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Her Ladyship's

Elephant


By

D. D. Wells


London
William Heinemann
1912


FIRST EDITION, 3s. 6d., _May
1898_. NEW IMPRESSIONS, _August
1898_; _November 1899_; _September
1905_. HEINEMANN'S SEVENPENNY
NOVELS, _July 1912_.


[Illustration: "He sat down hurriedly on the breakfast table"]




HEINEMANN'S

Sevenpenny Novels


By Hall Caine

  The Bondman
  The Scapegoat

By R. L. Stevenson

  The Ebb-Tide
      (With LLOYD OSBOURNE)

By Jack London

  The Call of the Wild

By H. G. Wells

  The War of the Worlds

By Robert S. Hichens

  Flames

By R. Harding Davis

  Soldiers of Fortune

By E. L. Voynich

  The Gadfly

By Maxwell Gray

  The Last Sentence

By D. D. Wells

  Her Ladyship's Elephant




_A WORD TO THE WISE_


_A well-known English novelist once told me that of all his published
works--and their name is legion--one only had been founded on fact, and
that one his critics united in condemning as impossible and unnatural.
In the case of my own little book, I venture to forestall such criticism
by stating that while the characters which appear in its pages are at
the most only composite photographs, the one "impossible" and
"unnatural" figure, the elephant, had his foundation in actual fact; and
the history of its acquirement by the Consul, as hereinafter set forth,
is the truthful narration of an actual experience, one of many episodes,
stranger than fiction, which went to form the warp and woof of my
diplomatic experience._

  _DAVID DWIGHT WELLS._




CHAPTER I

IN WHICH THE SAME QUESTION IS ANSWERED IN TWO WAYS


Harold Stanley Malcolm St. Hubart Scarsdale, Esq., of "The Towers,"
Sussex, sat uncomfortably on a very comfortable chair. His
patent-leather boots were manifestly new, his trousers fresh from the
presser, his waistcoat immaculate, while his frock coat with its white
gardenia, and his delicate grey suede gloves, completed an admirable
toilet. He was, in short, got up for the occasion, a thoroughly healthy,
muscular, well-groomed animal; good-natured too, fond in his big-hearted
boyish way of most other animals, and enough of a sportsman to find no
pleasure in winging tame or driven grouse and pheasants. He was
possessed, moreover, of sufficient brains to pass with credit an
examination which gave him a post in the War Office, and had recently
become, owing to the interposition of Providence and a restive mare, the
eldest son.

In spite of all this, he was very much out of his depth as he sat there;
for he was face to face with a crisis in his life, and that crisis was
embodied in a woman. And such a woman!--quite unlike anything his
conservative British brain had ever seen or imagined before the present
London season: a mixture of Parisian daintiness and coquetry, nicely
tempered by Anglo-Saxon breeding and common sense--in a word, an
American.

He had come to propose to her, or rather she had sent for him, to what
end he hardly knew. Of this only was he certain, that she had turned his
world topsy-turvy; cast down his conventional gods; admired him for what
he considered his fallings-off from the established order of things;
laughed at his great coups; cared not a whit for his most valued
possessions; and become, in short, the most incomprehensible,
bewitching, lovable woman on earth.

He had talked to her about the weather, the opera, the Court Ball, and
now--now he must speak to her of his love, unless, blessed reprieve! she
spoke first--which she did.

"Now, Mr. Scarsdale," she remarked, "I have not sent for you to talk
amiable society nonsense: I want an explanation."

"Yes, Miss Vernon," he replied, nerving himself for the ordeal.

"Why did you propose to Aunt Eliza at the Andersons' crush last night?"

"Because----" he faltered. "Well, really, you see she is your only
relative in England--your chaperon--and it is customary here to address
offers of marriage to the head of the family."

"I really don't see why you want to marry her," continued his tormentor.
"She is over sixty. Oh, you needn't be shocked; Aunt Eliza is not
sensitive about her age, and it is well to look these things fairly in
the face. You can't honestly call her handsome, though she is a dear
good old soul, but, I fear, too inured to Chicago to assimilate readily
with English society. Of course her private means are enormous----"

"Good heavens! Miss Vernon," he exclaimed, "there has been some dreadful
mistake! I entertain the highest respect for your aunt, Miss Cogbill,
but I don't wish to marry her; I wish to marry--somebody else----"

"Really! Why don't you propose to Miss Somebody Else in person, then?"

"It is usual----" he began, but she cut him short, exclaiming:

"Oh, bother! Excuse me, I didn't mean to be rude, but really, you know,
any girl who was old enough to marry would be quite capable of giving
you your--answer." The last word, after a pause for consideration, was
accompanied by a bewitching, if ambiguous, smile.

"I--I hope you are not offended," he floundered on, in desperate straits
by this time.

"Oh dear, no," she returned serenely, "I'm only grieved for Aunt Eliza.
You shouldn't have done it, really; it must have upset her dreadfully;
she's too old for that sort of thing. Do tell me what she said to you."

"She said I must propose on my own account," he blurted out, "and that
she could not pretend to advise me."

"Clever Aunt Eliza!" murmured Miss Vernon.

"So you see," continued her lover, determined to have it over and know
the worst, "I came to you."

"For more advice?" she queried, and, receiving no answer, continued
demurely: "Of course I haven't the remotest idea whom you mean to
honour, but it does seem to me that the wives of Englishmen allow
themselves to be treated shamefully, and I once made out a list of
objections which I always said I would present to any Englishman who
proposed to me. Of course," she hastened to add, "you will probably
marry an English girl, who won't mind."

"I haven't said so!" he interjected.

"No," she said meditatively, "you haven't. I'll tell you what they are
if you wish."

"Do," he begged.

"Well, in the first place," she continued, "I should refuse to be a
'chattel.'"

"Oh I say----" he began. But she went on, unheeding his expostulation:

"Then my husband couldn't beat me, not even once, though the law allows
it."

"What do you take us for?" he exclaimed.

"Then," she proceeded, "he would have to love me better than his horses
and his dogs."

"Oh I say! Mabel," he burst out, teased beyond all limits of endurance,
"don't chaff me; I'm awfully in earnest, you know, and if you will
accept what little I have to offer--three thousand a year, and 'The
Towers,' now poor Bob's gone----" He paused, but she made no answer,
only he noticed that all of a sudden she had become very serious.

"Lady Mary, my mother, you know, would of course leave the place to you
at once, but there's no title; my father was only a knight. I'm
sorry----"

"Oh," she replied, "I wouldn't have married you if you had had one;
quite enough of my countrywomen have made fools of themselves on that
account."

"Then you will marry me!" he cried, and sprang towards her.

She saw her slip and tried to correct it.

"I haven't said----" she began, but the sentence was never finished; for
Harold Stanley Malcolm St. Hubart Scarsdale, of "The Towers," Sussex,
closed the argument and the lips of Miss Mabel Vernon, of Chicago,
Illinois, U.S.A., at one and the same time.

       *       *       *       *       *

Robert Allingford, United States Consul at Christchurch, England, and
Marion, youngest daughter of Sir Peter and Lady Steele, were seated on
the balcony of the Hyde Park Club one hot afternoon. Everybody had gone
down to the races at Goodwood, and the season was drawing its last gasp.
The "Row," which they overlooked, was almost deserted, save for an
occasional depressed brougham, while the stretches of the Park beyond
were given over to nursemaids and their attendant "Tommies" and
"Bobbies."

Mamma was there, of course. One must be conventional in London, even in
July; but she was talking to the other man, Jack Carrington, who had
been invited especially for that purpose, and was doing his duty nobly.

The afternoon tea had been cleared away, and the balcony was deserted.
In another week Marion would go into the country, and he would return to
his consulate. He might never have such another chance. Opportunities
for a proposal are so rare in London that it does not do to miss them. A
ball affords almost the only opening, and when one remembers the offers
to which one has been a third party, on the other side of a thin paper
screen--well, it makes a man cautious.

Robert Allingford had planned and worked up this tea with patience and
success. Jack was to be best man, in consideration of his devotion to
mamma--provided, of course, that the services of a best man should be
required. On this point Allingford was doubtful. He was sure that Lady
Steele understood; he knew that Sir Peter had smiled on him indulgently
for the past fortnight; his friends chaffed him about it openly at
dinners and at the club; but Marion--he was very far from certain if she
comprehended the state of affairs in the slightest degree.

He had given her river-parties, box-parties, dinners, flowers, candy--in
short, paid her every possible attention; but then she expected
Americans to do so; it was "just their way," and "didn't mean anything."

He greatly feared that his proposal would be a shock to her, and English
girls, he had been told, did not like shocks. He wondered if it would
have been better to ask Lady Steele for her daughter's hand, but this he
felt was beyond him. Proposing was bad enough anyway, but to attempt a
declaration in cold blood--he simply couldn't. Moreover he felt that it
must be now or never. Jack had been giving him the field for five
minutes already, and he had not even made a beginning. He would go in
and get it over.

"You are leaving town next week," he said. "I shall miss you."

"You have been very good to me," she replied simply.

"Good to myself, you mean. It is the greatest pleasure I have in life to
give you pleasure, Marion."

"Mr. Allingford!" she said, half rising. He had used her Christian name
for the first time.

"Forgive me if I call you Marion," he went on, noting with relief that
her ladyship was talking charity bazaar to Jack, and so assuring him
from interruption.

"I mean, give me the right to do so. You see I'm awfully in love with
you; I can't help loving the sweetest girl I know. You must have seen
how I cared."

"Lately, yes--I have suspected it," she answered in a low voice.

"Do you mind? I can't help it if you do. I'll love you anyway, but I
want you to be my wife, to care for me just a little; I don't ask
more."

"I think you must speak to mamma."

"But I don't wish--I mean, can't you give me something to go on--some
assurance?"

She blushed and looked down, repeating the phrase, "I think you must
speak to mamma."

"Is that equivalent----" he began; then he saw that it was, and added,
"My darling!"

Her head sank lower, he had her hand in a moment, and wondered if he
might venture to kiss her, screened as they both were by her sunshade,
but hesitated to do so because of the ominous silence at the other end
of the balcony.

"If you have nothing better to do this evening," said Lady Steele's
voice to him, "come to us. Sir Peter and I are dining at home, and if
you will partake of a family dinner with us we shall be delighted."

He bowed his acceptance.

"Come, Marion," her ladyship continued. "We have spent a charming
afternoon, Mr. Allingford, thanks to your hospitality. We are at home on
Thursdays after September; Mr. Carrington, you must come and hear more
about my bazaar." And they were gone.

Jack stepped to the bell. "Well, Bob," he said to Allingford, "is it
brandy and soda or champagne?"

"Champagne," replied that gentleman.

"Then," remarked Carrington, after ordering a bottle of '80
"Perrier"--"then, Bob, my boy, let me congratulate you."

"I think I deserve it," he replied, as he wrung his friend's hand; "for
I believe I have won for my wife the most charming girl in London."

"I am awfully glad for you," said Carrington, "and I consider her a very
lucky young woman."

"I don't know about that," returned Allingford, "and I'm sure I don't
see what she can find to care for in me. Why, we hardly know each other.
I've only met her in public, and not over a couple of dozen times at
that."

"Oh, you will find it much more fun becoming acquainted after you are
engaged. Our English conventions are beautifully Chinese in some
respects."

Allingford laughed, saying: "I don't know that I'm going to be engaged.
I can't imagine why her family should approve of the match; I haven't a
title and never can have, and I'm only in consular service. Now if I had
been a diplomat----"

"My dear fellow," said Carrington, "you seem to forget that you have a
few dozen copper-mines at your disposal, and a larger income than you
can conveniently spend. Her people haven't forgotten it, however, as
I'll venture to prophesy that you'll find out before to-morrow morning.
As for your being an American and a Consul, that doesn't count. Just
make the settlements sufficiently large, and as long as you don't eat
with your knife or drink out of your finger-bowl they will pardon the
rest as amiable eccentricities."

"You are a cynic, Carrington, and I don't believe it," said Allingford,
rising to go. "Anyway, what do you know about marriage?"

"Nothing, and I am not likely to," rejoined his friend, "but I've lived
in London."

The dinner that night at Belgrave Square did not serve to put the Consul
at his ease. True, he sat by Marion, but no word was spoken of what had
passed that afternoon, and he could not help feeling that he was in an
anomalous position. He had on his company manners, and was not at his
best in consequence. He felt he was being watched and would be
criticised in the drawing-room after dinner, which made him nervous. Sir
Peter had several married daughters, one of whom was present, and
Allingford wondered how their husbands had behaved under similar
circumstances. He gave Lady Steele, at whose right he sat, ample
opportunity to question him concerning his family history and future
plans and prospects--a chance of which she was not slow to avail
herself.

When the ladies had departed and had left the two gentlemen to their
coffee and cigars, Sir Peter lost no time in opening the question, and
said, somewhat bluntly:

"So I hear that you wish to marry my daughter."

The Consul signified that such was the case.

"I'm sure I don't know why," resumed her father, with true British
candour. "I become so used to my children that I sometimes wonder what
other people can see in them. Marion is a good little girl, however,
I'll say that for her--a good little girl and not extravagant."

