Canal contractors
control the machinery of your party, and I cannot tell what the
effect of that may be upon what you desire, which is a second term."

"Those contractors," he said, "are good Democrats, and their
ability to secure the contracts depends upon Democratic supremacy.
A prosecution against them has been tried so often that they have
little fear of either civil or criminal actions, and I think they
will accept the issue as the only one which will keep their party
in power."

It is a part of the history of the time that he made the issue so
interesting that he became a national figure of the first importance
and afterwards the candidate of his party for President of the
United States.  Not only that, but he so impressed the people
that popular judgment is still divided as to whether or not he was
rightfully elected president.

Once I was coming from the West after a tour of inspection, and
when we left Albany the conductor told me that Governor Tilden
was on the train.  I immediately called and found him very
uncomfortable, because he said he was troubled with boils.  I
invited him into the larger compartment which I had, and made
him as comfortable as possible.  His conversation immediately
turned upon the second term and he asked what I, as a Republican,
thought of his prospects as the result of his administration.  We
had hardly entered upon the subject when a very excited gentleman
burst into the compartment and said:  "Governor, I have been
looking for you everywhere.  I went to your office at the Capitol
and to the Executive Mansion, but learned you were here and barely
caught the train.  You know who I am."  (The governor knew he
was mayor of a city.)  "I want to see you confidentially."

The governor said to him:  "I have entire confidence in my
Republican friend here.  You can trust him.  Go on."

I knew the mayor very well, and under ordinary conditions he would
have insisted on the interview with the governor being private
and personal.  But he was so excited and bursting with rage that
he went right on.  The mayor fairly shouted:  "It is the station
agent of the New York Central Railroad in our city of whom I
complain.  He is active in politics and controls the Democratic
organization in our county.  He is working to prevent myself and
my friends and even ex-Governor Seymour from being delegates
to the national convention.  It is to the interest of our party,
in fact, I may say, the salvation of our party in our county that
this New York Central agent be either removed or silenced, and
I want you to see Mr. Vanderbilt on the subject."

The governor sympathized with the mayor and dismissed him.  Then
in a quizzical way he asked me:  "Do you know this agent?"

"Yes," I answered.

"What do you think of him?"

"I know nothing about his political activities," I answered, "but he
is one of the most efficient employees of the company in the State."

"Well," said the governor, "I am glad to hear you say so.  He was
down to see me the other night; in fact, I sent for him, and I
formed a very high opinion of his judgment and ability."

As a matter of fact, the governor had selected him to accomplish
this very result which the mayor had said would ruin the party in
the county.

When the New York Democratic delegation left the city for the
Democratic national convention they had engaged a special train
to leave from the Grand Central Station.  I went down to see that
the arrangements were perfected for its movement.  It was a
hilarious crowd, and the sides of the cars were strung with Tilden
banners.

Mr. Tilden was there also to see them off.  After bidding good-by
to the leaders, and with a whispered conference with each, the
mass of delegates and especially reporters, of whom there was a
crowd, wished to engage him in conversation.  He spied me and
immediately hurried me into one of the alcoves, apparently for
a private conversation.  The crowd, of course, gathered around,
anxious to know what it was all about.  He asked me a few questions
about the health of my family and then added:  "Don't leave me.
I want to avoid all these people, and we will talk until the train
is off and the crowd disperses."

Life was a burden for me the rest of the day and evening, made
so by the newspaper men and Democratic politicians trying to find
out what the mysterious chief had revealed to me in the alcove of
the Grand Central.

I was very much gratified when meeting him after the fierce battles
for the presidency were over, to have him grasp me by the hand
and say:  "You were about the only one who treated me absolutely
fairly during the campaign."

I love little incidents about great men.  Mr. Tilden was intensely
human and a great man.

Doctor Buckley, who was at the head of the Methodist Book Concern
in New York, and one of the most delightful of men, told me that
there came into his office one day a Methodist preacher from one
of the mining districts of Pennsylvania, who said to him:  "My church
burned down.  We had no insurance.  We are poor people, and,
therefore, I have come to New York to raise money to rebuild it."

The doctor told him that New York was overrun from all parts of
the country with applicants for help, and that he thought he would
have great difficulty in his undertaking.

"Well," the preacher said, "I am going to see Mr. Tilden."

Doctor Buckley could not persuade him that his mission was next
to impossible, and so this rural clergyman started for Gramercy Park.
When he returned he told the doctor of his experience.

"I rang the bell," he said, "and when the door was opened I saw
Governor Tilden coming down the stairs.  I rushed in and told him
hastily who I was before the man at the door could stop me, and
he invited me into his library.  I stated my mission, and he said
he was so overwhelmed with applications that he did not think he
could do anything.  'But, governor,' I said, 'my case differs from
all others.  My congregation is composed of miners, honest,
hardworking people.  They have hitherto been Republicans on the
protection issue, but they were so impressed by you as a great
reformer that they all voted for you in the last election.'  The
governor said:  'Tell that story again.'  So I started again to
tell him about my church, but he interrupted me, saying:  'Not that,
but about the election.'  So I told him again about their having,
on account of their admiration for him as a reformer, turned from
the Republican party and voted the Democratic ticket.  Then the
governor said:  'Well, I think you have a most meritorious case,
and so I will give you all I have.'"

Doctor Buckley interrupted him hastily, saying:  "Great heavens,
are you going to build a cathedral?"

"No," answered the clergyman; "all he had in his pocket was two
dollars and fifty cents."

Governor Tilden had many followers and friends whose admiration
for him amounted almost to adoration.  They believed him capable
of everything, and they were among the most intelligent and able men
of the country.

John Bigelow, journalist, author, and diplomat, was always sounding
his greatness, both with tongue and pen.  Abram S. Hewitt was an
equally enthusiastic friend and admirer.  Both of these gentlemen,
the latter especially, were, I think, abler than Mr. Tilden, but
did not have his hypnotic power.

I was dining one night with Mr. Hewitt, whose dinners were always
events to be remembered, when Mr. Tilden became the subject of
discussion.  After incidents illustrating his manifold distinctions
had been narrated, Mr. Hewitt said that Mr. Tilden was the only one
in America and outside of royalties in Europe who had some
blue-labelled Johannisberger.  This famous wine from the vineyards
of Prince Metternich on the Rhine was at that time reported to be
absorbed by the royal families of Europe.

Our host said:  "The bouquet of this wonderful beverage is unusually
penetrating and diffusing, and a proof is that one night at a dinner
in the summer, with the windows all open, the guests noticed this
peculiar aroma in the air.  I said to them that Governor Tilden had
opened a bottle of his Johannisberger."

The governor's residence was on the other side of Gramercy Park
from Mr. Hewitt's.  The matter was so extraordinary that everybody
at the table went across the park, and when they were admitted
they found the governor in his library enjoying his bottle of
blue-labelled Johannisberger.

When Mr. Tilden was elected governor, my friend, General Husted,
was speaker of the assembly, which was largely Republican.  The
governor asked General Husted to come down in the evening, because
he wanted to consult him about the improvements and alterations
necessary for the Executive Mansion, and to have the speaker secure
the appropriation.  During the discussion the governor placed
before the speaker a bottle of rare whiskey, with the usual
accompaniments.  In front of the governor was a bottle of his
Johannisberger and a small liqueur glass, a little larger than
a thimble, from which the governor would from time to time taste
a drop of this rare and exquisite fluid.  The general, after a
while, could not restrain his curiosity any longer and said:
"Governor, what is that you are drinking?"

The governor explained its value and the almost utter impossibility
of securing any.

"Well, governor," said Speaker Husted, "I never saw any before
and I think I will try it."  He seized the bottle, emptied it in
his goblet and announced to the astonished executive that he was
quite right in his estimate of its excellence.

The governor lost a bottle of his most cherished treasure but
received from the Republican legislature all the appropriation
he desired for the Executive Mansion.

It has been my good fortune to know well the governors of our
State of New York, commencing with Edmund D. Morgan.  With many
of them I was on terms of close intimacy.  I have already spoken of
Governors Seymour, Fenton, Dix, Tilden, Cleveland, and Roosevelt.
It might be better to confine my memory to those who have joined
the majority.

Lucius Robinson was an excellent executive of the business type,
as also were Alonzo B. Cornell and Levi P. Morton.  Frank S. Black
was in many ways original.  He was an excellent governor, but
very different from the usual routine.  In the Spanish-American War
he had a definite idea that the National Guard of our State should
not go into the service of the United States as regiments, but
as individual volunteers.  The Seventh Regiment, which was the
crack organization of the Guard, was severely criticised because
they did not volunteer.  They refused to go except as the Seventh
Regiment, and their enemies continued to assail them as tin soldiers.

General Louis Fitzgerald and Colonel Appleton came to me very
much disturbed by this condition.  General Russell A. Alger,
secretary of war, was an intimate friend of mine, and I went to
Washington and saw him and the president on the acute condition
affecting the reputation of the Seventh Regiment.

General Alger said:  "We are about to make a desperate assault
upon the fortifications of Havana.  Of course there will be many
casualties and the fighting most severe.  Will the Seventh join
that expedition?"

The answer of General Fitzgerald and Colonel Appleton was emphatic
that the Seventh would march with full ranks on the shortest possible
notice.  Governor Black would not change his view of how the
National Guard should go, and so the Seventh was never called.
It seems only proper that I should make a record of this patriotic
proposition made by this organization.

Governor Black developed after he became governor, and especially
after he had retired from office, into a very effective orator.
He had a fine presence and an excellent delivery.  He was fond
of preparing epigrams, and became a master in this sort of literature.
When he had occasion to deliver an address, it would be almost
wholly made up of these detached gems, each perfect in itself.
The only other of our American orators who cultivated successfully
this style of speech was Senator John J. Ingalls, of Kansas.  It is
a style very difficult to attain or to make successful.

David B. Hill was an extraordinary man in many ways.  He was
governor for three terms and United States senator for one.  His
whole life was politics.  He was a trained lawyer and an excellent
one, but his heart and soul was in party control, winning popular
elections, and the art of governing.  He consolidated the rural
elements of his party so effectively that he compelled Tammany Hall
to submit to his leadership and to recognize him as its master.

For many years, and winning in every contest, Governor Hill
controlled the organization and the policies of the Democratic
party of the State of New York.  In a plain way he was an effective
speaker, but in no sense an orator.  He contested with Cleveland
for the presidency, but in that case ran against a stronger and
bigger personality than he had ever encountered, and lost.  He
rose far above the average and made his mark upon the politics
of his State and upon the United States Senate while he was a member.

Levi P. Morton brought to the governorship business ability which
had made him one of the great merchants and foremost bankers.
As Governor of the State of New York, United States Minister to
France, Congressman, and Vice-President of the United States,
he filled every position with grace, dignity, and ability.  A
lovable personality made him most popular.

Roswell P. Flower, after a successful career as a banker, developed
political ambitions.  He had a faculty of making friends, and had
hosts of them.  He was congressman and then governor.  While
the Democratic organization was hostile to him, he was of the
Mark Hanna type and carried his successful business methods into
the canvass for the nomination and the campaign for the election
and was successful.

Passing through Albany while he was governor, I stopped over to
pay my respects.  I was very fond of him personally.  When I rang
the door-bell of the Executive Mansion and inquired for the
governor, the servant said:  "The governor is very ill and can
see nobody."  Then I asked him to tell the governor, when he was
able to receive a message, that Chauncey Depew called and expressed
his deep regret for his illness.  Suddenly the governor popped
out from the parlor and seized me by the hand and said:  "Chauncey,
come in.  I was never so glad to see anybody in my life."

He told me the legislature had adjourned and left on his hands
several thousands of thirty-days bills--that is, bills on which
he had thirty days to sign or veto, or let them become laws by
not rejecting them.  So he had to deny himself to everybody to
get the leisure to read them over and form decisions.

"Do you know, Chauncey," he said, "this is a new business to me.
Most of these bills are on subjects which I never have examined,
studied, or thought about.  It is very difficult to form a wise
judgment, and I want to do in each case just what is right."  For
the moment he became silent, seemingly absorbed by anxious thoughts
about these bills.  Then suddenly he exclaimed:  "By the way,
Chauncey, you've done a great deal of thinking in your life, and
I never have done any except on business.  Does intense thinking
affect you as it does me, by upsetting your stomach and making
you throw up?"

"No, governor," I answered; "if it did I fear I would be in a
chronic state of indigestion."

While he was governor he canvassed the State in a private car
and made many speeches.  In a plain, homely man-to-man talk he
was very effective on the platform.  His train stopped at a station
in a Republican community where there were few Democrats, while
I was addressing a Republican meeting in the village.  When I had
finished my speech I said to the crowd, which was a large one:
"Governor Flower is at the station, and as I passed he had very
few people listening to him.  Let us all go over and give him
an audience."

The proposition was received with cheers.  I went ahead, got in
at the other end of the governor's car from the one where he was
speaking from the platform.  As this Republican crowd began to
pour in, it was evident as I stood behind him without his knowing
of my presence, that he was highly delighted.  He shouted:  "Fellow
citizens, I told you they were coming.  They are coming from the
mountains, from the hills, and from the valleys.  It is the
stampede from the Republican party and into our ranks and for
our ticket.  This is the happiest evidence I have received of
the popularity of our cause and the success of our ticket."

Standing behind him, I made a signal for cheers, which was heartily
responded to, and the governor, turning around, saw the joke,
grasped me cordially by the hand, and the whole crowd, including
the veteran and hardened Democrats on the car, joined in the hilarity
of the occasion.

He came to me when he was running for the second time for Congress,
and said that some of the people of his district were anxious for
me to deliver an address for one of their pet charities, and that
the meeting would be held in Harlem, naming the evening.  I told
him I would go.  He came for me in his carriage, and I said:
"Governor, please do not talk to me on the way up.  I was so busy
that I have had no time since I left my office this afternoon to
prepare this address, and I want every minute while we are riding
to the meeting."

The meeting was a large one.  The governor took the chair and
introduced me in this original way:  "Ladies and gentlemen," he
said, "I want to say about Chauncey Depew, whom I am now going
to introduce to you as the lecturer of the evening, that he is no
Demosthenes, because he can beat Demosthenes out of sight.  He
prepared his speech in the carriage in which I was bringing him
up here, and he don't have, like the old Greek, to chew pebble-stones
in order to make a speech."

Governor Flower in a conservative way was a successful trader
in the stock market.  When he felt he had a sure point he would
share it with a few friends.  He took special delight in helping
in this way men who had little means and no knowledge of the art
of moneymaking.  There were a great many benefited by his bounty.

I was dining one night with the Gridiron Club at Washington, and
before me was a plate of radishes.  The newspaper man next to me
asked if I would object to having the radishes removed.

I said:  "There is no odor or perfume from them.  What is the
matter with the radishes?"

After they were taken away he told me his story.  "Governor Flower,"
he said, "was very kind to me, as he invariably was to all newspaper
men.  He asked me one day how much I had saved in my twenty years
in journalism.  I told him ten thousand dollars.  He said:  'That
is not enough for so long a period.  Let me have the money.'  So
I handed over to him my bank-account.  In a few weeks he told me
that my ten thousand dollars had become twenty, and I could have
them if I wished.  I said:  'No, you are doing far better than I
could.  Keep it.'  In about a month or more my account had grown
to thirty thousand dollars.  Then the governor on a very hot day
went fishing somewhere off the Long Island coast.  He was a very
large, heavy man, became overheated, and on his return drank a
lot of ice-water and ate a bunch of radishes.  He died that
afternoon.  There was a panic in the stocks which were his favorites
the next day, and they fell out of sight.  The result was that I
lost my fortune of ten thousand dollars and also my profit of
twenty.  Since then the sight of a radish makes me sick."



XVIII.  FIFTY-SIX YEARS WITH THE NEW YORK CENTRAL RAILROAD COMPANY

Heredity has much to do with a man's career.  The village of
Peekskill-on-the-Hudson, about forty miles from New York, was
in the early days the market-town of a large section of the
surrounding country, extending over to the State of Connecticut.
It was a farming region, and its products destined for New York City
were shipped by sloops on the Hudson from the wharfs at Peekskill,
and the return voyage brought back the merchandise required by
the country.

My father and his brother owned the majority of the sloops engaged
in this, at that time, almost the only transportation.  The sloops
were succeeded by steamboats in which my people were also
interested.  When Commodore Vanderbilt entered into active rivalry
with the other steamboat lines between New York and Albany, the
competition became very serious.  Newer and faster boats were
rapidly built.  These racers would reach the Bay of Peekskill in
the late afternoon, and the younger population of the village would
be on the banks of the river, enthusiastically applauding their
favorites.  Among well-known boats whose names and achievements
excited as much interest and aroused as much partisanship and
sporting spirit as do now famous race-horses or baseball champions,
were the following:  Mary Powell, Dean Richmond, The Alida, and
The Hendrick Hudson.

I remember as if it were yesterday when the Hudson River Railroad
had reached Peekskill, and the event was locally celebrated.  The
people came in as to a county fair from fifty miles around.  When
the locomotive steamed into the station many of those present had
never seen one.  The engineer was continuously blowing his whistle
to emphasize the great event.  This produced much consternation
and confusion among the horses, as all farmers were there with
their families in carriages or wagons.

I recall one team of young horses which were driven to frenzy;
their owner was unable to control them, but he kept them on the
road while they ran away with a wild dash over the hills.  In
telling this story, as illustrating how recent is railway development
in the United States, at a dinner abroad, I stated that as far
as I knew and believed, those horses were so frightened that
they could not be stopped and were still running.  A very successful
and serious-minded captain of industry among the guests sternly
rebuked me by saying:  "Sir, that is impossible; horses were never
born that could run for twenty-five years without stopping."
American exaggeration was not so well known among our friends on
the other side then as it is now.

As we boys of the village were gathered on the banks of the Hudson
cheering our favorite steamers, or watching with eager interest
the movements of the trains, a frequent discussion would be about
our ambitions in life.  Every young fellow would state a dream
which he hoped but never expected to be realized.  I was charged
by my companions with having the greatest imagination and with
painting more pictures in the skies than any of them.  This was
because I stated that in politics, for I was a great admirer of
William H. Seward, then senator from New York, I expected to be
a United States senator, and in business, because then the largest
figure in the business world was Commodore Vanderbilt, I hoped
to become president of the Hudson River Railroad.  It is one of
the strangest incidents of what seemed the wild imaginings of a
village boy that in the course of long years both these expectations
were realized.

When I entered the service of the railroad on the first of January,
1866, the Vanderbilt system consisted of the Hudson River and
Harlem Railroads, the Harlem ending at Chatham, 128 miles, and
the Hudson River at Albany, 140 miles long.  The Vanderbilt system
now covers 20,000 miles.  The total railway mileage of the whole
United States at that time was 36,000, and now it is 261,000 miles.

My connection with the New York Central Railroad covers practically
the whole period of railway construction, expansion, and development
in the United States.  It is a singular evidence of the rapidity
of our country's growth and of the way which that growth has
steadily followed the rails, that all this development of States,
of villages growing into cities, of scattered communities becoming
great manufacturing centres, of an internal commerce reaching
proportions where it has greater volume than the foreign interchanges
of the whole world, has come about during a period covered by
the official career of a railroad man who is still in the service:
an attorney in 1866, a vice-president in 1882, president in 1885,
chairman of the board of directors in 1899, and still holds that office.

There is no such record in the country for continuous service with
one company, which during the whole period has been controlled by
one family.  This service of more than half a century has been in
every way satisfactory.  It is a pleasure to see the fourth
generation, inheriting the ability of the father, grandfather, and
great-grandfather, still active in the management.

I want to say that in thus linking my long relationship with the
railroads to this marvellous development, I do not claim to have
been better than the railway officers who during this time have
performed their duties to the best of their ability.  I wish also
to pay tribute to the men of original genius, of vision and daring,
to whom so much is due in the expansion and improvement of the
American railway systems.

Commodore Vanderbilt was one of the most remarkable men our
country has produced.  He was endowed with wonderful foresight,
grasp of difficult situations, ability to see opportunities before
others, to solve serious problems, and the courage of his
convictions.  He had little education or early advantages, but
was eminently successful in everything he undertook.  As a boy on
Staten Island he foresaw that upon transportation depended the
settlement, growth, and prosperity of this nation.  He began with
a small boat running across the harbor from Staten Island to
New York.  Very early in his career he acquired a steamboat and
in a few years was master of Long Island Sound.  He then extended
his operations to the Hudson River and speedily acquired the
dominating ownership in boats competing between New York and Albany.

When gold was discovered in California he started a line on the
Atlantic side of the Isthmus of Darien and secured from the
government of Nicaragua the privilege of crossing the Isthmus
for a transportation system through its territory, and then
established a line of steamers on the Pacific to San Francisco.
In a short time the old-established lines, both on the Atlantic
and the Pacific, were compelled to sell out to him.  Then he
entered the transatlantic trade, with steamers to Europe.

With that vision which is a gift and cannot be accounted for, he
decided that the transportation work of the future was on land
and in railroads.  He abandoned the sea, and his first enterprise
was the purchase of the New York and Harlem Railroad, which was
only one hundred and twenty-eight miles long.  The road was bankrupt
and its road-bed and equipment going from bad to worse.  The
commodore reconstructed the line, re-equipped it, and by making
it serviceable to its territory increased its traffic and turned
its business from deficiency into profit.  This was in 1864.
The commodore became president, and his son, William H. Vanderbilt,
vice-president.  He saw that the extension of the Harlem was not
advisable, and so secured the Hudson River Railroad, running from
New York to Albany, and became its president in 1865.  It was
a few months after this when he and his son invited me to become
a member of their staff.

The station of the Harlem Railroad in the city of New York was
at that time at Fourth Avenue and Twenty-sixth Street, and that of
the Hudson River Railroad at Chambers Street, near the North River.

In a few years William H. Vanderbilt purchased the ground for the
Harlem Railroad Company, where is now located the Grand Central
Terminal, and by the acquisition by the New York Central and
Hudson River Railroad of the Harlem Railroad the trains of the
New York Central were brought around into the Grand Central Station.

In 1867, two years after Mr. Vanderbilt had acquired the
Hudson River Railroad, he secured the control of the New York
Central, which ran from Albany to Buffalo.  This control was
continued through the Lake Shore on one side of the lakes and
the Michigan Central on the other to Chicago.  Subsequently the
Vanderbilt System was extended to Cincinnati and St. Louis.  It
was thus in immediate connection with the West and Northwest
centering in Chicago, and the Southwest at Cincinnati and St. Louis.
By close connection and affiliation with the Chicago and Northwestern
Railway Company, the Vanderbilt system was extended beyond
to Mississippi.  I became director in the New York Central in
1874 and in the Chicago and Northwestern in 1877.

It has been my good fortune to meet with more or less intimacy
many of the remarkable men in every department of life, but I think
Commodore Vanderbilt was the most original.  I had been well
acquainted for some years both with the commodore and his son,
William H.  When I became attorney my relations were more intimate
than those usually existing.  I was in daily consultation with the
commodore during the ten years prior to his death, and with his
son from 1866 to 1885, when he died.

The commodore was constantly, because of his wealth and power,
importuned by people who wished to interest him in their schemes.
Most of the great and progressive enterprises of his time were
presented to him.  He would listen patiently, ask a few questions,
and in a short time grasp the whole subject.  Then with wonderful
quickness and unerring judgment he would render his decision.
No one knew by what process he arrived at these conclusions.
They seemed to be the results as much of inspiration as of insight.

The Civil War closed in 1865, and one of its lessons had been
the necessity for more railroads.  The country had discovered
that without transportation its vast and fertile territories could
neither be populated nor made productive.  Every mile of railroad
carried settlers, opened farms and increased the national resources
and wealth.  The economical and critical conditions of the country,
owing to the expansion of the currency and banking conditions,
facilitated and encouraged vast schemes of railroad construction.
This and a wild speculation resulted in the panic of 1873.  Nearly
the whole country went bankrupt.  The recovery was rapid, and
the constructive talent of the Republic saw that the restoration of
credit and prosperity must be led by railway solvency.  In August,
1874, Commodore Vanderbilt invited the representatives of the
other and competitive lines to a conference at Saratoga.  Owing,
however, to the jealousies and hostilities of the period, only the
New York Central, the Pennsylvania, and the Erie railways were
represented.

The eastern railway situation was then dominated by Commodore
Vanderbilt, Colonel Thomas A. Scott, of the Pennsylvania, and
John W. Garrett, of the Baltimore and Ohio.  Both Scott and Garrett
were original men and empire builders.  There was neither
governmental nor State regulation.  The head of a railway system
had practically unlimited power in the operation of his road.
The people were so anxious for the construction of railways that
they offered every possible inducement to capital.  The result was
a great deal of unprofitable construction and immense losses to
the promoters.

These able men saw that there was no possibility of railway
construction, operation, and efficiency, with a continuance of
unrestricted competition.  It has taken from 1874 until 1920 to
educate the railway men, the shippers, and the government to a
realization of the fact that transportation facilities required
for the public necessities can only be had by the freest operations
and the strictest government regulations; that the solution of
the problem is a system so automatic that public arbitration shall
decide the justice of the demands of labor, and rates be advanced
to meet the decision, and that public authority also shall take
into consideration the other factors of increased expenses and
adequate facilities for the railroads, and that maintenance and
the highest efficiency must be preserved and also necessary
extensions.  To satisfy and attract capital there must be the
assurance of a reasonable return upon the investment.

The meeting called by Commodore Vanderbilt in 1874, at Saratoga,
was an epoch-making event.  We must remember the railway management
of the country was in the absolute control of about four men, two
of whom were also largest owners of the lines they managed.
Fierce competition and cutting of rates brought on utter
demoralization among shippers, who could not calculate on the cost
of transportation, and great favoritism to localities and individuals
by irresponsible freight agents who controlled the rates.  Under
these influences railway earnings were fluctuating and uncertain.
Improvements were delayed and the people on the weaker lines
threatened with bankruptcy.

Public opinion, however, believed this wild competition to be the
only remedy for admitted railway evils.  As an illustration of
the change of public opinion and the better understanding of
the railway problems, this occurred in the month of October, 1920.
A committee of shippers and producers representing the farmers,
manufacturers, and business men along a great railway system
came to see the manager of the railroad and said to him:  "We have
been all wrong in the past.  Our effort has always been for lower
rates, regardless of the necessities of the railways.  We have
tried to get them by seeking bids from competing lines for our
shipments and by appealing to the Interstate Commerce Commission.
The expenses of the railroads have been increased by demands of
labor, by constantly rising prices and cost of rails, cars,
terminals, and facilities, but we have been against allowing the
railroads to meet this increased cost of operation by adequate
advances in rates.  We now see that this course was starving the
railroads, and we are suffering for want of cars and locomotives
to move our traffic and terminals to care for it.  We are also
suffering because the old treatment of the railroads has frightened
capital so that the roads cannot get money to maintain their lines
and make necessary improvements to meet the demands of business.
We know now that rates make very little difference, because they
can be absorbed in our business.  What we must have is facilities
to transport our products, and we want to help the railroads to get
money and credit, and again we emphasize our whole trouble is
want of cars, locomotives, and terminal facilities."

Happily, public opinion was reflected in the last Congress in the
passage of the Cummins-Esch bill, which is the most enlightened
and adaptable legislation of the last quarter of a century.

To return to the conference at Saratoga, the New York Central,
the Pennsylvania, and the Erie came to the conclusion that they
must have the co-operation of the Baltimore and Ohio.  As
Mr. Garrett, president and controlling owner of that road, would
not come to the conference, the members decided that the emergency
was so great that they must go to him.  This was probably the most
disagreeable thing Commodore Vanderbilt ever did.  The marvellous
success of his wonderful life had been won by fighting and defeating
competitors.  The peril was so great that they went as associates,
and the visit interested the whole country and so enlarged
Mr. Garrett's opinion of his power that he rejected their offer
and said he would act independently.  A railway war immediately
followed, and in a short time bankruptcy threatened all lines,
and none more than the Baltimore and Ohio.

The trunk lines then got together and entered into an agreement
to stabilize rates and carry them into effect.  They appointed
as commissioner Mr. Albert Fink, one of the ablest railway men
of that time.  Mr. Fink's administration was successful, but the
rivalries and jealousies of the lines and the frequent breaking
of agreements were too much for one man.

The presidents and general managers of all the railroads east of
Chicago then met and formed an association, and this association
was a legislative body without any legal authority to enforce its
decrees.  It had, however, two effects:  the disputes which arose
were publicly discussed, and the merits of each side so completely
demonstrated that the decision of the association came to be
accepted as just and right.  Then the verdict of the association
had behind it the whole investment and banking community and the
press.  The weight of this was sufficient to compel obedience to
its decisions by the most rebellious member.  No executive could
continue to hold his position while endeavoring to break up
the association.

It is one of the most gratifying events of my life that my associates
in this great and powerful association elected me their president,
and I continued in office until the Supreme Court in a momentous
decision declared that the railroads came under the provision of
the Sherman Anti-Trust Law and dissolved these associations in
the East, West, and South.

It was a liberal education of the railway problems to meet the
men who became members of this association.  Most of them left
an indelible impression upon the railway conditions of the time
and of the railway policies of the future.  All were executives
of great ability and several rare constructive geniuses.

In our system there was John Newell, president of the Lake Shore
and Michigan Southern, a most capable and efficient manager.
Henry B. Ledyard, president of the Michigan Central, was admirably
trained for the great responsibilities which he administered so
well.  There was William Bliss, president of the Boston and Albany,
who had built up a line to be one of the strongest of the
New England group.

Melville E. Ingalls, president of the Cleveland, Cincinnati,
Chicago and St.  Louis, had combined various weak and bankrupt
roads and made them an efficient organization.  He had also
rehabilitated and put in useful working and paying condition the
Chesapeake and Ohio.

Ingalls told me a very good story of himself.  He had left the
village in Maine, where he was born, and after graduation from
college and admission to the bar had settled in Boston.  To protect
the interests of his clients he had moved to Cincinnati, Ohio,
and rescued railroad properties in which they were interested.
When his success was complete and he had under his control a large
and successfully working railway system, he made a visit to
his birthplace.

One evening he went down to the store where the village congress
was assembled, sitting on the barrels and the counter.  They
welcomed him very cordially, and then an inquisitive farmer said
to him:  "Melville, it is reported around here that you are getting
a salary of nigh unto ten thousand dollars a year."

Mr. Ingalls, who was getting several times that amount, modestly
admitted the ten, which was a prodigious sum in that rural
neighborhood.  Whereupon the old farmer voiced the local sentiment
by saying:  "Well, Melville that shows what cheek and circumstances
can do for a man."

I recall an incident connected with one of the ablest of the
executives in our system.  One day we had a conference of rival
interests, and many executives were there in the effort to secure
an adjustment.  For this purpose we had an arbitrator.  After a
most exhausting day in the battle of wits and experience for
advantages, I arrived home used up, but after a half-hour's sleep
I awoke refreshed and, consulting my diary, found I was down for
a speech at a banquet at Delmonico's that night.

I arrived late, the intervening time being devoted to intensive
and rapid preparation.  I was called early.  The speech attracted
attention and occupied a column in the morning's papers.  I was
in bed at eleven o'clock and had between seven and eight hours'
refreshing sleep.

On arriving at our meeting-place the next morning, one of the
best-known presidents took me aside and said:  "Chauncey, by
making speeches such as you did last night you are losing the
confidence of the people.  They say you cannot prepare such
speeches and give proper attention to your business."

"Well," I said to him, "my friend, did I lose anything before the
arbitrator yesterday?"

He answered very angrily:  "No, you gained entirely too much."

"Well," I then said, "I am very fresh this morning.  But what did
you do last night?"

He answered that he was so exhausted that he went to Delmonico's
and ordered the best dinner possible.  Then he went on to say:
"A friend told me a little game was going on up-stairs, and in
a close room filled with tobacco smoke I played poker until two
o'clock and drank several high-balls.  The result is, I think we
better postpone this meeting, for I do not feel like doing
anything to-day."

"My dear friend," I said, "you will get the credit of giving your
whole time to business, while I am by doing what refreshes my mind
discredited, because it gets in the papers.  I shall keep my
method regardless of consequences."