Sir Peter's manner was reassuring, and Allingford hastened to say that
he was sensible of the great honour Miss Steele had done him in
considering his suit, and that he should strive to prove himself worthy
of her.

"I don't doubt it, my dear fellow, I don't doubt it." And the baronet
paused, smiling so amiably that the Consul was disconcerted, and began
to fear an unpleasant surprise.

"I trust," he returned, "that you are not averse to me as a son-in-law?"

"Personally much the reverse; but I always ask the man who comes to me
as you have done one question, and on his answer I base my approval or
disapproval of his suit."

"And that question is?"

"Can you support a wife, Mr. Allingford?"

"As a gentleman I could not have asked her hand if such were not the
case."

"Ah," replied Sir Peter, "that is quite right."

"As for my position----" continued the young man.

"You hold a public office in the service of your country. I consider
that sufficient guarantee of your position, both moral and social."

Allingford, who knew something of American practical politics, thought
this by no means followed, but forbore to say so, and Sir Peter
continued:

"Have you any family?"

"No relations in the world except my younger brother, Dick, who manages
the property at home, while I play at politics abroad."

"I see," said his host. "One question more and I have done. I dislike
talking business after dinner--it should be left to the lawyers; but,
seeing that you are an American and do not understand such things, I
thought----"

The Consul stopped him by a gesture. "You are referring to the
settlements, Sir Peter," he said. "Set your mind at rest on that score.
I'll do the proper thing."

"Of course, my dear fellow, of course; I don't doubt that for a moment.
But--er--you won't think me mercenary if I ask you to be--in short--more
definite. I speak most disinterestedly, purely out of consideration for
my daughter's future."

Allingford frowned slightly as Carrington's prophecy came back to him.
His prospective father-in-law was quite within his rights in speaking as
he did, but why couldn't he have left it at least till to-morrow?

"Would a copper-mine do?" he said, looking up. "I'd give her a
copper-mine."

"Really, I don't know what to say," replied Sir Peter, in some
perplexity. "I'm quite ignorant of such matters. Are--er--copper-mines
valuable?"

"The one I'm thinking of has been worth a quarter of a million since it
started, and we have only begun to work it," replied the Consul.

"Bless my soul!" ejaculated his host. "You don't say so! Do you go in
much for that sort of thing?"

"Yes, I've quite a number."

"Dear me!" said Sir Peter dreamily, "a quarter of a million." Then
waking up he added: "But I'm forgetting the time. My dear
Allingford--er--your Christian name escapes me."

"Robert, Sir Peter."

"Thanks. I was going to say, my dear Robert, that you must go upstairs
and see mamma."




CHAPTER II

IN WHICH THE CONSUL LOSES A RELATIVE AND GAINS A WIFE


When Robert Allingford entered the smoking-room of his club, one
afternoon early in October, he was genuinely glad to find that it had
but one occupant, and that he was Harold Scarsdale. The two men had met
each other for the first time at a house-party some eighteen months
before, and their acquaintance had ripened into true friendship.

"Hello!" he cried, accosting that gentleman. "You're enjoying to the
full your last hours of bachelor bliss, I see."

"Speak for yourself," replied Scarsdale, who looked extremely bored.
"You're also on the dizzy brink."

"It's a fact," admitted the Consul; "we are both to be married
to-morrow. But that is all the more reason why we should make the most
of our remaining freedom. You look as glum as if you'd lost your last
friend. Come, cheer up, and have something to drink."

"They say," remarked the Englishman as he acquiesced in the Consul's
suggestion, "that a man only needs to be married to find out of how
little importance he really is; but I've been anticipating my fate. Miss
Vernon's rooms are a wilderness of the vanities of life, and here I am,
banished to the club as a stern reality."

"Quite so," replied the American. "I'm in the same box. The dressmakers
have driven me clean out of Belgrave Square. But you, you really have my
sympathy, for you are to marry one of my countrywomen, and they are apt
to prove rather exacting mistresses at times like these."

"Oh, I'm fairly well treated," said Scarsdale; "much better than I
deserve, I dare say. How is it with you?"

"Oh," laughed Allingford, "I feel as if I were playing a game of blind
man's buff with English conventionalities: at least I seem to run foul
of them most of the time. I used to imagine that getting married was a
comparatively simple matter; but what with a highly complicated ceremony
and an irresponsible best man, my cup of misery is well-nigh
overflowing."

"I suppose you have been doing your required fifteen days of residence
in the parish? London is slow work, now every one is out of town,"
remarked Scarsdale.

"My second-best hand-bag has been residing for the past fortnight in an
adjacent attic, in fulfilment of the law," returned the American; "but
affairs at the consulate have kept me on post more than I could have
wished."

"I should not think you would have much business at this season of the
year."

"On the contrary, it is just the time when the migratory American, who
has spent the summer in doing Europe, returns to England dead broke, and
expects, nay, demands, to be helped home."

"Do you have many cases of that sort?"

"Lots. In fact, one especially importunate fellow nearly caused me to
lose my train for London yesterday. I gave him what he asked to get rid
of him."

"I suppose that sort of thing is a good deal like throwing money into
the sea," said Scarsdale. "It never comes back."

"Not often, I regret to say; but in this case my distressed countryman
put up collateral."

"Indeed. I trust you can realise on it if need be."

"I don't think I want to," said the Consul, "seeing it's an elephant."

"What!" cried Scarsdale.

"An elephant, or rather, to be exact, an order for one to be delivered
by the Nubian and Red Sea Line of freighters in two or three days at
Southampton Docks. My friend promises to redeem it before arrival,
expects advices from the States, &c., but meanwhile is terribly hard
up."

"I hope he will be true to his promises, otherwise I wish you joy of
your elephant. You might give it to Lady Steele," suggested Scarsdale.

"Yes. I think I can see it tethered to the railings in Belgrave Square,"
remarked the Consul; "but I am not losing sleep on that account, for,
though I've informed the steamship people that I am, temporarily, the
owner of the beast, I more than suspect that the order and the elephant
are both myths. But I have been telling you of my affairs long enough;
how go yours?"

"Swimmingly," replied the Englishman. "Miss Vernon has only one relative
in England, thank Heaven! but my family have settled down on me in
swarms."

"Is Lady Diana Melton in town for the occasion?" asked Allingford.

Scarsdale flushed, and for the moment did not reply.

"I beg your pardon," said the American, "if I have asked an unfortunate
question."

"Not at all," replied his friend. "My great-aunt, who, as you know, is a
somewhat determined old person, has the bad taste to dislike Americans.
So she has confined herself to a frigid refusal of our wedding
invitation, and sent an impossible spoon to the bride."

"So you are not to have her country place for your honeymoon," said
Allingford. "From what I have heard of Melton Court, it would be quite
an ideal spot under the circumstances."

"No, we are not going there. The fact is, I don't know where we are
going," added Scarsdale.

"Really!"

"Yes. As you were saying just now, your countrywomen are apt to prove
exacting, and the future Mrs. Scarsdale has taken it into her head that
I am much too prosaic to plan a wedding trip--that I would do the usual
round, in fact, and that she would be bored in consequence; so she has
taken the arrangements upon herself, and the whole thing is to be a
surprise for me. I don't even know the station from which we start."

"I'm afraid I can't commiserate you," returned Allingford, laughing,
"for I'm guilty of doing the very same thing myself, and my bride elect
has no idea of our destination. She spends most of her spare time in
trying to guess it."

At this moment a card was handed to Allingford, who said: "Why, here is
my best man, Jack Carrington. You know him, don't you? I wonder what can
have started him on my trail," and he requested the page to show him up.

A moment later Carrington entered the room. He was one of the
best-dressed, most perfect-mannered young men in London, the friend of
every one who knew him, a thoroughly delightful and irresponsible
creature. To-day, however, there was a seriousness about his face that
proclaimed his mission to be of no very pleasant character.

After greeting his friends, he asked for a few words in private with his
principal, and as a result of this colloquy Allingford excused himself
to Scardsdale, saying that he must return to his lodgings at once, as
Carrington had brought him news that his brother Dick had arrived
unexpectedly from America, and was awaiting him there.

"What a delightful surprise for you!" exclaimed Scarsdale.

"Yes, very--of course," returned Allingford drily; and after a mutual
interchange of congratulations on the events of the morrow, and regrets
that neither could be at the wedding of the other, the Consul and his
best man left the club.

"He did not seem over-enthusiastic at Carrington's news," mused
Scarsdale, and then his mind turned to his own affairs.

It was not astonishing that Robert Allingford received the news of his
brother's arrival without any show of rejoicing. A family skeleton is
never an enjoyable possession, but when it is not even decently
interred, but very much alive, and in the shape of a brother who has
attained notoriety as a black sheep of an unusually intense dye, it may
be looked upon as little less than a curse.

Yet there were redeeming qualities about Dick Allingford. In spite of
his thoroughly bad name, he was one of the most kind-hearted and
engaging of men, while the way in which he had managed his own and his
brother's property left nothing to be desired. Moreover, he was quite in
his element among his miners. Indeed his qualities, good and bad, were
of a kind that endeared him to them. He loved the good things of this
life, however, in a wholly uncontrollable manner, and, as his income
afforded almost unlimited scope for these desires, his achievements
would have put most yellow-covered novels to the blush. Dick's redeeming
virtue was a blind devotion to his elder brother, from whom he demanded
unlimited advice and assistance in extricating him from a
thousand-and-one scrapes, and inexhaustible patience and forgiveness for
those peccadilloes. When Robert had taken a public office in England it
was on the distinct understanding that Richard should confine his
attentions to America, and so far he had not violated the contract. The
Consul had taken care that his brother should not be informed of the
day of his marriage until it was too late for him to attend in person,
for he shuddered to think of the rig that Richard would run in staid and
conventional English society. Accordingly he hastened to his lodgings,
full of anxious fore-bodings. On arrival his worst fears were fulfilled.
Dick received him with open arms, very affectionate, very penitent, and
very drunk. From that gentleman's somewhat disconnected description the
Consul obtained a lurid inkling of what seemed to have been a triumphal
progress of unrestrained dissipation from Southampton to London, of
which indignant barmaids and a wrecked four-in-hand formed the most
redeeming features.

"Now explain yourself!" cried Robert in wrath, at the conclusion of his
brother's recital. "What do you mean by this disgraceful conduct, and
why are you in England at all?"

"Saw 'proaching marriage--newspaper," hiccoughed Dick--"took first
steamer."

"What did you come for?" demanded Allingford sternly.

"Come? Congratulate you--see the bride."

"Not on your life!" exclaimed the Consul. "You are beastly drunk and not
fit for decent society."

"Fault--railroad company--bad whisky," explained the unregenerate one.

"I'll take your word for it," replied his brother. "You ought to be a
judge of whisky. But you won't go to my wedding unless you are sober."
And he rang for his valet.

"This is my brother, Parsons," he remarked to that individual when he
entered. "You may put him to bed at once. Use my room for the purpose,
and engage another for me for to-night."

"Yes, sir," replied his valet, who was too well trained to betray any
emotion.

"When you have got him settled," continued the Consul, "lock him in, and
let him stay till morning." With which he straightway departed, leaving
his stupefied brother to the tender mercies of the shocked and sedate
Parsons.

Allingford stood a good deal in awe of his valet, and dreaded to see the
reproachful look of outraged dignity which he knew would greet him on
his return. So he again sought the club, intending to find Scarsdale and
continue their conversation; but that gentleman had departed, and the
Consul was forced to console himself with a brandy and soda, and settle
down to a quiet hour of reflection.

He had been engaged upwards of three months, and, it is needless to say,
had learned much in that space of time. An engagement is a liberal
education to any man, for it presents a series of entirely new problems
to be solved. He ceases to think of and for himself alone, and the
accuracy with which he can adjust himself to these novel conditions
determines the success or failure of his married life. Robert
Allingford, however, was engaged to a woman of another nation; of his
own race, indeed, and speaking his own tongue, but educated under widely
differing standards and ideals, and on a plane of comparative simplicity
when viewed in the light of her complex American sister. The little
English girl was an endless mystery to him, and it was only in later
life that he discovered that he was constantly endowing her with a
complicated nature which she did not possess. He could not understand a
woman who generally--I do not say invariably, for Marion Steele was
human after all, but who generally meant what she said, whose pleasures
were healthy and direct, and who was really simple and genuinely
ignorant of most things pertaining to the world worldly. He knew that
world well enough--ten years of mining had taught him that--and he had
been left to its tender mercies when still a boy, with no relatives
except his younger brother, who, as may well be imagined, was rather a
burden than a help.

But if Robert Allingford had seen the rough side of life, it had taught
him to understand human nature, and, as he had been blessed with a large
heart and a considerable measure of adaptability, he managed to get on
very well on both sides of the Atlantic. True, he seldom appreciated
what the British mind held to contain worth; but he was tolerant, and
his tolerance begat, unconsciously, sympathy. On the other hand, the
Consul was as much of a mystery to his fiancee as she had ever been to
him. In her eyes he was always doing the unexpected. For one thing, she
never knew when to take him seriously, and was afraid of what he might
do or say; but she soon learned to trust him implicitly, and to estimate
him at his true sterling worth.