He kept his, and although much younger than myself died years ago.

George B. Roberts, president of the Pennsylvania, was a very wise
executive and of all-around ability.  Frank Thompson, vice-president
and afterwards president of the same road, was one of the ablest
operating officers of his time and a most delightful personality.
Mr. A. J. Cassatt was a great engineer and possessed rare foresight
and vision.  He brought the Pennsylvania into New York City through
a tunnel under the Hudson River, continued the tunnel across the
city to the East River and then under the river to connect with the
Long Island, which he had acquired for his system.

D. W. Caldwell, president of the New York, Chicago, and St. Louis,
added to railway ability wit and humor.  He told a good story on
Mr. George Roberts.  Caldwell was at one time division superintendent
under President Roberts.  He had obtained permission to build a new
station-house, in whose plan and equipment he was deeply interested.
It was Mr. Roberts's habit, by way of showing his subordinates
that he was fully aware of their doings, to either add or take away
something from their projects.

Caldwell prepared a station-house according to his ideas, and,
to prevent Roberts from making any essential changes he added
an unnecessary bay window to the front of the passengers' room.
Roberts carefully examined the plans and said:  "Remove that bay
window," and then approved the plan, and Caldwell had what
he wanted.

Caldwell used to tell of another occasion when on a Western line
he had over him a very severe and harsh disciplinarian as president.
This president was a violent prohibitionist and had heard that
Caldwell was a bonvivant.  He sent for Caldwell to discipline or
discharge him.  After a long and tiresome journey Caldwell arrived
at the president's house.  His first greeting was:  "Mr. Caldwell,
do you drink?"

Caldwell, wholly unsuspicious, answered:  "Thank you, Mr. President,
I am awfully tired and will take a little rye."

Mr. E. B. Thomas, president of the Lehigh Valley, was a valuable
member of the association.  The Baltimore and Ohio, as usual, had
its president, Mr. Charles F. Mayer, accompanied by an able staff.
The Erie was represented by one of the most capable and genial
of its many presidents, Mr. John King.

King was a capital story-teller, and among them I remember this
one:  At one time he was general manager of the Baltimore and Ohio
under John W. Garrett.  In order to raise money for his projected
extensions, Garrett had gone to Europe.  The times were financially
very difficult.  Johns Hopkins, the famous philanthropist, died.
His immortal monument is the Johns Hopkins University and Medical
School.  Everybody in Baltimore attended the funeral.  Among the
leading persons present was another John King, a banker, who was
Hopkins's executor.  A messenger-boy rushed in with a cable for
John King, and handed it to John King, the executor, who sat at
the head of the mourners.  He read it and then passed it along
so that each one could read it until it reached John King, of the
Baltimore and Ohio, who sat at the foot of the line.  The cable
read as follows:  "Present my sympathies to the family and my high
appreciation of Mr. Johns Hopkins, and borrow from the executor
all you can at five per cent.  Garrett."

Commodore Vanderbilt was succeeded in the presidency by his son,
William H. Vanderbilt, who was then past forty years old and had
been a successful farmer on Staten Island.  He was active in
neighborhood affairs and in politics.  This brought him in close
contact with the people and was of invaluable benefit to him when
he became president of a great railroad corporation.  He also
acquired familiarity in railway management as a director of one
on Staten Island.

Mr. William H. Vanderbilt was a man of great ability, and his
education made him in many ways an abler man than his father
for the new conditions he had to meet.  But, like many a capable
son of a famous father, he did not receive the credit which was
due him because of the overshadowing reputation of the commodore.
Nevertheless, on several occasions he exhibited the highest
executive qualities.

One of the great questions of the time was the duty of railroads
to the cities in which they terminated, and the decision of the
roads south of New York to have lower rates to Philadelphia and
Baltimore.  New York felt so secure in the strength of its unrivalled
harbor and superior shipping facilities that the merchants and
financiers were not alarmed.  Very soon, however, there was such
a diversion of freight from New York as to threaten very seriously
its export trade and the superiority of its port.  The commercial
leaders of the city called upon Mr. Vanderbilt, who after the
conference said to them:  "I will act in perfect harmony with you
and will see that the New York Central Railroad protects New York City
regardless of the effect upon its finances."  The city representatives
said:  "That is very fine, and we will stand together."

Mr. Vanderbilt immediately issued a statement that the rates to
the seaboard should be the same to all ports, and that the
New York Central would meet the lowest rates to any port by
putting the same in effect on its own lines.  The result was
the greatest railroad war since railroads began to compete.
Rates fell fifty per cent, and it was a question of the survival
of the fittest.  Commerce returned to New York, and the competing
railroads, to avoid bankruptcy, got together and formed the
Trunk Line Association.

New York City has not always remembered how intimately bound is
its prosperity with that of the great railroad whose terminal is
within its city limits.  Mr. Vanderbilt found that the railroad and
its management were fiercely assailed in the press, in the
legislature, and in municipal councils.  He became convinced that
no matter how wise or just or fair the railroad might be in the
interests of every community and every business which were so
dependent upon its transportation, the public would not submit to
any great line being owned by one man.  The Vanderbilt promptness
in arriving at a decision was immediately shown.  He called upon
Mr. Pierpont Morgan, and through him a syndicate, which Morgan
formed, took and sold the greater part of Mr. Vanderbilt's
New York Central stock.  The result was that the New York Central
from that time was owned by the public.  It is a tribute to the
justice and fairness of the Vanderbilt management that though the
management has been submitted every year since to a stockholders'
vote, there has practically never been any opposition to a
continuance of the Vanderbilt policy and management.

Among the most important of the many problems during Mr. Vanderbilt's
presidency was the question of railway commissions, both in national
and State governments.  In my professional capacity of general
counsel, and in common with representatives of other railroads,
I delivered argumentative addresses against them.  The discussions
converted me, and I became convinced of their necessity.  The
rapidly growing importance of railway transportation had created
the public opinion that railway management should be under the
control and supervision of some public body; that all passengers
or shippers, or those whose land was taken for construction and
development, should have an appeal from the decision of the railway
managers to the government through a government commission.

As soon as I was convinced that commissions were necessary for
the protection of both the public and the railroads, I presented
this view to Mr. Vanderbilt.  The idea was contrary to his education,
training, and opinion.  It seemed to me that it was either a
commission or government ownership, and that the commission, if
strengthened as a judicial body, would be as much of a protection
to the bond and stock holders and the investing public as to the
general public and the employees.  Mr. Vanderbilt, always
open-minded, adopted this view and supported the commission system
and favored legislation in its behalf.

In 1883 Mr. Vanderbilt decided, on account of illness, to retire
from the presidency, and Mr. James H. Rutter was elected his
successor.  Mr. Rutter was the ablest freight manager in the
country, but his health gave way under the exactions of executive
duties, and I acted largely for him during his years of service.
He died early in 1885, and I was elected president.

The war with the West Shore had been on for several years, with
disastrous results to both companies.  The Ontario and Western,
which had large terminal facilities near Jersey City on the west
side of the Hudson, ran for fifty miles along the river before
turning into the interior.  At its reorganization it had ten millions
of cash in the treasury.  With this as a basis, its directors
decided to organize a new railroad, to be called the West Shore,
and parallel the New York Central through its entire length to
Buffalo.  As the New York Central efficiently served this whole
territory, the only business the West Shore could get must be
taken away from the Central.  To attract this business it offered
at all stations lower rates.  To retain and hold its business the
New York Central met those rates at all points so that financially
the West Shore went into the hands of a receiver.

The New York Central was sustained because of its superior
facilities and connections and established roadway and equipment.
But all new and necessary construction was abandoned, maintenance
was neglected, and equipment run down under forced reduction of
expenses.

I had very friendly personal relations with the managers and
officers of the West Shore, and immediately presented to them
a plan for the absorption of their line, instead of continuing
the struggle until absolute exhaustion.  Mr. Vanderbilt approved
of the plan, as did the financial interests represented by
Mr. Pierpont Morgan.

By the reorganization and consolidation of the two companies the
New York Central began gradually to establish its efficiency and
to work on necessary improvements.  As evidence of the growth
of the railway business of the country, the New York Central
proper has added since the reorganization an enormous amount of
increased trackage, and has practically rebuilt, as a necessary
second line, the West Shore and used fully its very large terminal
facilities on the Jersey side of the Hudson.

During his active life Mr. Vanderbilt was very often importuned
to buy a New York daily newspaper.  He was personally bitterly
assailed and his property put in peril by attacks in the press.
He always rejected the proposition to buy one.  "If," he said,
"I owned a newspaper, I would have all the others united in
attacking me, and they would ruin me, but by being utterly out of
the journalistic field, I find that taking the press as a whole
I am fairly well treated.  I do not believe any great interest
dealing with the public can afford to have an organ."

Colonel Scott, of the Pennsylvania, thought otherwise, but the
result of his experiment demonstrated the accuracy of Mr. Vanderbilt's
judgment.  Scott selected as editor of the New York World one of
the most brilliant journalistic writers of his time, William H. Hurlburt.
When it became known, however, that the World belonged to
Colonel Scott, Hurlburt's genius could not save it.  The circulation
ran down to a minimum, the advertising followed suit, and the
paper was losing enormously every month.  Mr. Joseph Pulitzer,
with the rare insight and foresight which distinguished him, saw
what could be made of the World, with its privileges in the
Associated Press, and so he paid Scott the amount he had originally
invested, and took over and made a phenomenal success of this
bankrupt and apparently hopeless enterprise.

I tried during my presidency to make the New York Central popular
with the public without impairing its efficiency.  The proof of the
success of this was that without any effort on my part and against
my published wishes the New York delegation in the national
Republican convention in 1888, with unprecedented unanimity
presented me as New York's candidate for president.  I retired
from the contest because of the intense hostility to railroad men
in the Western States.  Those States could not understand how
this hostility, which they had to railroads and everybody connected
with them, had disappeared in the great State of New York.

During my presidency the labor question was very acute and strikes,
one after another, common.  The universal method of meeting the
demands of labor at that time was to have a committee of employees
or a leader present the grievances to the division superintendent
or the superintendent of motive power.  These officers were
arbitrary and hostile, as the demands, if acceded to, led to an
increase of expenses which would make them unpopular with the
management.  They had a difficult position.  The employees often
came to the conclusion that the only way for them to compel the
attention of the higher officers and directors was to strike.

Against the judgment of my associates in the railway management
I decided to open my doors to any individual or committee of the
company.  At first I was overwhelmed with petty grievances, but
when the men understood that their cases would be immediately heard
and acted upon, they decided among themselves not to bring to me
any matters unless they regarded them of vital importance.  In
this way many of the former irritations, which led ultimately to
serious results, no longer appeared.

I had no trouble with labor unions, and found their representatives
in heart-to-heart talks very generally reasonable.  Mr. Arthur,
chief of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers, had many of
the qualities of a statesman.  He built up his organization to be
the strongest of its kind among the labor unions.  I enjoyed his
confidence and friendship for many years.

There never was but one strike on the New York Central during
my administration, and that one occurred while I was absent in
Europe.  Its origin and sequel were somewhat dramatic.  I had
nearly broken down by overwork, and the directors advised me to
take an absolute rest and a trip abroad.

I sent word over the line that I wanted everything settled before
leaving, and to go without care.  A large committee appeared in
my office a few mornings after.  To my surprise there was a
representative from every branch of the service, passenger and
freight conductors, brakemen, shopmen, yardmen, switchmen, and
so forth.  These had always come through their local unions.
I rapidly took up and adjusted what each one of the representatives
of his order claimed, and then a man said:  "I represent the
locomotive engineers."

My response was:  "You have no business here, and I will have
nothing to do with you.  I will see no one of the locomotive
engineers, except their accredited chief officer."

"Well," he said, "Mr. President, there is a new condition on
the road, a new order of labor called the Knights of Labor.  We
are going to absorb all the other unions and have only one.  The
only obstacle in the way is the locomotive engineers, who refuse
to give up their brotherhood and come in with us, but if you will
recognize us only, that will force them to join.  Now, the Brotherhood
intends to present a demand very soon, and if you will recognize
our order, the Knights of Labor, and not the Brotherhood of
Locomotive Engineers, we will take care of what they demand and
all others from every department for two years, and you can take
your trip to Europe in perfect peace of mind.  If you do not do
this there will be trouble."

I declined to deal with them as representatives of the Brotherhood
of Locomotive Engineers.  Then their spokesman said:  "As this
is so serious to you, we will give you to-night to think it over
and come back in the morning."

I immediately sent for the superintendent of motive power and
directed him to have posted by telegraph in every roundhouse that
the request of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers, of which
this committee had told me, had been granted.  The next morning
the committee returned, and their leader said:  "Well, Mr. President,
you have beaten us and we are going home."

Then I appealed to them, saying:  "I am a pretty badly broken-up
man.  The doctors tell me that if I can have three months without
care I will be as good as ever.  You must admit that I have at
all times been absolutely square with you and tried to adjust
fairly the matters you have brought to me.  Now, will you take
care of me while I am absent?"

They answered unanimously:  "Mr. President, we will, and you can
be confident there will be no trouble on the New York Central while
you are away."

I sailed with my mind free from anxiety, hopeful and happy, leaving
word to send me no cables or letters.  After a visit to the
Passion Play at Ober-Ammergau in Upper Bavaria, I went into the
Austrian Tyrol.  One night, at a hotel in Innsbruck, Mr. Graves,
a very enterprising reporter of a New York paper, suddenly burst
into my room and said:  "I have been chasing you all over Europe
for an interview on the strike on the New York Central."  This
was my first information of the strike.

As soon as I had left New York and was on the ocean, the young
and ambitious officers who were at the head of the operations of
the railroad and disapproved of my method of dealing with the
employees, discharged every member of the committee who had
called upon me.  Of course, this was immediately followed by a
sympathetic outburst in their behalf, and the sympathizers were
also discharged.  Then the whole road was tied up by a universal
strike.  After millions had been lost in revenue by the railroad
and in wages by the men, the strike was settled, as usual, by a
compromise, but it gave to the Knights of Labor the control, except
as to the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers.  The early settlement
of the strike was largely due to the loyalty and courage of
the Brotherhood.

During my presidency I was much criticised by the public, but
never by the directors of the company, because of my activities
in politics and on the platform.  For some time, when the duties
of my office became most onerous, and I was in the habit of working
all day and far into the night, I discovered that this concentrated
attention to my railroad problems and intense and continuous
application to their solution was not only impairing my efficiency
but my health.  As I was not a sport, and never had time for games
or horses, I decided to try a theory, which was that one's daily
duties occupied certain cells of the brain while the others
remained idle; that the active cells became tired by overwork
while others lost their power in a measure by idleness; that if,
after a reasonable use of the working cells, you would engage
in some other intellectual occupation, it would furnish as much
relief or recreation as outdoor exercise of any kind.  I had a
natural facility for quick and easy preparation for public speaking,
and so adopted that as my recreation.  The result proved entirely
successful.

After a hard day's work, on coming home late in the afternoon,
I accustomed myself to take a short nap of about fifteen minutes.
Then I would look over my tablets to see if any engagement was
on to speak in the evening, and, if so, the preparation of the
speech might be easy, or, if difficult, cause me to be late at
dinner.  These speeches were made several times a week, and mainly
at banquets on closing of the sessions of conventions of trade
organizations of the country.  The reciprocal favors and friendship
of these delegates transferred to the New York Central a large
amount of competitive business.

While I was active in politics I issued strict orders that every
employee should have the same liberty, and that any attempt on
the part of their superior officers to influence or direct the
political action of a subordinate would be cause for dismissal.
This became so well known that the following incident, which was
not uncommon, will show the result.

As I was taking the train the morning after having made a political
speech at Utica, the yardmaster, an Irishman, greeted me very
cordially and then said:  "We were all up to hear ye last night,
boss, but this year we are agin ye."

The position which this activity gave me in my own party, and the
fact that, unlike most employers, I protected the employees in
their liberty and political action, gave me immense help in
protecting the company from raids and raiders.

We had a restaurant in the station at Utica which had deteriorated.
The situation was called to my attention in order to have the evils
corrected by the receipt of the following letter from an indignant
passenger:  "Dear Mr. President:  You are the finest after-dinner
speaker in the world.  I would give a great deal to hear the speech
you would make after you had dined in the restaurant in your
station at Utica."

After thirteen years of service as president I was elected chairman of
the board of directors.  Mr. Samuel R. Callaway succeeded me as
president, and on his resignation was succeeded by Mr. William H. Newman,
and upon his resignation Mr. W. C. Brown became president.
Following Mr. Brown, Mr. Alfred H. Smith was elected and is still
in office.  All these officers were able and did excellent service,
but I want to pay special tribute to Mr. Smith.

Mr. Smith is one of the ablest operating officers of his time.
When the United States Government took over the railroads he was
made regional director of the government for railroads in this
territory.  He received the highest commendation from the government
and from the owners of the railroads for the admirable way in
which he had maintained them and their efficiency during the
government control.

On the surrender of the railroads by the government, Mr. Smith was
welcomed back by his directors to the presidency of the New York Central.
The splendid condition of the Central and its allied lines is
largely due to him.  During his service as regional director the
difficult task of the presidency of the New York Central was very
ably performed by Mr. William K. Vanderbilt, Jr.  Though the
youngest among the executive officers of the railroads of the
country, he was at the same time one of the best.

Among the efficient officers who have served the New York Central
during the time I have been with the company, I remember many on
account of their worth and individuality.  H. Walter Webb came
into the railway service from an active business career.  With
rare intelligence and industry he rapidly rose in the organization
and was a very capable and efficient officer.  There was
Theo. Voorhees, the general superintendent, an unusually young
man for such a responsible position.  He was a graduate of
Troy Polytechnical School and a very able operating officer.
Having gone directly from the college to a responsible position,
he naturally did not understand or know how to handle men until
after long experience.  He showed that want of experience in a
very drastic way in the strike of 1892 and its settlement.  Being
very arbitrary, he had his own standards.  For instance, I was
appealed to by many old brakemen and conductors whom he had
discharged.  I mention one particularly, who had been on the road
for twenty-five years.  Voorhees's answer to me was:  "These old
employees are devoted to Toucey, my predecessor, and for efficient
work I must have loyalty to me."

I reversed his order and told him I would begin to discharge, if
necessary, the latest appointments, including himself, keeping
the older men in the service who had proved their loyalty to the
company by the performance of their duties.

Mr. Voorhees became afterwards vice-president and then president
of the Philadelphia and Reading.  With experience added to his
splendid equipment and unusual ability he became one of the best
executives in the country.

Mr. John M. Toucey, who had come up from the bottom to be general
superintendent and general manager, was a hard student.  His close
contact with his fellow employees gave him wonderful control over
men.  He supplemented his practical experience by hard study and
was very well educated.  Though self-taught, he had no confidence
in the graduates of the professional schools.

In selecting an assistant, one of them told me that Toucey subjected
him to a rigid examination and then said:  "What is your
railroad career?"

"I began at the bottom," answered the assistant, "and have filled
every office on my old road up to division superintendent, which
I have held for so many years."

"That is very fine," said Toucey, "but are you a graduate of the
Troy Technical School?"

"No, sir."

"Of the Stevens Tech.?"

"No, sir."

"Of Massachusetts Tech.?"

"No, sir."

"Then you are engaged," said Toucey.

Mr. Toucey was well up-to-date, and differed from a superintendent
on another road in which I was a director.  The suburban business
of that line had increased very rapidly, but there were not enough
trains or cars to accommodate the passengers.  The overcrowding
caused many serious discomforts.  I had the superintendent called
before the board of directors, and said to him:  "Why don't you
immediately put on more trains and cars?"

"Why, Mr. Depew," he answered, "what would be the use?  They are
settling so fast along the line that the people would fill them up
and overcrowd them just as before."

I was going over the line on an important tour at one time with
G. H. Burroughs, superintendent of the Western Division.  We were
on his pony engine, with seats at the front, alongside the boiler,
so that we could look directly on the track.  Burroughs sat on
one side and I on the other.  He kept on commenting aloud by way
of dictating to his stenographer, who sat behind him, and praise
and criticism followed rapidly.  I heard him utter in his monotonous
way:  "Switch misplaced, we will all be in hell in a minute," and
then a second afterwards continue:  "We jumped the switch and
are on the track again.  Discharge that switchman."

Major Zenas Priest was for fifty years a division superintendent.
It was a delightful experience to go with him over his division.
He knew everybody along the line, was general confidant in their
family troubles and arbiter in neighborhood disputes.  He knew
personally every employee and his characteristics and domestic
situation.  The wives were generally helping him to keep their
husbands from making trouble.  To show his control and efficiency,
he was always predicting labor troubles and demonstrating that
the reason they did not occur was because of the way in which
he handled the situation.

Mr. C. M. Bissell was a very efficient superintendent, and for
a long time in charge of the Harlem Railroad.  He told me this
incident.  We decided to put in effect as a check upon the
conductors a system by which a conductor, when a fare was paid
on the train, must tear from a book a receipt which he gave to
the passenger, and mark the amount on the stub from which the
receipt was torn.  Soon after a committee of conductors called
upon Mr. Bissell and asked for an increase of pay.  "Why," Bissell
asked, "boys, why do you ask for that now?"

After a rather embarrassing pause the oldest conductor said:
"Mr. Bissell, you have been a conductor yourself."

This half century and six years during which I have been in the
service of the New York Central Railroad has been a time of
unusual pleasure and remarkably free from friction or trouble.
In this intimate association with the railroad managers of the
United States I have found the choicest friendships and the most
enduring.  The railroad manager is rarely a large stockholder,
but he is a most devoted and efficient officer of his company.
He gives to its service, for the public, the employees, the
investors, and the company, all that there is in him.  In too many
instances, because these officers do not get relief from their labor
by variation of their work, they die exhausted before their time.

The story graphically told by one of the oldest and ablest of
railroad men, Mr. Marvin Hughitt, for a long time president and
now chairman of the Chicago and Northwestern Railway, illustrates
what the railroad does for the country.  Twenty-five years ago the
Northwestern extended its lines through Northern Iowa.  Mr. Hughitt
drove over the proposed extension on a buckboard.  The country
was sparsely settled because the farmers could not get their
products to market, and the land was selling at six dollars per acre.

In a quarter of a century prosperous villages and cities had grown
up along the line, and farms were selling at over three hundred
dollars per acre.  While this enormous profit from six dollars
per acre to over three hundred has come to the settlers who held
on to their farms because of the possibilities produced by the
railroad, the people whose capital built the road must remain
satisfied with a moderate return by way of dividend and interest,
and without any enhancement of their capital, but those investors
should be protected by the State and the people to whom their
capital expenditures have been such an enormous benefit.



XIX.  RECOLLECTIONS FROM ABROAD

I know of nothing more delightful for a well-read American than
to visit the scenes in Great Britain with which he has become
familiar in his reading.  No matter how rapidly he may travel,
if he goes over the places made memorable by Sir Walter Scott
in the "Waverley Novels," and in his poems, he will have had
impressions, thrills, and educational results which will be a
pleasure for the rest of his life.  The same is true of an ardent
admirer of Dickens or of Thackeray, in following the footsteps
of their heroes and heroines.  I gained a liberal education and
lived over again the reading and studies of a lifetime in my visits
to England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.  I also had much the
same experience of vivifying and spiritualizing my library in
France, Italy, Germany, Belgium, and Holland.

London is always most hospitable and socially the most delightful
of cities.  While Mr. Gladstone was prime minister and more in
the eyes of the world than any statesman of any country, a dinner
was given to him with the special object of having me meet him.
The ladies and gentlemen at the dinner were all people of note.
Among them were two American bishops.  The arrangement made by
the host and hostess was that when the ladies left the dining-room
I should take the place made vacant alongside Mr. Gladstone, but
one of the American bishops, who in his younger days was a famous
athlete, made a flying leap for that chair and no sooner landed
than he at once proposed to Mr. Gladstone this startling question:
"As the bishop of the old Catholic Church in Germany does not
recognize the authority of the pope, how can he receive absolution?"--and
some other abstruse theological questions.  This at once
aroused Mr. Gladstone, who, when once started, was stopped with
difficulty, and there was no pause until the host announced that
the gentlemen should join the ladies.  I made it a point at the
next dinner given for me to meet Mr. Gladstone that there should
be no American bishops present.

At another time, upon arriving at my hotel in London from New York,
I found a note from Lord Rosebery saying that Mr. Gladstone was
dining with Lady Rosebery and himself that evening, and there
would be no other guests, and inviting me to come.  I arrived early
and found Mr. Gladstone already there.  While the custom in London
society then was for the guests to be late, Mr. Gladstone was
always from fifteen minutes to half an hour in advance of the time
set by his invitation.  He greeted me with great cordiality, and
at once what were known as the Gladstone tentacles were fastened
on me for information.  It was a peculiarity with the grand old
man that he extracted from a stranger practically all the man knew,
and the information was immediately assimilated in his wonderful
mind.  He became undoubtedly the best-informed man on more subjects
than anybody in the world.

Mr. Gladstone said to me:  "It has been raining here for forty days.
What is the average rainfall in the United States and in New York?"
If there was any subject about which I knew less than another, it
was the meteorological conditions in America.  He then continued
with great glee:  "Our friend, Lord Rosebery, has everything and
knows everything, so it is almost impossible to find for him
something new.  Great books are common, but I have succeeded
in my explorations among antiquarian shops in discovering the most
idiotic book that ever was written.  It was by an old lord mayor of
London, who filled a volume with his experiences in an excursion
on the Thames, which is the daily experience of every Englishman."
To the disappointment of Mr. Gladstone, Lord Rosebery also had
that book.  The evening was a memorable one for me.

After a most charming time and dinner, while Lord Rosebery went
off to meet an engagement to speak at a meeting of colonial
representatives, Lady Rosebery took Mr. Gladstone and myself
to the opera at Covent Garden.  There was a critical debate on
in the House of Commons, and the whips were running in to inform
him of the progress of the battle and to get instructions from
the great leader.

During the entr'actes Mr. Gladstone most interestingly talked of
his sixty years' experience of the opera.  He knew all the great
operas of that period, and criticised with wonderful skill the
composers and their characteristics.  He gave a word picture of
all the great artists who had appeared on the English stage and
the merits and demerits of each.  A stranger listening to him would
have said that a veteran musical critic, who had devoted his life
to that and nothing else, was reminiscing.  He said that thirty
years before the manager of Covent Garden had raised the pitch,
that this had become so difficult that most of the artists, to reach
it, used the tremolo, and that the tremolo had taken away from him
the exquisite pleasure which he formerly had in listening to an opera.

Mr. Gladstone was at that time the unquestionable master of the
House of Commons and its foremost orator.  I unfortunately never
heard him at his best, but whether the question was of greater
or lesser importance, the appearance of Mr. Gladstone at once
lifted it above ordinary discussion to high debate.

Mr. Gladstone asked many questions about large fortunes in the
United States, was curious about the methods of their accumulation,
and whether they survived in succeeding generations.  He wanted
to know all about the reputed richest man among them.  I told him
I did not know the amount of his wealth, but that it was at least
one hundred millions of dollars.

"How invested?" he asked.

I answered:  "All in fluid securities which could be turned into
cash in a short time."

He became excited at that and said:  "Such a man is dangerous
not only to his own country but to the world.  With that amount
of ready money he could upset the exchanges and paralyze the
borrowing power of nations."

"But," I said, "you have enormous fortunes," and mentioned the
Duke of Westminster.

"I know every pound of Westminster's wealth," he said.  "It is in
lands which he cannot sell, and burdened with settlements of
generations and obligations which cannot be avoided."

"How about the Rothschilds?" I asked.

"Their fortunes," he answered, "are divided among the firms in
London, Paris, Vienna, and Frankfort, and it would be impossible
for them to be combined and used to unsettle the markets of the
world.  But Mr. ---- could do this and prevent governments from
meeting their obligations."

Mr. Gladstone had no hostility to great fortunes, however large,
unless so invested as to be immediately available by a single
man for speculation.  But fortunes larger than that of one hundred
millions have since been acquired, and their management is so
conservative that they are brakes and safeguards against unreasoning
panics.  The majority of them have been used for public benefit.
The most conspicuous instances are the Rockefeller Foundation,
the Carnegie Endowment, and the Frick Creation.

Henry Labouchere told me a delightful story of Mr. Gladstone's
first meeting with Robert T. Lincoln, when he arrived in London
as American minister.  Mr. Lincoln became in a short time after
his arrival one of the most popular of the distinguished list of
American representatives to Great Britain.  He was especially noted
for the charm of his conversation.  Labouchere said that Mr. Gladstone
told him that he was very anxious to meet Mr. Lincoln, both because
he was the new minister from the United States and because of his
great father, President Lincoln.  Labouchere arranged for a dinner
at his house, which was an hour in the country from Mr. Gladstone's
city residence.  Mrs. Gladstone made Mr. Labouchere promise, as
a condition for permitting her husband to go, that Mr. Gladstone
should be back inside of his home at ten o'clock.

The dinner had no sooner started than some question arose which
not only interested but excited Mr. Gladstone.  He at once entered
upon an eloquent monologue on the subject.  There was no possibility
of interruption by any one, and Mr. Lincoln had no chance whatever
to interpose a remark.  When the clock was nearing eleven Labouchere
interrupted this torrent of talk by saying:  "Mr. Gladstone, it is
now eleven; it is an hour's ride to London, and I promised
Mrs. Gladstone to have you back at ten."  When they were seated
in the carriage Labouchere said to Mr. Gladstone:  "Well, you
have passed an evening with Mr. Lincoln; what do you think of him?"
He replied:  "Mr. Lincoln is a charming personality, but he does
not seem to have much conversation."

Among the very able men whom I met in London was Joseph Chamberlain.
When I first met him he was one of Mr. Gladstone's trusted
lieutenants.  He was a capital speaker, a close and incisive
debater, and a shrewd politician.  When he broke with Mr. Gladstone,
he retained his hold on his constituency and continued to be a
leader in the opposite party.

Mr. Chamberlain told me that in a critical debate in the
House of Commons, when the government was in danger, Mr. Gladstone,
who alone could save the situation, suddenly disappeared.  Every
known resort of his was searched to find him.  Mr. Chamberlain,
recollecting Mr. Gladstone's interest in a certain subject, drove
to the house of the lady whose authority on that subject
Mr. Gladstone highly respected.  He found him submitting to the
lady for her criticism and correction some of Watts's hymns,
which he had translated into Italian.

The British Government sent Mr. Chamberlain to America, and he
had many public receptions given him by our mercantile and other
bodies.  On account of his separating from Mr. Gladstone on
Home Rule, he met with a great deal of hostility here from the Irish.
I was present at a public dinner where the interruptions and
hostile demonstrations were very pronounced.  But Mr. Chamberlain
won his audience by his skill and fighting qualities.

I gave him a dinner at my house and had a number of representative
men to meet him.  He made the occasion exceedingly interesting
by presenting views of domestic conditions in England and
international ones with this country, which were quite new to us.

Mr. Chamberlain was a guest on the Teutonic at the famous review
of the British navy celebrating Queen Victoria's jubilee, where
I had the pleasure of again meeting him.  He had recently married
Miss Endicott, the charming daughter of our secretary of war, and
everybody appreciated that it was a British statesman's honeymoon.

He gave me a dinner in London, at which were present a large
company, and two subjects came under very acute discussion.  There
had been a recent marriage in high English society, where there
were wonderful pedigree and relationships on both sides, but no
money.  It finally developed, however, that under family settlements
the young couple might have fifteen hundred pounds a year, or
seven thousand five hundred dollars.  The decision was unanimous
that they could get along very well and maintain their position on
this sum and be able to reciprocate reasonably the attentions they
would receive.  Nothing could better illustrate the terrific
increase in the cost of living than the contrast between then and now.

Some one of the guests at the dinner said that the Americans by
the introduction of slang were ruining the English language.
Mr. James Russell Lowell had come evidently prepared for this
controversy.  He said that American slang was the common language
of that part of England from which the Pilgrims sailed, and that it
had been preserved in certain parts of the United States, notably
northern New England.  He then produced an old book, a sort of
dictionary of that period, and proved his case.  It was a surprise
to everybody to know that American slang was really classic English,
and still spoken in the remoter parts of Massachusetts and
New Hampshire, though no longer in use in England.

The period of Mr. Gladstone's reign as prime minister was one of
the most interesting for an American visitor who had the privilege
of knowing him and the eminent men who formed his Cabinet.  The
ladies of the Cabinet entertained lavishly and superbly.  A great
favorite at these social gatherings was Miss Margot Tennant,
afterwards Mrs. Asquith.  Her youth, her wit, her originality and
audacity made every function a success which was graced by
her presence.

The bitterness towards Mr. Gladstone of the opposition party
surpassed anything I have met in American politics, except during
the Civil War.  At dinners and receptions given me by my friends
of the Tory party I was supposed as an American to be friendly to
Mr. Gladstone and Home Rule.  I do not know whether this was
the reason or whether it was usual, but on such occasions the
denunciation of Mr. Gladstone as a traitor and the hope of living
to see him executed was very frequent.

I remember one important public man who was largely interested
and a good deal of a power in Canadian and American railroads.
He asked a friend of mine to arrange for me to meet him.  I found
him a most agreeable man and very accurately informed on the
railway situation in Canada and the United States.  He was
preparing for a visit, and so wanted me to fill any gaps there
might be in his knowledge of the situation.

Apropos of the political situation at the time, he suddenly asked
me what was the attitude of the people of the United States towards
Mr. Gladstone and his Home Rule bill.  I told him they were
practically unanimous in favor of the bill, and that Mr. Gladstone
was the most popular Englishman in the United States.  He at once
flew into a violent rage, the rarest thing in the world for an
Englishman, and lost control of his temper to such a degree that
I thought the easiest way to dam the flood of his denunciation
was to plead another engagement and retire from the field.  I met
him frequently afterwards, especially when he came to the
United States, but carefully avoided his pet animosity.

One year, in the height of the crisis of Mr. Gladstone's effort
to pass the Home Rule bill, a member of his Cabinet said to me:
"We of the Cabinet are by no means unanimous in believing in
Mr. Gladstone's effort, but he is the greatest power in our country.
The people implicitly believe in him and we are helping all we can."

It is well known that one after another broke away from him in
time.  The same Cabinet minister continued:  "Mr. Gladstone has
gone to the extreme limit in concessions made in his Home Rule
bill, and he can carry the English, Scotch, and Welsh members.
But every time the Irish seem to be satisfied, they make a new
demand and a greater one.  Unless this stops and the present bill
is accepted, the whole scheme will break down.  Many of the Irish
members are supported by contributions from America.  Their
occupation is politics.  If Home Rule should be adopted the serious
people of Ireland, whose economic interests are at stake, might
come to the front and take all representative offices themselves.
We have come to the conclusion that enough of the Irish members
to defeat the bill do not want Home Rule on any conditions.
I know it is a custom when you arrive home every year that your
friends meet you down the Bay and give you a reception.  Then you
give an interview of your impressions over here, and that interview
is printed as widely in this country as in the United States.  Now
I wish you would do this:  At the reception put in your own way
what I have told you, and especially emphasize that Mr. Gladstone
is imperilling his political career and whole future for the sake
of what he believes would be justice to Ireland.  He cannot go
any further and hold his English, Scotch, and Welsh constituencies.
He believes that he can pass the present bill and start Ireland on
a career of Home Rule if he can receive the support of the Irish
members.  The Americans who believe in Mr. Gladstone and are all
honest Home Rulers will think this is an indirect message from
himself, and it would be if it were prudent for Mr. Gladstone to
send the message."

On my return to New York I did as requested.  The story was
published and commented on everywhere, and whether it was due
to American insistence or not, I do not know, but shortly after
Mr. Gladstone succeeded in carrying his Home Rule bill through the
House of Commons, but it was defeated by the Conservatives in the
House of Lords.

His Irish policy is a tribute to Mr. Gladstone's judgment and
foresight, because in the light and conditions of to-day it is
perfectly plain that if the Gladstone measure had been adopted
at that time, the Irish question would not now be the most difficult
and dangerous in British politics.

I had many talks with Mr. Parnell and made many speeches in his
behalf and later for Mr. Redmond.  I asked him on one occasion
if the Irish desired complete independence and the formation of
an independent government.  He answered:  "No, we want Home Rule,
but to retain our connection in a way with the British Empire.
The military, naval, and civil service of the British Empire gives
great opportunities for our young men.  Ireland in proportion to
its population is more largely represented in these departments
of the British Government than either England, Scotland, or Wales."

Incidental to the division in Mr. Gladstone's Cabinet, which had
not at this time broken out, was the great vogue which a story of
mine had.  I was dining with Earl Spencer.  He had been lord
lieutenant of Ireland and was very popular.  His wife especially
had been as great a success as the vice-regent.  He was called
the Red Earl because of his flowing auburn beard.  He was a very
serious man, devoted to the public service and exceedingly capable.
He almost adored Gladstone and grieved over the growing opposition
in the Cabinet.

The guests at the dinner were all Gladstonians and lamenting these
differences and full of apprehension they might result in a split
in the party.  The earl asked me if we ever had such conditions
in the United States.  I answered:  "Yes."  Mr. Blaine, at that
time at the head of President Harrison's Cabinet as secretary
of state, had very serious differences with his chief, and the
people wondered why he remained.  Mr. Blaine told me this story
apropos of the situation:  The author of a play invited a friend
of his to witness the first production and sent him a complimentary
ticket.  During the first act there were signs of disapproval,
which during the second act broke out into a riot.  An excited
man sitting alongside the guest of the playwright said:  "Stranger,
are you blind or deaf, or do you approve of the play?"  The guest
replied:  "My friend, my sentiments and opinion in regard to this
play do not differ from yours and the rest, but I am here on a
free ticket.  If you will wait a little while till I go out and
buy a ticket, I will come back and help you raise hell."

The most brilliant member of Mr. Gladstone's Cabinet and one of
the most accomplished, versatile, and eloquent men in Great Britain
was Lord Rosebery.  I saw much of him when he was foreign minister
and also after he became prime minister.  Lord Rosebery was not
only a great debater on political questions, he was also the most
scholarly orator of his country on educational, literary, and
patriotic subjects.  He gathered about him always the people
whom a stranger pre-eminently desired to meet.

I recall one of my week-end visits to his home at Mentmore, which
is one of the most delightful of my reminiscences abroad.  He had
taken down there the leaders of his party.  The dinner lasted, the
guests all being men, except Lady Rosebery, who presided, until
after twelve o'clock.  Every one privileged to be there felt that
those four hours had passed more quickly and entertainingly than
any in their experience.

It was a beautiful moonlight night and the very best of English
weather, and we adjourned to the terrace.  There were recalled
personal experiences, incidents of travel from men who had been
all over the world and in critical situations in many lands,
diplomatic secrets revealing crises seriously threatening European
wars, and how these had been averted, alliances made and territories
acquired, adventures of thrilling interest and personal episodes
surpassing fiction.  The company reluctantly separated when the
rising sun admonished them that the night had passed.

It has been my good fortune to be the guest of eminent men in
many lands and on occasions of memorable interest, but the rarest
privilege for any one was to be the guest of Lord Rosebery, either
at his city house or one of his country residences.  The wonderful
charm of the host, his tact with his guests, his talent for drawing
people out and making them appear at their best, linger in their
memories as red-letter days and nights of their lives.

All Americans took great interest in the career of Lord Randolph
Churchill.  His wife was one of the most beautiful and popular
women in English society, and an American.  I knew her father,
Leonard Jerome, very well.  He was a successful banker and a highly
educated and cultured gentleman.  His brother, William Jerome,
was for a long time the best story-teller and one of the wittiest
of New Yorkers.

Lord Randolph Churchill advanced very rapidly in British politics
and became not only one of the most brilliant debaters but one
of the leaders of the House of Commons.  On one of my visits abroad
I received an invitation from the Churchills to visit them at their
country place.  When I arrived I found that they occupied a castle
built in the time of Queen Elizabeth, and in which few modern
alterations had been made.  It was historically a very unique and
interesting structure.  Additions had been made to it by succeeding
generations, each being another house with its own methods of
ingress and egress.  Lord Randolph said:  "I welcome you to my
ancestral home, which I have rented for three months."

Though this temporary residence was very ancient, yet its
hospitalities were dispensed by one of the most up-to-date and
progressive couples in the kingdom.  In the intimacy of a
house-party, not too large, one could enjoy the versatility,
the charm, the wide information, the keen political acumen of
this accomplished and magnetic British statesman.  It was
unfortunate for his country that from overwork he broke down so
early in life.

No one during his period could surpass Baron Alfred Rothschild as
host.  His dinners in town, followed by exquisite musicales, were
the social events of every season.  He was, however, most attractive
at his superb place in the country.  A week-end with him there met
the best traditions of English hospitality.  In the party were sure
to be men and women of distinction, and just the ones whom an
American had read about and was anxious to meet.

Baron Rothschild was a famous musician and an ardent lover of
music.  He had at his country place a wonderfully trained orchestra
of expert musicians.  In the theatre he gave concerts for the
enjoyment of his guests, and led the orchestra himself.  Among
the company was sure to be one or more of the most famous artists
from the opera at Covent Garden, and from these experts his own
leadership and the performance of his perfectly trained company
received unstinted praise and applause.  Baron Rothschild had the
art so necessary for the enjoyment of his guests of getting
together the right people.  He never risked the harmony of his
house by inviting antagonists.

Lord Rothschild, the head of the house, differed entirely from
his amiable and accomplished brother.  While he also entertained,
his mind was engrossed in business and affairs.  I had a conference
with him at the time of the Spanish-American War, which might have
been of historical importance.  He asked me to come and see him
in the Rothschild banking-house, where the traditions of a century
are preserved and unchanged.  He said to me:  "We have been for
a long time the bankers of Spain.  We feel the responsibility for
their securities, which we have placed upon the market.  The
United States is so all-powerful in its resources and spirit that
it can crush Spain.  This we desire to avert.  Spain, though weak
and poor compared to the United States, has nevertheless the
proudest people in the world, and it is a question of Spanish
pride we have to deal with."

In answering him I said:  "Lord Rothschild, it seems to me that
if you had any proposition you should take it to Mr. John Hay,
our accomplished minister."

"No," he said; "then it would become a matter of diplomacy and
publicity.  Now the Spanish Government is willing to comply with
every demand the United States can make.  The government is willing
to grant absolute independence to Cuba, or what it would prefer,
a self-governing colony, with relations like that of Canada to
Great Britain.  Spain is willing to give to the United States
Porto Rico and the Philippine Islands, but she must know beforehand
if these terms will be accepted before making the offer because
if an offer so great as this and involving such a loss of territory
and prestige should be rejected by the United States there would
be a revolution in Spain which might overthrow not only the
government but the monarchy.  What would be regarded as an insult
would be resented by every Spaniard to the bitter end.  That is
why I have asked you to come and wish you to submit this proposition
to your president.  Of course, I remain in a position, if there
should be any publicity about it, to deny the whole thing."

The proposition unfortunately came too late, and Mr. McKinley could
not stop the war.  It was well known in Washington that he was
exceedingly averse to hostilities and believed the difficulties
could be satisfactorily settled by diplomacy, but the people were
aroused to such an extent that they were determined not only to free
Cuba but to punish those who were oppressing the Cubans.

One incident which received little publicity at the time was in
all probability the match which fired the magazine.  One of the
ablest and most level-headed members of the Senate was Senator
Redfield Proctor, of Vermont.  The solidity of his character and
acquirements and his known sense and conservatism made him a
power in Congress, and he had the confidence of the people.  He
visited Cuba and wrote a report in which he detailed as an
eyewitness the atrocities which the government and the soldiers
were perpetrating.  He read this report to Mr. McKinley and
Senator Hanna.  They both said:  "Senator Proctor, if you read
that to the Senate, our negotiations end and war is inevitable."

The president requested the senator to delay reporting to the
Senate.  The excitement and interest in that body were never more
unanimous and intense.  I doubt if any senator could have resisted
this rare opportunity not only to be the centre of the stage but
to occupy the whole platform.  Senator Proctor made his report
and the country was aflame.



One summer I arrived in London and was suffering from a fearful
attack of muscular rheumatism.  I knew perfectly well that I had
brought it on myself by overwork.  I had suffered several attacks
before, but this one was so acute that I consulted Sir Henry Thompson,
at that time the acknowledged head of the British medical
profession.  He made a thorough examination and with most
satisfactory result as to every organ.  "With your perfect
constitution," he said, "this attack is abnormal.  Now tell me of
your day and every day at home.  Begin with breakfast."

"I breakfast at a quarter of eight," I said.

"Then," continued the doctor, "give me the whole day."

"I arrive at my office," I said, "at nine.  Being president of
a great railway company, there is a large correspondence to be
disposed of.  I see the heads of the different departments and
get in touch with every branch of the business.  Then I meet
committees of chambers of commerce or shippers, or of employees
who have a grievance, and all this will occupy me until five
o'clock, when I go home.  I take a very short lunch, often at
my desk, to save time.  On arriving home I take a nap of ten or
fifteen minutes, and then look over my engagements for the evening.
If it is a speech, which will probably happen four evenings in a
week, I prepare in the next hour and then deliver it at some public
banquet or hall.  If I have accepted a formal address or, as we
call them in America, orations, it is ground out on odd evenings,
Sunday afternoon and night."

The doctor turned to me abruptly and said:  "You ought to be dead.
Now, you have the most perfect constitution and less impaired than
any I have examined at your time of life.  If you will follow the
directions which I give you, you can be perfectly well and sound
at the age of one hundred.  If you continue your present life until
seventy, you will have a nervous breakdown, and thereafter become
a nuisance to yourself and everybody else.  I advise absolute rest
at a remote place in Switzerland.  There you will receive no
newspapers, and you will hear nothing from the outside world.
You will meet there only English who are seeking health, and they
will not speak to you.  Devote your day to walking over the
mountains, adding to your tramp as your strength increases, and
lie for hours on the bank of a quiet stream there, and be intensely
interested as you throw pebbles into it to see how wide you can
make the circles from the spot where the pebble strikes the water."

I thought I understood my temperament better than the doctor, and
that any rest for me was not solitude but entire change of
occupation.  So I remained in London and lunched and dined out
every day for several weeks, with a week-end over every Sunday.
In other ways, however, I adopted the doctor's directions and not
only returned home cured, but have been free from rheumatism
ever since.

I was in London at both the queen's fiftieth anniversary of her
reign and her jubilee.  The reverence and love the English people
had for Queen Victoria was a wonderful exhibition of her wisdom
as a sovereign and of her charm and character as a woman.  The
sixty years of her reign were a wonderful epoch in the growth of
her empire and in its relations to the world.

Once I said to a member of the Cabinet, who, as minister of
foreign affairs had been brought in close contact with the queen:
"I am very much impressed with the regard which the people have
for Queen Victoria.  What is her special function in your scheme
of government?"

"She is invaluable," he answered, "to every prime minister and
the Cabinet.  The prime minister, after the close of the debate
in the House of Commons every night, writes the queen a full
report of what has occurred at that session.  This has been going
on for more than half a century.  The queen reads these accounts
carefully and has a most retentive memory.  If these communications
of the prime ministers were ever available to the public, they
would present a remarkable contrast of the minds and the methods
of different prime ministers and especially those two extreme
opposites, Gladstone and Disraeli.  The queen did not like Gladstone,
because she said he always preached, but she had an intense
admiration for Disraeli, who threw into his nightly memoranda all
his skill not only as a statesman, but a novelist.  The queen also
has been consulted during all these years on every crisis, domestic
or foreign, and every matter of Cabinet importance.  The result
is that she is an encyclopaedia.  Very often there will be a dispute
with some of the great powers or lesser ones, which is rapidly
growing to serious proportions.  We can find no report of its
beginning.  The queen, however, will remember just when the
difficulty began, and why it was pushed aside and not settled,
and who were the principal actors in the negotiations.  With that
data we often arrive at a satisfactory settlement."

I remember one garden-party at Buckingham Palace.  The day was
perfect and the attendance phenomenally large and distinguished.
While there were places on the grounds where a luncheon was served,
the guests neglected these places and gathered about a large tent
where the royalties had their refreshments.  It was an intense
curiosity, not so much to see their sovereign eat and drink, as
to improve the opportunity to reverently gaze upon her at close
range.  The queen called various people whom she knew from this
circle of onlookers for a familiar talk.

When the luncheon was served the attendant produced an immense
napkin, which she spread over herself, almost from her neck to
the bottom of her dress.  A charming English lady, who stood beside
me, said:  "I know you are laughing at the economy of our Queen."

"On the contrary," I said, "I am admiring an example of carefulness
and thrift which, if it could be universally known, would be of
as great benefit in the United States as in Great Britain."

"Well," she continued, "I do wish that the dear old lady was not
quite so careful."

At a period when the lives of the continental rulers were in great
peril from revolutionists and assassins, the queen on both her
fiftieth anniversary and her jubilee rode in an open carriage
through many miles of London streets, with millions of spectators
on either side pressing closely upon the procession, and there was
never a thought that she was in the slightest danger.  She was
fearless herself, but she had on the triple armor of the overmastering
love and veneration of the whole people.  Americans remembered
that in the crisis of our Civil War it was the influence of the
queen, more than any other, which prevented Great Britain
recognizing the Southern Confederacy.

Among the incidents of her jubilee was the greatest naval
demonstration ever known.  The fleets of Great Britain were summoned
from all parts of the globe and anchored in a long and imposing
line in the English Channel.  Mr. Ismay, at that time the head
of the White Star Line, took the Teutonic, which had just been
built and was not yet in regular commission, as his private yacht.
He had on board a notable company, representing the best, both
of men and women, of English life.  He was the most generous of
hosts, and every care taken for the individual comfort of his
guests.  In the intimacy for several days of such an excursion
we all became very well acquainted.  There were speeches at
the dinners and dances afterwards on the deck for the younger
people.  The war-ships were illuminated at night by electric
lights, and the launch of the Teutonic took us down one lane and
up another through the long lines of these formidable defenders
of Great Britain.

One day there was great excitement when a war-ship steamed into
our midst and it was announced that it was the German emperor's.
Even as early as that he excited in the English mind both curiosity
and apprehension.  One of the frequent questions put to me, both
then and for years afterwards at English dinners, was:  "What do
you think of the German emperor?"

Shortly after his arrival he came on to the Teutonic with the
Prince of Wales, afterwards King Edward VII.  The prince knew
many of the company and was most cordial all around.  The emperor
was absorbed in an investigation of this new ship and her
possibilities both in the mercantile marine and as a cruiser.
I heard him say to the captain:  "How are you armed?"  The captain
told him that among his equipment he had a new invention, a
quick-firing gun.  The emperor was immediately greatly excited.
He examined the gun and questioned its qualities and possibilities
until he was master of every detail.  Then he turned to one of
his officers and gave a quick order that the gun should be
immediately investigated and all that were required should be
provided for Germany.

I heard a picturesque story from a member of the court, of
Queen Victoria's interest in all public affairs.  There was then,
as there is generally in European relations, some talk of war.
The queen was staying at her castle at Osborne on the Isle of Wight.
He said she drove alone down to the shore one night and sat there
a long time looking at this great fleet, which was the main
protection of her empire and her people.  It would be interesting
if one could know what were her thoughts, her fears, and her hopes.

The queen was constantly assisting the government in the maintenance
of friendly relations with foreign powers by entertaining their
representatives at Windsor Castle.  When General Grant, after
he retired from the presidency, made his trip around the world,
the question which disturbed our American minister, when General Grant
arrived in London, was how he could be properly received and
recognized.  Of course, under our usage, he had become a private
citizen, and was no more entitled to official recognition than any
other citizen.  This was well known in the diplomatic circles.
When the ambassadors and ministers of foreign countries in London
were appealed to, they unanimously said that as they represented
their sovereigns they could not yield precedence to General Grant,
but he must sit at the foot of the table.  The Prince of Wales
solved this question with his usual tact and wisdom.  Under the
recognized usage at any entertainment, the Prince of Wales can
select some person as his special guest to sit at his right, and,
therefore, precede everybody else.  The prince made this suggestion
to our minister and performed this courteous act at all functions
given to General Grant.  Queen Victoria supplemented this by
extending the same invitation to General and Mrs. Grant to dine
and spend the night with her at Windsor Castle, which was extended
only to visiting royalty.

I remember that the Army of the Potomac was holding its annual
meeting and commemoration at one of our cities when the cable
announced that General Grant was being entertained by Queen Victoria
at Windsor Castle.  The conventions of diplomacy, which requires
all communications to pass through the ambassador of one's country
to the foreign minister of another country before it can reach the
sovereign were not known to these old soldiers, so they cabled
a warm message to General Grant, care of Queen Victoria,
Windsor Castle, England.

One of the most delightful bits of humor in my recollections of
journalistic enterprise was an editorial by a Mr. Alden, one
of the editors of the New York Times.  Mr. Alden described with
great particularity, as if giving the details of the occurrence,
that the messenger-boy arrived at Windsor Castle during the night
and rang the front door-bell; that Her Majesty called out of the
window in quite American style, "Who is there?" and the messenger-boy
shouted, "Cable for General Grant.  Is he staying at this house?"
I can only give a suggestion of Alden's fun, which shook the
whole country.

One of the court officers said to me during the jubilee:  "Royalties
are here from every country, and among those who have come over
is Liliuokalani, Queen of the Hawaiian Islands.  She is as insistent
of her royal rights as the Emperor of Germany.  We have consented
that she should be a guest at a dinner of our queen and spend
the night at Windsor Castle.  We have settled her place among
the royalties in the procession through London and offered her
the hussars as her guard of honor.  She insists, however, that
she shall have the same as the other kings, a company of the
guards.  Having recognized her, we are obliged to yield."  The
same officer told me that at the dinner the dusky queen said to
Queen Victoria:  "Your Majesty, I am a blood relative of yours."

"How so?" was the queen's astonished answer.

"Why," said Liliuokalani, "my grandfather ate your Captain Cook."



One of the most interesting of the many distinguished men who
were either guests on the Teutonic or visited us was Admiral Lord
Charles Beresford.  He was a typical sailor of the highest class
and very versatile.  He made a good speech, either social or
political, and was a delightful companion on all occasions.  He
had remarkable adventures all over the world, and was a word
painter of artistic power.  He knew America well and was very
sympathetic with our ideals.  I met him many times in many relations
and always with increasing regard and esteem.

I was entertained by Lord Beresford once in the most original way.
He had a country place about an hour from London and invited me
to come down on a Sunday afternoon and meet some friends.  It was
a delightful garden-party on an ideal English summer day.  He
pressed me to stay for dinner, saying:  "There will be a few friends
coming, whom I am anxious for you to know."

The friends kept coming, and after a while Lady Beresford said
to him:  "We have set all the tables we have and the dining-room
and the adjoining room can hold.  How many have you invited?"

The admiral answered:  "I cannot remember, but if we delay the
dinner until a quarter of nine, I am sure they will all be here."

When we sat down we numbered over fifty.  Lord Charles's abounding
and irresistible hospitality had included everybody whom he had met
the day before.

The butler came to Lord Charles shortly after we sat down and
said:  "My lord, it is Sunday night, and the shops are all closed.
We can add nothing to what we have in the house, and the soup
has given out."

"Well," said this admirable strategist, "commence with those for
whom you have no soup with the fish.  When the fish gives out,
start right on with the next course, and so to the close of the
dinner.  In that way everybody will get something."

After a while the butler again approached the admiral and said:
"My lord, the champagne is all gone."

"Well," said Lord Charles, "start in on cider."

It was a merry company, and they all caught on to the situation.
The result was one of the most hilarious, enjoyable, and original
entertainments of my life.  It lasted late, and everybody with
absolute sincerity declared he or she had had the best time ever.

I was asked to meet Lord John Fisher, in a way a rival of
Lord Beresford.  Both were exceedingly able and brilliant officers
and men of achievement, but they were absolutely unlike; one had
all the characteristics of the Celt and the other of the Saxon.

One of the most interesting things in Lord Fisher's talk, especially
in view of later developments, was his description of the
discoveries and annexations to the British Empire, made by the
British navy.  In regard to this he said:  "The British navy had
been acquiring positions of strategic importance to the safety and
growth of the empire from time immemorial, and some fool of a
prime minister on a pure matter of sentiment is always giving away
to our possible enemies one or the other of these advantageous
positions."  He referred especially to Heligoland, the gift of
which to Germany had taken place not long before.  If Heligoland,
fortified like Gibraltar, had remained in the possession of the
British Government, Germany would not have ventured upon the late war.

Lord Fisher exemplified what I have often met with in men who have
won eminent distinction in some career, whose great desire was
to have fame in another and entirely different one.  Apparently
he wished his friends and those he met to believe that he was
the best storyteller in the world; that he had the largest stock
of original anecdotes and told them better than anybody else.
I found that he was exceedingly impatient and irritable when any
one else started the inevitable "that reminds me," and he was
intolerant with the story the other was trying to tell.  But I
discovered, also, that most of his stories, though told with great
enthusiasm, were very familiar, or, as we Americans would
say, "chestnuts."

During my summer vacations I spent two weeks or more at Homburg,
the German watering-place.  It was at that time the most interesting
resort on the continent.  The Prince of Wales, afterwards
King Edward VII, was always there, and his sister, the Dowager
Empress of Germany, had her castle within a few miles.  It was
said that there was a quorum of both Houses of Parliament in
Homburg while the prince was there, but his presence also drew
representatives from every department of English life, the bench
and the bar, writers of eminence of both sexes, distinguished
artists, and people famous on both the dramatic and the operatic
stage.  The prince, with keen discrimination, had these interesting
people always about him.  There were also social leaders, whose
entertainments were famous in London, who did their best to add
to the pleasure of the visit of the prince.  I met him frequently
and was often his guest at his luncheons and dinners.  He fell
in at once in the Homburg way.

The routine of the cure was to be at the springs every morning
at seven o'clock, to take a glass of water, walk half an hour
with some agreeable companion, and repeat this until three glasses
had been consumed.  Then breakfast, and after that the great
bathing-house at eleven o'clock.  The bathing-house was a
meeting-place for everybody.  Another meeting-place was the open-air
concerts in the afternoon.  In the evening came the formal dinners
and some entertainment afterwards.

Both for luncheon and dinner the prince always had quite a large
company.  He was a host of great charm, tact, and character.  He
had a talent of drawing out the best there was in those about his
table, and especially of making the occasion very agreeable for
a stranger.  Any one at his entertainments always carried away
either in the people he met or the things that were said, or both,
permanent recollections.

I do not think the prince bothered about domestic questions.  He
was very observant of the limitations and restrictions which the
English Government imposes upon royalty.  He was, however, very
keen upon his country's foreign relations.  In the peace of Europe
he was an important factor, being so closely allied with the imperial
houses of Germany and Russia.  There is no doubt that he prevented
the German Emperor from acquiring a dangerous control over the
Czar.  He was very fixed and determined to maintain and increase
friendly relations between the United States and Great Britain.
He succeeded, after many varied and long-continued efforts, in
doing away with the prejudices and hostilities of the French
towards the English, an accomplishment of infinite value to his
country in these later years.

I was told that the prince required very little sleep, that he
retired to bed late and was an early riser.  I was awakened one
night by his equerry calling me up, saying the prince was on
the terrace of the Kursaal and wanted to see me.  The lights were
all out, everybody had gone, and he was sitting alone at a table
illuminated by a single candle.  What he desired was to discuss
American affairs and become more familiar with our public men,
our ideals, our policies, and especially any causes which could
possibly be removed of irritation between his own country and
ours.  This discussion lasted till daylight.

Meeting him on the street one day, he stopped and asked me to
step aside into an opening there was in the hedge.  He seemed
laboring under considerable excitement, and said:  "Why do the
people in the United States want to break up the British Empire?"

I knew he referred to the Home Rule bill for Ireland, which was
then agitating Parliament and the country, and also the frequent
demonstrations in its favor which were occurring in the United States.

I said to him:  "Sir, I do not believe there is a single American
who has any thought of breaking up the British Empire.  We are
wedded to the federal principle of independent States, which are
sovereign in their local affairs and home matters, but on
everything you call imperial the United States is supreme.  To
vindicate this principle we fought a Civil War, in which we lost
more lives, spent more money, destroyed more property, and incurred
more debt than any contest of modern time.  The success of the
government has been so complete that the States which were in
rebellion and their people are quite as loyal to the general
government as those who fought to preserve it.  The prosperity
of the country, with this question settled, has exceeded the bounds
of imagination.  So Americans think of your trouble with Ireland
in terms of our federated States and believe that all your
difficulties could be adjusted in the same way."

We had a long discussion in which he asked innumerable questions,
and never referred to the subject again.  I heard afterwards among
my English friends that he who had been most hostile was becoming
a Home Ruler.

At another time he wanted to know why our government had treated
the British ambassador, Lord Sackville West, so badly and ruined
his career.  The Sackville West incident was already forgotten,
though it was the liveliest question of its time.

Cleveland was president and a candidate for re-election.
Sackville West was the British ambassador.  A little company of
shrewd Republican politicians in California thought if they could
get an admission that the British Government was interfering in
our election in favor of Cleveland, it would be a fine asset in
the campaign, and so they wrote to Lord Sackville West, telling
him they were Englishmen who had become naturalized American
citizens.  In voting they were anxious to vote for the side which
would be best for their native land; would he kindly and very
confidentially advise them whether to support the Democratic or
the Republican ticket.  Sackville West swallowed the bait without
investigation, and wrote them a letter advising them to vote the
Democratic ticket.

There never had been such consternation in diplomatic circles in
Washington.  Of course, Mr. Cleveland and his supporters had to
get out from under the situation as quickly and gracefully as possible.

The administration instantly demanded that the British Government
should recall Lord Sackville West, which was done, and he was
repudiated for his activity in American politics.  It was curious
that the prince had apparently never been fully informed of
the facts, but had been misled by Sackville West's explanation,
and the prince was always loyal to a friend.

One year Mr. James G. Blaine visited Homburg, and the prince
at once invited him to luncheon.  Blaine's retort to a question
delighted every American in the place.  One of the guests was
the then Duke of Manchester, an old man and a great Tory.  When
the duke grasped that Blaine was a leading American and had been
a candidate for the presidency of the United States, all his old
Toryism was aroused, and he was back in the days of George III.
To the horror of the prince, the duke said to Mr. Blaine:  "The most
outrageous thing in all history was your rebellion and separation
from the best government on earth."  He said much more before
the prince could stop him.

Blaine, with that grace and tact for which he was so famous,
smilingly said:  "Well, your Grace, if George III had had the sense,
tact, and winning qualities of his great-grandson, our host, it is
just possible that we might now be a self-governing colony in
the British Empire."

The answer relieved the situation and immensely pleased the host.
Lord Rosebery once said in a speech that, with the tremendous
growth in every element of greatness of the United States, if the
American colonies had remained in the British Empire, with their
preponderating influence and prestige, the capital of Great Britain
might have been moved to New York and Buckingham Palace rebuilt
in Central Park.

At another dinner one of the guests of the prince suddenly shot
at me across the table the startling question:  "Do you know
certain American heiresses"--naming them--"now visiting London?"

I answered "Yes"--naming one especially, a very beautiful and
accomplished girl who was quite the most popular debutante of
the London season.

"How much has she?" he asked.

I named the millions which she would probably inherit.  "But,"
I added, "before you marry an American heiress, you better be sure
that she can say the Lord's Prayer."

He said with great indignation that he would be astonished if any
American girl could be recognized in English society who had been
so badly brought up that she was not familiar with the Lord's Prayer.

"All of them are," I replied, "but few heiresses, unless they have
come into their inheritance and can say 'Our Father, who art in
heaven,' will inherit much, because American fathers are very
speculative."

He continued to express his astonishment at this lack of religious
training in an American family, while the prince enjoyed the joke
so much that I was fearful in his convulsive laughter he would have
a fit of apoplexy.