In short, both had partially adjusted themselves to each other, and were
likely to live very happily, with enough of the unknown in their
characters to keep them from becoming bored. Allingford had never spoken
definitely to his fiancee concerning his younger brother, and she knew
instinctively that it was a subject to be avoided. To her father she had
said something, but Sir Peter had little interest in his children's
affairs beyond seeing that they were suitably married; and since he was
satisfied with the settlements and the man, was content to leave well
enough alone.

The Consul, therefore, thought himself justified in saying nothing
about the unexpected arrival of his brother, especially as the chances
of that gentleman's being in a fit state to appear at the wedding seemed
highly problematical.

Next morning there were no signs of repentance or of Dick; for if a
deserted bed, an open window, and the smashed glass of a neighbouring
skylight signified anything, it was that Mr. Richard Allingford was
still unregenerate and at large.

The bridal day dawned bright and clear, and Carrington lunched with the
Consul just before the ceremony, which, thanks to English law, took
place at that most impossible hour of the day, 2.30 P.M.

The bridegroom floundered through the intricacies of the service, signed
his name in the vestry, and achieved his carriage in a kind of dream;
but woke up sufficiently to the realities of life at the reception, to
endure with fortitude the indiscriminate kissing of scores of new
relations. Then he drank his own health and the healths of other
people, and at last escaped upstairs to prepare for the journey and
have a quiet fifteen minutes with his best man.

"Now remember," he said to that irresponsible individual, "you are the
only one who knows our destination this evening, and if you breathe it
to a soul I'll come back and murder you."

"My dear fellow," replied Carrington, "you don't suppose, after I've
endured weeks of cross-questioning and inquisitorial advances from the
bride and her family, that I am going to strike my colours and give the
whole thing away at the eleventh hour."

"You have been a trump, Jack," rejoined the Consul, "and I only wish you
may be as happy some time as I am to-day."

"It is your day; don't worry about my affairs," returned Carrington,
with a forced laugh which gave colour to the popular report that the
only vulnerable point in his armour of good nature lay in his
impecunious condition and the consequent impossibility of his marrying
on his own account.

It was only a passing cloud, however, and he hastened to change the
subject, saying: "Come, you are late already, and a bride must not be
kept waiting."

Allingford was thereupon hustled downstairs, and wept upon from all
quarters, and his life was threatened with rice and old shoes; but he
reached the street somehow with Mrs. Robert in tow, and, barring the
circumstance that in his agitation he had embraced the butler instead of
Sir Peter, he acquitted himself very well under the trying ordeal.

As they drove to the station his wife was strangely quiet, and he
rallied her on the fact.

"Why," he said, "you haven't spoken since we started."

Her face grew troubled. "I was wondering----" she began.

"If you would be happy?" he asked. "I'll do my best."

"No, no, I'm sure of that, only--do tell me where we are going."

The Consul laughed. "You women are just the same all the world over,"
he replied, but otherwise did not commit himself; but his wife noticed
that he looked worried and anxious, and that he breathed a sigh of
unmistakable relief as their train drew out of Waterloo Station. She did
not know that the one cloud which he had feared might darken his wedding
day had now been dispelled: he had seen nothing of his brother.




CHAPTER III

IN WHICH THE LONDON AND SOUTH WESTERN RAIL-WAY ACCOMPLISHES WHAT THE
MARRIAGE SERVICE FORBIDS


It might be supposed that the heir to "The Towers" and Lady Scarsdale's
very considerable property would meet with some decided opposition from
his family to his proposed alliance with Mabel Vernon, an unknown
American, who, though fairly provided with this world's goods, could in
no sense be termed a great heiress. But the fact of the matter was that
the prejudices of his own people were as nothing when compared with
those of Aunt Eliza. In the first place she did not wish her niece to
marry at all, on the ground that no man was good enough for her; and in
the second place she had decided that if Mabel must have a partner in
life, he was to be born under the Stars and Stripes. Her wrath,
therefore, was great when she heard of the engagement, and she declared
that she had a good mind to cut the young couple off with a cent, a
threat that meant something from a woman who had bought corner lots in
Chicago immediately after the great fire, and still held them. Scarsdale
never forgot his first interview with her after she had learned the
news.

"I mistrusted you were round for no good," she said, "though I wasn't
quite certain which one of us you wanted."

He bit his lip.

"There's nothing to laugh at, young man," she continued severely;
"marrying me would have been no joke."

"I'm sure, Miss Cogbill----" began Scarsdale.

"You call me Aunt Eliza in the future," she broke in; "that is who I am,
and if I choose to remember your wife when I'm gone she'll be as rich as
a duchess, as I dare say you know."

"I had no thought of your leaving her anything, and I am quite able to
support her without your assistance," he replied, nettled by her
implication.

"I am glad to hear it; it sounds encouraging," returned the aunt. "Tell
me, have you ever done anything to support yourself?"

"Rather! As a younger son, I should have had a very poor chance if I'd
not."

"How many towers have you got?" was her next question.

"I don't know," said Scarsdale, laughing at her very literal
interpretation of the name of his estate.

"Have they fire-escapes?"

"I'm afraid not," he replied, "but you must come and see for yourself.
My mother will be happy to welcome you."

"No, I guess not; I'm too old to start climbing."

"Oh, you wouldn't have to live in them," he hastened to assure her;
"there are other parts to the house, and my mother----"

"That's her ladyship?"

"Yes."

"You are sure you haven't any title?" asked Aunt Eliza suspiciously.

"No, nor any chance of having one."

"Well, I do feel relieved," she commented. "The Psalms say not to put
your trust in princes, but I guess if King David had ever been through a
London season he wouldn't have drawn the line there; and what's good
enough for him is good enough for me."

"I think you can trust me, Aunt Eliza."

"I hope so, though I never expected to see a niece of mine married to a
man of war."

"Not a man of war," he corrected, "only a man in the War Office--a very
different thing, I assure you."

"I am rejoiced to hear it," she replied. "Now run along to Mabel, and
I'll write your mother and tell her that I guess you'll do." Which she
straightway did, and that letter is still preserved as one of the
literary curiosities of "The Towers," Sussex.

The first meeting of Aunt Eliza and Lady Scarsdale took place the day
before the wedding. It was pleasant, short, and to the point, and at
its conclusion each parted from the other with mingled feelings of
wonder and respect. Indeed, no one could fail to respect Miss Cogbill.
Alone and unaided she had amassed and managed a great fortune. She was
shrewd and keen beyond the nature of women, and seldom minced matters in
her speech; but nevertheless she was possessed of much native refinement
and prim, old-time courtesy that did not always seem in accordance with
the business side of her nature.

As time went on she became reconciled to Scarsdale, but his lack of
appreciation of business was a thorn in her flesh, and, indeed, her
inclinations had led her in quite another direction.

"Now look at that young Carrington who comes to see you once in a while;
if you had to marry an Englishman, why didn't you take him?" she said
once to her niece.

"Why, Aunt Eliza," replied that young lady, "what are you thinking of?
According to your own standards, he is much less desirable than Harold,
for he has not a cent."

"He'd make money fast enough if his training didn't get in his way," she
retorted, "which is more than can be said of your future husband."

The wedding was very quiet, at Miss Vernon's suggestion and with her
aunt's approval, for neither of them cared for that lavish display with
which a certain class of Americans are, unfortunately, associated. There
was to be a reception at the hotel, to which a large number of people
had been asked; but at the ceremony scarcely a dozen were present.
Scarsdale's mother and immediate family, a brother official, who served
as best man, and Aunt Eliza made up the party.

At the bride's request, the service had been as much abbreviated as the
Church would allow, and the whole matter was finished in a surprisingly
short space of time. The reception followed, and an hour later the happy
pair were ready to leave; but their destination was still a mystery to
the groom.

"I think you might just give me a hint," he suggested to Aunt Eliza,
whom he shrewdly suspected knew all about it.

"Do you?" she replied. "Well, I think that Mabel is quite capable of
taking care of herself and you too, and that the sooner you realise it
the better. As for your being consulted or informed about your wedding
trip, why, my niece has been four times round the world already, and is
better able to plan an ordinary honeymoon excursion than a man who
spends his time turning out bombs, and nitro-glycerine, and monitors,
and things."

Aunt Eliza's notions of the duties of the War Office were still somewhat
vague.

After the bridal couple had left, Miss Cogbill and Lady Scarsdale
received the remaining guests, and, when the function was over, her
ladyship gave her American relative a cordial invitation to stay at "The
Towers" till after the honeymoon; but Aunt Eliza refused.

"I'll come some day and be glad to," she said; "but I'm off to-morrow
for two weeks in Paris. I always go there when I'm blue; it cheers one
up so, and you meet more Americans there nowadays than you do at home."

"Perhaps you will see the happy pair before you return," suggested Lady
Scarsdale.

"Now, your ladyship," said Aunt Eliza, "that isn't fair; but to tell you
the truth of the matter, I've no more idea where they are going, beyond
their first stop, than you have."

"And that is----?"

"They will write you from there to-morrow," replied Miss Cogbill, "and
then you will know as much as I do."

Scarsdale was quite too happy to be seriously worried over his ignorance
of their destination; in fact, he was rather amused at his wife's little
mystery, and, beyond indulging in some banter on the subject, was well
content to let the matter drop. He entertained her, however, by making
wild guesses as to where they were to pass the night from what he had
learned of their point of departure, Waterloo Station; but soon turned
to more engrossing topics, and before he realised it an hour had passed
away, and the train began to slow up for their first stop out of London.

"Is this the end of our journey?" he queried.

"What, Basingstoke?" she cried. "How could you think I'd be so
unromantic? Why, it is only a miserable, dirty railway junction!"

"Perhaps we change carriages here?"

"Wrong again; but the train stops for a few minutes, and if you'll be
good you may run out and have a breath of fresh air and something to
drink."

"How do you know," he asked, "that I sha'n't go forward and see how the
luggage is labelled?"

"That would not be playing fair," she replied, pouting, "and I should be
dreadfully cross with you."

"I'll promise to be good," he hastened to assure her, and, as the train
drew up, stepped out upon the platform.

His first intention had been to make straight for the refreshment-room;
but he had only taken a few steps in that direction, when he saw
advancing from the opposite end of the train none other than Robert
Allingford, who, like himself, was a bridegroom of that day.

"Why, Benedick!" he cried, "who would have thought of meeting you!"

"Just what I was going to say," replied the Consul, heartily shaking his
outstretched hand. "I never imagined that we would select the same
train. Come, let's have a drink to celebrate our auspicious meeting.
There is time enough."

"Are you sure?" asked the careful Englishman.

"Quite," replied his American friend. "I asked a porter, and he said we
had ten minutes."

They accordingly repaired to the luncheon-bar, and were soon discussing
whiskies and sodas.

"Tell me," said the Consul, as he put down his glass, "have you
discovered your destination yet?"

"Haven't the remotest idea," returned the other. "Mrs. Scarsdale
insisted on buying the tickets, and watches over them jealously. If it
had not been for the look of the thing, I would have bribed the guard to
tell me where I was going. By the way, won't you shake hands with my
wife? She is just forward."

"With pleasure," replied Allingford, "if you will return the compliment;
my carriage is the first of its class at the rear of the train. We have
still six minutes." With which the two husbands separated, each to seek
the other's wife.

Scarsdale met with a cordial welcome from Mrs. Allingford, and was soon
seated by her side chatting merrily.

"We should sympathise with each other," she said, laughing, "for I
understand that we are both in ignorance of our destination."

"Indeed we should," he replied. "I dare say that at this moment your
husband and my wife are gloating over their superior knowledge."

"Oh, well," she continued, "our time will come; and now tell me how you
have endured the vicissitudes of the day."

"I think you and I have no cause for complaint," rejoined Scarsdale.
"You see we understand our conventions; but I fear that our respective
partners have not had such an easy time."

"I shouldn't think it would have worried Mrs. Scarsdale," returned the
Englishwoman.

"Of course it didn't," said that lady's husband; "nothing ever worries
her. But I think signing the register puzzled her a bit; she said it
made her feel as if she was at an hotel."

"Robert enjoyed it thoroughly," said Mrs. Allingford.

"Had he no criticisms to offer?"

"None, except that one seemed to get a good deal more for one's money
than in the States."

"The almighty dollar!" said Scarsdale, laughing, and added, as he looked
at his watch: "I must be off, or your husband will be turning me out;
our ten minutes are almost up."

Once on the platform, he paused aghast. The forward half of the train
had disappeared, and an engine was backing up in its place to couple on
to the second part. Allingford was nowhere in sight.

"Where is the rest of the train?" cried Scarsdale, seizing an astonished
guard.

"The forward division, sir?"

"Yes! yes! For Heaven's sake speak, man! Where is it?"

"That was the Exeter division. Went five minutes ago."

"But I thought we had ten minutes!"

"This division, yes, sir," replied the guard, indicating that portion of
the train still in the station, "the forward part only five."