Once, at a dinner given by the prince, an old lady of very high
rank and leading position said suddenly to me, and in a way which
aroused the attention of the whole company:  "Is it true that
divorces are very common in America?"

I knew that a denial by me would not convince her or any others
who shared in this belief, then very common in Europe.  Of course,
the prince knew better.  I saw from his expression that he wished
me to take advantage of the opportunity.  I made up my mind quickly
that the best way to meet this belief was by an exaggeration which
would show its absurdity.

Having once started, the imaginative situation grew beyond my
anticipation.  I answered:  "Yes, divorces are so common with us
that the government has set aside one of our forty-odd States for
this special purpose.  It is the principal business of the authorities.
Most of these actions for divorce take place at the capital, which
is always crowded with great numbers of people from all parts of
the country seeking relief from their marital obligations."

"Did you ever visit that capital?" asked the prince.

"Yes, several times," I answered, "but not for divorce.  My domestic
relations have always been very happy, but it is also a famous
health resort, and I went there for the cure."

"Tell us about your visit," said the prince.

"Well," I continued, "it was out of season when I was first there,
so the only amusement or public occasions of interest were
prayer-meetings."

The old lady asked excitedly:  "Share meetings?"  She had been
a large and unfortunate investor in American stocks.

I relieved her by saying:  "No, not share meetings, but religious
prayer-meetings.  I remember one evening that the gentleman who
sat beside me turned suddenly to his wife and said:  'We must get
out of here at once; the air is too close.'  'Why, no,' she said;
'the windows are all open and the breeze is fresh.'  'Yes,' he
quickly remarked, 'but next to you are your two predecessors from
whom I was divorced, and that makes the air too close for me.'"

The old lady exclaimed:  "What a frightful condition!"

"Tell us more," said the prince.

"Well," I continued, "one day the mayor of the city invited me
to accompany him to the station, as the divorce train was about
to arrive.  I found at the station a judge and one of the court
attendants.  The attendant had a large package of divorce decrees
to which the seal of the court had been attached, and also the
signature of the judge.  They only required to have the name of
the party desiring divorce inserted.  Alongside the judge stood
a clergyman of the Established Church in full robes of his sacred
office.  When the passengers had all left the cars, the conductor
jumped on to one of the car platforms and shouted to the crowd:
'All those who desire divorce will go before the judge and make
their application.'

"When they had all been released by the court the conductor again
called out:  'All those who have been accompanied by their partners,
or where both have been to-day released from their former husbands
and wives to be remarried, will go before the rector.'  He married
them in a body, whereupon they all resumed their places on the
train.  The blowing of the whistle and the ringing of the bell on
the locomotive was the music of their first, second, or third
honeymoon journey."

The old lady threw up her hands in horror and cried:  "Such an
impious civilization must come speedily not only to spiritual and
moral destruction, but chaos."

Most of the company saw what an amazing caricature the whole story
was and received it with great hilarity.  The effect of it was to
end, for that circle, at least, and their friends, a serious
discussion of the universality of American divorces.

The prince was always an eager sportsman and a very chivalric
one.  At the time of one of the races at Cowes he became very
indignant at the conduct of an American yachtsman who had entered
his boat.  It was charged by the other competitors that this
American yachtsman violated all the unwritten laws of the contest.

After the race the prince said to me:  "A yacht is a gentleman's
home, whether it is racing or sailing about for pleasure.  The
owner of this yacht, to make her lighter and give her a better
chance, removed all the furniture and stripped her bare.  He even
went so far, I am told, that when he found the steward had left
his stateroom a tooth-brush, he threw it out of the port window."

It will be seen from these few anecdotes how intensely human was
the Prince of Wales.  He did much for his country, both as prince
and king, and filled in a wise and able way the functions of his
office.  Certainly no official did quite so much for the peace of
Europe during his time, and no royalty ever did more to make the
throne popular with the people.  I heard him speak at both formal
and informal occasions, and his addresses were always tactful
and wise.

While at Homburg we used to enjoy the delightful excursions to
Nauheim, the famous nerve-cure place.  I met there at one time
a peculiar type of Americans, quite common in former years.  They
were young men who, having inherited fortunes sufficient for their
needs, had no ambitions.  After a strenuous social life at home
and in Europe, they became hypochondriacs and were chasing cures
for their imaginary ills from one resort to another.

One of them, who had reached middle life, had, of course, become
in his own opinion a confirmed invalid.  I asked him:  "What
brought you here?  You look very well."

"That is just my trouble," he answered.  "I look very well and
so get no sympathy, but my nervous system is so out of order that
it only takes a slight shock to completely disarrange it.  For
instance, the cause of my present trouble.  I was dining in Paris
at the house of a famous hostess, and a distinguished company
was present.  The only three Americans were two ladies and myself.
I was placed between them.  You know one of these ladies, while
a great leader at home, uses very emphatic language when she is
irritated.  The dinner, like most French dinners, with many
courses, was unusually long.  Suddenly this lady, leaning over
me, said to her sister:  'Damn it, Fan, will this dinner never end?'
The whole table was shocked and my nerves were completely shattered."
The great war, as I think, exterminated this entire tribe.

I was delighted to find at Nauheim my old friends, Mark Twain and
the Reverend Doctor Joseph Twichell, of Hartford, Conn.  Doctor
Twichell was Mark Twain's pastor at home.  He was in college with
me at Yale, and I was also associated with him in the governing
corporation of Yale University.  He was one of the finest wits
and remarkable humorists of his time.  Wit and humor were with
him spontaneous, and he bubbled over with them.  Mark Twain's
faculties in that line were more labored and had to be worked out.
Doctor Twichell often furnished in the rough the jewels which
afterwards in Mark Twain's workshop became perfect gems.

I invited them to come over and spend the day and dine with me
in the evening at Homburg.  Mark Twain at that time had the
reputation in England of being the greatest living wit and humorist.
It soon spread over Homburg that he was in town and was to dine
with me in the evening, and requests came pouring in to be invited.
I kept enlarging my table at the Kursaal, with these requests,
until the management said they could go no farther.  I placed
Mark Twain alongside Lady Cork, one of the most brilliant women
in England.  In the course of years of acquaintance I had met
Mark Twain under many conditions.  He was very uncertain in a
social gathering.  Sometimes he would be the life of the occasion
and make it one to be long remembered, but generally he contributed
nothing.  At this dinner, whenever he showed the slightest sign
of making a remark, there was dead silence, but the remark did
not come.  He had a charming time, and so did Lady Cork, but the
rest of the company heard nothing from the great humorist, and
they were greatly disappointed.

The next morning Mark Twain came down to the springs in his
tramping-suit, which had fairly covered the continent.  I introduced
him to the Prince of Wales, and he was charmed with him in their
hour of walk and talk.  At dinner that evening the prince said
to me:  "I would have invited Mark Twain this evening, if I thought
he had with him any dinner clothes."

"At my dinner last night," I said, "he met every conventional
requirement."

"Then," continued the prince, "I would be much obliged if you
would get him for dinner with me to-morrow evening."

It was very much the same company as had dined with the prince
the night before.  Again Twain was for a long time a complete
disappointment.  I knew scores of good things of his and tried
my best to start him off, but without success.  The prince, who
was unusually adroit and tactful in drawing a distinguished guest
out, also failed.  When the dinner was over, however, and we had
reached the cigars, Mark Twain started in telling a story in his
most captivating way.  His peculiar drawl, his habit in emphasizing
the points by shaking his bushy hair, made him a dramatic narrator.
He never had greater success.  Even the veteran Mark himself was
astonished at the uproarious laughter which greeted almost every
sentence and was overwhelming when he closed.

There are millions of stories in the world, and several hundred
of them good ones.  No one knew more of them than Mark Twain,
and yet out of this vast collection he selected the one which
I had told the night before to the same company.  The laughter
and enjoyment were not at the story, but because the English had,
as they thought, caught me in retailing to them from Mark Twain's
repertoire one of his stories.  It so happened that it was a story
which I had heard as happening upon our railroad in one of my
tours of inspection.  I had told it in a speech, and it had been
generally copied in the American newspapers.  Mark Twain's
reputation as the greatest living humorist caused that crowd to
doubt the originality of my stories.

Mark had declined the cigars, but the prince was so delighted that
he offered him one of the highly prized selection from his own
case.  This drew from him a story, which I have not seen in any
of his books.  I have read Mark Twain always with the greatest
pleasure.  His books of travel have been to me a source of endless
interest, and his "Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc" is the
best representation of the saint and heroine that I know.

When the prince offered him the cigar, Mark said:  "No, prince,
I never smoke.  I have the reputation in Hartford, Conn., of
furnishing at my entertainments the worst of cigars.  When I was
going abroad, and as I would be away for several years, I gave
a reception and invited all my friends.  I had the governor of
the State of Connecticut and the judges of the highest courts,
and the most distinguished members of the legislature.  I had
the leading clergymen and other citizens, and also the president
and faculty of Yale University and Trinity College.

"At three o'clock in the afternoon my butler, who is a colored
man, Pompey by name, came to me and said:  'Mr. Clemens, we have
no cigars.'  Just then a pedler's wagon stopped at the gate.  In
England they call them cheap jacks.  I hailed the merchant and
said:  'What have you in your wagon?'  'Well,' he answered, 'I have
some Gobelin tapestries, Sevres china, and Japanese cloisonne
vases, and a few old masters.'  Then I said to him:  'I do not
want any of those, but have you cigars, and how much?'  The pedler
answered:  'Yes, sir, I have some excellent cigars, which I will
sell you at seventeen cents a barrel.'  I have to explain that
a cent is an English farthing.  Then I told him to roll a barrel in."

"It was a great occasion, one of the greatest we ever had in the
old State of Connecticut," continued Mark, "but I noticed that
the guests left unusually early after supper.  The next morning
I asked the butler why they left so early.  'Well,' he said,
'Mr. Clemens, everybody enjoyed the supper, and they were all
having a good time until I gave them the cigars.  After the gentleman
had taken three puffs, he said:  "Pomp, you infernal nigger, get
me my hat and coat quick."  When I went out, my stone walk, which
was one hundred yards long from the front door to the gate, was
just paved with those cigars.'"  This specimen of American
exaggeration told in Mark Twain's original way made a great hit.

I met Mark Twain at a theatrical supper in London given by
Sir Henry Irving.  It was just after his publishing firm had failed
so disastrously.  It was a notable company of men of letters,
playwrights, and artists.  Poor Mark was broken in health and
spirits.  He tried to make a speech, and a humorous one, but it
saddened the whole company.

I met him again after he had made the money on his remarkable
lecture tour around the world, with which he met and paid all his
debts.  It was an achievement worthy of the famous effort of
Sir Walter Scott.  Jubilant, triumphant, and free, Mark Twain that
night was the hero never forgotten by any one privileged to
be present.



One year, after strenuous work and unusual difficulties, which,
however, had been successfully met, I was completely exhausted.
I was advised to take a short trip to Europe, and, as usual, the
four weeks' change of air and occupation was a complete cure.
I decided to include Rome in my itinerary, though I felt that my
visit would be something like the experience of Phineas Fogg, who
did the whole of Europe and saw all there was of it in ten days.

When I arrived in the Eternal City, my itinerary gave me four days
there.  I wanted to see everything and also to meet, if possible,
one of the greatest of popes, Leo XIII.  I was armed only with a
letter from my accomplished and distinguished friend, Archbishop
Corrigan.  I secured the best-known guide, who informed me that
my efforts to see the sights within my limited time would be
impossible.  Nevertheless, the incentive of an extra large commission
dependent upon distances covered and sights seen, led to my going
through the streets behind the best team of horses in Rome and
pursued by policemen and dogs, and the horses urged on by a driver
frantic for reward, and a guide who professionally and financially
was doing the stunt of his life.  It was astounding how much ground
was really covered in the city of antiquities and art by this
devotion to speed and under competent guidance.

When I asked to see the pope, I was informed that his health was
not good and audiences had been suspended.  I wrote a letter
to the cardinal-secretary, enclosing Archbishop Corrigan's letter,
and stated my anxiety to meet His Holiness and the limited time
I had.  A few hours afterwards I received a letter from the cardinal
stating that the Holy Father appreciated the circumstances, and
would be very glad to welcome me in private audience at eleven
o'clock the next morning.

When I arrived at the Vatican I was received as a distinguished
visitor.  The papal guards were turned out, and I was finally
ushered into the room of Cardinal Merry del Val.  He was a young
man then and an accomplished diplomat, and most intimately informed
on all questions of current interest.  Literature, music, drama,
political conditions in Europe were among his accomplishments.
He said the usual formula when a stranger is presented to the pope
is for the guest to kneel and kiss his ring.  The pope has decided
that all this will be omitted in your case.  He will receive you
exactly as an eminent foreigner calling by appointment upon the
President of the United States.

When I was ushered into the presence of the pope he left his
throne, came forward, grasped me cordially by the hand, and welcomed
me in a very charming way.  He was not a well man, and his bloodless
countenance was as white and pallid as his robes.  This was all
relieved, however, by the brilliancy of his wonderful eyes.

After a few preliminary remarks he plunged into the questions in
which he was deeply interested.  He feared the spread of communism
and vividly described its efforts to destroy the church, ruin
religion, extirpate faith, and predicted that if successful it
would destroy civilization.

I told him that I was deeply interested in the encyclical he had
recently issued to reconcile or make more harmonious the relations
between capital and labor.  He commenced speaking upon that
subject, and in a few minutes I saw that I was to be privileged
to hear an address from one who as priest and bishop had been
one of the most eloquent orators of the age.  In his excitement he
leaned forward, grasping the arms of the throne, the color returned
to his cheeks, his eyes flashed, his voice was vibrant, and I was
the audience, the entranced audience of the best speech I ever
heard upon the question of labor and capital.

I was fearful on account of his health, that the exertion might be
too great, and so arose to leave.  He again said to me, and taking
my hand:  "I know all about you and am very grateful to you that
in your official capacity as president of the New York Central
Railroad you are treating so fairly the Catholics.  I know that
among your employees twenty-eight thousand are of the Catholic
faith, and not one of them has ever known any discrimination
because of their belief, but all of them have equal opportunities
with the others for the rewards of their profession and protection
in their employment."

The next day he sent a special messenger for a renewal of the
conversation, but unhappily I had left Rome the night before.

During my stay in Rome of four days I had visited most of its
antiquities, its famous churches, and spent several hours in the
Vatican gallery.  Our American minister, one of the most accomplished
of our diplomats, Mr. William Potter, had also given me a dinner,
where I was privileged to meet many celebrities of the time.



Among English statesmen I found in Lord Salisbury an impressive
figure.  In a long conversation I had with him at the Foreign Office
he talked with great freedom on the relations between the
United States and Great Britain.  He was exceedingly anxious that
friendly conditions should continue and became most cordial.

The frequent disposition on the part of American politicians to
issue a challenge or create eruptions disturbed him.  I think he
was in doubt when President Cleveland made his peremptory demands
on the Venezuela boundary question if the president recognized
their serious importance, both for the present and the future.  He,
however, reluctantly yielded to the arbitration, won a complete
victory, and was satisfied that such irritating questions were
mainly political and for election purposes, and had better be met
in a conciliatory spirit.

I remember a garden-party at Hatfield House, the historical home
of the Cecils, given in honor of King Victor Emmanuel III, who
had recently come to the throne.  Lord Salisbury was of gigantic
proportions physically, while the king was undersized.  The contrast
between the two was very striking, especially when they were in
animated conversation--the giant prime minister talking down to
His Majesty, and he with animated gestures talking up to the premier.

It is not too great a stretch of imagination, when one knows how
traditional interviews and conversations between European rulers
affect their relations, present and future, to find in that
entertainment and conference that the seed there was sown for
the entrance of Italy, at one of the crises of the Great War, on
the side of the Allies and against Germany, to whom she was bound
by the Triple Alliance.

Mr. Gladstone said to me at one time:  "I have recently met a most
interesting countryman of yours.  He is one of the best-informed
and able men of any country whom I have had the pleasure of talking
with for a long time, and he is in London now.  I wish you would
tell me all about him."

Mr. Gladstone could not recall his name.  As there were a number
of American congressmen in London, I asked:  "Was he a congressman?"

"No," he answered; "he had a more important office."

I then remembered that DeWitt Clinton, when a United States senator,
resigned to become mayor of the City of New York.  On that
inspiration I asked:  "Mayor of the City of New York?"

"Yes, that is it," Mr. Gladstone answered.

I then told him that it was Abram S. Hewitt, and gave him a
description of Mr. Hewitt's career.  Mr. Gladstone was most
enthusiastic about him.

It was my fortune to know Mr. Hewitt very well for many years.
He richly merited Mr. Gladstone's encomium.  He was one of the
most versatile and able Americans in public or private life during
his time.  His father was an English tenant-farmer who moved with
his family to the United States.  Mr. Hewitt received a liberal
education and became a great success both in business and public
life.  He was much more than a business man, mayor of New York,
or a congressman--he was public-spirited and a wise reformer.

Mr. Hewitt told me two interesting incidents in his career.  When
he visited England he was received with many and flattering
attentions.  Among his invitations was a week-end to the home
of the nobleman upon whose estates his father had been a
tenant-farmer.  When Mr. Hewitt told the nobleman, who was
entertaining him as a distinguished American, about his father's
former relations as one of his tenants, the nobleman said:  "Your
father made a great mistake in giving up his farm and emigrating
to the United States.  He should have remained here."

Mr. Hewitt said:  "But, my lord, so far as I am concerned I do
not think so."

"Why?" asked his lordship.

"Because," answered Mr. Hewitt, "then I could never have been a
guest on equal terms in your house."

Mr. Hewitt was one of the foremost iron founders and steel
manufacturers of the country.  At the time of our Civil War our
government was very short of guns, and we were unable to manufacture
them because we did not know the secret of gun-metal.

The government sent Mr. Hewitt abroad to purchase guns.  The English
gunmakers at once saw the trouble he was in and took advantage
of it.  They demanded prices several times greater than they were
asking from other customers, and refused to give him any information
about the manufacture of gun-metal.

After he had made the contract, with all its exorbitant conditions,
he went to his hotel and invited the foreman of each department
of the factory to meet him.  They all came.  Mr. Hewitt explained
to them his mission, and found that they were sympathetic with
Mr. Lincoln and his administration and the Union cause.  Then he
told them of the trouble he had had with their employers, and the
hard terms which they had imposed.  He asked them then all about
the manufacture of gun-metal.  Each one of the foremen was very
clear and explicit as to his part, and so when they had all spoken,
Mr. Hewitt, with his expert knowledge of the business, knew all
the secrets of the manufacture of gun-metal, which he, of course,
gave to the government at Washington for use in their several
arsenals and shops.

"Now," he said to his guests, "you have done me a great favor.
I will return it.  Your company is obliged by the contract to
deliver this immense order within a limited time.  They are going
to make an enormous amount of money out of it.  You strike and
demand what you think is right, and you will get it immediately."

The gun company made a huge profit but had to share some of it
with their workers.  It was an early instance of the introduction
of profit-sharing, which has now become common all over the world.

One of the most interesting Englishmen, whom I saw much of both
in London and in the United States, was Sir Henry Irving.  The world
of art, drama, and history owes much to him for his revival of
Shakespeare.  Irving was a genius in his profession, and in private
life perfectly delightful.

He gave me a dinner and it was, like everything he did, original.
Instead of the usual formal entertainment, he had the dinner at
one of the old royal castles in the country, which had become a
very exclusive hotel.  He carried us out there in coaches.

The company of authors, playwrights, and men of affairs made the
entertainment late and the evening memorable.  Returning home
on the top of the coach, the full moon would appear and reappear,
but was generally under a cloud.  Irving remarked:  "I do much
better with that old moon in my theatre.  I make it shine or
obscure it with clouds, as the occasion requires."

I received a note from him at the time of his last visit to the
United States, in which he said that a friend from the western part
of the country was giving him a dinner at Delmonico's to precede
his sailing in the early morning on his voyage home.  The company
was to be large and all good friends, and he had the positive
assurance that there would be no speaking, and wished I would come.

The dinner was everything that could be desired.  The company was
a wonderful one of distinguished representatives of American life.
The hours passed along rapidly and joyously, as many of these
original men contributed story, racy adventure, or song.

Suddenly the host arose and said:  "Gentlemen, we have with us
to-night--"  Of course, that meant an introductory speech about
Irving and a reply from the guest.  Irving turned to me, and in
his deepest and most tragic Macbeth voice said:  "God damn his
soul to hell!"  However, he rose to the occasion, and an hour or
so afterwards, when everybody else had spoken, not satisfied with
his first effort, he arose and made a much better and longer
speech.  He was an admirable after-dinner speaker as well as
an unusual actor.  His wonderful presentations, not only of
Shakespeare's but of other dramas, did very much for the stage
both in his own country and in ours.

Those who heard him only in his last year had no conception of
him in his prime.  In his later years he fell into the fault, so
common with public speakers and actors, of running words together
and failing to articulate clearly.  I have known a fine speech and
a superior sermon and a great part in a play ruined because of
the failure to articulate clearly.  The audience could not follow
the speaker and so lost interest.

Sir Henry told me a delightful story about Disraeli.  A young
relative of Irving's took orders and became a clergyman in the
Established Church.  At the request of Irving, Disraeli appointed
this young man one of the curates at Windsor.

One day the clergyman came to Irving in great distress and said:
"The unexpected has happened.  Every one has dropped out, and
I have been ordered to preach on Sunday."

Irving took him to see Disraeli for advice.  The prime minister
said to the young clergyman:  "If you preach thirty minutes,
Her Majesty will be bored.  If you preach fifteen minutes,
Her Majesty will be pleased.  If you preach ten minutes, Her Majesty
will be delighted."

"But," said the young clergyman, "my lord, what can a preacher
possibly say in only ten minutes?"

"That," answered the statesman, "will be a matter of indifference
to Her Majesty."



Sir Frederick Leighton, the eminent English artist, and at one time
president of the Royal Academy, was one of the most charming men
of his time.  His reminiscences were delightful and told with rare
dramatic effect.  I remember a vivid description which he gave me
of the wedding of one of the British royalties with a German
princess.  Sir Frederick was one of the large and distinguished
delegation which accompanied the prince.

The principality of the bride's father had been shorn of territory,
power, and revenue during the centuries.  Nevertheless, at the
time of the wedding he maintained a ministry, the same as in the
Middle Ages, and a miniature army.  Palaces, built centuries
before, housed the Cabinet.

The minister of foreign affairs came to Sir Frederick and unbosomed
himself of his troubles.  He said:  "According to the usual
procedure I ought to give a ball in honor of the union of our house
with the royal family of England.  My palace is large enough, but
my salary is only eight hundred a year, and the expense would eat
up the whole of it."

Sir Frederick said:  "Your Excellency can overcome the difficulty
in an original way.  The state band can furnish the music, and
that will cost nothing.  When the time comes for the banquet,
usher the guests with due ceremony to a repast of beer and pretzels."

The minister followed the instructions.  The whole party appreciated
the situation, and the minister was accredited with the most
brilliant and successful ball the old capital had known for a century.



For several years one of the most interesting men in Europe was
the Duke d'Aumale, son of Louis Philippe.  He was a statesman
and a soldier of ability and a social factor of the first rank.
He alone of the French royalty was relieved from the decree of
perpetual banishment and permitted to return to France and enjoy
his estates.  In recognition of this he gave his famous chateau
and property at Chantilly to the French Academy.  The gift was
valued at ten millions of dollars.  In the chateau at Chantilly
is a wonderful collection of works of art.

I remember at one dinner, where the duke was the guest of honor,
those present, including the host, were mostly new creations in
the British peerage.  After the conversation had continued for
some time upon the fact that a majority of the House of Lords had
been raised to the peerage during the reign of Queen Victoria,
those present began to try and prove that on account of their
ancient lineage they were exempt from the rule of parvenu peers.
The duke was very tolerant with this discussion and, as always,
the soul of politeness.

The host said:  "Your Royal Highness, could you oblige us with
a sketch of your ancestry?"

"Oh, certainly," answered the duke; "it is very brief.  My family,
the Philippes, are descendants from AEneas of Troy, and AEneas
was the son of Venus."  The mushrooms seemed smaller than even
the garden variety.

The duke was talking to me at one time very interestingly about the
visit of his father to America.  At the time of the French Revolution
his father had to flee for his life and came to the United States.
He was entertained at Mount Vernon by Washington.  He told me
that after his father became King of France, he would often
hesitate, or refuse to do something or write something which his
ministers desired.  The king's answer always was:  "When I visited
that greatest man of all the world, General Washington, at his
home, I asked him at one time:  'General, is it not possible that
in your long and wonderful career as a soldier and statesman that
you have made mistakes?'  The general answered:  'I have never
done anything which I cared to recall or said anything which I would
not repeat,' and the king would say:  'I cannot do that or sign
that, because if I do I cannot say for myself what General Washington
said of himself.'"

The duke asked me to spend a week-end with him at Chantilly, and
it is one of the regrets of my life that I was unable to accept.

I happened to be in London on two successive Sundays.  On the first
I went to Westminster Abbey to hear Canon Farrar preach.  The
sermon was worthy of its wonderful setting.  Westminster Abbey is
one of the most inspiring edifices in the world.  The orator has to
reach a high plane to be worthy of its pulpit.  I have heard many
dull discourses there because the surroundings refuse to harmonize
with mediocrity.  The sermon of Canon Farrar was classic.  It
could easily have taken a place among the gems of English
literature.  It seemed to me to meet whatever criticism the eminent
dead, buried in that old mausoleum, might have of these modern
utterances.  I left the Abbey spiritually and mentally elated.

The next Sunday I went to hear Charles Spurgeon.  It was a wonderful
contrast.  Spurgeon's Metropolitan Tabernacle was a very plain
structure of immense proportions but with admirable acoustics.
There was none of the historic enshrining the church, which is
the glory of Westminster Abbey, no church vestments or ceremonials.

Mr. Spurgeon, a plain, stocky-looking man, came out on the platform
dressed in an ordinary garb of black coat, vest, and trousers.
It was a vast audience of what might be called middle-class people.
Mr. Spurgeon's sermon was a plain, direct, and exceedingly forcible
appeal to their judgment and emotions.  There was no attempt at
rhetoric, but hard, hammerlike blows.  As he rose in his indignation
and denunciation of some current evils, and illustrated his
argument with the Old Testament examples of the punishment of
sinners, the audience became greatly excited.  One of the officers
of the church, in whose pew I sat, groaned aloud and gripped his
hands so that the nails left their mark.  Others around him were
in the same frame of mind and spirit.

I saw there and then that the men who fought with Cromwell and won
the battle of Naseby had in modern England plenty of descendants.
They had changed only in outward deference to modern usages and
conditions.  If there had been occasion, Mr. Spurgeon could have
led them for any sacrifice to what they believed to be right.
I felt the power of that suppressed feeling--I would not say
fanaticism, but intense conscientiousness--which occasionally
in elections greatly surprises English politicians.

Canon Farrar's sermon easily takes its place among the selected
books of the library.  Spurgeon's address was straight from the
shoulder, blow for blow, for the needs of the hour.



One of the novel incidents of the generous hospitality which I
enjoyed every year in London was a dinner at the Athenaeum Club
given to me by one of the members of the government at that time.
He was a gentleman of high rank and political importance.  There
were twenty-six at the dinner, and it was a representative gathering.

At the conclusion our host made a very cordial speech on more
intimate relations between the United States and Great Britain,
and then in a complimentary phrase introduced me, saying:  "I hope
you will speak freely and without limit."

I was encouraged by a most sympathetic audience and had a good
time during my effort.  No one else was called upon.  My host was
complimentary and said:  "Your speech was so satisfactory that
I thought best not to have any more."

Some time afterwards he said to me:  "Many of my friends had heard
of you but never heard you, so I made up my mind to give them
the opportunity, and what was really a purely social affair for
every other guest, I turned into an international occasion just
to draw you out.  However, the fraud, if it was a fraud, was an
eminent success."



No one in England did more for Americans than Sir Henry Lucy.
Every American knew all about him, because of his reputation, and
particularly because he was the author of that most interesting
column in Punch called the "Essence of Parliament."

At his luncheons he gathered eminent men in public life and in
the literary and journalistic activities of Great Britain.  These
luncheons were most informal, and under the hospitable genius
of Lucy the guests became on intimate terms.  There was no table
in London where so many racy stories and sometimes valuable
historical reminiscences could be heard.

To be a guest at one of Sir Lucy's luncheons was for an American
to meet on familiar terms with distinguished men whom he knew all
about and was most anxious to see and hear.

At a large dinner I had a pleasant encounter with Sir Henry.
In order to meet another engagement, he tried to slip quietly
out while I was speaking.  I caught sight of his retreating figure
and called loudly the refrain of the familiar song, "Linger longer,
Lucy."  The shout of the crowd brought Sir Henry back, and the
other entertainment lost a guest.



In several of my visits to London I went to see not only places
of interest but also houses and streets made famous in English
literature.  In one of my many trips to St. Paul's Cathedral I was
looking at the tomb of the Duke of Wellington in the crypt and
also at the modest tomb of Cruikshank, the artist, near by.

The superintendent asked me who I was and many questions about
America, and then said:  "Many Americans come here, but the most
remarkable of them all was Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll.  He was
very inquisitive and wanted to know all about Wellington's tomb.
I told him that the duke's body was first put in a wooden coffin,
and this was incased in steel; that this had made for it a position
in a stone weighing twenty tons and over that was a huge stone
weighing forty tons.  He gave me a slap on the back which sent
me flying quite a distance and exclaimed:  'Old man, you have
got him safe.  If he ever escapes cable at my expense to
Robert G. Ingersoll, Peoria, Illinois, U. S. A.'"



I had an opportunity to know that the war by Germany against France
and England was a surprise to both countries.  While in London
during part of June, 1914, I met Cabinet ministers and members
of Parliament, and their whole thought and anxiety were concentrated
on the threatened revolution in Ireland.

The Cabinet had asked the king to intervene and he had called
representatives of all parties to meet him at Buckingham Palace.
After many consultations he declared settlement or compromise were
impossible.  The situation was so critical that it absorbed the
attention of the government, the press, and the public.

About the first of July I was in Paris and found the French worried
about their finances and the increase in their military expenses
which were reaching threatening figures.  The syndicate of French
bankers were seriously alarmed.  There was no suspicion of German
purpose and preparations for attack.

While in Geneva a few weeks afterwards I became alarmed by letters
from relatives in Germany who were socially intimate with people
holding very important positions in the government and the army,
and their apprehensions from what their German friends told them
and what they saw led to their joining us in Switzerland.

One day the Swiss refused to take foreign money or to make exchange
for Swiss, or to cash letters of credit or bank checks.  I immediately
concluded that the Swiss bankers knew of or suspected Germany's
hostile intentions, and with only two hours, and two families
with their trunks to pack, we managed to reach and secure
accommodations on the regular train for Paris.  There was nothing
unusual either at the railroad station or in the city.

One of the amusing incidents which are my life-preservers occurred
at the station.  Two elderly English spinsters were excitedly
discussing the currency trouble.  One of them smoothed out a bank
of England note and said to her sister:  "There, Sarah, is a bank
of England note which has been good as gold all over the world
since Christ came to earth, and these Swiss pigs won't take it."

I told this incident afterwards to a banker in London.  He said
they were very ignorant women, there were no bank of England notes
at that time.

German hostility developed so rapidly that our train was the last
which left Switzerland for France for nearly two months.  We were
due in Paris at ten o'clock in the evening, but did not arrive until
the next morning because of the mobilization of French recruits.

The excitement in Paris was intense.  A French statesman said
to me:  "We are doing our best to avoid war.  Our troops are kept
ten kilometres from the frontier, but the Germans have crossed
and seized strategic points.  They will hear nothing and accept
nothing and are determined to crush us if they can."

From all ranks of the people was heard:  "We will fight to the
last man, but we are outnumbered and will be destroyed unless
England helps.  Will England help?  Will England help?"  I have
been through several crises but never witnessed nor felt such
a reaction to ecstatic joy as occurred when Great Britain joined
France.