In this way, then, had Allingford unconsciously deceived him, and
without doubt the American Consul had been carried off with his,
Scarsdale's, wife. The awful discovery staggered him, but he controlled
himself sufficiently to ask the destination of the section still in the
station.

"Bournemouth, sir, Southampton first stop. Are you going? we are just
off."

"No," replied Scarsdale. The guard waved his flag, the shrill whistle
blew, and the train began to move. Then he thought of Mrs. Allingford;
he could scarcely leave her. Besides, what was the use of remaining at
Basingstoke, when he did not even know his own destination? He tore open
the door of the carriage he had just left, and swung himself in as it
swept past him.




CHAPTER IV

IN WHICH LADY MELTON FEELS THAT HER AVERSION IS JUSTIFIED


From what has been said it may be imagined that Mrs. Scarsdale, _nee_
Vernon, was an excellent hand at light and amusing conversation; and so
pleasantly did she receive the Consul, and so amusingly rally him on the
events of the day, that he scarcely seemed to have been with her a
minute, when a slight jolt caused him to look up and out, only to
perceive the Basingstoke Station sliding rapidly past the windows.
Allingford's first impulse was to dash from the carriage, a dangerous
experiment when one remembers the rapidity with which a light English
train gets under way. In this, however, he was forestalled by Mrs.
Scarsdale, who clung to his coat-tails, declaring that he should not
desert her; so that by the time he was able to free himself the train
had attained such speed as to preclude any longer the question of
escape. The sensations which Mr. Allingford and Mrs. Scarsdale
experienced when they realised that they were being borne swiftly away,
the one from his wife and the other from her husband, may be better
imagined than described. The deserted bride threw herself into the
farthest corner of the carriage and began to laugh hysterically, while
the Consul plunged his hands into his pockets and gave vent to a
monosyllabic expletive, of which he meant every letter.

After the first moments of astonishment and stupefaction both somewhat
recovered their senses, and mutual explanations and recriminations began
forthwith.

"How has this dreadful thing happened?" demanded Mrs. Scarsdale, in a
voice quavering with suppressed emotion.

"I'm afraid it's my fault," said Allingford ruefully. "The guard told me
we had ten minutes."

"That was for your division of the train, stupid!" exclaimed the lady
wrathfully.

"I didn't know that," explained the Consul, "and so I told your husband
we had ten minutes, which probably accounts for his being left."

"Then I'll never, never forgive you," she cried, and burst into tears,
murmuring between her sobs: "Poor, dear Harold! what will he do?"

"Do!" exclaimed the Consul, "I should think he had done enough, in all
conscience. Why, confound him, he's gone off with my wife!"

"Don't you call my husband names!" sobbed Mrs. Scarsdale.

"Well, he certainly has enough of his own, that's a fact."

"If you were a man," retorted the disconsolate bride, "you would do
something, instead of making stupid jokes about my poor Stanley. I'm a
distressed American citizen----"

"No, you're not; you became a British subject when you married
Scarsdale," corrected Allingford.

"Well, I won't be, so there! I tell you I'm an American woman in
distress, and you are my Consul and you've got to help me."

"I'll help you with the greatest pleasure in the world. I'm quite as
anxious to recover my wife as you can be to find your husband."

"Then what do you advise?" she asked.

"We are going somewhere at a rapid rate," he replied. "When we arrive,
we will leave the train and return to Basingstoke as soon as possible.
Now do you happen to know our next stop?"

"Yes: Salisbury."

"How long before we get there?"

"About three quarters of an hour."

"That will at least give us time," he said, "to consider what is best to
be done. Have you a railway guide?"

"I think there is a South Western time-table in the pocket of dear
Malcolm's coat," she said, indicating a garment on the seat beside her.

"Why don't you call him St. Hubart and be done with it?" queried
Allingford, as he searched for and found the desired paper. "You've
given him all his other names."

"I reserve that for important occasions," she replied; "it sounds so
impressive."

Mabel Scarsdale, it will be noticed, was fast regaining her composure,
now that a definite course of action had been determined upon. But she
could not help feeling depressed, for it must be admitted that it is
disheartening to lose your husband before you have been married a day.
What would he do, she wondered, when he found that the train had gone?
Had he discovered its departure soon enough to warn Mrs. Allingford to
leave her carriage? and if not, where had she gone, and had he
accompanied her? The event certainly afforded ample grounds for
speculation; but her reverie was interrupted by the Consul, who had been
deeply immersed in the time-table.

"There is no train back to Basingstoke before ten to-night," he said,
"so we must spend the evening in Salisbury and telegraph them to await
our return."

"Possibly my husband may have chased the train and caught the rear
carriage. I have seen people do that," she ventured.

"The guard's van, you mean," he explained. "In that case he is
travelling down with us and will put in an appearance directly we reach
Salisbury, though I don't think it's likely. However, there's nothing to
worry about, and I must beg you not to do so, unless you wish to make me
more miserable than I already am for my share in this deplorable
blunder."

"You don't think they would follow us to Salisbury?"

"No; that is"--and he plunged into the intricacies of the time-table
once more--"they couldn't; besides, they would receive our telegram
before they could leave Basingstoke."

"Could they have gone off on the other train?"

"Impossible," he replied. "By Jove, they neither of them know where
they are bound for!"

"Quite true," she said, "they do not. We had tickets for Exeter; but as
a joke I never let my husband see them."

"We were going to Bournemouth, and here are my tickets," he returned,
holding them up, "but my wife doesn't know it."

"You think there is no question that they are waiting for us at
Basingstoke?" she asked.

"Not a doubt of it; and so we have nothing to do but kill time till we
can rejoin them, which won't be hard in your society," he replied.

"I'm sorry I can't be so polite," she returned, "but I want my husband,
and if you talk to me much more I shall probably cry."

The Consul at this made a dive for an adjacent newspaper, in which he
remained buried till the train slowed down for Salisbury.

"I suppose," he said apologetically, as they drew up at their
destination, "that you won't object to my appropriating Scarsdale's
coat and hat? I dare say he is sporting mine."

A tearful sniff was the only reply as he gathered up the various
impedimenta with which the carriage was littered, and assisted his fair
though doleful companion to alight. Returning a few moments later from
the arduous duty of rescuing her luggage, which was, of course, labelled
for Exeter, he found her still alone, there being no sign of Scarsdale
in or out of the train, and no telegram for them from Basingstoke--a
chance on which Allingford had counted considerably, though he had not
thought it wise to mention it. Indeed, the fact that no inquiry had been
made for them puzzled and worried him greatly, for it seemed almost
certain that were their deserted partners still at Basingstoke, their
first action would have been to telegraph to the fugitives. However, he
put the best face he could on the matter, assured Mrs. Scarsdale that
everything must be all right, and despatched his telegram back to their
point of separation. Under the most favourable circumstances they could
not receive an answer under half an hour, and with this information the
Consul was forced to return to the disconsolate bride.

"There is no use in loafing around here," he said. "Suppose we go and
see the cathedral? It will be something to do, and may distract our
thoughts."

"I don't think mine could well be more distracted than they are now,"
replied she; "besides, we might miss the telegram."

"Oh, I'll fix that," he returned; "I'll have it sent up after us. Come,
you had better go. You can't sit and look at that pea-green engine for
thirty minutes; it is enough to give you a fit of the blues."

"Well, just as you please," she said, and they started up into the town,
and made their way to the cathedral.

It is not to the point of this narrative to discourse on the beauties of
that structure; the finest shaft of Purbec marble it contains would
prove cold consolation to either a bride or a bridegroom deserted on the
wedding day. But the cool quiet of the great building seemed
unconsciously to soothe their troubled spirits, though when they each
revisited the spot in after years they discovered that it was entirely
new to them, and that they possessed not the faintest recollection of
its appearance, within or without.

At last, after having consulted their watches for the hundredth time,
they began to stroll down the great central aisle, towards the main
entrance. Suddenly Mrs. Scarsdale clutched the Consul's arm, and pointed
before her to where a messenger-boy, with a look of expectancy on his
face and an envelope in his hand, stood framed in a Gothic doorway. Then
they made a wild, scrambling rush down the church, the bride reaching
the goal first, and snatching the telegram from its astonished bearer.

"For Mr. Allingford," he began, but she had already torn open the
envelope and was devouring its contents.

For a moment the words seemed to swim before her eyes, then, as their
meaning became clear to her, she gave a frightened gasp, dropped the
message on the floor, sat down hard on the tomb of a crusader, and burst
into tears.

Allingford gazed at her silently for a moment, and meditatively
scratched his head; then he paid and dismissed the amazed boy, and
finally picked up the crumpled bit of paper. It was from the
station-master at Basingstoke, and read as follows:

     "_Parties mentioned left in second division for Southampton and
     South Coast Resorts. Destination not known._"

It was incomprehensible, but he had expected it. If Mr. Scarsdale had
remained at Basingstoke he would certainly have telegraphed them from
there at their first stop, Salisbury. Evidently he, too, had been
carried away on the train; but where? It was some relief to know that
his wife was not wholly alone, but he did not at all like the idea of
her going off into space with another man, and the fact that he had
done the same thing himself was no consolation. Then his mind reverted
to Mrs. Scarsdale, who still wept on the tomb of the crusader. What in
thunder was he going to do with her? To get her back to her aunt in
London at that time of night was out of the question; but where else
could he take her?

This point, however, was settled at once, and in an unexpected manner,
by the lady herself. Drying her eyes, she remarked suddenly: "I'm a
little fool!"

"Not at all," he replied; "your emotion is quite natural under the
circumstances."

"But crying won't get us out of this awful predicament."

"Unfortunately no, or we should have arrived at a solution long ago."

"That," remarked the lady, "is merely another way of making a statement
which you just now disputed. I _am_ a little fool, and I mean to dry my
eyes and attend strictly to business. Tell me exactly what this message
implies."

"It means," said the Consul, "that it is impossible for you to rejoin
your husband to-night."

Her lip quivered dangerously; but she controlled herself sufficiently to
exclaim: "But what are we to do?"

"Well," he replied, "I should advise remaining here. There is a good
hotel."

"But we can't. Don't you see I must not remain--with you?" She spoke the
last words with an effort.

"Yes," he rejoined. "It is awkward; but you can't spend the night in the
streets; you must have somewhere to sleep."

"Let us go back to Basingstoke, then."

"I can't see that that would help matters," he said gloomily; "we would
have to spend the night there just the same. Besides, I think it is
going to rain." They were standing outside the church by this time.
"No," he continued, "our best course, our only course, in fact, is to
stay here to-night, return to Basingstoke to-morrow morning, and wait
for them there. You may be sure they are having quite as bad a time as
we are. If I only knew some one here----"

"Bravo!" she interrupted, clapping her hands, "I believe you have solved
the problem. Look: do you see that carriage over there? What coat of
arms has it? Quick! your eyes are better than mine."

In the gathering twilight he saw driving leisurely by, with coachman and
footman on the box, a handsome barouche, on the panels of which a coat
of arms was emblazoned.

"Well," he said, gazing hard at it, "there is a helmet with a plume,
balanced on a stick of peppermint candy----"

"Yes, yes!" she cried, "the crest. Go on!"

"Down on the ground-storey," he continued, "there is a pink shield
divided in quarters, with the same helmet in the north-east division,
and a lot of silver ticket-punchers in the one below it."

"Spurs," she interjected.

"Well, perhaps they are," he admitted. "Then there are a couple of
two-tailed blue lions swimming in a crimson lake----"

"The Melton arms!" she cried. "I looked them up in 'Burke's Peerage'
when that old catawampus refused to come to our wedding. We will spend
to-night with Lady Diana!"

"But I thought----" began the Consul, when his companion interrupted
him, exclaiming:

"Chase that carriage as hard as you know how, and bring it here!"

Allingford felt that this was a time for action and not for speech. The
days of his collegiate triumphs, when he had put his best foot foremost
on the cinder-track, rose to his mind, and he fled across the green and
into the gathering gloom, which had now swallowed up her ladyship's
chariot, with a swiftness that caused his companion to murmur: "Well, he
can sprint!"

Presently the equipage was seen returning with the heated and triumphant
Consul inside. It drew up before her, and the footman alighted and
approached questioningly.

"Is this Lady Melton's carriage?" she asked.

"Yes, madam."

"Then you may drive this gentleman and me to Melton Court."

"But, madam----"

"I am Mrs. Scarsdale, Lady Diana's great-niece," she said quietly. The
footman touched his hat.

"Was her ladyship expecting you? We were sent to meet this next train,
but----"

"No, we are here unexpectedly ourselves; but I dare say there will be
room for all, as the carriage holds four."

"There will only be Lord Cowbray, madam, and his lordship may not arrive
till the nine-thirty. If you would not mind driving to the station?"

"It is just what we wish," she replied, and calmly stepped into the
carriage and seated herself by the Consul's side, who was so amazed at
the turn affairs had taken that he remained speechless.

"Shall I see to your luggage, madam?" inquired the footman as they drew
up opposite the waiting-room door.

"No," she replied, stepping out on the platform. "We will attend to it
ourselves; it will only be necessary to take up our hand-bags for
to-night."

Accompanied by the Consul she went in search of their belongings, and at
her suggestion he took a Gladstone belonging to the absent Scarsdale,
and a dressing-case which she designated as her own property.

"I was anxious to have a word alone with you," she said as they emerged
once more on the platform, "and we can't talk on personal matters during
the drive to the Court. You see my position is a little peculiar."

"Excuse me for asking the question," he replied, "but are your relations
with your husband's great-aunt quite cordial?"

"On the contrary, they are quite the reverse. She detests all Americans,
and was very much put out at poor Harold for marrying me. Her refusal to
be present at our wedding was almost an insult," she returned.

"That doesn't seem to promise a pleasant reception at Melton Court," he
said.

"Far from it; but any port is acceptable in a storm, and she can hardly
refuse us shelter. After all I've done nothing to be ashamed of in
marrying my husband or being carried off with you."

"Oh, I'll trust you to hold your own with any dowager in the United
Kingdom; but where do I come in?"

"You are my Consul, and under the circumstances my national protector; I
can't do without you."

"I am not at all sure that her ladyship will see it in that light; but,
as you say, it is better than nothing, and our position can't be worse
than it is at present."

"Then it is agreed we stand by each other through thick and thin?"

"Exactly," he replied, and shook her extended hand. At this moment the
train came in, and they returned to the carriage.

Lord Cowbray did not put in an appearance, and they were soon under way
for Melton Court, which was some miles distant from the town. By the
time they entered the grounds it was quite dark, and they could only see
that the park was extensive, and that the Court seemed large and gloomy
and might have dated from the Elizabethan period.

On entering the central hall they at once saw evidences of a large
house-party, whose presence did not tend to put them more at their ease,
and Mrs. Scarsdale lost no time in sending a message to Lady Melton, to
the effect that her great-niece had arrived unexpectedly and would much
appreciate a few words with her in private.

They were shown into a little reception-room, and the footman returned
shortly to say that her ladyship would be with them soon. After what
seemed an endless time, but was in reality barely fifteen minutes, their
hostess entered. She was a fine-looking woman of sixty or over, with a
stern, hard face, and a set expression about her thin lips, that boded
little good to offenders, whatever their age or sex. She looked her
guests over through her gold eye-glasses, and, after waiting a moment
for them to speak, said coldly:

"I think there is some mistake. I was told that my niece wished to see
me."

"I said your great-niece," returned Mrs. Scarsdale.

"Oh, my great-niece. Well? I do not recognise you."

"It would be strange if you did, Lady Melton," returned the bride, "as
you've never seen me. I am the wife of your great-nephew, Harold Stanley
Malcolm St. Hubart Scarsdale."

"I do not see your husband present," said her ladyship, directing an icy
glare at the unfortunate Consul.

"No," replied her niece, "I've lost him."

"Lost him!"

"Yes, at Basingstoke. He went to speak to a lady in another part of the
train. I could make it clearer to you, I think, by saying that she was
Sir Peter Steele's youngest daughter."

"I never thought of knowing the Steeles when I was in London," commented
her hostess, "but St. Hubart was always liberal in his tastes." A remark
which caused the Consul to flush with pent-up wrath.

"Oh, he didn't know her," interjected Mabel, hastening to correct the
unfortunate turn which the conversation had taken. "She was this
gentleman's wife."

Her ladyship bowed very, very slightly in the Consul's direction, to
indicate that his affairs, matrimonial or otherwise, could have for her
no possible interest.

"And that is the last we have heard of them," continued the bride,
"except for a telegram from the station-master at Basingstoke, which
says they went to Southampton----"

"Do I understand you to say," broke in their hostess, betraying the
first sign of interest she had so far evinced, "that my nephew has
eloped with----?"

"No, no!" cried Mrs. Scarsdale, "you do not in the least comprehend the
true state of affairs," and she poured forth a voluble if disconnected
account of their adventures.

"Pardon me," exclaimed the old lady when she had finished, "but what is
all this rigmarole? A most surprising affair, I must say, and quite
worthy of your nationality. I was averse to my nephew's marrying you
from the first; but I hardly expected to be justified on his wedding
day."

"In that case," said Mrs. Scarsdale, "the sooner we leave your house the
better."

"You will do nothing of the sort," replied her great-aunt. "Your coming
to me is the only wise thing you have done. Of course you will remain
here till your husband can be found. As for this person----" indicating
Allingford.

"This _gentleman_," said his partner in misfortune, coming to his
rescue, "is Mr. Robert Allingford, United States Consul at Christchurch.
As my husband had gone off with his wife, I thought the least I could do
was to take him with me."

"I can hardly see the necessity of that course," commented her hostess.

"Now that I have seen Mrs. Scarsdale in safe hands, I could not think of
trespassing longer upon your hospitality," put in the Consul; but his
companion intervened.

"I am not going to be deserted twice in a day!" she cried. "If you go, I
go with you!"

"About that," said her ladyship frigidly, "there can be no question,"
and she rang the bell.

"You will conduct this lady and this gentleman," she continued to the
footman who answered her summons, "to the green room and the tower room
respectively." Then, turning to her unwilling guests, she added: "As my
dinner-table is fully arranged for this evening, and my guests are now
awaiting me, you will pardon it if I have your dinner served in my
private sitting-room. We will discuss your affairs at length to-morrow
morning; but now I must bid you good-night," and with an inclination of
her head she dismissed them from her presence.




CHAPTER V

IN WHICH A TRUNK IS SENT TO MELTON COURT

Scarcely had the sun risen the next morning when the Consul, after a
sleepless night, stole downstairs and found his way out upon the
terrace, for a quiet stroll and a breath of fresh, cool air. Moreover,
he was in need of an uninterrupted hour in which to arrange his plans in
such a manner as would most surely tend to effect the double reunion he
so earnestly desired.

It seemed well-nigh impossible, in the small space of country which had
probably been traversed by all parties, that they could lose each other
for more than a few hours. To make the situation more clear to those who
have never had the misfortune to suffer from the intricacies of English
railway travel, the following diagram is appended. The triangle is
isosceles, the sides being thirty-five miles long, the base twenty.

[Illustration]

He reviewed his own adventures of yesterday afternoon. He had acted on
what seemed to be the only sensible and reasonable plan to pursue;
namely, to leave the train at its first stop, and return as soon as
possible to the point of divergence. It seemed fair to assume that Mr.
Scarsdale and Mrs. Allingford had done the same thing, and, such being
the case, it was easy to imagine what their course of action had been. A
glance at the time-table told him that the first point at which they
could leave their division of the train had been Southampton; from which
place they could, almost immediately, catch an express back to the
junction they had left, arriving there shortly after seven on the past
evening.

His own course and that of Mrs. Scarsdale seemed clear; it was simply a
return to Basingstoke immediately after breakfast, and rejoin their
friends, who had been spending the night at that place.

It was possible that they had lost the returning express and remained in
Southampton; but if they acted in a rational manner, they must
eventually return to the junction. But supposing Mrs. Allingford and Mr.
Scarsdale had not done the obvious thing; supposing that chance had
intervened and upset their plans, as in his own case? He suddenly found
himself face to face with the startling fact that not only were he and
Mrs. Scarsdale not at Salisbury or Basingstoke, but that they were at
present at the one place where his wife and Mrs. Scarsdale's husband
would never think of looking for them--Melton Court.

Allingford jammed his hat hard on the back of his head, and set off at a
brisk pace to Salisbury and the nearest telegraph station; arriving at
his destination shortly before seven, to find that he had a good
half-hour to wait before the operators arrived. The office was opened at
last, however, and he lost no time in telegraphing to Basingstoke for
information, and in a little while received an answer from the
station-master at that point which cheered him up considerably, though
it was not quite as explicit as he could have wished. It read as
follows:

     "_Scarsdale telegraphed last evening from Southampton, saying he
     had left train there with Mrs. Allingford and was returning at once
     to Basingstoke._"

The Consul was pleased to find that his conjectures had been correct.
He felt that a great weight had been lifted from his mind. Their missing
partners had undoubtedly spent the night at Basingstoke and would soon
consult the station-master at that point, who would doubtless show them
the messages he had received. Allingford looked out a good train,
telegraphed the hour of their arrival, and then, as his reception of the
night before had not inclined him to trespass on Lady Melton's grudging
hospitality more than was absolutely necessary, he had a leisurely
breakfast at the hotel, and, engaging a fly, drove back to the Court,
reaching there about half-past nine.

Mrs. Scarsdale had also passed a disturbed night, but, unlike her
companion in misfortune, she did not venture out at unearthly hours in
the morning. She was up, however, and saw him depart, which was in some
ways a comfort, since it assured her that he was losing no time in
continuing their quest.

At eight a maid arrived with warm water and a message from her ladyship
that she wished Mrs. Scarsdale to breakfast with her in private at nine
o'clock, and that she would be obliged if her great-niece would keep her
room till that time. The bride was considerably piqued by this message
and the distrust it implied, but felt it would be wise to accede to the
request, and sent word accordingly.

As she entered Lady Melton's boudoir an hour later, her hostess rose to
receive her, kissing her coldly on the forehead, and saying:

"You will pardon my requesting you to keep your room; but your presence
is not as yet known to my guests, and your appearance among them
immediately after your marriage, without your husband, might cause
unpleasant speculation and comment. Do you agree with me?"

"Quite," replied Mrs. Scarsdale. She had misjudged Lady Melton, she
thought; but she disliked her nevertheless, and wished to be very
guarded.

"Now," said that personage, "I want to hear the whole affair. No, I do
not want you to tell it," as her guest opened her mouth to speak; "not
in your own way, I mean. You would probably wander from the point, and
my time is of importance. I will ask you questions, and you will be kind
enough to answer them, as plainly and shortly as possible."

Mrs. Scarsdale bowed; she was so angry at the cool insolence that this
statement implied that she did not feel she could trust herself to
speak.

"Now we will begin," said her ladyship, as she proceeded to demolish a
boiled egg. "What is your Christian name?"

"Mabel."

"Very well. Then I shall call you Mabel in future; it is ridiculous to
address you as Mrs. Scarsdale."

"I really don't see----" began that lady.

"Excuse me," interrupted her questioner, "I will make the comments when
necessary. When were you married?"

"Yesterday afternoon at two-thirty o'clock."

"Where did you and your husband intend to pass last night?"

"At Exeter."

"Are you sure?"

"I ought to be. I bought the tickets."

"You bought the tickets! Is that customary in your country?"

"I am not here to discuss the customs of my country, Lady Melton. I
bought the tickets because I chose to do so, and considered myself
better fitted to arrange the trip than my husband."

"Really! I suppose that is the reason you selected the most roundabout
way to reach Exeter. Your husband could have told you that you should
have taken another railway, the Great Western."

"My husband," said Mrs. Scarsdale stiffly, "did not know our
destination."

"What!"

"I say that my husband did not know our destination."

Her ladyship surveyed her for a moment in shocked and silent
disapproval, and then remarked:

"I think I understood you to say that you travelled together as far as
Basingstoke?"

"Yes, and there St. Hubart met a friend."

"This consular person?"

"Mr. Allingford? Yes. He was also married yesterday, and came to our
carriage to congratulate me."

"And my nephew went to speak to Mrs. Allingford."

"Exactly. And the first thing we knew the train was moving."

"Go on."

"That is just what we did, though Mr. Allingford tried to leave the
carriage and return to his wife."

"It would have been better had he never left her."

"But I restrained him."

"How did you restrain him?"

"By his coat-tails."

"Excuse me. Do I understand you to say that you forcibly detained him?"

"I'm sorry if you are shocked; it was all I could catch hold of."

"I shall reserve my criticism of these very astonishing performances,
Mabel; but permit me to say that you have much to learn concerning the
manners and customs of English society."

"Then," said Mrs. Scarsdale, ignoring this last remark, "we came to
Salisbury."

"And telegraphed to Basingstoke for information."

"Exactly. But they could tell us nothing; so when I saw your
carriage----"

"How did you know it was mine?"

"I looked out your coat of arms in 'Burke.'"

Her ladyship smiled grimly. Perhaps something might be made of this fair
barbarian--in time, a great deal of time; but still this knowledge of
the peerage sounded hopeful, and it was with a little less severity in
her voice that she demanded:

"And what do you mean to do now?"

"Go back to Basingstoke this morning."

"Alone?"

"No, with Mr. Allingford."

"Do you expect to find your husband there?"

"I should think he would naturally return as soon as possible to where
he lost me."

"I don't know," said her ladyship. "Was Mrs. Allingford pretty?"

"If you are going to adopt that tack, Lady Melton, the sooner we part
the better," said her visitor angrily.

"We do not 'adopt tacks' in England," returned her ladyship calmly; "and
as I consider myself responsible for your actions while you are under my
roof, I shall not allow you to go to Basingstoke, or anywhere else, with
a person who, whatever his official position, is totally unknown to me."

"You don't mean to keep me here against my will!"

"I mean to send you to your relations, wherever they are, under the
charge of my butler--a most respectable married man--provided the
journey can be accomplished between now and nightfall."