The restrictions on leaving Paris required time, patience, and
all the resources of our Embassy to get us out of France.  The
helpfulness, resourcefulness, and untiring efforts of our Ambassador,
Myron T. Herrick, won the gratitude of all Americans whom the war
had interned on the continent and who must get home.

There was a remarkable change in England.  When we left in July
there was almost hysteria over the threatening civil war.  In October
the people were calm though involved in the greatest war in their
history.  They did not minimize the magnitude of the struggle, or
the sacrifices it would require.  There was a characteristic grim
determination to see the crisis through, regardless of cost.
Cabinet ministers whom I met thought the war would last three years.

The constant appeal to me, as to other Americans, was, "When will
you join us?  If we fail it is your turn next.  It is autocracy and
militarism against civilization, liberty, and representative
government for the whole world."

We had a perilous and anxious voyage home and found few grasping
the situation or working to be prepared for the inevitable, except
Theodore Roosevelt and General Wood.



XX.  ORATORS AND CAMPAIGN SPEAKERS

During my college days at Yale Wendell Phillips, William Lloyd Garrison,
and Henry Ward Beecher were frequent lecturers, and generally
on the slavery question.  I have heard most of the great orators
of the world, but none of them produced such an immediate and
lasting effect upon their audience as Wendell Phillips.  He was
the finest type of a cultured New Englander.  He was the recipient
of the best education possible in his time and with independent
means which enabled him to pursue his studies and career.  Besides,
he was one of the handsomest men I ever saw upon the platform,
and in his inspired moments met one's imaginative conception
of a Greek god.

Phillips rarely made a gesture or spoke above the conversational,
but his musical voice reached the remotest comers of the hall.
The eager audience, fearful of losing a word, would bend forward
with open mouths as well as attentive ears.  It was always a
hostile audience at the beginning of Mr. Phillips's address, but
before the end he swayed them to applause, tears, or laughter,
as a skilled performer upon a perfect instrument.  His subject
was nearly always slavery, his views very extreme and for immediate
abolition, but at that time he had a very small following.
Nevertheless, his speeches, especially because of the riots and
controversies they caused, set people thinking, and largely
increased the hostility to slavery, especially to its extension.

I met Mr. Phillips one evening, after a lecture, at the house of
Professor Goodrich.  He was most courtly and considerate to students
and invited questions.  While I was charmed, even captivated, by
his eloquence, I had at that time very little sympathy with his
views.  I said to him:  "Mr. Phillips, your attack to-night upon
Caleb Cushing, one of the most eminent and able public men in
the country, was very vitriolic and most destructive of character
and reputation.  It seems so foreign to all I know of you that,
if you will pardon me, I would like to know why you did it."  He
answered:  "I have found that people, as a rule, are not interested
in principles or their discussions.  They are so absorbed in their
personal affairs that they do very little thinking upon matters
outside their business or vocation.  They embody a principle in
some public man in whom they have faith, and so that man stands
for a great body of truth or falsehood, and may be exceedingly
dangerous because a large following connects the measure with
the man, and, therefore, if I can destroy the man who represents a
vicious principle I have destroyed the principle."  It did not strike
me favorably at the time, nor does it now.  Nevertheless, in politics
and in the battles of politics it represents a dynamic truth.

The perfect preparation of a speech was, in Wendell Phillip's
view, that one in which the mental operations were assisted in
no way by outside aid.  Only two or three times in his life did
he prepare with pen and paper an address, and he felt that these
speeches were the poorest of his efforts.  He was constantly
studying the art of oratory.  In his daily walks or in his library
metaphors and similes were suggested, which he tucked away in
his memory, and he even studied action as he watched the muscular
movements of men whom he saw in public places.  He believed that
a perfect speech could be prepared only after intense mental
concentration.  Of course the mind must first be fortified by such
reading as provided facts.  Having thus saturated his mind with
information, he would frequently lie extended for hours upon his
sofa, with eyes closed, making mental arrangements for the address.
In fact, he used to write his speeches mentally, as Victor Hugo
is said to have written some of his poems.  A speech thus prepared,
Phillips thought, was always at the command of the speaker.  It
might vary upon every delivery, and could be altered to meet
emergencies with the audience, but would always be practically
the same.

This method of preparation explains what has been a mystery to
many persons.  The several reports of Phillips's lecture on
"The Lost Arts" differ in phraseology and even in arrangement.
Mr. Phillips did not read his speeches in print, and, therefore,
never revised one.  He was firmly of the belief that the printed
thought and the spoken thought should be expressed in different
form, and that the master of one form could not be the master
of the other.

I met many young men like myself in the canvass of 1856, and also
made many acquaintances of great value in after-life.  It was
difficult for the older stump speakers to change the addresses
they had been delivering for years, so that the young orators,
with their fresh enthusiasm, their intense earnestness and undoubting
faith, were more popular with the audiences, who were keenly alive
to the issues raised then by the new Republican party.

The Republican party was composed of Whigs and anti-slavery
Democrats.  In this first campaign the old-timers among the Whigs
and the Democrats could not get over their long antagonism and
distrusted each other.  The young men, whether their ancestry was
Democratic or Whig, were the amalgam which rapidly fused all
elements, so that the party presented a united front in the campaign
four years afterwards when Mr. Lincoln was elected.

In the course of that campaign I had as fellow speakers many times
on the platform statesmen of national reputation.  These gentlemen,
with few exceptions, made heavy, ponderous, and platitudinous
speeches.  If they ever had possessed humor they were afraid of it.
The crowd, however, would invariably desert the statesman for
the speaker who could give them amusement with instruction.  The
elder statesmen said by way of advice:  "While the people want
to be amused, they have no faith in a man or woman with wit or
anecdote.  When it comes to the election of men to conduct public
affairs, they invariably prefer serious men."  There is no doubt
that a reputation for wit has seriously impaired the prospects
of many of the ablest men in the country.

The only exception to this rule was Abraham Lincoln.  But when
he ran for president the first time he was comparatively unknown
outside his State of Illinois.  The campaign managers in their
literature put forward only his serious speeches, which were very
remarkable, especially the one he delivered in Cooper Union,
New York, which deeply impressed the thoughtful men of the East.
He could safely tell stories and jokes after he had demonstrated
his greatness as president.  Then the people regarded his
story-telling as the necessary relief and relaxation of an
overburdened and overworked public servant.  But before he had
demonstrated his genius as an executive, they would probably have
regarded these same traits as evidences of frivolity, unfitting
the possessor for great and grave responsibilities.

I had a very interesting talk on the subject with General Garfield,
when he was running for president.  He very kindly said to me:
"You have every qualification for success in public life; you might
get anywhere and to the highest places except for your humor.
I know its great value to a speaker before an audience, but it is
dangerous at the polls.  When I began in politics, soon after
graduation, I found I had a keen sense of humor, and that made
me the most sought-after of all our neighborhood speakers, but
I also soon discovered it was seriously impairing the public
opinion of me for responsible positions, so I decided to cut it
out.  It was very difficult, but I have succeeded so thoroughly
that I can no longer tell a story or appreciate the point of one
when it is told to me.  Had I followed my natural bent I should
not now be the candidate of my party for President of the
United States."

The reason so few men are humorists is that they are very shy of
humor.  My own observations in studying the lives and works of
our public men demonstrate how thoroughly committed to this idea
they have been.  There is not a joke, nor a mot, nor a scintilla
of humor irradiating the Revolutionary statesmen.  There is a
stilted dignity about their utterances which shows that they were
always posing in heroic attitudes.  If they lived and moved in
family, social, and club life, as we understand it, the gloom of
their companionship accounts for the enjoyment which their
contemporaries took in the three hours' sermons then common from
the pulpit.

As we leave the period of Washington, Hamilton, Jefferson, and
the Adamses, we find no humor in the next generation.  The only
relief from the tedium of argument and exhaustless logic is found
in the savage sarcasm of John Randolph, which was neither wit
nor humor.

A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than
columns of argument.  The old-time audience demanded a speech
of not less than two hours' duration and expected three.  The
audience of to-day grows restive after the first hour, and is
better pleased with forty minutes.  It prefers epigrams to arguments
and humor to rhetoric.  It is still true, however, that the press
presents to readers from a speaker who indulges in humor only
the funny part of his effort, and he is in serious danger of
receiving no credit for ability in the discussion of great questions,
no matter how conspicuous that ability may be.  The question is
always presented to a frequent speaker whether he shall win the
applause of the audience and lose the flattering opinion of the
critics, or bore his audience and be complimented by readers
for wisdom.

When I look back over sixty-five years on the platform in public
speaking, and the success of different methods before audiences,
political, literary, business, or a legislative committee, or a
legislature itself, and especially when I consider my own pleasure
in the efforts, the results and compensations have been far greater
than the attainment of any office.  For, after all, a man might
be dull and a bore to himself and others for a lifetime and have
the reputation of being a serious thinker and a solid citizen,
and yet never reach the presidency.

It was always a delight to listen to George W. Curtis.  He was
a finished orator of the classic type, but not of the Demosthenian
order.  His fine personal appearance, his well-modulated and
far-reaching voice, and his refined manner at once won the favor
of his audience.  He was a splendid type of the scholar in politics.
In preparing a speech he took as much pains as he did with a
volume which he was about to publish.

I accepted under great pressure the invitation to deliver the
oration at the unveiling of the Bartholdi Statue of Liberty in
New York harbor, because the time was so short, only a few days.
Mr. Curtis said to me afterwards:  "I was very much surprised that
you accepted that invitation.  I declined it because there was only
a month left before the unveiling.  I invariably refuse an invitation
for an important address unless I can have three months.  I take
one month to look up authorities and carefully prepare it and then
lay it on the shelf for a month.  During that period, while you
are paying no attention to the matter, your mind is unconsciously
at work upon it.  When you resume correcting your manuscript you
find that in many things about which you thought well you have
changed your mind.  Leisurely corrections and additions will
perfect the address."

As my orations and speeches have always been the by-product of
spare evenings and Sundays taken from an intensely active and busy
life, if I had followed any of these examples my twelve volumes of
speeches would never have seen the light of day.

One of the greatest orators of his generation, and I might say of
ours, was Robert G. Ingersoll.  I was privileged to meet
Colonel Ingersoll many times, and on several occasions to be
a speaker on the same platform.  The zenith of his fame was reached
by his "plumed-knight" speech, nominating James G. Blaine for
president at the national Republican convention in 1876.  It was
the testimony of all the delegates that if the vote could have
been taken immediately at the conclusion of the speech, Mr. Blaine
would have been elected.

Colonel Ingersoll carried off the oratorical honors that campaign
in a series of speeches, covering the whole country.  I say a
series of speeches; he really had but one, which was the most
effective campaign address I ever heard, but which he delivered
over and over again, and every time with phenomenal success,
a success the like of which I have never known.  He delivered it
to an immense audience in New York, and swept them off their feet.
He repeated this triumph the next day at an open-air meeting in
Wall Street, and again the next day at a great gathering in
New Jersey.  The newspapers printed the speech in full every day
after its delivery, as if it had been a new and first utterance
of the great orator.

I spoke with him several times when he was one of the speakers
after an important dinner.  It was a rare treat to hear him.  The
effort apparently was impromptu, and that added to its effect upon
his auditors.  That it was thoroughly prepared I found by hearing
it several times, always unchanged and always producing the same
thrilling effect.

He spoke one night at Cooper Institute at a celebration by the
colored people of Mr. Lincoln's proclamation emancipating them
from slavery.  As usual he was master of the occasion and of his
audience.  He was then delivering a series of addresses attacking
the Bible.  His mind was full of that subject, and apparently he
could not help assailing the faith of the negroes by asking, if
there was a God of justice and mercy, why did he leave them so
long in slavery or permit them ever to be slaves.

To an emotional audience like the one before him it was a most
dangerous attack upon faith.  I was so fond of the colonel and
such an intense admirer of him, I hated to controvert him, but
felt it was necessary to do so.  The religious fervor which is so
intense with the colored people, made it comparatively easy to
restore their faith, if it had been weakened, and to bring them
to a recognition of the fact that their blessings had all come
from God.

Probably the most brilliant speaker of the period immediately
preceding the Civil War was Thomas Corwin, of Ohio.  We have
on the platform in these times no speaker of his type.  He had
remarkable influence whenever he participated in debate in the
House of Representatives.  On the stump or hustings he would draw
audiences away from Henry Clay or any of the famous speakers of
the time.  I sometimes wonder if our more experienced and more
generally educated audiences of to-day would be swayed by Corwin's
methods.  He had to the highest degree every element of effective
speech.  He could put his audience in tears or hilarious laughter,
or arouse cheers.  He told more stories and told them better than
any one else, and indulged freely in what is called Fourth of July
exaggeration.  He would relieve a logical presentation which was
superb and unanswerable by a rhetorical flight of fancy, or by
infectious humor.  Near the close of his life he spoke near
New York, and his great reputation drew to the meeting the
representatives of the metropolitan press.  He swept the audience
off their feet, but the comment of the journals was very critical
and unfavorable, both of the speech and the orator.  It was an
illustration of what I have often met with:  of a speech which was
exactly the right thing for the occasion and crowd, but lost its
effect in publication.  Corwin's humor barred his path to great
office, and he saw many ordinary men advance ahead of him.

The most potent factor in the destruction of his enemies and
buttressing his own cause was his inimitable wit and humor.  In
broad statesmanship, solid requirements, and effective eloquence,
he stood above the successful mediocrity of his time--the Buchanans
and the Polks, the Franklin Pierces and the Winfield Scotts--like
a star of the first magnitude above the Milky Way.  But in later
years he thought the failure to reach the supreme recognition to
which he was entitled was due to his humor having created the
impression in the minds of his countrymen that he was not a serious
person.

Wayne MacVeagh was a very interesting and original speaker.  He
had a finished and cultured style and a very attractive delivery.
He was past master of sarcasm as well as of burning eloquence on
patriotic themes.  When I was a freshman at Yale he was a senior.
I heard him very often at our debating society, the Linonian, where
he gave promise of his future success.  His father-in-law was
Simon Cameron, secretary of war, and he was one of the party which
went with Mr. Lincoln to Gettysburg and heard Lincoln's famous
address.  He told me that it did not produce much impression at
the time, and it was long after before the country woke up to its
surpassing excellence, and he did not believe the story still
current that Mr. Lincoln wrote it on an envelope while on the train
to Gettysburg.

MacVeagh became one of the leaders of the American bar and was
at one time attorney-general of the United States.  He was successful
as a diplomat as minister to Turkey and to Italy.

I heard him on many occasions and spoke with him on many after-dinner
platforms.  As an after-dinner speaker he was always at his best
if some one attacked him, because he had a very quick temper.  He
got off on me a witticism which had considerable vogue at the time.
When I was elected president of the New York Central Railroad,
the Yale Association of New York gave me a dinner.  It was largely
attended by distinguished Yale graduates from different parts of
the country.  MacVeagh was one of the speakers.  In the course of
his speech he said:  "I was alarmed when I found that our friend
Chauncey had been elected president of the most unpopular railroad
there is in the country.  But rest assured, my friends, that he
will change the situation, and before his administration is closed
make it the most popular of our railroad corporations, because
he will bring the stock within the reach of the poorest citizen
of the land."  The stock was then at the lowest point in its history
on account of its life-and-death fight with the West Shore Railroad,
and so, of course, the reverse of my friend MacVeagh's prediction
was not difficult.

One of the greatest and most remarkable orators of his time was
Henry Ward Beecher.  I never met his equal in readiness and
versatility.  His vitality was infectious.  He was a big, healthy,
vigorous man with the physique of an athlete, and his intellectual
fire and vigor corresponded with his physical strength.  There
seemed to be no limit to his ideas, anecdotes, illustrations, and
incidents.  He had a fervid imagination and wonderful power of
assimilation and reproduction and the most observant of eyes.  He
was drawing material constantly from the forests, the flowers,
the gardens, and the domestic animals in the fields and in the
house, and using them most effectively in his sermons and speeches.
An intimate friend of mine, a country doctor and great admirer of
Mr. Beecher, became a subscriber to the weekly paper in which was
printed his Sunday sermon, and carefully guarded a file of them
which he made.  He not only wanted to read the sermons of his
favorite preacher, but he believed him to have infinite variety,
and was constantly examining the efforts of his idol to see if
he could not find an illustration, anecdote, or idea repeated.

Mr. Beecher seemed to be teeming with ideas all the time, almost
to the point of bursting.  While most orators are relying upon
their libraries and their commonplace book, and their friends for
material, he apparently found more in every twenty-four hours than
he could use.  His sermons every Sunday appeared in the press.
He lectured frequently; several times a week he delivered
after-dinner speeches, and during such intervals as he had he
made popular addresses, spoke at meetings on municipal and general
reform, and on patriotic occasions.  One of the most effective,
and for the time one of the most eloquent addresses I ever heard
in my life was the one he delivered at the funeral of Horace Greeley.

When the sentiment in England in favor of the the South in our
Civil War seemed to be growing to a point where Great Britain
might recognize the Southern Confederacy, Mr. Lincoln asked
Mr. Beecher to go over and present the Union side.  Those speeches
of Mr. Beecher, a stranger in a strange country, to hostile
audiences, were probably as extraordinary an evidence of oratorical
power as was ever known.  He captured audiences, he overcame
the hostility of persistent disturbers of the meetings, and with
his ready wit overwhelmed the heckler.

At one of the great meetings, when the sentiment was rapidly
changing from hostility to favor, a man arose and asked Mr. Beecher:
"If you people of the North are so strong and your cause is so
good, why after all these years of fighting have you not licked
the South?"  Mr. Beecher's instant and most audacious reply was:
"If the Southerners were Englishmen we would have licked them."
With the English love of fair play, the retort was accepted with cheers.

While other orators were preparing, he seemed to be seeking
occasions for talking and drawing from an overflowing reservoir.
Frequently he would spend an hour with a crowd of admirers, just
talking to them on any subject which might be uppermost in his
mind.  I knew an authoress who was always present at these
gatherings, who took copious notes and reproduced them with great
fidelity.  There were circles of Beecher worshippers in many towns
and in many States.  This authoress used to come to New Haven
in my senior year at Yale, and in a circle of Beecher admirers,
which I was permitted to attend, would reproduce these informal
talks of Mr. Beecher.  He was the most ready orator, and with his
almost feminine sympathies and emotional nature would add immensely
to his formal speech by ideas which would occur to him in the heat
of delivery, or with comment upon conversations which he had heard
on the way to church or meeting.

I happened to be on a train with him on an all-day journey, and
he never ceased talking in the most interesting and effective way,
and pouring out from his rich and inexhaustible stores with
remarkable lucidity and eloquence his views upon current topics,
as well as upon recent literature, art, and world movements.

Beecher's famous trial on charges made by Theodore Tilton against
him on relations with Tilton's wife engrossed the attention of the
world.  The charge was a shock to the religious and moral sense
of countless millions of people.  When the trial was over the
public was practically convinced of Mr. Beecher's innocence.  The
jury, however, disagreed, a few holding out against him.  The case
was never again brought to trial.  The trial lasted six months.

One evening when I was in Peekskill I went from our old homestead
into the crowded part of the village, to be with old friends.
I saw there a large crowd and also the village military and fire
companies.  I asked what it was all about, and was informed that
the whole town was going out to Mr. Beecher's house, which was
about one and one-half miles from the village, to join in a
demonstration for his vindication.  I took step with one of the
companies to which I belonged when I was a boy, and marched out
with the crowd.

The president of the village and leading citizens, one after
another, mounted the platform, which was the piazza of Mr. Beecher's
house, and expressed their confidence in him and the confidence
of his neighbors, the villagers.  Then Mr. Beecher said to me:
"You were born in this town and are known all over the country.
If you feel like saying something it would travel far."  Of course,
I was very glad of the opportunity because I believed in him.
In the course of my speech I told a story which had wonderful
vogue.  I said:  "Mr. Lincoln told me of an experience he had in
his early practice when he was defending a man who had been
accused of a vicious assault upon a neighbor.  There were no
witnesses, and under the laws of evidence at that time the accused
could not testify.  So the complainant had it all his own way.
The only opportunity Mr. Lincoln had to help his client was to
break down the accuser on a cross-examination.  Mr. Lincoln said
he saw that the accuser was a boastful and bumptious man, and so
asked him:  'How much ground was there over which you and my client
fought?'  The witness answered proudly:  'Six acres, Mr. Lincoln.'
'Well,' said Lincoln, 'don't you think this was a mighty small
crop of fight to raise on such a large farm?'  Mr. Lincoln said
the judge laughed and so did the district attorney and the jury,
and his client was acquitted."

The appositeness was in the six acres of ground of the Lincoln
trial and of the six months of the Beecher trial.  As this was a
new story of Lincoln's, which had never been printed, and as it
related to the trial of the most famous of preachers on the worst
of charges that could be made against a preacher, the story was
printed all over the country, and from friends and consular agents
who sent me clippings I found was copied in almost every country
in the world.

Mr. Beecher was one of the few preachers who was both most effective
in the pulpit and, if possible, more eloquent upon the platform.
When there was a moral issue involved he would address political
audiences.  In one campaign his speeches were more widely printed
than those of any of the senators, members of the House, or
governors who spoke.  I remember one illustration of his about
his dog, Noble, barking for hours at the hole from which a squirrel
had departed, and was enjoying the music sitting calmly in the
crotch of a tree.  The illustration caught the fancy of the country
and turned the laugh upon the opposition.

Hugh J. Hastings, at one time editor and proprietor of the
Albany Knickerbocker, and subsequently of the New York Commercial
Advertiser, was full of valuable reminiscences.  He began life
in journalism as a very young man under Thurlow Weed.  This
association made him a Whig.  Very few Irishmen belonged to that
party.  Hastings was a born politician and organized an Irish Whig
club.  He told me that he worshipped Daniel Webster.

Webster, he said, once stopped over at Albany while passing through
the State, and became a guest of one of Albany's leading citizens
and its most generous host and entertainer.  The gentleman gave
in Webster's honor a large dinner at which were present all the
notables of the capital.

Hastings organized a procession which grew to enormous proportions
by the time it reached the residence where Mr. Webster was dining.
When the guests came out, it was evident, according to Hastings,
that they had been dining too well.  This was not singular, because
then no dinner was perfect in Albany unless there were thirteen
courses and thirteen different kinds of wine, and the whole closed
up with the famous Regency rum, which had been secured by Albany
bon-vivants before the insurrection in the West Indies had stopped
its manufacture.  There was a kick in it which, if there had been
no other brands preceding, was fatal to all except the strongest
heads.  I tested its powers myself when I was in office in Albany
fifty-odd years ago.

Hastings said that when Webster began his speech he was as near
his idol as possible and stood right in front of him.  When the
statesman made a gesture to emphasize a sentence he lost his hold
on the balustrade and pitched forward.  The young Irishman was
equal to the occasion, and interposed an athletic arm, which
prevented Mr. Webster from falling, and held him until he had
finished his address.  The fact that he could continue his address
under such conditions increased, if that was possible, the admiration
of young Hastings.  Webster was one of the few men who, when drunk
all over, had a sober head.

The speech was very effective, not only to that audience, but,
as reported, all over the country.  Hastings was sent for and
escorted to the dining-room, where the guests had reassembled.
Webster grasped him by the hand, and in his most Jovian way
exclaimed:  "Young man, you prevented me from disgracing myself.
I thank you and will never forget you."  Hastings reported his
feelings as such that if he had died that night he had received
of life all it had which was worth living for.

I do not know what were Mr. Webster's drinking habits, but the
popular reports in regard to them had a very injurious effect upon
young men and especially young lawyers.  It was the universal
conversation that Webster was unable to do his best work and have
his mind at its highest efficiency except under the influence of
copious drafts of brandy.  Many a young lawyer believing this
drank to excess, not because he loved alcohol, but because he
believed its use might make him a second Webster.

Having lived in that atmosphere, I tried the experiment myself.
Happily for me, I discovered how utterly false it is.  I tried
the hard liquors, brandy, whiskey, and gin, and then the wines.
I found that all had a depressing and deadening effect upon the
mind, but that there was a certain exhilaration, though not a
healthy one, in champagne.  I also discovered, and found the same
was true with every one else, that the mind works best and produces
the more satisfactory results without any alcohol whatever.

I doubt if any speaker, unless he has become dependent upon
stimulants, can use them before making an important effort without
having his mental machinery more or less clogged.  I know it is
reported that Addison, whose English has been the model of succeeding
generations, in writing his best essays wore the carpet out while
walking between sentences from the sideboard where the brandy
was to his writing-table.  But they had heroic constitutions and
iron-clad digestive apparatus in those times, which have not been
transmitted to their descendants.

I heard another story of Webster from Horace F. Clarke, a famous
lawyer of New York, and a great friend of his.  Mr. Clarke said
that he had a case involving very large interests before the
chancellor.  He discovered that Mr. Webster was at the Astor House,
and called upon him.  Mr. Webster told him that his public and
professional engagements were overwhelming, and that it was
impossible for him to take up anything new.  Clarke put a thousand
dollars on the table and pleaded with Mr. Webster to accept a
retainer.  Clarke said that Webster looked longingly at the money,
saying:  "Young man, you cannot imagine, and I have no words which
can express how much I need that money, but it is impossible.
However, let me see your brief."  Webster read it over and then
said to Clarke:  "You will not win on that brief, but if you will
incorporate this, I think your case is all right."  Clarke said
that when he presented the brief and made his argument before
the chancellor, the chancellor decided in his favor, wholly on
the suggestion made by Mr. Webster.  An eminent lawyer told me
that studying Mr. Webster's arguments before the Supreme Court
and the decisions made in those cases he discovered very often
that the opinion of the court followed the reasoning of this
marvellous advocate.

Henry J. Raymond told me the following story of Mr. William H. Seward.
He said that one morning a messenger came to his office (Raymond
at that time was editor of the New York Times) and said that
Mr. Seward was at the Astor House and wanted to see me.  When I
arrived Mr. Seward said:  "I am on my way to my home at Auburn,
where I am expected to deliver a speech for the whole country in
explanation and defense of our administration.  [Johnson was
president.]  When I am ready I will wire you, and then send me
one of your best reporters."  About two weeks afterwards Mr. Raymond
received this cryptic telegram from Mr. Seward:  "Send me the man
of whom I spoke."

When the reporter returned he said to Mr. Raymond:  "When I arrived
at Auburn I expected that a great meeting had been advertised, but
there were no handbills, notices, or anything in the local papers,
so I went up to Mr. Seward's house.  He said to me:  'I am very
glad to see you.  Have you your pencil and note-book?  If so, we
will make a speech.'  After the dictation Mr. Seward said:  'Please
write that out on every third line, so as to leave room for
corrections, and bring it back to me in the morning.'  When I gave
the copy to Mr. Seward, he took it and kept it during the day,
and when I returned in the evening the vacant space had been
filled with corrections and new matter.  Mr. Seward said to me:
'Now make me a clean copy as corrected.'  When I returned with
the corrected copy he remarked:  'I think you and I made a very
poor speech.  Let us try it again.'  The same process was repeated
a second time, and this corrected copy of the speech was delivered
in part to a few friends who were called into Mr. Seward's library
for the occasion.  The next morning these headlines appeared in
all the leading papers in the country:  'GREAT SPEECH ON BEHALF
OF THE ADMINISTRATION BY THE SECRETARY OF STATE AT A BIG MASS
MEETING AT AUBURN, N. Y.'"

In the career of a statesman a phrase will often make or unmake
his future.  In the height of the slavery excitement and while
the enforcement of the fugitive-slave law was arousing the greatest
indignation in the North, Mr. Seward delivered a speech at
Rochester, N. Y., which stirred the country.  In that speech,
while paying due deference to the Constitution and the laws, he
very solemnly declared that "there is a higher law."  Mr. Seward
sometimes called attention to his position by an oracular utterance
which he left the people to interpret.  This phrase, "the higher
law," became of first-class importance, both in Congress, in the
press, and on the platform.  On the one side, it was denounced as
treason and anarchy.  On the other side, it was the call of
conscience and of the New Testament's teaching of the rights of
man.  It was one of the causes of his defeat for the presidency.

Senator Henry Wilson, of Massachusetts, afterwards vice-president,
was in great demand.  He was clear in his historical statements
and emphatic in his expression of views.  If he had any apprehension
of humor he never showed it in his speeches.  His career had been
very picturesque from unskilled laborer to the Senate and the
vice-presidency.  The impression he gave was of an example of
American opportunity, and he was more impressive and influential
by his personality and history than by what he said.

One of the most picturesque and popular stump speakers was
Daniel S. Dickinson.  He had been a United States senator and
party leader, and was a national figure.  His venerable appearance
gave force to his oratory.  He seemed to be of great age, but was
remarkably vigorous.  His speeches were made up of epigrams which
were quotable and effective.  He jumped rapidly from argument to
anecdote and was vitriolic in attack.

I had an interesting experience with Mr. Dickinson when running
for secretary of state in 1863.  The drawing card for that year,
and the most sought-after and popular for campaign speaking, was
Governor Andrew, of Massachusetts.  He had a series of appointments
in New York State, but on account of some emergency cancelled them
all.  The national and State committees selected me to fill his
appointments.  The most unsatisfactory and disagreeable job in
the world is to meet the appointments of a popular speaker.  The
expectations of the audience have been aroused to a degree by
propaganda advertising the genius and accomplishments of the
expected speaker.  The substitute cannot meet those expectations,
and an angry crowd holds him responsible for their disappointment.

When I left the train at the station I was in the midst of a
mass-meeting of several counties at Deposit, N. Y.  A large
committee, profusely decorated with campaign badges, were on the
platform to welcome the distinguished war governor of Massachusetts.
I did not meet physically their expectations of an impressive
statesman of dignified presence, wearing a Prince Albert suit
and a top hat.  I had been long campaigning, my soft hat was
disreputable, and I had added a large shawl to my campaigning
equipment.  Besides that, I was only twenty-eight and looked much
younger.  The committee expected at least sixty.  Finally the
chairman rushed up to me and said:  "You were on the train.  Did
you see Governor Andrew, of Massachusetts?"  I answered him:
"Governor Andrew is not coming; he has cancelled all his engagements,
and I have been sent to take his place."  The chairman gasped and
then exclaimed:  "My God!"  He very excitedly summoned his fellow
members of the committee and said to them:  "Gentlemen, Governor
Andrew is not coming, but the State committee has sent THIS,"
pointing to me.  I was the party candidate as secretary of state,
and at the head of the ticket, but nobody asked me who I was, nor
did I tell them.  I was left severely alone.

Some time after, the chairman of the committee came to me and
said:  "Young fellow, we won't be hard on you, but the State
committee has done this once before.  We were promised a very
popular speaker well known among us, but in his place they sent
the damnedest fool who ever stood before an audience.  However,
we have sent to Binghamton for Daniel S. Dickinson, and he will
be here in a short time and save our big mass-meeting."

Mr. Dickinson came and delivered a typical speech; every sentence
was a bombshell and its explosion very effective.  He had the
privilege of age, and told a story which I would not have dared
to tell, the audience being half women.  He said:  "Those
constitutional lawyers, who are proclaiming that all Mr. Lincoln's
acts are unconstitutional, don't know any law.  They remind me
of a doctor we have up in Binghamton, who has a large practice
because of his fine appearance, his big words, and gold-headed
cane.  He was called to see a young lad who was sitting on his
grandmother's lap.  After looking at the boy's tongue and feeling
his pulse, he rested his head in deep thought for a while on his
gold-headed cane and then said:  'Madam, this boy has such
difficulties with the epiglottis and such inflamed larynx that
we will have to apply phlebotomy.'  The old lady clasped the boy
frantically to her bosom and cried:  'For heaven's sake, doctor,
what on earth can ail the boy that you are going to put all that
on his bottom?'"

Mr. Dickinson introduced me as the head of the State ticket.  My
speech proved a success, and the chairman paid me the handsome
compliment of saying:  "We are glad they sent you instead of
Governor Andrew."

One of the most effective of our campaign speakers was General Bruce,
of Syracuse, N. Y.  The general had practically only one speech,
which was full of picturesque illustrations, striking anecdotes,
and highly wrought-up periods of patriotic exaltation.  He delivered
this speech, with necessary variations, through many campaigns.
I was with the general, who was Canal commissioner when I was
secretary of state, on our official tour on the Canal.