"Well, it can't," replied her grand-niece triumphantly. "Aunt Eliza
left for Paris this morning, and all my other relations are in Chicago."

Lady Melton was, however, a woman of decision, and not to be easily
baffled.

"Then I will send you to your mother-in-law, Lady Scarsdale; I suppose
she has returned to 'The Towers'?"

"I believe so. But I do not intend to go there without my husband; it
would be ignominious."

"Perhaps you can suggest a better plan," said her ladyship coldly.

"Well, if you refuse to let me go to Basingstoke----" began the bride.

"I do. Proceed."

"Then Mr. Allingford might go for me, and tell St. Hubart where I am. I
know he is waiting for me there, but he would never think of my being
here----Excuse me, I mean----" she stammered, blushing, for she saw she
had made a slip.

"We will not discuss your meaning," said her hostess, "but your plan
seems feasible and proper. You may receive the consular person in my
private sitting-room and arrange matters at once."

Her niece turned to go, but she stopped her, saying:

"One word more. I do not think it necessary for your friend Mr.
Allingford to return with my nephew. Pray make this clear to him."

After having been dismissed from her hostess' presence, Mrs. Scarsdale
lost no time in sending for the Consul, who had just returned, and
proceeded to work off on that unfortunate gentleman the rage engendered
by her recent interview.

"I'm inclined to think," he said when she had finished, "that in this
instance the catawampus is right. There is no use of your gallivanting
over the country after your husband; he ought to come to you. I'll run
down to Basingstoke at once, send him back, and with Mrs. Allingford go
on my way rejoicing. There is no need of my returning, and I guess her
ladyship won't cry her eyes out if I don't."

"You haven't yet told me the result of your excursion this morning," she
said, hoping to divert the conversation from so obvious a truth.

"This," he replied, holding up the telegram he had just received from
the station-master at Basingstoke.

After reading the message, Mrs. Scarsdale was most anxious that he
should lose no time in starting, and with mutual expressions of
friendship, and boundless thanks from the deserted bride, they parted:
he for the junction, she for a further interview with her great-aunt.

When her ladyship learned that Scarsdale had left Southampton for
Basingstoke, and was doubtless now in that place, she advised his wife
to remain in seclusion till the members of the house-party, which
luckily was breaking up that day, had departed; and retired herself to
prepare a few remarks with which to welcome her errant great-nephew.
Later in the day, however, she so far relented towards his wife as to
suggest that she take a stroll on the terrace while the few remaining
guests were indulging in a post-prandial siesta.

It was from this coign of vantage that she saw approaching the worn and
drooping figure of Mr. Allingford. She rushed to meet him, and demanded,
without even giving him time to get his breath:

"Where is my husband?"

"I don't know," he gasped.

"Or your wife?"

"Or my wife."

"Aren't they in Basingstoke?"

"No, and haven't been there. I've turned that confounded town inside
out, and catechised every one about the station, from the divisional
superintendent to the charwoman. They did not come last night, nor
arrive this morning. Since leaving Southampton, if they did leave it,
they have entirely disappeared."

"Why do you say, 'if they did leave' Southampton?"

"Because no one saw them go. I have learned by endless telegraphing that
they alighted at that point, told a porter they had been carried past
their destination, and wished to return at once to Basingstoke. He
indicated their train, they disappeared in the crowd--and that's all."

"Haven't they telegraphed again to Basingstoke?"

"Not since last night."

"Or to Salisbury?"

"No. I inquired on the chance, but no message had come."

"It is horrible!" she exclaimed. "I'm the most miserable woman on
earth!"

"Don't cry," he begged despairingly.

"No," she said, "I won't. Do you think it would be any good to telegraph
to Aunt Eliza and Lady Scarsdale?"

"I have already done so. Your Aunt Eliza has left for Paris. She
wouldn't have done that if she had heard about this; and it gave Lady
Scarsdale a fit--the telegram I mean--but she didn't know anything."

"Is that all?"

"Not quite. I have telegraphed to my Vice-Consul at Christchurch,
asking for news of Scarsdale, and telling him to forward anything that
had come for me. They might have _written_ there, you know, to save talk
in the office; but I haven't as yet had a reply."

"I must consult Lady Melton; the situation is too dreadful for words.
Suppose they have had an accident; suppose----" she faltered.

"Nonsense!" he rejoined, "bad news always travels quickly; don't make
yourself uneasy on that score. They've got side-tracked in some
out-of-the-way place, just as we have. I'll go to Southampton to-morrow
and work up the trail. Now you run off and consult the catawampus."

When her ladyship had heard the whole story, she summed up as follows:

"As your friend has seen fit to return, you may tell him his chamber
will be again made ready for to-night, and you will both dine in my
sitting-room as before. To-morrow I shall send you home to Lady
Scarsdale."

"But----"

"There is nothing more to be said on the subject. I have made up my
mind." And having pronounced sentence, she left her distracted
great-niece to her own reflections.

It was a very doleful couple who sat down to dinner that evening in Lady
Melton's private room.

"It is ridiculous!" said Mrs. Scarsdale. "We are being treated like
naughty children. I feel as if I were about to be whipped and put to
bed. Sent home with the butler, indeed! I'd just like to see her
ladyship try to do it!"

"How are you going to prevent her?" asked the Consul.

"I'm not a child, and I won't be treated as one! If I am to be sent home
in disgrace, you will have to come with me."

"Well, I like that! You seem to forget I've lost my wife. My first duty
is to find her."

"Your first duty is to me. If you go to Southampton, I go with you."

"I'm afraid there'll be an awful row with her ladyship."

"Let there be, then; I don't care!"

"I really think," he expostulated, "that you had better stay here one
day more. I'll get you a reprieve from the custody of the butler, and
have a try at Southampton myself. There is a cross-line from here, and
it won't take any time to run over. I've tracked horse-thieves in
Kentucky when I was sheriff, and I guess I can find a bridegroom where
it's all open country as it is round here."

At this moment a servant knocked and entered, saying:

"Please, madam, her ladyship's orders is that you are to be ready at
seven to-morrow morning, to start with Mr. Bright, the butler, for 'The
Towers.'"

"I----!" began Mrs. Scarsdale, rising in wrath and indignation; but
before she could further complicate matters by a direct refusal, the
footman had turned to Allingford, and, handing him a telegram, had left
the room. Forgetful of all else, she rushed to the Consul's side as
with nervous fingers he tore it open. What joyful news might it not
contain! One look at his face, however, blasted all her hopes. Horror,
consternation, and surprise were depicted thereon as he read the
despatch. Something dreadful must have happened.

"Tell me the worst!" she cried. "Is it Harold?"

"It is the last straw," he replied.

"Is he dead?"

"I wish he was."

"You wish my husband dead?"

"Oh, confound your husband!"

"Mr. Allingford----!"

"No, no, I don't mean that. I'm not responsible for what I'm saying," he
replied, and groaned aloud. But his companion was not to be put off.

"Is that telegram from my husband?"

"No."

"From my mother-in-law?"

"No."

"From Aunt Eliza?"

"No."

"From the station-master at Basingstoke?"

"Guess again."

"From your Vice-Consul?"

"Yes."

"Has he heard anything of our lost ones?"

"It has nothing to do with that."

"Then what is the matter? What does it all mean?"

"It means," replied the Consul, "that I've got to leave here by the
first train."

"Explain yourself," she demanded.

"I'll try," he replied, mopping his brow. "You see, an American applied
to me to lend him some money, a few days ago, and put up as collateral
an elephant."

"Harold told me the story. I thought it very amusing."

"You won't when I've finished. The elephant arrived day before yesterday
at Southampton, and, as I had informed the steamship company that I was
the temporary owner of the beast, they forwarded it to my consulate at
Christchurch."

"How does that affect us?"

"Affect us!" he cried. "Do you remember what I telegraphed my
Vice-Consul?"

"Yes, almost word for word," she answered. "You asked for news of the
fugitives, and, on the chance of their writing to Christchurch, told him
to forward here anything that might have come for you."

"Exactly," shrieked the Consul; "and the blamed fool has forwarded the
elephant!"

"What! Here? To Melton Court?" she exclaimed, aghast.

"That is what I said. The beast is on the way now, and ought to be here
bright and early to-morrow morning."

"How awful! What will you do?"

"Get out," he replied laconically.

"And leave me?"

"I don't know about you, but I mean to leave the elephant. I don't wish
to start a bigger circus than I have on hand already."

"But would it be quite right to our hostess?" expostulated her niece.

"If you've any conscientious scruples on the subject, you can stay and
tend the beast. I'm leaving by the first train."

"But it's your elephant."

"Of course it is, and I've a right to do what I choose with it. I mean
to leave it to Lady Melton, in payment for my board and lodging. After
the way she's treated me I don't want to owe her anything."

"Really, Mr. Allingford----" began his companion.

"Now look here," he retorted; "would you want an elephant tagging you
round on your honeymoon?"

"Well, no, I don't think I should," she replied, laughing.

"Besides," he continued, "how am I to prosecute a search for our missing
halves with a Noah's ark in tow?"

"That does put the matter in a different light," she admitted.

"You bet it does!" he replied. "As for her ladyship, she can do what she
pleases with my slight token of regard. Give it to the poor of the
parish, if she likes; I don't ask her to keep it."

"But what is to become of me?"

"Oh, you are to be sent home with the butler early to-morrow morning."

"I won't go!"

"Then join me."

"But supposing we don't find my husband to-morrow----"

"Then I'll take you down to my consulate at Christchurch for the night.
I have plenty of friends there with whom you can stay."

"That settles it," she replied.

So it was that they stole away from the Court in the grey dawn of the
next morning, footed it to Salisbury, recovered their baggage, and
boarded the early train for Southampton. As it moved out of the station
they passed a long line of box cars on a siding, from one of which the
angry scream of an elephant resounded.

"Just in time," said the Consul with a sigh of relief. "I wish her
ladyship joy of my little remembrance."




CHAPTER VI

IN WHICH MR. SCARSDALE CHANGES HIS NAME

Mr. Scarsdale entered Mrs. Allingford's compartment with so great an
impetus, when he swung himself into her carriage at Basingstoke, that he
completely lost his balance, and shot past her on all fours, to land in
a heap on the floor. A second later the guard banged the door, and the
train was off.

"What does this mean?" exclaimed the Consul's wife, "and where is my
husband?"

"Excuse me," gasped Scarsdale, picking himself up from the floor, "but I
couldn't leave you."

"So it appears," she replied coldly. "But you have not answered my
question, and----" as the train began to move rapidly, "it is not
possible that we are getting under way!"

"Yes," he said gloomily, "we are off to Southampton."

"Answer me instantly: where is my husband?" she demanded.

"Gone to Exeter, I suppose, with my wife."

"What do you mean?"

"That he was carried off in the first division of the train, which left
five minutes ago."

"But I thought we stopped ten minutes."

"So _you_ did; _we_ stopped only five. When I left you just now, I saw
that the forward half of this train had disappeared, and the guard told
me it had gone to Exeter, and that this portion was just leaving for
Southampton. I thought it better to stay with you than to let you go by
yourself; so as the carriage was moving, and it was impossible to get
you out, I jumped in."

"Thank you," she said simply; and for a moment there was silence between
them while the train rattled over the points, and, reaching the
outskirts of the town, began to increase its speed. The little
Englishwoman did not, however, emulate her fair American partner in
distress, who was at this moment indulging in hysterics in the other
train; she had been too well trained to betray her feelings before a man
whom she knew but slightly, even over the loss of a husband; so, after
remaining quiet for a little, she controlled herself sufficiently to
say, very calmly:

"I do not see that we can either of us blame ourselves for what has
happened; we must try and make the best of it, and rejoin your wife and
my husband as soon as possible."

Plucky little woman! thought Scarsdale to himself; to Mrs. Allingford he
said:

"I am glad you see things in so sensible a light. You must let me help
you in every way that is in my power."

"You say our first stop is Southampton?" she asked.

"Yes, we reach there in less than an hour. They slip some carriages at
Winchester, but the train doesn't stop," he replied.

"Then I think we should alight at Southampton," she said, "and return
at once to Basingstoke."

"That would certainly be our best course. When you lose a man in a
crowd, it is much better to wait at the point where you lost him till he
finds you than to hunt for him yourself, as you will both miss each
other."

"Then you propose to let them find us."

"That is my idea. Of course I'll telegraph to the station-master at
Basingstoke that we will return there, so that if they wire for
information concerning us he can give it them."

"Where do you think they have gone?"

"If we either of us knew our destination it would be far easier," he
said, laughing. "I hope this will be a lesson to my wife."

"But surely the train must stop before it reaches Exeter."

"Undoubtedly; but as I have no time-table, I can't say where. Perhaps
your husband has one in his overcoat. If you will permit me," and he
proceeded to examine the garment in question.

No time-table was forthcoming, however, and they were forced to resign
themselves to waiting till they reached Southampton.

Mrs. Allingford bore up bravely, and even tried to make conversation;
but it proved to be a dreary ride, and when they drew up at their
destination they were both exceedingly thankful.

"Is there a train back to Basingstoke soon?" asked Scarsdale of the
first railway porter he saw.

"Yes, sir, over there on the left. Express leaves in three or four
minutes," replied that individual, as he hurried away with somebody
else's baggage.

"I'll take you over," said Scarsdale.

"No," replied his companion, "I can find it. You attend to the telegram
and my luggage."

He dashed off accordingly, and when he returned they both entered the
train on the left.

"I've sent the telegram," he said, "and I have also discovered your
destination."

"How?" she inquired.

"By the labels on the luggage. It was marked for Bournemouth, and a
jolly hard time I had to induce them to take it out of the van and send
it back with us."

"It seems to me," she said after a little, "that we've been waiting here
more than four minutes. I trust we are not in the wrong train. One has
just gone out."

"Hi! guard!" called Scarsdale from the window. "Is this the express for
Basingstoke?"

"No, sir," replied the official. "It was the train beyond you, which has
just left. Sorry if you've made a mistake, sir."

"Confound it, yes!" cried Scarsdale. "Where does this train go?"

"Stopping train for Winchester."

"Can we go on to Basingstoke?"

"Not by this train, sir."

"But from Winchester?"

"There is sure to be a train this evening, sir."

"It has been a chapter of accidents," he said, explaining it to Mrs.
Allingford, "but we had better go to Winchester, I think; it is on the
way anyhow."

"Yes," she assented, "and then get on to Basingstoke as fast as we can,
and not be discouraged."

"Quite right," he replied, and entered into a description of Southampton
docks and the varied cargoes that were received there, in the hope of
distracting her mind.

"Oh, look!" she cried, as, once more started on their travels, they came
in sight of the shipping, "see what they are loading on that truck! I do
believe it is an elephant!"

After what seemed an interminable journey, they at length arrived at
Winchester, and as soon as Scarsdale had seen Mrs. Allingford
established in the ladies' waiting-room, he hastened to ascertain their
chances of getting to Basingstoke that night. On his return he wore a
very long face, which his companion was not slow to interpret.

"Are there no trains?" she exclaimed, in evident dismay.

"There is one," he replied, "but we should not reach our destination
till very late, almost midnight in fact, and we cannot tell that we
should find your husband even then. I think our best course would be to
remain here."

"Oh, but that is impossible."

"No, there is a very fair hotel."

"I didn't mean that. But can't you see the position in which I am
placed?"

He did see, and he knew that what he proposed seemed to her almost an
impossibility; but as they were now situated he considered that
circumstances altered cases.

"I am sure, Mrs. Allingford," he said, "that your good sense, which has
carried you through so much this afternoon, will show you the necessity
of acting as I have suggested. You must not forget that you are now a
married woman, and can do things which before were not permissible."

"Still," she contended, "to go to a public hotel with a gentleman who is
a comparative stranger, and pass the night there, seems to me not the
thing at all; and if we were recognised by anybody----" She paused,
hardly knowing how to complete her sentence.

"Then go alone. There are other hotels; I will put up somewhere else,"
he replied.

"No, no, I couldn't be left alone; I've never been alone before in my
life. That would be worse than all else. You see, if you were only
related to me it would be so different."

"I am quite willing to pass myself off as any relation you please, for
the sake of appearances."

"But that would be deceitful."

"I think the exigencies of the case will excuse that; besides, it is my
own affair, not yours. Will you have me as a brother for one night
only?" he asked, laughing.

"But I have no brother," she replied.

"Then as your husband's brother," he suggested; "that would be better
still, as he is an American and not known here."

"Do you really think it best?"

"To save you annoyance, I think it is a pardonable deception. What is
his name?"

"Richard. But I don't know much about him."

"Then we will consider that that is settled," he said cheerfully, and,
without giving her time to argue the matter, summoned a fly, which
presently deposited them bag and baggage at the hotel door. To make
assurance doubly sure, he hastened to sign their names in the visitors'
book:

"Mrs. Robert Allingford, Christchurch, England.

"Mr. Richard Allingford, U.S.A."

"Can you give my sister and me good rooms for to-night?" he asked the
landlady.

"Yes, sir, two nice rooms just opposite each other."

He said that that would do very well, and they were soon installed.

Once in her apartment, Mrs. Allingford indulged in a good cry, while
Scarsdale strolled out before dinner to have a smoke and think it over.
He did not see much further use in telegraphing just at that moment.
Later it would, perhaps, be well to send a message to Basingstoke,
saying that they were detained at Winchester and would come on next
morning; for he had quickly learned that Mrs. Scarsdale and Mr.
Allingford would be able to leave the train at Salisbury, and justly
surmised that they had done so.

Presently, having finished his cigar, he returned to the hotel to find
Mrs. Allingford ready for dinner, and much refreshed by her tears and
subsequent ablutions. They neither of them ate much, and after the fish
they gave up any attempt to make conversation as worse than useless, and
finished the repast in silence.

"I'm afraid," she said, as she folded her napkin, "that you've found me
very poor company."

"I'm nothing to boast of myself," he replied.

"I hope they are not as miserable as we are," she added, as they rose to
leave the table. "I haven't been able to eat a thing."

Scarsdale did not reply; he had a gloomy suspicion that his wife was
making a very good meal somewhere. Not that he doubted her love; but he
did not believe her devotion included loss of appetite.

"Don't you think they are miserable?" she queried, uneasy at his
silence.

"Not so miserable as we are," he said. "They are both Americans, you
see, and Americans don't take things seriously as a rule."

"What do you suppose they are doing?" was her next question.

"Seated swinging their feet over the edge of Salisbury platform,
finishing my five-pound box of American candy," he said.

She tried to be amused, and even forced a little laugh; but it was a
dismal failure, and, realising it, she at once excused herself and
retired to her room for the night, leaving Scarsdale to pass the evening
as best he could. He approved of her circumspection, but it was beastly
dull, and, as he sat smoking in the winter garden which the hotel
boasted, he felt that he should soon become insufferably bored.

He presently, therefore, overcame his natural reserve sufficiently to
respond to the advances of the only person in the room who seemed
inclined to be sociable. The stranger was a florid, shaggy-bearded man
of a distinctively American type, a person Scarsdale would naturally
have avoided under ordinary circumstances; but to-night he felt the need
of human society, no matter whose, and in a few moments they had drifted
into conversation. At first the subjects under discussion were harmless
enough, relating mainly to Winchester and neighbouring points of
interest, concerning which Scarsdale was forced to confess himself
ignorant, as it was his first visit to the place. Before long, however,
they began to touch on more dangerous ground, and he saw that, even with
a casual acquaintance of this sort, he must be guarded if he was to
remain consistent in his role of brother to the deserted bride.

"Were you ever in America?" was the first question which startled him.

He replied in the affirmative, as he could honestly do, having been
taken by his father to Canada when but a lad. But the stranger was not
satisfied, and began, after the manner of his nation, a series of
leading questions, which kept Scarsdale busy in trying to assimilate
with some regard to truth the character he had chosen. It was at this
moment that a waiter came to him and asked in a perfectly audible voice
if he was Mr. Richard Allingford. Scarsdale was forced to admit the
fact, and to reply to a message sent, as the waiter took unnecessary
pains to explain, "By your sister, sir."

"Excuse me," interjected his companion, "but may I ask if your sister's
name is Mrs. Robert Allingford?"

The Englishman would have given worlds to deny the fact, but in the
presence of the waiter, who still lingered, and in the face of the
evidence in the visitors' book, only one course was open to him, and he
replied reluctantly in the affirmative.

"Wife of the United States Consul at Christchurch?"

"Yes," said Scarsdale.

Now he could once more tell the truth, he felt happier; but he had a
premonition that all was not well, and heartily wished he had never
encouraged this American, who might know more than was convenient.

"Why, Dick!" said that personage, leaning across the little table that
separated them, and grasping both his hands--"Why, Dick! Don't you know
me?"

If a thunderbolt had shattered the floor at the Englishman's feet he
could not have been more dumfounded. The one seemingly impossible thing
had come to pass. In all this great world, with every chance against it,
fate had ordained that the little provincial city in which he had
planned to play, for one night only, another man's part, should also
contain one of that man's friends, and they two had met. He was so
staggered, as the possibilities contingent on this mischance crowded
through his brain, that he could only stammer out:

"You have the advantage of me."

"Well, I don't much wonder," continued his new-found friend. "If I have
changed as much in fifteen years as you have, it isn't strange you
didn't recognise me. Lord! I'd never have known you if you hadn't told
me who you were."

"You must do me as great a favour," said Scarsdale, regaining a little
of his self-composure. If so long a time had elapsed since their last
meeting, he felt that things were not so bad after all, and that he
could reasonably hope to bluff it out.

"Well," said the other, "the boys used to call me Faro Charlie; now you
remember."

The Englishman tried to look as if he did, and the American proceeded to
further elucidate matters by saying:

"Why, surely you ain't forgotten me as was your pal out to Red Dog, the
time you was prospecting for copper and struck gold?"

"No, no," said Scarsdale. "Of course I remember you now." He couldn't be
supposed to have forgotten such an event, he felt; but the whole affair
was most unfortunate.

"I guess you've settled down and become pious, from the looks of you,"
continued Faro Charlie; "but you'll have a drink for old times' sake
just the same."

"No, thanks, you must excuse me," he replied, feeling that he must drop
this unwelcome friend as soon as possible. But the friend had no
intention of being dropped, and contented himself by saying:

"Rats!" and ordering two whiskies.

"Why, I've known the day," he continued, "when Slippery Dick--we used to
call you Slippery Dick, you remember, 'cause you could cheat worse at
poker than any man in the camp." Scarsdale writhed. "Well, as I was
saying, you'd have shot a man then who refused to drink with you."

The Englishman sat aghast. Little had he thought he was impersonating a
card-sharper and a wholesale murderer. The whisky came and he drank it,
feeling that he needed a bracer.

"Now," said Faro Charlie, "I want to hear all about what you've been
doing, first and last. Tending copper-mines, I heered, out to Michigan."

This, the Englishman felt, was going too far. It was bad enough to have
to impersonate such a fellow as "Slippery Dick," but to endow him with a
fictitious history that was at all comparable with Faro Charlie's
account of his earlier years required too great an effort of
imagination. And the fact that a quiet little man, who was sitting near
by, edged up his chair and seemed deeply interested in the conversation,
did not tend to put him more at his ease. No wonder, he thought, the
Consul did not talk much about his brother. He therefore hastened to
change the subject.

"Have you seen much of the Indians lately?" he ventured; it seemed such
a safe topic.

"Thinking of that little squaw you was so chummy with down to Injun
Reservation?" queried his friend, punching him jovially in the ribs.
"You knew, didn't you, that they'd had her up for horse-stealing to
Fort Smith? Reckon as they'd a hung her if she hadn't been a woman. She
was a limb! Guess you had your hands full when you tackled her."

Scarsdale decided his choice of a subject had not been fortunate, and
begged Faro Charlie to have some more whisky.

"Sure," replied that individual. "Drink with you all night."

"I'm afraid you can't do that," replied Scarsdale, hastening to rid
himself of his unwelcome friend. "I have some important business to
attend to this evening."

"I wish you weren't in such a rush. Come back and we'll paint the town,
eh?"

Scarsdale thought it extremely unlikely, and shaking hands fled to the
street with a sigh of relief; for he had had a very bad quarter of an
hour. What cursed luck that he should have run across this American
horror! He must avoid him at all costs to-morrow morning.

In his hurry he had not noticed that the quiet little man had left the
winter garden with him. His one thought was to get away. He determined
to send that telegram to Basingstoke at once, and go to bed before any
one else recognised him: one of Slippery Dick's friends was enough.

But unkind fate had not yet done with him, and a new and more terrible
surprise was in store for the unfortunate bridegroom. He had scarcely
gone a dozen yards from the hotel entrance, when a voice said just
beside him:

"Excuse me, Mr. Richard Allingford, but may I have a few words with
you?"

Scarsdale turned, and finding himself face to face with the quiet little
man, who had seemed so interested in his conversation of a few moments
ago, said:

"I seem to be in great demand to-night. Why do you wish to see me? I
don't know you."

"No," said the man who stood beside him. "No, you do not know me, Mr.
Richard Allingford; but you will."

He was a quiet, unpretending little man; but there was something about
his dress and bearing, and the snap with which he shut his jaw at the
end of a sentence, an air of decision, in short, which caused the
Englishman to feel that he would do well to conciliate this stranger,
whoever he might be, so he said shortly:

"What do you want with me? Speak quickly; I'm in a hurry."

"I couldn't help overhearing some of your conversation just now at the
hotel, and so I took the liberty of following you to ask you a
question."

"Yes?" said Scarsdale interrogatively.

"If I mistake not you are the brother of the United States Consul at
Christchurch, and came over to his wedding."

"Yes," he admitted; for he did not see how he could well deny to one man
what he had just confessed to another.

"You have been in England about ten days, I think?"

"As long as that, certainly."

"May I ask what ship you came on?"

"By what right do you ask me these questions?"

"You will see presently."

"But suppose I refuse to answer them?"

The unknown shrugged his shoulders, and said quietly:

"Now wasn't it the _Paris_?"