One night the general said to me:  "Mr. Blank, who has a great
reputation, is speaking in a neighboring town, and I am going to
hear him."  He came back enraged and unhappy.  In telling me about
it, he said:  "That infernal thief delivered my speech word for
word, and better than I can do it myself.  I am too old to get up
another one, and, as I love to speak, I am very unhappy."

This illustrated one of the accidents to which a campaign speaker
is liable.  The man who stole the general's speech afterwards
played the same trick on me.  He came into our State from New England
with a great reputation.  He was a very fine elocutionist, of
excellent presence and manner, but utterly incapable of original
thought.  He could not prepare a speech of any kind.  However,
he had a phenomenal memory.  He could listen to a speech made
by another and repeat it perfectly.  His attractive appearance,
good voice, and fine elocution made the speech a great success.
Several orators told me that when they found their efforts a failure
they asked for the cause, and discovered that this man had delivered
their speeches a few nights before, and the audience, of course,
thought the last speaker was a fraud and a thief.

General Bruce told me a good campaign story of Senator James W. Nye,
of Nevada.  Nye was a prominent lawyer of western New York, and
the most eloquent and witty member of the bar of that section,
and also the most popular campaign speaker.  He moved to Nevada
and so impressed the people of that young State that he was elected
United States senator.  In the Senate he became a notable figure.

Nye and General Bruce were sent by the national committee to
canvass New England.  Nye had become senatorial in his oratory,
with much more dignity and elevation of style than before.  He
began his first speech at Bridgeport, Conn., in this way:  "Fellow
citizens, I have come three thousand miles from my mountain home,
three thousand feet above the level of the sea, to discuss with
you these vital questions for the safety of our republic."  The
next night, at New Haven, he said:  "I have come from my mountain
home, five thousand feet above the level of the sea, to discuss
with you these vital questions of the safety of our republic."
Bruce interrupted him, saying:  "Why, senator, it was only three
thousand feet last night."  Nye turned savagely on Bruce:  "Bruce,
you go to the devil!"  Resuming with the audience, he remarked
very impressively:  "As I was saying, fellow citizens, I have
come from my mountain home, ten thousand feet above the level
of the sea, to, etc."

A story which illustrates and enforces the argument helps a political
speech, and it is often the only part of the speech which is
remembered.  I have often heard people say to me:  "I heard you
speak thirty, forty, or fifty years ago, and this is the story
you told."  Sometimes, however, the story may prove a boomerang
in the most unexpected way.

For many years, when I spoke in northern New York I was always
met at the Syracuse station by a superintendent of the Lackawanna
Railroad with a special train filled with friends.  He carried
me up to my destination and brought me back in the morning.  It
was his great day of the year, and during the trip he was full
of reminiscences, and mainly of the confidences reposed in him
by the president of the road, my old and valued friend, Samuel Sloan.

One fall he failed to appear, and there was no special train to
meet me.  I was told by friends that the reason was his wife had
died and he was in mourning.  The morning after the meeting I
started to call upon him, but was informed that he was very hostile
and would not see me.  I was not going to lose an old friend like
that and went up to his office.  As soon as I entered, he said:
"Go away, I don't want to see you again."  I appealed to him,
saying:  "I cannot lose so good a friend as you.  If there is
anything I have done or said, I will do everything in my power
to make it right."  He turned on me sharply and with great emotion
told this story:  "My wife and I lived in loving harmony for over
thirty years, and when she died recently I was heartbroken.  The
whole town was sympathetic; most of the business houses closed
during the hour of the funeral.  I had arranged to have ministers
whom my wife admired, and with them selected passages of scriptures
and hymns to which she was devoted.  A new minister in town was
invited by the others to participate, and without my knowledge.
I looked over the congregation, all Mary's friends.  I listened
to the services, which Mary herself would have chosen, and said
to Mary's spirit, which I knew to be hovering about:  'We are all
paying you a loving tribute.'  Then the new minister had for his
part the announcement and reading of a hymn.  At the last Republican
convention at Saratoga, in order to illustrate the condition of
the Democratic party, you told a story about a boy walking among
the children's graves in the old cemetery at Peekskill, eating
green apples and whistling 'Nearer, my God, to Thee.'  The new
minister gave that hymn, 'Nearer, my God, to Thee.'  Your story
came up in my mind, and I burst out laughing.  I disgraced myself,
insulted the memory of Mary, and I never want to see you again."



XXI.  NATIONAL REPUBLICAN CONVENTIONS

When the Republican convention met in 1912 I was again a delegate.
In my fifty-six years of national conventions I never had such an
intensely disagreeable experience.  I felt it my duty to support
President Taft for renomination.  I thought he had earned it by
his excellent administration.  I had many ties with him, beginning
with our associations as graduates of Yale, and held for him a
most cordial regard.  I was swayed by my old and unabated love
for Roosevelt.  In that compromise and harmony were impossible.
I saw that, with the control of the organization and of the
convention on the side of Mr. Taft, and with the wild support for
Roosevelt of the delegates from the States which could be relied
upon to give Republican majorities, the nomination of either
would be sure defeat.

I was again a delegate to the Republican convention of 1916.
The party was united.  Progressives and conservatives were acting
together, and the convention was in the happiest of moods.  It was
generally understood that Justice Hughes would be nominated if
he could be induced to resign from the Supreme Court and accept.
The presiding officer of the convention was Senator Warren G. Harding.
He made a very acceptable keynote speech.  His fine appearance,
his fairness, justice, and good temper as presiding officer
captured the convention.  There was a universal sentiment that if
Hughes declined the party could do no better than to nominate
Senator Harding.  It was this impression among the delegates, many
of whom were also members of the convention of 1920, which led
to the selection as the convention's candidate for president of
Warren G. Harding.

My good mother was a Presbyterian and a good Calvinist.  She
believed and impressed upon me the certainty of special Providence.
It is hard for a Republican to think that the election of
Woodrow Wilson was a special Providence, but if our candidate,
Mr. Hughes, had been elected he would have had a hostile Democratic
majority in Congress.

When the United States went into the war, as it must have done,
the president would have been handicapped by this pacifist Congress.
The draft would have been refused, without which our army of
four millions could not have been raised.  The autocratic measures
necessary for the conduct of the war would have been denied.
With the conflict between the executive and Congress, our position
would have been impossible and indefensible.

I had a personal experience in the convention.  Chairman Harding
sent one of the secretaries to me with a message that there was
an interval of about an hour when the convention would have nothing
to do.  It was during such a period the crank had his opportunity
and the situation was dangerous, and he wished me to come to
the platform and fill as much of that hour as possible.  I refused
on the ground that I was wholly unprepared, and it would be madness
to attempt to speak to fourteen thousand people in the hall and
a hundred million outside.

A few minutes afterwards Governor Whitman, chairman of the New York
delegation, came to me and said:  "You must be drafted.  The
chairman will create some business to give you fifteen minutes
to think up your speech."  I spurred my gray matter as never before,
and was then introduced and spoke for forty-five minutes.  I was
past eighty-two.  The speech was a success, but when I returned
to my seat I remembered what General Garfield had so earnestly
said to me:  "You are the only man of national reputation who
will speak without preparation.  Unless you peremptorily and
decisively stop yielding you will some day make such a failure
as to destroy the reputation of a lifetime."

In a letter President Harding has this to say in reference to
the occasion:  "Just about a year ago (1916) it was my privilege
as chairman of the Republican convention at Chicago to call upon
you for an address.  There was a hiatus which called for a speech,
and you so wonderfully met the difficult requirements that I sat
in fascinated admiration and have been ready ever since to pay
you unstinted tribute.  You were ever eloquent in your more active
years, but I count you the old man eloquent and incomparable in
your eighties.  May many more helpful and happy years be yours."

I was again a delegate to the convention in June, 1920.  The
Republicans had been for eight years out of office during
Mr. Wilson's two terms.  The delegates were exceedingly anxious
to make no mistake and have no friction in the campaign.

The two leading candidates, General Wood and Governor Lowden,
had nearly equal strength and were supported by most enthusiastic
admirers and advocates.  As the balloting continued the rivalry
and feeling grew between their friends.  It became necessary to
harmonize the situation and it was generally believed that this
could be best done by selecting Senator Warren G. Harding.

Very few conventions have a dramatic surprise, but the nomination
of Governor Coolidge, of Massachusetts, for vice-president came
about in a very picturesque way.  He had been named for president
among the others, and the speech in his behalf by Speaker
Frederick H. Gillett was an excellent one.  Somehow the convention
did not seem to grasp all that the governor stood for and how
strong he was with each delegate.  When the nominations for
vice-president were called for, Senator Medill McCormick presented
Senator Lenroot, of Wisconsin, in an excellent speech.  There
were also very good addresses on behalf of the Governor of Kansas
and others.

When the balloting was about to start, a delegate from Oregon
who was in the rear of the hall arose and said:  "Mr. Chairman."
The chairman said:  "The gentleman from Oregon."  The Oregon
delegate, in a far-reaching voice, shouted:  "Mr. Chairman,
I nominate for vice-president Calvin Coolidge, a one-hundred-per-cent
American."  The convention went off its feet with a whoop and
Coolidge was nominated hands down.

I again had a personal experience.  The committee on resolutions,
not being prepared to report, there was that interval of no
business which is the despair of presiding officers of conventions.
The crowd suddenly began calling for me.  While, of course, I had
thought much on the subject, I had not expected to be called upon
and had no prepared speech.  Happily, fifteen thousand faces and
fifteen thousand voices giving uproarious welcome both steadied
and inspired me.  Though I was past eighty-six years of age, my
voice was in as good condition as at forty, and was practically
the only one which did fill that vast auditorium.  The press of
the country featured the effort next day in a way which was
most gratifying.

Among the thousands who greeted me on the streets and in the
hotel lobbies with congratulations and efforts to say something
agreeable and complimentary, I selected one compliment as unique.
He was an enthusiast.  "Chauncey Depew," he said, "I have for
over twenty years wanted to shake hands with you.  Your speech
was a wonder.  I was half a mile off, way up under the roof, and
heard every word of it, and it was the only one I was able to hear.
That you should do this in your eighty-seventh year is a miracle.
But then my father was a miracle.  On his eighty-fifth birthday he
was in just as good shape as you are to-day, and a week afterwards
he was dead."



XXII.  JOURNALISTS AND FINANCIERS

In reminiscences of my journalistic friends I do not include many
of the most valued who are still living.  Of those who have passed
away one of the most faithful and devoted was Edward H. Butler,
editor and proprietor of the Buffalo Evening News.

Mr. Butler began at the bottom as a newspaper man and very early
and rapidly climbed to the top.  He secured control of the
Evening News and soon made one of the most, if not the most,
widely circulated, influential, and prosperous papers of western
New York.  Personally and through his paper he was for many years
my devoted friend.  To those he loved he had an unbounded fidelity
and generosity.  He possessed keen insight and kept thoroughly
abreast of public affairs was a journalist of high order.

It was my privilege to know Charles A. Dana very well.  I first
met him when he was on the New York Tribune and closely allied
with Horace Greeley.  He made the New York Sun one of the brightest,
most original, and most quoted newspapers in the United States.
His high culture, wonderful command of English, and refined taste
gave to the Sun a high literary position, and at the same time
his audacity and criticism made him a terror to those with whom
he differed, and his editorials the delight of a reader.

Personally Mr. Dana was one of the most attractive and charming
of men.  As assistant secretary of war during Lincoln's administration
he came in intimate contact with all the public men of that period,
and as a journalist his study was invaded and he received most
graciously men and women famous in every department of intellectual
activity.  His reminiscences were wonderful and his characterizations
remarkable.  He might have published an autobiography of rare value
and interest.

When the elder James Gordon Bennett died the newspaper world
recognized the loss of one of the most remarkable and successful
of journalists and publishers.  His son had won reputation in the
field of sport, but his contemporaries doubted his ability to
maintain, much less increase, the sphere of the New York Herald.
But young Bennett soon displayed rare originality and enterprise.
He made his newspaper one of national and international importance.
By bringing out an edition in Paris he conferred a boon upon
Americans abroad.  For many years there was little news from the
United States in foreign newspapers, but Americans crazy for news
from home found it in the Paris edition of the New York Herald.

Mr. Bennett was a good friend of mine for half a century.  He was
delightful company, with his grasp of world affairs and picturesque
presentation of them.  A President of the United States who wished
to change the hostile attitude of the Herald towards his
administration and himself asked me to interview Mr. Bennett.
The editor was courteous, frank, but implacable.  But some time
afterwards the Herald became a cordial supporter of the president.
The interview and its subsequent result displayed a characteristic
of Bennett.  He would not recognize that his judgment or action
could be influenced, but his mind was so open and fair that when
convinced that he was wrong he would in his own way and at his
own time do the right thing.

Mr. Bennett did me once an essential service.  It was at the time
when I was a candidate for re-election to the United States Senate.
I cabled him in Paris and asked that he would look into the situation
through his confidential friends, reporters, and employees, and
if he found the situation warranted his taking a position to do so.
Of course the Herald was an independent and not a party journal
and rarely took sides.  But not long afterwards, editorially and
reportorially, the emphatic endorsement of the Herald came, and
positive prediction of success, and were of great help.  He was
one of my groomsmen at my wedding in 1901.

Among the thousands of stories which appear and disappear like
butterflies, it is a curious question what vogue and circulation
one can have over others.  By an accident I broke one of the
tendons of my heel and was laid up in my house for some time,
unable to walk.  The surgeon fixed the bandage in place by a
liquid cement which soon solidified like glass.

Julian Ralph, a brilliant young newspaper reporter, wrote a long
story in the New York Sun about a wonderful glass leg, which had
been substituted for the natural one and did better work.  The
story had universal publication not only in the United States
but abroad, and interested scientists and surgeons.  My mail grew
to enormous proportions with letters from eager inquirers wanting
to know all the particulars.  The multitude of unfortunates who
had lost their legs or were dissatisfied with artificial ones wrote
to me to find out where these wonderful glass legs could be obtained.

The glass-leg story nearly killed me, but it gave Ralph such a
reputation that he was advanced to positions both at home and
abroad, where his literary genius and imagination won him many
honors, but he never repeated his success with my glass leg.

I suppose, having been more than half a century in close contact
with matters of interest to the public, or officially in positions
where I was a party to corporate activities or movements which
might affect the market, I have been more interviewed than any
one living and seen more reporters.  No reporter has ever abused
the confidence I reposed in him.  He always appreciated what I
told him, even to the verge of indiscretion, and knew what was
proper for him to reveal and what was not for publication.  In the
critical situations which often occurred in railway controversies,
this cordial relationship with reporters was of great value in
getting our side before the public.

One reporter especially, a space writer, managed for a long time
to get from me one-half to a column nearly every day, sometimes
appearing as interviews and at other times under the general
phrase:  "It has been learned from a reliable source."

I recall a personal incident out of the ordinary.  I was awakened
one stormy winter night by a reporter who was well known to me,
a young man of unusual promise.  I met him in dressing gown and
slippers in my library.  There he told me that his wife was ill,
and to save her life the doctor informed him that he must send
her West to a sanitarium.

"I have no money," he continued, "and will not borrow nor beg,
but you must give me a story I can sell."

We discussed various matters which a paper would like to have,
and finally I gave him a veiled but still intelligible story,
which we both knew the papers were anxious to get.  He told me
afterwards that he sold the interview for enough to meet his
present needs and his wife's journey.  Some time after he entered
Wall Street and made a success.



I have known well nearly all the phenomenally successful business
men of my time.  It is a popular idea that luck or chance had much
to do with their careers.  This is a mistake.  All of them had
vision not possessed by their fellows.  They could see opportunities
where others took the opposite view, and they had the courage of
their convictions.  They had standards of their own which they
lived up to, and these standards differed widely from the ethical
ideas of the majority.

Russell Sage, who died in the eighties, had to his credit an estate
which amounted to a million dollars for every year of his life.
He was not always a money-maker, but he was educated in the art
as a banker, was diverted into politics, elected to Congress, and
became a very useful member of that body.  When politics changed
and he was defeated, he came to New York and speedily found his
place among the survival of the fittest.  Mr. Sage could see before
others when bad times would be followed by better ones and
securities rise in value, and he also saw before others when
disasters would follow prosperity.  Relying upon his own judgment,
he became a winner, whether the market went up or down.

I met Mr. Sage frequently and enjoyed his quick and keen appreciation
of men and things.  Of course, I knew that he cultivated me because
he thought that from my official position he might possibly gain
information which he could use in the market.  I never received
any points from him, or acted upon any of his suggestions.  I think
the reason why I am in excellent health and vigor in my eighty-eighth
year is largely due to the fact that the points or suggestions of
great financiers never interested me.  I have known thousands who
were ruined by them.  The financier who gives advice may mean well
as to the securities which he confidentially tells about, but an
unexpected financial storm may make all prophecies worthless,
except for those who have capital to tide it over.

One of the most certain opportunities for fortune was to buy Erie
after Commodore Vanderbilt had secured every share and the shorts
were selling wildly what they did not have and could not get.  An
issue of fraudulent and unauthorized stock suddenly flooded the
market and thousands were ruined.

As Mr. Sage's wealth increased, the generous and public-spirited
impulses which were his underlying characteristics, became entirely
obscured by the craze for accumulation.  His wife, to whom he was
devotedly attached, was, fortunately for him, one of the most
generous, philanthropic, and open-minded of women.  She was most
loyal to the Emma Willard School at Troy, N. Y., from which she
graduated.  Mrs. Sage wrote me a note at one time, saying:  "Mr. Sage
has promised to build and give to the Willard School a building
which will cost one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, and he
wants you to deliver the address at the laying of the corner-stone."
I wrote back that I was so overwhelmed with business that it was
impossible for me to accept.  She replied:  "Russell vows he will
not give a dollar unless you promise to deliver the address.  This
is the first effort in his life at liberal giving.  Don't you
think he ought to be encouraged?"  I immediately accepted.

Mrs. Sage was a Mayflower descendant.  At one of the anniversaries
of the society she invited me to be her guest and to make a speech.
She had quite a large company at her table.  When the champagne
corks began to explode all around us, she asked what I thought she
ought to do.  I answered:  "As the rest are doing."  Mr. Sage
vigorously protested that it was a useless and wasteful expense.
However, Mrs. Sage gave the order, and Mr. Sage and two objecting
gentlemen at the table were the most liberal participants of her
hospitality.  The inspiration of the phizz brought Sage to his
feet, though not on the programme.  He talked until the committee
of arrangements succeeded in persuading him that the company
was entirely satisfied.

Jay Gould told me a story of Sage.  The market had gone against
him and left him under great obligations.  The shock sent Sage
to bed, and he declared that he was ruined.  Mr. Gould and
Mr. Cyrus W. Field became alarmed for his life and went to see
him.  They found him broken-hearted and in a serious condition.
Gould said to him:  "Sage, I will assume all your obligations and
give you so many millions of dollars if you will transfer to me
the cash you have in banks, trust, and safe-deposit companies,
and you keep all your securities and all your real estate."  The
proposition proved to be the shock necessary to counteract Sage's
panic and save his life.  He shouted, "I won't do it!" jumped out
of bed, met all his obligations and turned defeat into a victory.

Sage could not personally give away his fortune, so he left it
all, without reservations, to his wife.  The world is better and
happier by her wise distribution of his accumulations.

One of Mr. Sage's lawyers was an intimate friend of mine, and he
told me this story.  Sage had been persuaded by his fellow directors
in the Western Union Telegraph Company to make a will.  As he was
attorney for the company, Sage came to him to draw it.

The lawyer began to write:  "I, Russell Sage, of the City of
New York, being of sound mind" . . .  (Sage interrupted him in
his quick way by saying, "Nobody will dispute that") "do publish
and devise this to be my last will and testament as follows:
First, I direct that all my just debts will be paid." . . .
("That's easy," said Sage, "because I haven't any.")  "Also my
funeral expenses and testamentary expenses."  ("Make the funeral
simple.  I dislike display and ostentation, and especially at
funerals," said Sage.)  "Next," said the lawyer, "I give, devise,
and bequeath" . . .  (Sage shouted:  "I won't do it!  I won't do it!"
and left the office.)

Nothing is so absorbing as the life of Wall Street.  It is more
abused, misunderstood, and envied than any place in the country.
Wall Street means that the sharpest wits from every State in the
Union, and many from South America and Europe, are competing with
each other for the great prizes of development, exploitation,
and speculation.

I remember a Wall Street man who was of wide reading and high
culture, and yet devoted to both the operation and romance of
the Street.  He rushed into my room one night at Lucerne in
Switzerland and said:  "I have just arrived from Greece and have
been out of touch with everything for six weeks.  I am starving for
news of the market."

I enlightened him as well as I could, and then he remarked:  "Do
you know, while in Athens our little party stood on the Acropolis
admiring the Parthenon, and one enthusiastic Grecian exclaimed:
'There is the wonder of the world.  For three thousand years its
perfection has baffled and taught the genius of every generation.
It can be copied, but never yet has been equalled.  Surely,
notwithstanding your love of New York and devotion to the ticker,
you must admire the Parthenon.'  I answered him, if I could be
transported at this minute to Fifth Avenue and Broadway and could
look up at the Flatiron Building, I would give the money to
rebuild that old ruin."

While conditions in the United States because of the World War
are serious, they are so much better than in the years following
the close of the Civil War, that we who have had the double
experience can be greatly encouraged.  Then one-half of our country
was devastated, its industries destroyed or paralyzed; now we are
united and stronger in every way.  Then we had a paper currency
and dangerous inflation, now we are on a gold standard and with
an excellent banking and credit system.  The development of our
resources and wonderful inventions and discoveries since the
Civil War place us in the foremost position to enter upon world
commerce when all other nations have come as they must to
co-operation and co-ordination upon lines for the preservation
of peace and the promotion of international prosperity.

Many incidents personal to me occur which illustrate conditions
following the close of the war between the States.  I knew very
rich men who became paupers, and strong institutions and corporations
which went into bankruptcy.  I was in the Union Trust Company of
New York when our financial circles were stunned by the closing
of its doors following the closing of the New York Stock Exchange.

One of my clients was Mr. Augustus Schell, one of the ablest and
most successful of financiers and public-spirited citizens.  The
panic had ruined him.  As we left the Union Trust Company he had
his hat over his eyes, and his head was buried in the upturned
collar of his coat.  When opposite Trinity Church he said:
"Mr. Depew, after being a rich man for over forty years, it is
hard to walk under a poor man's hat."  When we reached the
Astor House a complete reaction had occurred.  His collar was
turned down, his head came out confident and aggressive, his hat
had shifted to the back of his head and on a rakish angle.  The
hopeful citizen fairly shouted:  "Mr. Depew, the world has always
gone around, it always will go around."  He managed with the aid
of Commodore Vanderbilt to save his assets from sacrifice.  In
a few years they recovered normal value, and Mr. Schell with his
fortune intact found "the world had gone around" and he was
on top again.

I have often felt the inspiration of Mr. Schell's confidence and
hope and have frequently lifted others out of the depths of despair
by narrating the story and emphasizing the motto "The world always
has gone around, the world always will go around."

Illustrating the wild speculative spirit of one financial period,
and the eagerness with which speculators grasped at what they
thought points, the following is one of my many experiences.

Running down Wall Street one day because I was late for an important
meeting, a well-known speculator stopped me and shouted:  "What
about Erie?"  I threw him off impatiently, saying, "Damn Erie!"
and rushed on.  I knew nothing about Erie speculatively and was
irritated at being still further delayed for my meeting.

Sometime afterwards I received a note from him in which he said:
"I never can be grateful enough for the point you gave me on Erie.
I made on it the biggest kill of my life."

I have often had quoted to me that sentence about "fortune comes
to one but once, and if rejected never returns."  When I declined
President Harrison's offer of the position of secretary of state
in his Cabinet, I had on my desk a large number of telegrams
signed by distinguished names and having only that quotation.
There are many instances in the lives of successful men where
they have repeatedly declined Dame Fortune's gift, and yet she
has finally rewarded them according to their desires.  I am inclined
to think that the fickle lady is not always mortally offended by
a refusal.  I believe that there come in the life of almost everybody
several opportunities, and few have the judgment to wisely decide
what to decline and what to accept.

In 1876 Gardner Hubbard was an officer in the United States railway
mail service.  As this connection with the government was one of
my duties in the New York Central, we met frequently.  One day
he said to me:  "My son-in-law, Professor Bell, has made what
I think a wonderful invention.  It is a talking telegraph.  We
need ten thousand dollars, and I will give you one-sixth interest
for that amount of money."

I was very much impressed with Mr. Hubbard's description of the
possibilities of Professor Bell's invention.  Before accepting,
however, I called upon my friend, Mr. William Orton, president
of the Western Union Telegraph Company.  Orton had the reputation
of being the best-informed and most accomplished electrical expert
in the country.  He said to me:  "There is nothing in this patent
whatever, nor is there anything in the scheme itself, except as
a toy.  If the device has any value, the Western Union owns a
prior patent called the Gray's patent, which makes the Bell
device worthless."

When I returned to Mr. Hubbard he again convinced me, and I would
have made the investment, except that Mr. Orton called at my house
that night and said to me:  "I know you cannot afford to lose
ten thousand dollars, which you certainly will if you put it in
the Bell patent.  I have been so worried about it that contrary
to my usual custom I have come, if possible, to make you promise
to drop it."  This I did.

The Bell patent was sustained in the courts against the Gray,
and the telephone system became immediately popular and profitable.
It spread rapidly all over the country, and innumerable local
companies were organized, and with large interests for the privilege
to the parent company.

I rarely ever part with anything, and I may say that principle
has brought me so many losses and so many gains that I am as yet,
in my eighty-eighth year, undecided whether it is a good rule or
not.  However, if I had accepted my friend Mr. Hubbard's offer, it
would have changed my whole course of life.  With the dividends,
year after year, and the increasing capital, I would have netted
by to-day at least one hundred million dollars.  I have no regrets.
I know my make-up, with its love for the social side of life and
its good things, and for good times with good fellows.  I also
know the necessity of activity and work.  I am quite sure that
with this necessity removed and ambition smothered, I should
long ago have been in my grave and lost many years of a life which
has been full of happiness and satisfaction.

My great weakness has been indorsing notes.  A friend comes and
appeals to you.  If you are of a sympathetic nature and very fond
of him, if you have no money to loan him, it is so easy to put
your name on the back of a note.  Of course, it is rarely paid at
maturity, because your friend's judgment was wrong, and so the note
is renewed and the amount increased.  When finally you wake up
to the fact that if you do not stop you are certain to be ruined,
your friend fails when the notes mature, and you have lost the
results of many years of thrift and saving, and also your friend.

I declined to marry until I had fifty thousand dollars.  The happy
day arrived, and I felt the fortunes of my family secure.  My
father-in-law and his son became embarrassed in their business,
and, naturally, I indorsed their notes.  A few years afterwards
my father-in-law died, his business went bankrupt, I lost my
fifty thousand dollars and found myself considerably in debt.  As
an illustration of my dear mother's belief that all misfortunes
are sent for one's good, it so happened that the necessity of
meeting and recovering from this disaster led to extraordinary
exertions, which probably, except under the necessity, I never
would have made.  The efforts were successful.

Horace Greeley never could resist an appeal to indorse a note.
They were hardly ever paid, and Mr. Greeley was the loser.  I met
him one time, soon after he had been a very severe sufferer from
his mistaken kindness.  He said to me with great emphasis:
"Chauncey, I want you to do me a great favor.  I want you to have
a bill put through the legislature, and see that it becomes a law,
making it a felony and punishable with imprisonment for life for
any man to put his name by way of indorsement on the back of
another man's paper."

Dear old Greeley kept the practice up until he died, and the law
was never passed.  There was one instance, which I had something
to do with, where the father of a young man, through whom Mr. Greeley
lost a great deal of money by indorsing notes, arranged after
Mr. Greeley's death to have the full amount of the loss paid to
Mr. Greeley's heirs.



XXIII.  ACTORS AND MEN OF LETTERS

One cannot speak of Sir Henry Irving without recalling the wonderful
charm and genius of his leading lady, Ellen Terry.  She never
failed to be worthy of sharing in Irving's triumphs.  Her remarkable
adaptability to the different characters and grasp of their
characteristics made her one of the best exemplifiers of Shakespeare
of her time.  She was equally good in the great characters of other
playwrights.  Her effectiveness was increased by an unusual ability
to shed tears and natural tears.  I was invited behind the scenes
one evening when she had produced a great impression upon the
audience in a very pathetic part.  I asked her how she did what
no one else was ever able to do.

"Why," she answered, "it is so simple when you are portraying ----"
(mentioning the character), "and such a crisis arises in your
life, that naturally and immediately the tears begin to flow."
So they did when she was illustrating the part for me.

It was a privilege to hear Edwin Booth as Richelieu and Hamlet.
I have witnessed all the great actors of my time in those characters.
None of them equalled Edwin Booth.  For a number of years he was
exiled from the stage because his brother, Wilkes Booth, was
the assassin of President Lincoln.  His admirers in New York felt
that it was a misfortune for dramatic art that so consummate an
artist should be compelled to remain in private life.  In order
to break the spell they united and invited Mr. Booth to give a
performance at one of the larger theatres.  The house, of course,
was carefully ticketed with selected guests.

The older Mrs. John Jacob Astor, a most accomplished and cultured
lady and one of the acknowledged leaders of New York society,
gave Mr. Booth a dinner in honor of the event.  The gathering
represented the most eminent talent of New York in every department
of the great city's activities.  Of course, Mr. Booth had the seat
of honor at the right of the hostess.  On the left was a distinguished
man who had been a Cabinet minister and a diplomat.  During the
dinner Mr. Evarts said to me:  "I have known so and so all our
active lives.  He has been a great success in everything he has
undertaken, and the wonder of it is that if there was ever an
opportunity for him to say or do the wrong thing he never failed."

Curiously enough, the conversation at the dinner ran upon men
outliving their usefulness and reputations.  Several instances
were cited where a man from the height of his fame gradually
lived on and lived out his reputation.  Whereupon our diplomat,
with his fatal facility for saying the wrong thing, broke in by
remarking in a strident voice:  "The most remarkable instance of a
man dying at the right time for his reputation was Abraham Lincoln."
Then he went on to explain how he would have probably lost his
place in history through the mistakes of his second term.  Nobody
heard anything beyond the words "Abraham Lincoln."  Fortunately
for the evening and the great embarrassment of Mr. Booth, the tact
of Mrs. Astor changed the subject and saved the occasion.

Of all my actor friends none was more delightful either on the
stage or in private life than Joseph Jefferson.  He early appealed
to me because of his Rip Van Winkle.  I was always devoted to
Washington Irving and to the Hudson River.  All the traditions
which have given a romantic touch to different points on that
river came from Irving's pen.  In the days of my youth the influence
of Irving upon those who were fortunate enough to have been born
upon the banks of the Hudson was very great in every way.

As I met Jefferson quite frequently, I recall two of his many
charming stories.  He said he thought at one time that it would
be a fine idea to play Rip Van Winkle at the village of Catskill,
around which place was located the story of his hero.  His manager
selected the supernumeraries from among the farmer boys of the
neighborhood.  At the point of the play where Rip wakes up and
finds the lively ghosts of the Hendrick Hudson crew playing bowls
in the mountains, he says to each one of them, who all look and
are dressed alike:  "Are you his brother?"

"No," answered the young farmer who impersonated one of the ghosts,
"Mr. Jefferson, I never saw one of these people before."  As ghosts
are supposed to be silent, this interruption nearly broke up
the performance.

During the Spanish-American War I came on the same train with
Mr. Jefferson from Washington.  The interest all over the country
at that time was the remarkable victory of Admiral Dewey over the
Spanish fleet in the harbor of Manila.  People wondered how Dewey
could sink every Spanish ship and never be hit once himself.
Jefferson said in his quaint way:  "Everybody, including the
secretary of the navy and several admirals, asked me how that could
have happened.  I told them the problem might be one which naval
officers could not solve, but it was very simple for an actor.  The
failure of the Spanish admiral was entirely due to his not having
rehearsed.  Success is impossible without frequent rehearsals."

Returning for a moment to Washington Irving, one of the most
interesting spots near New York is his old home, Wolfert's Roost,
and also the old church at Tarrytown where he worshipped, and
of which he was an officer for many years.  The ivy which partially
covers the church was given to Mr. Irving by Sir Walter Scott,
from Abbotsford.  At the time when the most famous of British
reviewers wrote, "Whoever read or reads an American book?"
Sir Walter Scott announced the merit and coming fame of
Washington Irving.  But, as Rip Van Winkle says, when he returns
after twenty years to his native village, "how soon we are forgot."

There was a dinner given in New York to celebrate the hundredth
anniversary of Washington Irving's birth.  I was one of the speakers.
In an adjoining room was a company of young and very successful
brokers, whose triumphs in the market were the envy of speculative
America.  While I was speaking they came into the room.  When
I had finished, the host at the brokers' dinner called me out and
said:  "We were much interested in your speech.  This Irving you
talked about must be a remarkable man.  What is the dinner about?"

I answered him that it was in celebration of the hundredth
anniversary of the birth of Washington Irving.

"Well," he said, pointing to an old gentleman who had sat beside
me on the speakers' platform, "it is astonishing how vigorous he
looks at that advanced age."

It was my good fortune to hear often and know personally
Richard Mansfield.  He was very successful in many parts, but
his presentation of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was wonderful.
At one time he came to me with a well-thought-out scheme for
a national theatre in New York, which would be amply endowed and
be the home of the highest art in the dramatic profession, and
at the same time the finest school in the world.  He wanted me
to draw together a committee of the leading financiers of the
country and, if possible, to impress them so that they would
subscribe the millions necessary for carrying out his ideas.
I was too busy a man to undertake so difficult a project.

One of the colored porters in the Wagner Palace Car service, who
was always with me on my tours of inspection over the railroad,
told me an amusing story of Mr. Mansfield's devotion to his art.
He was acting as porter on Mansfield's car, when he was making
a tour of the country.  This porter was an exceedingly intelligent
man.  He appreciated Mansfield's achievements and played up to
his humor in using him as a foil while always acting.  When they
were in a station William never left the car, but remained on guard
for the protection of its valuable contents.

After a play at Kansas City Mansfield came into the car very late
and said:  "William, where is my manager?"

"Gone to bed, sir, and so have the other members of the company,"
answered William.

Then in his most impressive way Mansfield said:  "William, they
fear me.  By the way, were you down at the depot to-night when
the audience from the suburbs were returning to take their trains
home?"

"Yes, sir," answered William, though he had not been out of the car.

"Did you hear any remarks made about my play?"

"Yes, sir."

"Can you give me an instance?"

"Certainly," replied William; "one gentleman remarked that he
had been to the theatre all his life, but that your acting to-night
was the most rotten thing he had ever heard or seen."

"William," shouted Mansfield, "get my Winchester and find that man."

So Mansfield and William went out among the crowds, and when
William saw a big, aggressive-looking fellow who he thought would
stand up and fight, he said:  "There he is."

Mansfield immediately walked up to the man, covered him with his
rifle, and shouted:  "Hold up your hands, you wretch, and take
back immediately the insulting remark you made about my play
and acting and apologize."

The man said:  "Why, Mr. Mansfield, somebody has been lying to
you about me.  Your performance to-night was the best thing I ever
saw in my life."

"Thank you," said Mansfield, shouldering his rifle, and added in
the most tragic tone:  "William, lead the way back to the car."

Among the most interesting memories of old New Yorkers are the
suppers which Mr. Augustin Daly gave on the one hundredth performance
of a play.  Like everything which Daly did, the entertainment was
perfect.  A frequent and honored guest on these occasions was
General Sherman, who was then retired from the army and living
in New York.  Sherman was a military genius but a great deal more.
He was one of the most sensitive men in the world.  Of course,
the attraction at these suppers was Miss Rehan, Daly's leading
lady.  Her personal charm, her velvet voice, and her inimitable
coquetry made every guest anxious to be her escort.  She would
pretend to be in doubt whether to accept the attentions of
General Sherman or myself, but when the general began to display
considerable irritation, the brow of Mars was smoothed and the
warrior made happy by a gracious acceptance of his arm.

On one of these occasions I heard the best after-dinner speech
of my life.  The speaker was one of the most beautiful women
in the country, Miss Fanny Davenport.  That night she seemed
to be inspired, and her eloquence, her wit, her humor, her sparkling
genius, together with the impression of her amazing beauty were
very effective.

P. T. Barnum, the showman, was a many-sided and interesting
character.  I saw much of him as he rented from the Harlem Railroad
Company the Madison Square Garden, year after year.  Barnum never
has had an equal in his profession and was an excellent business
man.  In a broad way he was a man of affairs, and with his vast
fund of anecdotes and reminiscences very entertaining socially.

An Englishman of note came to me with a letter of introduction,
and I asked him whom he would like to meet.  He said:  "I think
principally Mr. P. T. Barnum."  I told this to Barnum, who knew
all about him, and said:  "As a gentleman, he knows how to meet me."
When I informed my English friend, he expressed his regret and
at once sent Barnum his card and an invitation for dinner.  At the
dinner Barnum easily carried off the honors with his wonderful
fund of unusual adventures.

My first contact with Mr. Barnum occurred many years before, when
I was a boy up in Peekskill.  At that time he had a museum and
a show in a building at the corner of Ann Street and Broadway,
opposite the old Astor House.  By skilful advertising he kept
people all over the country expecting something new and wonderful
and anxious to visit his show.

There had been an Indian massacre on the Western plains.  The
particulars filled the newspapers and led to action by the government
in retaliation.  Barnum advertised that he had succeeded in
securing the Sioux warriors whom the government had captured,
and who would re-enact every day the bloody battle in which they
were victorious.

It was one of the hottest afternoons in August when I appeared
there from the country.  The Indians were on the top floor, under
the roof.  The performance was sufficiently blood-curdling to
satisfy the most exacting reader of a penny-dreadful.  After
the performance, when the audience left, I was too fascinated
to go, and remained in the rear of the hall, gazing at these
dreadful savages.  One of them took off his head-gear, dropped
his tomahawk and scalping-knife, and said in the broadest Irish
to his neighbor:  "Moike, if this weather don't cool off, I will
be nothing but a grease spot."  This was among the many illusions
which have been dissipated for me in a long life.  Notwithstanding
that, I still have faith, and dearly love to be fooled, but not
to have the fraud exposed.



Wyndham, the celebrated English actor, was playing one night in
New York.  He saw me in the audience and sent a messenger inviting
me to meet him at supper at the Hoffman House.  After the theatre
I went to the hotel, asked at the desk in what room the theatrical
supper was, and found there Bronson Howard, the playwright, and
some others.  I told them the object of my search, and Mr. Howard
said:  "You are just in the right place."

The English actor came later, and also a large number of other
guests.  I was very much surprised and flattered at being made
practically the guest of honor.  In the usual and inevitable
after-dinner speeches I joined enthusiastically in the prospects
of American contributions to drama and especially the genius of
Bronson Howard.

It developed afterwards that the actors' dinner was set for several
nights later, and that I was not invited or expected to this
entertainment, which was given by Mr. Howard to my actor friend,
but by concert of action between the playwright and the actor,
the whole affair was turned into a dinner to me.  Broadway was
delighted at the joke, but did not have a better time over it than I did.

The supper parties after the play which Wyndham gave were among
the most enjoyable entertainments in London.  His guests represented
the best in society, government, art, literature, and drama.  His
dining-room was built and furnished like the cabin of a yacht and
the illusion was so complete that sensitive guests said they felt
the rolling of the sea.

One evening he said to me:  "I expect a countryman of yours,
a charming fellow, but, poor devil, he has only one hundred and
fifty thousand pounds a year.  He is still young, and all the
managing mothers are after him for their daughters."

When the prosperous American with an income of three-quarters
of a million arrived, I needed no introduction.  I knew him very
well and about his affairs.  He had culture, was widely travelled,
was both musical and artistic, and his fad was intimacy with
prominent people.  His dinners were perfection and invitations
were eagerly sought.  On the plea of delicate health he remained
a brief period in the height of the season in London and Paris.
But during those few weeks he gave all that could be done by lavish
wealth and perfect taste, and did it on an income of twenty
thousand dollars a year.

Most of the year he lived modestly in the mountains of Switzerland
or in Eastern travel, but was a welcome guest of the most important
people in many lands.  The only deceit about it, if it was a
deceit, was that he never went out of his way to deny his vast
wealth, and as he never asked for anything there was no occasion
to publish his inventory.  The pursuing mothers and daughters
never succeeded, before his flight, in leading him far enough to ask
for a show-down.

Many times during my visits to Europe I have been besieged to know
the income of a countryman.  On account of the belief over there
in the generality of enormous American fortunes, it is not difficult
to create the impression of immense wealth.  While the man would
have to make a statement and give references, the lady's story
is seldom questioned.  I have known some hundreds and thousands
of dollars become in the credulous eyes of suitors as many millions,
and a few millions become multimillions.  In several instances
the statements of the lady were accepted as she achieved her ambition.



For a tired man who has grown stale with years of unremitting work
I know of no relief and recuperation equal to taking a steamer
and crossing the ocean to Europe.  I did this for a few weeks
in midsummer many times and always with splendid and most refreshing
results.  With fortunate introductions, I became acquainted with
many of the leading men of other countries, and this was a
liberal education.

There is invariably a concert for charities to help the sailors
on every ship.  I had many amusing experiences in presiding on
these occasions.  I remember once we were having a rough night
of it, and one of our artists, a famous singer, who had made a
successful tour of the United States, was a little woman and
her husband a giant.  He came to me during the performance and
said:  "My wife is awfully seasick, but she wants to sing, and
I want her to.  In the intervals of her illness she is in pretty
good shape for a little while.  If you will stop everything when
you see me coming in with her, she will do her part."

I saw him rushing into the saloon with his wife in his arms, and
immediately announced her for the next number.  She made a great
triumph, but at the proper moment was caught up by her husband
and carried again to the deck.  He said to me afterwards:  "My wife
was not at her best last night, because there is a peculiarity
about seasickness and singers; the lower notes in which she is
most effective are not at such times available or in working order."

Augustin Daly did a great service to the theatre by his wonderful
genius as a manager.  He discovered talent everywhere and encouraged
it.  He trained his company with the skill of a master, and produced
in his theatres here and in London a series of wonderful plays.  He
did not permit his artists to take part, as a rule, in these concerts
on the ship, but it so happened that on one occasion we celebrated
the Fourth of July.  I went to Mr. Daly and asked him if he would
not as an American take the management of the whole celebration.
This appealed to him, and he selected the best talent from his
company.  Among them was Ada Rehan.  I knew Miss Rehan when she
was in the stock company at Albany in her early days.  With
Mr. Daly, who discovered her, she soon developed into a star of
the first magnitude.

Mr. Daly persisted on my presiding and introducing the artists,
and also delivering the Fourth of July oration.  The celebration
was so successful in the saloon that Mr. Daly had it repeated
the next night in the second cabin, and the night after that in
the steerage.  The steerage did its best, and was clothed in
the finest things which it was carrying back to astonish the old
folks in the old country, and its enthusiasm was greater, if
possible, than the welcome which had greeted the artists among
the first and second cabin passengers.

After Miss Rehan had recited her part and been encored and encored,
I found her in tears.  I said:  "Miss Rehan, your triumph has been
so great that it should be laughter."

"Yes," she said, "but it is so pathetic to see these people who
probably never before met with the highest art."



Among the many eminent English men of letters who at one time
came to the United States was Matthew Arnold.  The American lecture
promoters were active in securing these gentlemen, and the American
audiences were most appreciative.  Many came with letters of
introduction to me.

Mr. Arnold was a great poet, critic, and writer, and an eminent
professor at Oxford University and well-known to our people.
His first address was at Chickering Hall to a crowded house.
Beyond the first few rows no one could hear him.  Explaining this
he said to me:  "My trouble is that my lectures at the university
are given in small halls and to limited audiences."  I advised
him that before going any farther he should secure an elocutionist
and accustom himself to large halls, otherwise his tour would be
a disappointment.

He gave me an amusing account of his instructor selecting
Chickering Hall, where he had failed, and making him repeat his
lecture, while the instructor kept a progressive movement farther
and farther from the stage until he reached the rear seats, when
he said he was satisfied.  It is a tribute to the versatility of
this great author that he learned his lesson so well that his
subsequent lectures in different parts of the country were very
successful.

Once Mr. Arnold said to me:  "The lectures which I have prepared
are for university audiences, to which I am accustomed.  I have
asked my American manager to put me only in university towns, but
I wish you would look over my engagements."

Having done this, I remarked:  "Managers are looking for large
and profitable audiences.  There is no university or college in
any of these towns, though one of them has an inebriate home and
another an insane asylum.  However, both of these cities have
a cultured population.  Your noisiest and probably most appreciative
audience will be at the one which is a large railroad terminal.
Our railroad people are up-to-date."

I saw Mr. Arnold on his return from his tour.  The description
he gave of his adventures was very picturesque and the income
had been exceedingly satisfactory and beyond expectation.

Describing the peculiarities of the chairmen who introduced him,
he mentioned one of them who said:  "Ladies and gentlemen, next
week we will have in our course the most famous magician there
is in the world, and the week after, I am happy to say, we shall
be honored by the presence of a great opera-singer, a wonderful
artist.  For this evening it is my pleasure to introduce to you
that distinguished English journalist Mr. Edwin Arnold."  Mr. Arnold
began his lecture with a vigorous denial that he was Edwin Arnold,
whom I judged he did not consider in his class.

Mr. Arnold received in New York and in the larger cities which
he visited the highest social attention from the leading families.
I met him several times and found that he never could be reconciled
to our two most famous dishes--terrapin and canvasback duck--the
duck nearly raw.  He said indignantly to one hostess, who chided
him for his neglect of the canvasback:  "Madam, when your ancestors
left England two hundred and fifty years ago, the English of that
time were accustomed to eat their meat raw; now they cook it."
To which the lady answered:  "I am not familiar with the customs
of my ancestors, but I know that I pay my chef, who cooked the
duck, three hundred dollars a month."

We were all very fond of Thackeray.  He did not have the general
popularity of Charles Dickens, nor did he possess Dickens's dramatic
power, but he had a large and enthusiastic following among our
people.  It was an intellectual treat and revelation to listen
to him.  That wonderful head of his seemed to be an enormous and
perennial fountain of wit and wisdom.

They had a good story of him at the Century Club, which is our
Athenaeum, that when taken there after a lecture by his friends
they gave him the usual Centurion supper of those days:  saddlerock
oysters.  The saddlerock of that time was nearly as large as
a dinner-plate.  Thackeray said to his host:  "What do I do with
this animal?"

The host answered:  "We Americans swallow them whole."

Thackeray, always equal to the demand of American hospitality,
closed his eyes and swallowed the oyster, and the oyster went
down.  When he had recovered he remarked:  "I feel as if I had
swallowed a live baby."

We have been excited at different times to an absorbing extent
by the stories of explorers.  None were more generally read than
the adventures of the famous missionary, David Livingstone,
in Africa.  When Livingstone was lost the whole world saluted
Henry M. Stanley as he started upon his famous journey to find him.
Stanley's adventures, his perils and escapes, had their final
success in finding Livingstone.  The story enraptured and thrilled
every one.  The British Government knighted him, and when he
returned to the United States he was Sir Henry Stanley.  He was
accompanied by his wife, a beautiful and accomplished woman, and
received with open arms.

I met Sir Henry many times at private and public entertainments
and found him always most interesting.  The Lotos Club gave him
one of its most famous dinners, famous to those invited and to
those who spoke.

It was arranged that he should begin his lecture tour of the
United States in New York.  At the request of Sir Henry and his
committee I presided and introduced him at the Metropolitan
Opera House.  The great auditorium was crowded to suffocation
and the audience one of the finest and most sympathetic.

We knew little at that time of Central Africa and its people, and
the curiosity was intense to hear from Sir Henry a personal and
intimate account of his wonderful discoveries and experiences.
He thought that as his African life was so familiar to him, it must
be the same to everybody else.  As a result, instead of a thriller
he gave a commonplace talk on some literary subject which bored
the audience and cast a cloud over a lecture tour which promised
to be one of the most successful.  Of course Sir Henry's effort
disappointed his audience the more because their indifference
and indignation depressed him, and he did not do justice to himself
or the uninteresting subject which he had selected.  He never again
made the same mistake, and the tour was highly remunerative.

For nearly a generation there was no subject which so interested
the American people as the adventures of explorers.  I met many
of them, eulogized them in speeches at banquets given in their
honor.  The people everywhere were open-eyed, open-eared, and
open-mouthed in their welcome and eagerness to hear them.

It is a commentary upon the fickleness of popular favor that the
time was so short before these universal favorites dropped out
of popular attention and recollection.



XXIV.  SOCIETIES AND PUBLIC BANQUETS

The most unique experience in my life has been the dinners given
to me by the Montauk Club of Brooklyn on my birthday.  The Montauk
is a social club of high standing, whose members are of professional
and business life and different political and religious faiths.

Thirty years ago Mr. Charles A. Moore was president of the club.
He was a prominent manufacturer and a gentleman of wide influence
in political and social circles.  Mr. McKinley offered him the
position of secretary of the navy, which Mr. Moore declined.  He
came to me one day with a committee from the club, and said:
"The Montauk wishes to celebrate your birthday.  We know that it
is on the 23d of April, and that you have two distinguished
colleagues who also have the 23d as their birthday--Shakespeare
and St. George.  We do not care to include them, but desire only
to celebrate yours."

The club has continued these celebrations for thirty years by
an annual dinner.  The ceremonial of the occasion is a reception,
then dinner, and, after an introduction by the president, a speech
by myself.  To make a new speech every year which will be of
interest to those present and those who read it, is not easy.

These festivities had a fortunate beginning.  In thinking over
what I should talk about at the first dinner, I decided to get
some fun out of the municipality of Brooklyn by a picturesque
description of its municipal conditions.  It was charged in the
newspapers that there had been serious graft in some public
improvements which had been condoned by the authorities and excused
by an act of the legislature.  It had also been charged that the
Common Council had been giving away valuable franchises to their
favorites.  Of course, this presented a fine field of contrast
between ancient and modern times.  In ancient times grateful
citizens erected statues to eminent men who had deserved well of
their country in military or civic life, but Brooklyn had improved
upon the ancient model through the grant of public utilities.
The speech caused a riot after the dinner as to its propriety,
many taking the ground that it was a criticism, and, therefore,
inappropriate to the occasion.  However, the affair illustrated
a common experience of mine that unexpected results will sometimes
flow from a bit of humor, if the humor has concealed in it a stick
of dynamite.

The Brooklyn pulpit, which is the most progressive in the world,
took the matter up and aroused public discussion on municipal
affairs.  The result was the formation of a committee of one hundred
citizens to investigate municipal conditions.  They found that
while the mayor and some other officials were high-toned and
admirable officers, yet the general administration of the city
government had in the course of years become so bad that there
should be a general reformation.  The reform movement was successful;
it spread over to New York and there again succeeded, and the
movement for municipal reform became general in the country.

The next anniversary dinner attracted an audience larger than
the capacity of the club, and every one of the thirty has been
an eminent success.  For many years the affair has received wide
publicity in the United States, and has sometimes been reported
in foreign newspapers.  I remember being in London with the late
Lieutenant-Governor Woodruff, when we saw these head-lines at
a news-stand on the Strand:  "Speech by Chauncey Depew at his
birthday dinner at the Montauk Club, Brooklyn."  During this nearly
third of a century the membership of the club has changed, sons
having succeeded fathers and new members have been admitted, but
the celebration seems to grow in interest.

During the last fourteen years the president of the club has been
Mr. William H. English.  He has done so much for the organization
in every way that the members would like to have him as their
executive officer for life.  Mr. English is a splendid type of
the American who is eminently successful in his chosen career,
and yet has outside interest for the benefit of the public.  Modest
to a degree and avoiding publicity, he nevertheless is the motive
power of many movements progressive and charitable.

Twenty-four years ago a company of public-spirited women in the
city of Des Moines, Iowa, organized a club.  They named it after
me.  For nearly a quarter of a century it has been an important
factor in the civic life of Des Moines.  It has with courage,
intelligence, and independence done excellent work.  At the time
of its organization there were few if any such organizations in
the country, and it may claim the position of pioneer in women's
activity in public affairs.

Happily free from the internal difficulties and disputes which so
often wreck voluntary associations, the Chauncey Depew Club is
stronger than ever.  It looks forward with confidence to a successful
celebration of its quarter of a century.

I have never been able to visit the club, but have had with it
frequent and most agreeable correspondence.  It always remembers
my birthday in the most gratifying way.  I am grateful to its
members for bestowing upon me one of the most pleasurable compliments
of my life.

A public dinner is a fine form of testimonial.  I have had many
in my life, celebrating other things than my birthday.  One of
the most notable was given me by the citizens of Chicago in
recognition of my efforts to make their great Columbian exhibition
a success.  Justice John M. Harlan presided, and distinguished
men were present from different parts of the country and representing
great interests.  Probably the speech which excited the most
comment was a radical attack of Andrew Carnegie on the government
of Great Britain, in submitting to the authority of a king or a
queen.  Canada was represented by some of the high officials of
that self-governing colony.  The Canadians are more loyal to the
English form of government than are the English themselves.  My
peppery Scotch friend aroused a Canadian official, who returned
his assault with vigor and interest.

It is a very valuable experience for an American to attend the
annual banquet of the American Chamber of Commerce in Paris.
The French Government recognizes the affair by having a company
of their most picturesquely uniformed soldiers standing guard both
inside and outside the hall.  The highest officials of the French
Government always attend and make speeches.  The American Ambassador
replies in a speech partly in English, and, if he is sufficiently
equipped, partly in French.  General Horace Porter and Henry White
were equally happy both in their native language and in that of
the French.  The French statesmen, however, were so fond of
Myron T. Herrick that they apparently not only grasped his cordiality
but understood perfectly his eloquence.  The honor has several
times been assigned to me of making the American speech in
unadulterated American.  The French may not have understood, but
with their quick apprehension the applause or laughter of the
Americans was instantly succeeded by equal manifestations on
the part of the French.

Among the many things which we have inherited from our English
ancestry are public dinners and after-dinner speeches.  The public
dinner is of importance in Great Britain and utilized for every
occasion.  It is to the government the platform where the ministers
can lay frankly before the country matters which they could not
develop in the House of Commons.  Through the dinner speech they
open the way and arouse public attention for measures which they
intend to propose to Parliament, and in this way bring the pressure
of public opinion to their support.

In the same way every guild and trade have their festive functions
with serious purpose, and so have religious, philanthropic, economic,
and sociological movements.  We have gone quite far in this
direction, but have not perfected the system as they have on the
other side.  I have been making after-dinner speeches for sixty
years to all sorts and conditions of people, and on almost every
conceivable subject.  I have found these occasions of great value
because under the good-fellowship of the occasion an unpopular
truth can be sugar-coated with humor and received with applause,
while in the processes of digestion the next day it is working with
the audience and through the press in the way the pill was intended.
A popular audience will forgive almost anything with which they
do not agree, if the humorous way in which it is put tickles
their risibilities.

Mr. Gladstone was very fine at the lord mayor's dinner at Guild Hall,
where the prime minister develops his policies.  So it was with
Lord Salisbury and Balfour, but the prince of after-dinner speakers
in England is Lord Rosebery.  He has the humor, the wit, and the
artistic touch which fascinates and enraptures his audience.

I have met in our country all the men of my time who have won fame
in this branch of public address.  The most remarkable in
effectiveness and inspiration was Henry Ward Beecher.  A banquet
was always a success if it could have among its speakers
William M. Evarts, Joseph H. Choate, James S. Brady, Judge John R. Brady,
General Horace Porter, or Robert G. Ingersoll.

After General Grant settled in New York he was frequently a guest
at public dinners and always produced an impression by simple,
direct, and effective oratory.

General Sherman, on the other hand, was an orator as well as a
fighter.  He never seemed to be prepared, but out of the occasion
would give soldierly, graphic, and picturesque presentations of
thought and description.

Not to have heard on these occasions Robert G. Ingersoll was to
have missed being for the evening under the spell of a magician.
I have been frequently asked if I could remember occasions of this
kind which were of more than ordinary interest.

After-dinner oratory, while most attractive at the time, is
evanescent, but some incidents are interesting in memory.  At
the time of Queen Victoria's jubilee I was present where a
representative of Canada was called upon for a speech.  With the
exception of the Canadian and myself the hosts and guests were
all English.  My Canadian friend enlarged upon the wonders of his
country.  A statement of its marvels did not seem sufficient for
him unless it was augmented by comparisons with other countries
to the glory of Canada, and so he compared Canada with the
United States.  Canada had better and more enduring institutions,
she had a more virile, intelligent, and progressive population,
and she had protected herself, as the United States did not,
against undesirable immigration, and in everything which constituted
an up-to-date, progressive, healthy, and hopeful commonwealth she
was far in advance of the United States.

I was called upon immediately afterwards and said I would agree
with the distinguished gentleman from Canada that in one thing
at least Canada was superior to the United States, and it was
that she had far more land, but it was mostly ice.  I regret to
remember that my Canadian friend lost his temper.

One of the historical dinners of New York, which no one will forget
who was there, was just after the close of the Civil War, or, as
my dear old friend, Colonel Watterson, called it, "The War between
the States."  The principal guests were General Sherman and
Henry W. Grady of Atlanta, Ga.  General Sherman, in his speech,
described the triumphant return of the Union Army to Washington,
its review by the President, and then its officers and men returning
to private life and resuming their activities and industries as
citizens.  It was a word-picture of wonderful and startling
picturesqueness and power and stirred an audience, composed
largely of veterans who had been participants both in the battles
and in the parades, to the highest degree of enthusiasm.  Mr. Grady
followed.  He was a young man with rare oratorical gifts.  He
described the return of the Confederate soldiers to their homes
after the surrender at Appomattox.  They had been four years
fighting and marching.  They were ragged and poor.  They returned
to homes and farms, many of which had been devastated.  They had
no capital, and rarely animals or farming utensils necessary to
begin again.  But with superb courage, not only on their own part
but with the assistance of their wives, sisters, and daughters,
they made the desert land flourish and resurrected the country.

This remarkable description of Grady, which I only outline, came
as a counterpart to the triumphant epic of General Sherman.  The
effect was electric, and beyond almost any that have ever occurred
in New York or anywhere, and Grady sprang into international fame.

Joseph H. Choate was a most dangerous fellow speaker to his
associates who spoke before him.  I had with him many encounters
during fifty years, and many times enjoyed being the sufferer by
his wit and humor.  On one occasion Choate won the honors of the
evening by an unexpected attack.  There is a village in western
New York which is named after me.  The enterprising inhabitants,
boring for what might be under the surface of their ground,
discovered natural gas.  According to American fashion, they
immediately organized a company and issued a prospectus for the
sale of the stock.  The prospectus fell into the hands of Mr. Choate.
With great glee he read it and then with emphasis the name of
the company:  "The Depew Natural Gas Company, Limited," and waving
the prospectus at me shouted:  "Why limited?"

There have been two occasions in Mr. Choate's after-dinner speeches
much commented upon both in this country and abroad.  As I was
present on both evenings, it seems the facts ought to be accurately
stated.  The annual dinner of the "Friendly Sons of St. Patrick"
occurred during one of the years when the Home Rule question was
most acute in England and actively discussed here.  At the same
time our Irish fellow citizens, with their talent for public life,
had captured all the offices in New York City.  They had the mayor,
the majority of the Board of Aldermen, and a large majority of
the judges.  When Mr. Choate spoke he took up the Home Rule
question, and, without indicating his own views, said substantially:
"We Yankees used to be able to govern ourselves, but you Irish
have come here and taken the government away from us.  You have
our entire city administration in your hands, and you do with us
as you like.  We are deprived of Home Rule.  Now what you are
clamoring for both at home and abroad is Home Rule for Ireland.
With such demonstrated ability in capturing the greatest city on
the western continent, and one of the greatest in the world, why
don't you go back to Ireland and make, as you would, Home Rule
there a success?"

I was called a few minutes afterwards to a conference of the
leading Irishmen present.  I was an honorary member of that society,
and they were in a high state of indignation.  The more radical
thought that Mr. Choate's speech should be resented at once.
However, those who appreciated its humor averted hostile action,
but Mr. Choate was never invited to an Irish banquet again.

The second historical occasion was when the Scotch honored their
patron Saint, St. Andrew.  The attendance was greater than ever
before, and the interest more intense because the Earl of Aberdeen
was present.  The earl was at that time Governor-General of Canada,
but to the Scotchmen he was much more than that, because he was
the chief of the Clan Gordon.  The earl came to the dinner in full
Highland costume.  Lady Aberdeen and the ladies of the vice-regal
court were in the gallery.  I sat next to the earl and Choate sat
next to me.  Choate said:  "Chauncey, are Aberdeen's legs bare?"
I looked under the table-cloth and discovered that they were
naturally so because of his costume.  I answered:  "Choate, they are."

I thought nothing of it until Choate began his speech, in which
he said:  "I was not fully informed by the committee of the
importance of the occasion.  I did not know that the Earl of Aberdeen
was to be here as a guest of honor.  I was especially and
unfortunately ignorant that he was coming in the full panoply of
his great office as chief of Clan Gordon.  If I had known that
I would have left my trousers at home."

Aberdeen enjoyed it, the ladies in the gallery were amused, but
the Scotch were mad, and Choate lost invitations to future Scotch dinners.

Few appreciate the lure of the metropolis.  It attracts the
successful to win greater success with its larger opportunities.
It has resistless charm with the ambitious and the enterprising.
New York, with its suburbs, which are really a part of itself,
is the largest city in the world.  It is the only true cosmopolitan
one.  It has more Irish than any city in Ireland, more Germans
and Italians than any except the largest cities in Germany or
Italy.  It has more Southerners than are gathered in any place
in any Southern State, and the same is true of Westerners and
those from the Pacific coast and New England, except in Chicago,
San Francisco, or Boston.  There is also a large contingent from
the West Indies, South America, and Canada.

The people who make up the guests at a great dinner are the
survival of the fittest of these various settlers in New York.
While thousands fail and go back home or drop by the way, these
men have made their way by superior ability, foresight, and
adaptability through the fierce competitions of the great city.
They are unusually keen-witted and alert.  For the evening of
the banquet they leave behind their business and its cares and
are bent on being entertained, amused, and instructed.  They are
a most catholic audience, broad-minded, hospitable, and friendly
to ideas whether they are in accord with them or not, providing
they are well presented.  There is one thing they will not submit
to, and that is being bored.

These functions are usually over by midnight, and rarely last
so long; while out in the country and in other towns, it is no
unusual thing to have a dinner with speeches run along until
the early hours of the next morning.  While public men, politicians,
and aspiring orators seek their opportunities upon this platform
in New York, few succeed and many fail.  It is difficult for a
stranger to grasp the situation and adapt himself at once to its
atmosphere.  I have narrated in preceding pages some remarkable
successes, and will give a few instances of very able and
distinguished men who lost touch of their audiences.

One of the ablest men in the Senate was Senator John T. Morgan,
of Alabama.  I was fond of him personally and admired greatly his
many and varied talents.  He was a most industrious and admirable
legislator, and a debater of rare influence.  He was a master of
correct and scholarly English, and one of the very few who never
went to the reporters' room to correct his speeches.  As they were
always perfect, he let them stand as they were delivered.

Senator Morgan was a great card on a famous occasion among the
many well-known men who were also to speak.  Senator Elihu Root
presided with his usual distinction.  Senator Morgan had a prepared
speech which he read.  It was unusually long, but very good.  On
account of his reputation the audience was, for such an audience,
wonderfully patient and frequent and enthusiastic in its applause.
Mistaking his favorable reception, Senator Morgan, after he had
finished the manuscript, started in for an extended talk.  After
the hour had grown to nearly two, the audience became impatient,
and the senator, again mistaking its temper, thought they had
become hostile and announced that at many times and many places
he had been met with opposition, but that he could not be put down
or silenced.  Mr. Root did the best he could to keep the peace,
but the audience, who were anxious to hear the other speakers,
gave up hope and began to leave, with the result that midnight
saw an empty hall with a presiding officer and an orator.

At another great political dinner I sat beside Governor Oglesby,
of Illinois.  He was famous as a war governor and as a speaker.
There were six speakers on the dais, of whom I was one.  Happily,
my turn came early.  The governor said to me:  "How much of the
gospel can these tenderfeet stand?"  "Well, Governor," I answered,
"there are six speakers to-night, and the audience will not allow
the maximum of time occupied to be more than thirty minutes.  Any
one who exceeds that will lose his crowd and, worse than that,
he may be killed by the eloquent gentlemen who are bursting with
impatience to get the floor, and who are to follow him."

"Why," said the governor, "I don't see how any one can get started
in thirty minutes."

"Well," I cautioned, "please do not be too long."

When the midnight hour struck the hall was again practically
empty, the governor in the full tide of his speech, which evidently
would require about three hours, and the chairman declared the
meeting adjourned.

Senator Foraker, of Ohio, who was one of the appointed speakers,
told me the next morning that at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, where
he was stopping, he was just getting into bed when the governor
burst into his room and fairly shouted:  "Foraker, no wonder
New York is almost always wrong.  You saw to-night that it would
not listen to the truth.  Now I want to tell you what I intended
to say."  He was shouting with impassioned eloquence, his voice
rising until, through the open windows, it reached Madison Square Park,
when the watchman burst in and said:  "Sir, the guests in this
hotel will not stand that any longer, but if you must finish your
speech I will take you out in the park."

During Cleveland's administration one of the New York banquets
became a national affair.  The principal speaker was the secretary
of the interior, Lucius Q. C. Lamar, who afterwards became
United States senator and justice of the Supreme Court.  Mr. Lamar
was one of the ablest and most cultured men in public life, and
a fine orator.  I was called upon so late that it was impossible
to follow any longer the serious discussions of the evening, and
what the management and the audience wanted from me was some fun.

Lamar, with his Johnsonian periods and the lofty style of
Edmund Burke, furnished an opportunity for a little pleasantry.
He came to me, when I had finished, in great alarm and said:
"My appearance here is not an ordinary one and does not permit
humor.  I am secretary of the interior, and the representative of
the president and his administration.  My speech is really the
message of the president to the whole country, and I wish you
would remedy any impression which the country might otherwise
receive from your humor."

This I was very glad to do, but it was an instance of which I have
met many, of a very distinguished and brilliant gentleman taking
himself too seriously.  At another rather solemn function of this
kind I performed the same at the request of the management, but
with another protest from the orator and his enmity.

In reminiscing, after he retired from the presidency, Mr. Cleveland
spoke to me of his great respect and admiration for Mr. Lamar.
Cleveland's speeches were always short.  His talent was for
compression and concentration, and he could not understand the
necessity for an effort of great length.  He told me that while
Justice Lamar was secretary of the interior he came to him one
day and said:  "Mr. President, I have accepted an invitation to
deliver an address in the South, and as your administration may
be held responsible for what I say, I wish you would read it over
and make any corrections or suggestions."

Mr. Cleveland said the speech was extraordinarily long though
very good, and when he returned it to Secretary Lamar he said to
him:  "That speech will take at least three hours to deliver.
A Northern audience would never submit to over an hour.  Don't
you think you had better cut it down?"  The secretary replied:
"No, Mr. President; a Southern audience expects three hours, and
would be better satisfied with five."

Justice Miller, one of the ablest of the judges of the Supreme Court
at that time, was the principal speaker on another occasion.  He
was ponderous to a degree, and almost equalled in the emphasis
of his utterances, what was once said of Daniel Webster, that
every word weighed twelve pounds.  I followed him.  The Attorney-General
of the United States, who went back to Washington the next
day with Justice Miller, told me that as soon as they had got
on the train the justice commenced to complain that I had wholly
misunderstood his speech, and that no exaggeration of interpretation
would warrant what I said.  The judge saw no humor in my little
effort to relieve the situation, and took it as a reply of opposing
counsel.  He said that the justice took it up from another phase
after leaving Philadelphia, and resumed his explanation from
another angle as to what he meant after they reached Baltimore.
When the train arrived at its destination and they separated in the
Washington station, the justice turned to the attorney-general
and said:  "Damn Depew!  Good-night."

Such are the perils of one who good-naturedly yields to the
importunities of a committee of management who fear the failure
with their audience of their entertainment.

The great dinners of New York are the Chamber of Commerce, which
is a national function, as were also for a long time, during the
presidency of Mr. Choate, those of the New England Society.  The
annual banquets of the Irish, Scotch, English, Welsh, Holland,
St. Nicholas, and the French, are also most interesting, and
sometimes by reason of the presence of a national or international
figure, assume great importance.  The dinner which the Pilgrims
Society tenders to the British ambassador gives him an opportunity,
without the formalities and conventions of his office, of speaking
his mind both to the United States and to his own people.

The annual banquets of the State societies are now assuming greater
importance.  Each State has thousands of men who have been or
still are citizens, but who live in New York.  Those dinners
attract the leading politicians of their several States.  It is
a platform for the ambitious to be president and sometimes succeeds.

Garfield made a great impression at one of these State dinners,
so did Foraker, and at the last dinner of the Ohio Society the
star was Senator Warren G. Harding.  On one occasion, when McKinley
and Garfield were present, in the course of my speech I made a
remark which has since been adopted as a sort of motto by the
Buckeye State.  Ohio, I think, has passed Virginia as a mother
of presidents.  It is remarkable that the candidates of both great
parties are now of that State.  I said in the closing of my speech,
alluding to the distinguished guests and their prospects:  "Some
men have greatness thrust upon them, some are born great, and some
are born in Ohio."

One of the greatest effects produced by a speech was by
Henry Ward Beecher at an annual dinner of the Friendly Sons of
St. Patrick.  At the time, the Home Rule question was more than
ordinarily acute and Fenianism was rabid.  While Mr. Beecher had
great influence upon his audience, his audience had equal influence
upon him.  As he enlarged upon the wrongs of Ireland the responses
became more enthusiastic and finally positively savage.  This
stirred the orator up till he gave the wildest approval to direct
action and revolution, with corresponding cheers from the diners,
standing and cheering.  Mr. Beecher was explaining that speech
for about a year afterwards.  I was a speaker on the same platform.

Mr. Beecher always arrived late, and everybody thought it was
to get the applause as he came in but he explained to me that it
was due to his method of preparation.  He said his mind would
not work freely until three hours after he had eaten.  Many speakers
have told me the same thing.  He said when he had a speech to make
at night, whether it was at a dinner or elsewhere, that he took
his dinner in the middle of the day, and then a glass of milk
and crackers at five o'clock, with nothing afterwards.  Then in
the evening his mind was perfectly clear and under absolute control.

The Lotos Club has been for fifty years to New York what the
Savage Club is to London.  It attracts as its guests the most
eminent men of letters who visit this country.  Its entertainments
are always successful.  For twenty-nine years it had for its
president Mr. Frank R. Lawrence, a gentleman with a genius for
introducing distinguished strangers with most felicitous speeches,
and a committee who selected with wonderful judgment the other
speakers of the evening.  A successor to Mr. Lawrence, and of
equal merit, has been found in Chester S. Lord, now president of
the Lotos Club.  Mr. Lord was for more than a third of a century
managing editor of the New York Sun, and is now chancellor of
the University of the State of New York.

I remember one occasion where the most tactful man who ever appeared
before his audience slipped his trolley, and that was Bishop Potter.
The bishop was a remarkably fine preacher and an unusually attractive
public speaker and past master of all the social amenities of life.
The guest of the evening was the famous Canon Kingsley, author
of "Hypatia" and other works at that time universally popular.
The canon had the largest and reddest nose one ever saw.  The
bishop, among the pleasantries of his introduction, alluded to
this headlight of religion and literature.  The canon fell from
grace and never forgave the bishop.

On Lotos nights I have heard at their best Lord Houghton, statesman
and poet, Mark Twain, Stanley the explorer, and I consider it one
of the distinctions as well as pleasures of my life to have been
a speaker at the Lotos on more occasions than any one else during
the last half century.

In Mr. Joseph Pulitzer's early struggles with his paper, the
New York World, the editorial columns frequently had very severe
attacks on Mr. William H. Vanderbilt and the New York Central
Railroad.  They were part, of course, of attacks upon monopoly.
I was frequently included in these criticisms.

The Lotos Club gave a famous dinner to George Augustus Sala, the
English writer and journalist.  I found myself seated beside
Mr. Pulitzer, whom I had never met.  When I was called upon to
speak I introduced, in what I had to say about the distinguished
guest, this bit of audacity.  I said substantially, in addition to
Mr. Sala:  "We have with us to-night a great journalist who comes
to the metropolis from the wild and woolly West.  After he had
purchased the World he came to me and said, 'Chauncey Depew,
I have a scheme, which I am sure will benefit both of us.  Everybody
is envious of the prestige of the New York Central and the wealth
of Mr. Vanderbilt.  You are known as his principal adviser.  Now,
if in my general hostility to monopoly I include Mr. Vanderbilt and
the New York Central as principal offenders, I must include you,
because you are the champion in your official relationship of the
corporation and of its policies and activities.  I do not want
you to have any feeling against me because of this.  The policy
will secure for the World everybody who is not a stockholder in
the New York Central, or does not possess millions of money.  When
Mr. Vanderbilt finds that you are attacked, he is a gentleman and
broad-minded enough to compensate you and will grant to you both
significant promotion and a large increase in salary.'"  Then I
added:  "Well, gentlemen, I have only to say that Mr. Pulitzer's
experiment has been eminently successful.  He has made his newspaper
a recognized power and a notable organ of public opinion; its
fortunes are made and so are his, and, in regard to myself, all
he predicted has come true, both in promotion and in enlargement
of income."  When I sat down Mr. Pulitzer grasped me by the hand
and said:  "Chauncey Depew, you are a mighty good fellow.  I have
been misinformed about you.  You will have friendly treatment
hereafter in any newspaper which I control."

The Gridiron Club of Washington, because of both its ability and
genius and especially its national position, furnishes a wonderful
platform for statesmen.  Its genius in creating caricatures and
fake pageants of current political situations at the capital and
its public men is most remarkable.  The president always attends,
and most of the Cabinet and justices of the Supreme Court.  The
ambassadors and representatives of the leading governments
represented in Washington are guests, and so are the best-known
senators and representatives of the time.  The motto of the club
is "Reporters are never present.  Ladies always present."  Though
the association is made up entirely of reporters, the secrecy is
so well kept that the speakers are unusually frank.

There was a famous contest one night there, however, between
President Roosevelt and Senator Foraker, who at the time were
intensely antagonistic, which can never be forgotten by those
present.  There was a delightful interplay between William J. Bryan
and President Roosevelt, when Bryan charged the president with
stealing all his policies and ideas.

If the speaker grasped the peculiarities of his audience and its
temperament, his task was at once the most difficult and the most
delightful, and my friend, Mr. Arthur Dunn, has performed most
useful service in embalming a portion of Gridiron history in his
volume, "Gridiron Nights."

Pierpont Morgan, the greatest of American bankers, was much more
than a banker.  He had a wonderful collection in his library and
elsewhere of rare books and works of art.  He was always delightful
on the social side.  He was very much pleased when he was elected
president of the New England Society.  The annual dinner that year
was a remarkably brilliant affair.  It was the largest in the
history of the organization.  The principal speaker was William Everett,
son of the famous Edward Everett and himself a scholar of great
acquirements and culture.  His speech was another evidence of
a very superior man mistaking his audience.  He was principal of
the Adams Academy, that great preparatory institution for
Harvard University, and he had greatly enlarged its scope and
usefulness.

Mr. Everett evidently thought that the guests of the New England
Society of New York would be composed of men of letters, educators,
and Harvard graduates.  Instead of that, the audience before him
were mainly bankers and successful business men whose Puritan
characteristics had enabled them to win great success in the
competitions in the great metropolis in every branch of business.
They were out for a good time and little else.

Mr. Everett produced a ponderous mass of manuscript and began
reading on the history of New England education and the influence
upon it of the Cambridge School.  He had more than an hour of
material and lost his audience in fifteen minutes.  No efforts of
the chairman could bring them to attention, and finally the educator
lost that control of himself which he was always teaching to the
boys and threw his manuscript at the heads of the reporters.  From
their reports in their various newspapers the next day, they did
not seem to have absorbed the speech by this original method.

Choate and I were both to speak, and Choate came first.  As usual,
he threw a brick at me.  He mentioned that a reporter had come to
him and said:  "Mr. Choate, I have Depew's speech carefully prepared,
with the applause and laughter already in.  I want yours."  Of
course, no reporter had been to either of us.  Mr. Choate had in
his speech an unusual thing for him, a long piece of poetry.  When
my turn came to reply I said:  "The reporter came to me, as
Mr. Choate has said, and made the remark:  'I already have Choate's
speech.  It has in it a good deal of poetry.'  I asked the reporter:
'From what author is the poetry taken?'  He answered:  'I do not
know the author, but the poetry is so bad I think Choate has
written it himself.'"

Mr. Choate told me a delightful story of his last interview with
Mr. Evarts before he sailed for Europe to take up his ambassadorship
at the Court of St. James.  "I called," he said, "on Mr. Evarts
to bid him good-by.  He had been confined to his room by a fatal
illness for a long time.  'Choate,' he said, 'I am delighted with
your appointment.  You eminently deserve it, and you are
pre-eminently fit for the place.  You have won the greatest
distinction in our profession, and have harvested enough of its
rewards to enable you to meet the financial responsibilities of
this post without anxiety.  You will have a most brilliant and
useful career in diplomacy, but I fear I will never see you again.'"

Mr. Choate said:  "Mr. Evarts, we have had a delightful partnership
of over forty years, and when I retire from diplomacy and resume
the practice of the law I am sure you and I will go on together
again for many years in the same happy old way."

Evarts replied:  "No, Choate, I fear that cannot be.  When I think
what a care I am to all my people, lying so helpless here, and
that I can do nothing any more to repay their kindness, or to help
in the world, I feel like the boy who wrote from school to his
mother a letter of twenty pages, and then added after the end:
'P. S.  Dear mother, please excuse my longevity.'"

Where one has a reputation as a speaker and is also known to oblige
friends and to be hardly able to resist importunities, the demands
upon him are very great.  They are also sometimes original and unique.

At one time, the day before Christmas, a representative of the
New York World came to see me, and said:  "We are going to give
a dinner to-night to the tramps who gather between ten and eleven
o'clock at the Vienna Restaurant, opposite the St. Denis Hotel,
to receive the bread which the restaurant distributes at that hour."
This line was there every night standing in the cold waiting their
turn.  I went down to the hotel, and a young man and young lady
connected with the newspaper crossed the street and picked out
from the line a hundred guests.

It was a remarkable assemblage.  The dinner provided was a beautiful
and an excellent one for Christmas.  As I heard their stories,
there was among them a representative of almost every department
of American life.  Some were temporarily and others permanently
down and out.  Every one of the learned professions was represented
and many lines of business.  The most of them were in this
condition, because they had come to New York to make their way,
and had struggled until their funds were exhausted, and then they
were ashamed to return home and confess their failure.

I presided at this remarkable banquet and made not only one speech
but several.  By encouraging the guests we had several excellent
addresses from preachers without pulpits, lawyers without clients,
doctors without patients, engineers without jobs, teachers without
schools, and travellers without funds.  One man arose and said:
"Chauncey Depew, the World has given us such an excellent dinner,
and you have given us such a merry Christmas Eve, we would like
to shake hands with you as we go out."

I had long learned the art of shaking hands with the public.  Many
a candidate has had his hands crushed and been permanently hurt
by the vise-like grip of an ardent admirer or a vicious opponent.
I remember General Grant complaining of this, of how he suffered,
and I told him of my discovery of grasping the hand first and
dropping it quickly.

The people about me were looking at these men as they came along,
to see if there was any possible danger.  Toward the end of the
procession one man said to me:  "Chauncey Depew, I don't belong
to this crowd.  I am well enough off and can take care of myself.
I am an anarchist.  My business is to stir up unrest and discontent,
and that brings me every night to mingle with the crowd waiting
for their dole of bread from Fleischmann's bakery.  You do more
than any one else in the whole country to create good feeling and
dispel unrest, and you have done a lot of it to-night.  I made up
my mind to kill you right here, but you are such an infernal good
fellow that I have not the heart to do it, so here's my hand."

On one occasion I received an invitation to address a sociological
society which was to meet at the house of one of the most famous
entertainers in New York.  My host said that Edward Atkinson,
the well-known New England writer, philosopher, and sociologist,
would address the meeting.  When I arrived at the house I found
Atkinson in despair.  The audience were young ladies in full
evening dress and young men in white vests, white neckties, and
swallow-tails.  There was also a band present.  We were informed
that this society had endeavored to mingle instruction with
pleasure, and it really was a dancing club, but they had conceived
the idea of having something serious and instructive before the ball.

Mr. Atkinson said to me:  "What won me to come here is that in
Boston we have a society of the same name.  It is composed of
very serious people who are engaged in settlement and sociological
work.  They are doing their best to improve the conditions of
the young women and young men who are in clerical and other
employment.  I have delivered several addresses before that society,
and before the audiences which they gather, on how to live
comfortably and get married on the smallest possible margin.  Now,
for instance, for my lecture here to-night I have on a ready-made
suit of clothes, for which I paid yesterday five dollars.  In that
large boiler there is a stove which I have invented.  In the oven
of the stove is beef and various vegetables, and to heat it is
a kerosene lamp with a clockwork attached.  A young man or a young
woman, or a young married couple go to the market and buy the cheap
cuts of beef, and then, according to my instructions, they put it
in the stove with the vegetables, light the lamp, set the clockwork
and go to their work.  When they return at five, six, or seven
o'clock they find a very excellent and very cheap dinner all ready
to be served.  Now, of what use is my five-dollar suit of clothes
and my fifty-cent dinner for this crowd of butterflies?"

However, Mr. Atkinson and I made up our minds to talk to them as
if they needed it or would need it some day or other, and they
were polite enough to ask questions and pretend to enjoy it.
I understand that afterwards at the midnight supper there was more
champagne and more hilarity than at previous gatherings of this
sociological club.

During one of our presidential campaigns some young men came up
from the Bowery to see me.  They said:  "We have a very hard time
down in our district.  The crowd is a tough one but intelligent,
and we think would be receptive of the truth if they could hear
it put to them in an attractive form.  We will engage a large
theatre attached to a Bowery beer saloon if you will come down
and address the meeting.  The novelty of your appearance will
fill the theatre."

I knew there was considerable risk, and yet it was a great
opportunity.  I believe that in meeting a crowd of that sort one
should appear as they expect him to look when addressing the best
of audiences.  These people are very proud, and they resent any
attempt on your part to be what they know you are not, but that
you are coming down to their level by assuming a character which
you presume to be theirs.  So I dressed with unusual care, and
when I went on the platform a short-sleeved, short-haired genius
in the theatre shouted:  "Chauncey thinks he is in Carnegie Hall."

The famous Tim Sullivan, who was several times a state senator
and congressman, and a mighty good fellow, was the leader of the
Bowery and controlled its political actions.  He came to see me
and said:  "I hope you will withdraw from that appointment.  I do
not want you to come down there.  In the first place, I cannot
protect you, and I don't think it is safe.  In the second place,
you are so well known and popular among our people that I am
afraid you will produce an impression, and if you get away with
it that will hurt our machine."

In the course of my speech a man arose whom I knew very well as
a district leader, and who was frequently in my office, seeking
positions for his constituents and other favors.  That night he
was in his shirt-sleeves among the boys.  With the old volunteer
fireman's swagger and the peculiar patois of that part of New York,
he said:  "Chauncey Depew, you have no business here.  You are
the president of the New York Central Railroad, ain't you, hey?
You are a rich man, ain't you, hey?  We are poor boys.  You don't
know us and can't teach us anything.  You had better get out
while you can."

My reply was this:  "My friend, I want a little talk with you.
I began life very much as you did.  Nobody helped me.  I was a
country boy and my capital was this head," and I slapped it,
"these legs," and I slapped them, "these hands," and I slapped
them, "and by using them as best I could I have become just what
you say I am and have got where you will never arrive."

A shirt-sleeved citizen jumped up from the audience and shouted:
"Go ahead, Chauncey, you're a peach."  That characterization
of a peach went into the newspapers and was attached to me wherever
I appeared for many years afterwards, not only in this country
but abroad.  It even found a place in the slang column of the great
dictionaries of the English language.  The result of the meeting,
however, was a free discussion in the Bowery, and for the first
time in its history that particular district was carried by
the Republicans.

After their triumph in the election I gave a dinner in the
Union League Club to the captains of the election districts.
There were about a hundred of them.  The district captains were
all in their usual business suits, and were as sharp, keen,
intelligent, and up-to-date young men as one could wish to meet.
The club members whom I had invited to meet my guests were, of
course, in conventional evening dress.  The novelty of the occasion
was so enjoyed by them that they indulged with more than usual
liberality in the fluids and fizz and became very hilarious.  Not
one of the district captains touched a drop of wine.

While the club members were a little frightened at the idea of
these East-siders coming, my guests understood and met every
convention of the occasion before, during, and after dinner, as if
it was an accustomed social function with them.  The half dozen
who made speeches showed a grasp of the political questions of
the hour and an ability to put their views before an audience which
was an exhibition of a high order of intelligence and self-culture.

In selecting a few out-of-the-way occasions which were also most
interesting and instructive, I recall one with a society which
prided itself upon its absence of narrowness and its freedom of
thought and discussion.  The speakers were most critical of all
that is generally accepted and believed.  Professor John Fiske,
the historian, was the most famous man present, and very critical
of the Bible.  My good mother had brought me up on the Bible and
instilled in me the deepest reverence for the good book.  The
criticism of the professor stirred me to a rejoinder.  I, of course,
was in no way equal to meeting him, with his vast erudition and
scholarly accomplishments.  I could only give what the Bible critic
would regard as valueless, a sledge-hammer expression of faith.
Somebody took the speech down.  Doctor John Hall, the famous
preacher and for many years pastor of the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian
Church, told me that the Bible and the church societies in England
had put the speech into a leaflet, and were distributing many
millions of them in the British Isles.

It is singular what vogue and circulation a story of the hour will
receive.  Usually these decorations of a speech die with the
occasion.  There was fierce rivalry when it was decided to celebrate
the four hundredth anniversary of the landing of Columbus in
America, between New York and Chicago, as to which should have
the exhibition.  Of course the Western orators were not modest in
the claims which they made for the City by the Lakes.  To dampen
their ardor I embroidered the following story, which took wonderfully
when told in my speech.

It was at the Eagle Hotel in Peekskill, at which it was said
George Washington stopped many times as a guest during the
Revolutionary War, where in respect to his memory they preserved
the traditions of the Revolutionary period.  At that time the bill
of fare was not printed, but the waiter announced to the guest
what would be served, if asked for.  A Chicago citizen was dining
at the hotel.  He ordered each of the many items announced to him
by the waiter.  When he came to the deserts the waiter said:  "We
have mince-pie, apple-pie, pumpkin-pie, and custard-pie."  The
Chicago man ordered mince-pie, apple-pie, and pumpkin-pie.  The
disgusted waiter remarked:  "What is the matter with the custard?"
Alongside me sat a very well-known English gentleman of high
rank, who had come to this country on a sort of missionary and
evangelistic errand.  Of course, he was as solemn as the task he
had undertaken, which was to convert American sinners.  He turned
suddenly to me and, in a loud voice, asked:  "What was the matter
with the custard-pie?"  The story travelled for years, was used
for many purposes, was often murdered in the narration, but managed
to survive, and was told to me as an original joke by one of the
men I met at the convention last June in Chicago.

After Chicago received from Congress the appointment I did all
I could to help the legislation and appropriations necessary.
The result was that when I visited the city as an orator at the
opening of the exhibition I was voted the freedom of the city, was
given a great reception, and among other things reviewed the school
children who paraded in my honor.

The Yale alumni of New York City had for many years an organization.
In the early days the members met very infrequently at a dinner.
This was a formal affair, and generally drew a large gathering,
both of the local alumni and from the college and the country.
These meetings were held at Delmonico's, then located in
Fourteenth Street.  The last was so phenomenally dull that there
were no repetitions.

The speakers were called by classes, and the oldest in graduation
had the platform.  The result was disastrous.  These old men all
spoke too long, and it was an endless stream of platitudes and
reminiscences of forgotten days until nearly morning.  Then an
inspiration of the chairman led him to say:  "I think it might be
well to have a word from the younger graduates."

There was a unanimous call for a well-known humorist named Styles.
His humor was aided by a startling appearance of abundant red hair,
an aggressive red mustache, and eyes which seemed to push his
glasses off his nose.  Many of the speakers, owing to the
imperfection of the dental art in those days, indicated their
false teeth by their trouble in keeping them in place, and the
whistling it gave to their utterances.  One venerable orator in his
excitement dropped his into his tumbler in the midst of his address.

Styles said to this tired audience:  "At this early hour in the
morning I will not attempt to speak, but I will tell a story.
Down at Barnegat, N. J., where I live, our neighbors are very fond
of apple-jack.  One of them while in town had his jug filled, and
on the way home saw a friend leaning over the gate and looking
so thirsty that he stopped and handed over his jug with an offer of
its hospitality.  After sampling it the neighbor continued the
gurgling as the jug rose higher and higher, until there was not
a drop left in it.  The indignant owner said:  'You infernal hog,
why did you drink up all my apple-jack?'  His friend answered:
'I beg your pardon, Job, but I could not bite off the tap, because
I have lost all my teeth.'"  The aptness of the story was the
success of the evening.

Some years afterwards there was a meeting of the alumni to form
a live association.  Among those who participated in the organization
were William Walter Phelps, afterwards member of Congress and
minister to Austria; Judge Henry E. Howland; John Proctor Clarke,
now chief justice of the Appellate Division; James R. Sheffield
(several years later) now president of the Union League Club;
and Isaac Bromley, one of the editors of the New York Tribune,
one of the wittiest writers of his time, and many others who have
since won distinction.  They elected me president, and I continued
such by successive elections for ten years.

The association met once a month and had a serious paper read,
speeches, a simple supper, and a social evening.  These monthly
gatherings became a feature and were widely reported in the press.
We could rely upon one or more of the faculty, and there was always
to be had an alumnus of national reputation from abroad.  We had
a formal annual dinner, which was more largely attended than
almost any function of the kind in the city, and, because of the
variety and excellence of the speaking, always very enjoyable.

The Harvard and Princeton alumni also had an association at that
time, with annual dinners, and it was customary for the officers
of each of these organizations to be guests of the one which gave
the dinner.  The presidents of the colleges represented always
came.  Yale could rely upon President Dwight, Harvard upon
President Eliot, and Princeton upon President McCosh.

Of course, the interchanges between the representatives of the
different colleges were as exciting and aggressive as their
football and baseball contests are to-day.  I recall one occasion
of more than usual interest.  It was the Princeton dinner, and
the outstanding figure of the occasion was that most successful
and impressive of college executives, President McCosh.  He spoke
with a broad Scotch accent and was in every sense a literalist.
Late in the evening Mr. Beaman, a very brilliant lawyer and partner
of Evarts and Choate, who was president of the Harvard Alumni
Association, said to me:  "These proceedings are fearfully prosaic
and highbrow.  When you are called, you attack President McCosh,
and I will defend him."  So in the course of my remarks, which
were highly complimentary to Princeton and its rapid growth under
President McCosh, I spoke of its remarkable success in receiving
gifts and legacies, which were then pouring into its treasury every
few months, and were far beyond anything which came either to
Yale or Harvard, though both were in great need.  Then I hinted
that possibly this flow of riches was due to the fact that
President McCosh had such an hypnotic influence over the graduates
of Princeton and their fathers, mothers, and wives that none of
them felt there was a chance of a heavenly future unless Princeton
was among the heirs.

Mr. Beaman was very indignant and with the continuing approval
and applause of the venerable doctor made a furious attack upon
me.  His defense of the president was infinitely worse than my
attack.  He alleged that I had intimated that the doctor kept tab
on sick alumni of wealth and their families, and at the critical
moment there would be a sympathetic call from the doctor, and,
while at the bedside he administered comfort and consolation,
yet he made it plain to the patient that he could not hope for
the opening of the pearly gates or the welcome of St. Peter unless
Princeton was remembered.  Then Beaman, in a fine burst of oratory,
ascribed this wonderful prosperity not to any personal effort or
appeal, but because the sons of Princeton felt such reverence and
gratitude for their president that they were only too glad of an
opportunity to contribute to the welfare of the institution.

The moment Beaman sat down the doctor arose, and with great
intensity expressed his thanks and gratitude to the eloquent
president of the Harvard alumni, and then shouted:  "I never,
never, never solicited a gift for Princeton from a dying man.
I never, never, never sat by the bedside of a dying woman and
held up the terrors of hell and the promises of heaven, according
to the disposition she made of her estate.  I never, never looked
with unsympathetic and eager anticipation whenever any of our
wealthy alumni appeared in ill health."

The doctor, however, retaliated subsequently.  He invited me to
deliver a lecture before the college, and entertained me most
delightfully at his house.  It was a paid admission, and when
I left in the morning he said:  "I want to express to you on behalf
of our college our thanks.  We raised last evening through your
lecture enough to fit our ball team for its coming contest with
Yale."  In that contest Princeton was triumphant.

The Yale Alumni Association subsequently evoluted into the Yale Club
of New York, which has in every way been phenomenally prosperous.
It is a factor of national importance in supporting Yale and keeping
alive everywhere appreciation and enthusiasm for and practice of
Yale spirit.

My class of 1856 at Yale numbered ninety-seven on graduation.
Only six of us survive.  In these pages I have had a continuous
class meeting.  Very few, if any, of my associates in the New York
Legislature of 1862 and 1863 are alive, and none of the State
officers who served with me in the succeeding years.  There is
no one left in the service who was there when I became connected
with the New York Central Railroad, and no executive officer in
any railroad in the United States who held that position when
I was elected and is still active.

It is the habit of age to dwell on the degeneracy of the times
and lament the good old days and their superiority, but Yale is
infinitely greater and broader than when I graduated sixty-five
years ago.  The New York Legislature and State executives are
governing an empire compared with the problems which we had to
solve fifty-nine years ago.

I believe in the necessity of leadership, and while recognizing
a higher general average in public life, regret that the world
crisis through which we have passed and which is not yet completed,
has produced no Washington, Lincoln, or Roosevelt.  I rejoice that
President Harding, under the pressure of his unequalled responsibilities,
is developing the highest qualities of leadership.  It is an
exquisite delight to visualize each administration from 1856 and
to have had considerable intimacy with the leaders in government
and the moulders of public opinion during sixty-five unusually
laborious years.

Many who have given their reminiscences have kept close continuing
diaries.  From these voluminous records they have selected according
to their judgment.  As I have before said, I have no data and must
rely on my memory.  This faculty is not logical, its operations are
not by years or periods, but its films unroll as they are moved
by association of ideas and events.

It has been a most pleasurable task to bring back into my life
these worthies of the past and to live over again events of greater
or lesser importance.  Sometimes an anecdote illumines a character
more than a biography, and a personal incident helps an understanding
of a period more than its formal history.

Life has had for me immeasurable charms.  I recognize at all times
there has been granted to me the loving care and guidance of God.
My sorrows have been alleviated and lost their acuteness from a
firm belief in closer reunion in eternity.  My misfortunes,
disappointments, and losses have been met and overcome by abundant
proof of my mother's faith and teaching that they were the discipline
of Providence for my own good, and if met in that spirit and
with redoubled effort to redeem the apparent tragedy they would
prove to be blessings.  Such has been the case.

While new friends are not the same as old ones, yet I have found
cheer and inspiration in the close communion with the young of
succeeding generations.  They have made and are making this a
mighty good world for me.









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