"Yes," said Scarsdale, who remembered with joy having seen that fact
chronicled in a London paper.

"I suppose you have never been in Winchester before?"

"Never in my life."

"Not last week?"

"Look here!" said Scarsdale angrily, "what the devil are you driving
at?"

"It is a pity you should have such a good memory for past and not for
recent events," said the quiet little man, "a great pity."

"I tell you I have never been here!"

"Didn't dine at the Lion's Head last Wednesday, for instance?"

"No, I did not, and I've had enough of this insolence!"

"So have I," said the little man, blowing a little whistle. "So have I,
and therefore I arrest you, Richard Allingford, in the Queen's name."




CHAPTER VII

IN WHICH MR. SCARSDALE REAPS ANOTHER'S WHIRLWIND

Scarsdale was absolutely staggered by the word "arrest." Arrest! What
nonsense! Who was this man who talked of arresting _him_, Harold
Scarsdale, peaceably engaged in trying to find his wife and proceed on
his honeymoon? The first sensations of surprise and incredulity were
quickly followed, however, by a realisation of the horrible situation in
which his own stupidity had placed him. In the eyes of the law he was
not Harold Scarsdale, but Richard Allingford, and he shuddered to think
with what crime he might be charged; for, from what he had learned in
the last half-hour, he could not doubt that he was posing as one of the
most abandoned characters that had ever visited the town of Winchester.

A person who consorted with horse-thieves, cheated at cards, and thought
nothing of shooting friends who were not thirsty, would surely be
satisfied with no ordinary crime. Of what was he accused? He hardly
dared to ask. And how was he to get out of this dreadful dilemma? His
reflections, however, were cut short by the arrival of a burly
policeman, in answer to his captor's whistle. The little man at once
addressed the newcomer, quite ignoring Scarsdale.

"Here's your man Allingford; not a doubt of it," he said.

"Got your warrant?" inquired the policeman, laying a detaining hand on
the prisoner's shoulder.

"Here it is," replied the first speaker, producing a paper, which the
officer glanced at and returned, saying at the same time to Scarsdale:

"Now, then, come along o' me, and don't make no resistance if you knows
what's good for you."

"I do not intend to offer any resistance," replied that gentleman, and
turning to the little man he asked: "By what right do you arrest me, and
on what charge?"

"I'm Private Detective Smithers," replied his captor, "and this," again
producing the paper he had already shown to the policeman, "is my
warrant. You know the charge well enough."

"I'm entirely ignorant of it!" cried Scarsdale hotly.

"Of course," said the detective. "They always are," and he winked at the
officer.

"I tell you I don't know anything about it!" reiterated the unfortunate
bridegroom.

"I must caution you," remarked the policeman, "that anything you says
may be used against you as evidence."

"I demand to know why I am arrested. I have a right to do so."

"Tell him, Bill," said the detective, "and stop his row."

The officer, thus admonished, nodded his head, and replied shortly:

"Two charges: 'sault and battery on the landlord of the Lion's Head, and
disturbing the peace on last Wednesday night."

"I deny the charge!" cried Scarsdale.

"Of course you do," replied the policeman; "I suppose you would. Now
you've had your say, are you coming along peaceable, or are you not?"

"Certainly I am," replied the prisoner, and they started up the street,
followed by a small crowd, which had already collected.

"I must warn you," continued Scarsdale, when they were fairly under way,
"that you are making a mistake. I am not the man you take me for."

"I suppose you'll deny your name is Richard Allingford next," said the
detective, laughing.

"I do deny it."

"Well I'm blessed!" remarked his captor.

The policeman simply said: "Come on, that's too thin!" and jerked him
roughly by the arm.

Scarsdale quickened his pace, saying angrily:

"If you'd only give a man a chance to explain!"

"You'll have chance enough, when you come up to-morrow, to explain to
the court," replied the officer, "and a pretty bill of damages into the
bargain."

"Oh, if it's only a fine," remarked the prisoner, feeling much relieved,
"I'll pay it and welcome, rather than have a row."

"Maybe you won't have the option," replied one of his captors; while the
other added cheerfully: "What you needs is thirty days, and I 'opes
you'll get it."

At the police court Scarsdale did not help his case by insisting on
giving his right name, and denying all knowledge of the charge. His
statements were entered against him, he was relieved of his watch,
purse, and jewellery, and introduced to the cold comforts of the
lock-up.

On being asked if he wished to communicate with any one, he replied that
the next morning would be quite time enough; for he knew that Mrs.
Allingford could give him little help in his present predicament, and
he did not wish to disturb her night's rest to no purpose.

It can be well imagined that the accommodations of an English provincial
prison are not luxurious; but the room was clean, and fortune favoured
him in that he had only two companions, both of whom were stupid drunk,
and went to sleep very peaceably on the floor.

Scarsdale improvised a bed on a settee, and, using his coat as a pillow,
passed a fairly comfortable night. Luckily he was of a somewhat
phlegmatic temperament, and withal very tired after the day's exertions;
so, in spite of the misfortunes which were crowding about him, he was
able to resign himself to the inevitable, and eventually to drop off to
sleep.

Early next morning, however, he arranged to have a note delivered to
Mrs. Allingford at the hotel, in which he informed that lady of his
unfortunate predicament, begging her not to distress herself on his
account; and assuring her that in all probability it was merely a
matter of a trifling fine, and that he should be at liberty to rejoin
her within a few hours.

He felt very little of what he wrote; but as long as there was a chance
of things coming out right, he wished to spare her all possible worry.

His ready money procured him a better breakfast than he could have hoped
for, and by nine o'clock, when the court opened, he was refreshed and
ready for whatever might befall. His two companions in misfortune
preceded him for trial, but their cases were soon disposed of, and
Harold Scarsdale, _alias_ Richard Allingford, was put into the dock.

The court-room consisted of a plainly furnished apartment, containing a
raised platform at one end, on which were placed the desk and armchair
of the police magistrate, while in front were several rows of benches
for the accommodation of the public: but as the cases were of no general
interest, Scarsdale was relieved to see that the attendance was meagre.
Mrs. Allingford was present, however, looking very white and distressed,
but managing to muster up a smile to greet him as he entered.

The proceedings were short and to the point. The police constable, on
being called and given the oath, kissed the book and deposed that at
about a quarter to nine on the previous evening, while on his accustomed
beat, he had been summoned by Private Detective Smithers to aid in
arresting the prisoner, who had professed ignorance of the charge, the
truth of which he afterwards denied, and who persisted in asserting that
he was not Richard Allingford.

Private Detective Smithers now took the stand and stated the case from
his point of view; which was, in short, that the conversation he had
overheard at the hotel between the prisoner and another person here
present, and the statement which the prisoner made to him personally,
proved that he was without doubt the Richard Allingford mentioned in the
indictment. In conclusion he begged that the person styling himself Faro
Charlie should be summoned to corroborate his testimony. Faro Charlie
was accordingly called and placed in the dock, and after the usual
preliminaries the magistrate examined him as follows:

"What is your name?"

"Faro Charlie."

"Any other name?"

"Smith."

"Very well, Charles Smith; are you a citizen of the United States?"

"I be."

"Of what occupation?"

"Miner."

"Do you recognise the prisoner as the person whom you met at the George
last evening?"

"I do."

"Can you swear that he is Richard Allingford?"

"No."

Scarsdale's heart leaped at that "no"; salvation was at hand after all.

The magistrate continued:

"Do you believe this person to be Richard Allingford?"

"Yes, on the whole I think I do." The prisoner's heart sank. "But,"
continued the witness, "I can't be sure. Fifteen years is a long time. I
wouldn't have known him if he hadn't owned up to his name. He might be
playing me for a sucker."

"In other words, you think the prisoner to be Richard Allingford, but
are unwilling to swear to his identity?"

"That's the stuff," replied Faro Charlie. "I swored as a man was my
uncle, three years ago at 'Frisco, and he put a bullet into me next day,
'cause I lost him the case. After which I ain't swearing against a pal,"
and he left the stand.

The case now proceeded, and the detective related how on Wednesday, the
16th of October, the prisoner, Richard Allingford, in company with other
lawless characters, had dined at the Lion's Head, and, during a dispute
with the landlord concerning the quality of the wine, had thrown that
personage out of his own second-storey window; telling his wife, who
protested against such actions, to put her husband in the bill, which
they left without settling. Then they proceeded to paint the town of
Winchester a lurid crimson, breaking windows, beating a policeman who
interfered, and raiding a night coffee-stall in the process.

This recital of wrong and outrage being finished, the magistrate
addressed the prisoner as follows:

"What is your name?"

"Harold Stanley Malcolm St. Hubart Scarsdale."

Some one in the audience murmured, "O Lor'!"

"You refuse to admit that your name is Richard Allingford?" continued
the justice.

"I have just given you my name."

"Are you an American?"

"No, I am an Englishman."

"Where do you live?"

"'The Towers,' Sussex."

The audience again voiced its sentiments; this time to the effect that
the prisoner was "a 'owling swell"; but order was restored and the case
once more proceeded.

"What is your profession?"

"I am a clerk in the War Office."

"Does not that interfere with the management of your estate?" asked his
interlocutor, to whom the last two statements savoured of contradiction.

"I have just succeeded to the estate, through the death of an elder
brother."

"Ah, I see. Now in regard to last evening. Do you admit meeting at the
George the person who calls himself Charles Smith?"

"Yes."

"Did not you represent yourself to him as being Richard Allingford?"

"Yes."

This reply caused a sensation in the court.

"I suppose," said the magistrate, "that you realise that this is a
serious admission."

"It is the truth."

"Perhaps you can explain it to the satisfaction of the court."

"I assumed the name," said Scarsdale with an effort, "to screen from
possible annoyance a lady who was under my protection. With the
permission of the court, however, I should prefer not to go into this
matter further, as it has no direct bearing on the charge. My action was
foolish, and I have been punished for it."

"You certainly chose an unfortunate alias," commented the magistrate
drily, and, much to the prisoner's relief, turned to another phase of
the case.

"What are you doing in Winchester?"

"I am on my honeymoon. I was married yesterday."

A titter of laughter ran round the court-room; but the magistrate
frowned, and continued:

"I suppose that is the reason why you registered under an assumed name,
and are travelling with somebody else's wife?"

There was more laughter, for the justice had a local reputation as a
wit. Scarsdale boiled inwardly, but held his peace; while his judge, who
seemed to feel that he had strayed a little from the subject in hand,
after a moment's silence asked shortly:

"Do you plead guilty or not guilty to these charges?"

"Not guilty!"

"Do you wish this matter settled here or in a superior court?"

"I desire that it be settled here, provided I am given an opportunity to
prove my identity."

"You will be given every reasonable opportunity. What do you wish?"

"I wish to ask first by whom these charges are preferred."

"The charge of assault and battery has been brought by the landlord of
the Lion's Head."

"I infer that the landlord served Richard Allingford in person on the
night in question, and would be likely to know him if he saw him."

The magistrate conferred with the detective, and replied that such was
the case.

"If the question is not out of order," resumed the prisoner, "may I ask
if the landlord of the Lion's Head is a reputable witness, and one whose
testimony might be relied on?"

"I think you may trust yourself in his hands," replied the justice, who
had seen all along whither the case was tending.

"Then," said Scarsdale, "I shall be satisfied to rest my case on his
identification."

"That is quite a proper request," replied the magistrate. "Is the
landlord of the Lion's Head present?"

At this a dapper little man jumped up in the audience, and explained
that he was the landlord's physician, and that his patient, though
convalescent, was still disabled by his injuries and unable to attend
court.

On inquiry being made as to when he could put in an appearance, the
physician replied that he thought the landlord could come the next day.

The magistrate therefore consulted for a moment with the detective, and
then said to the prisoner:

"Your case is remanded for trial until to-morrow."

Scarsdale held up his hand in token that he wished to speak.

"Well," said the magistrate, "what else?"

"If I can, by the time this court meets to-morrow, produce reputable
witnesses from London to prove my identity," asked the prisoner, "will
their evidence be admitted?"

"If they can identify themselves as such to the satisfaction of the
court, yes."

The magistrate thereupon dismissed the case, and Scarsdale was removed
from the court-room.

He felt he had come off singularly well, and, except for the annoyance
and delay would have little further trouble. What he most desired was an
interview with Mrs. Allingford; but what with a change in his quarters,
owing to the deferment of the trial, and the difficulty of getting word
to her, it was the middle of the afternoon before this was accomplished.

The unfortunate little woman seemed completely broken down by this fresh
disaster, and it was some time before she could control herself
sufficiently to talk calmly with him.

"I shall never, never forgive myself," she sobbed. "It is all my fault
that you have incurred this disgrace. I can never look your wife in the
face again."

"Nonsense!" he said, trying to cheer her up. "There is no disgrace in
being arrested for what somebody else has done; and as for its being
your fault, why, it was I who proposed to pass myself off as your
husband's brother."

"But I allowed it, only I did not know anything about my brother-in-law,
except that he existed; his being in England is a complete surprise to
me." A remark which caused Scarsdale to be thankful that he had said
nothing to her about that scene at the club when the Consul heard of
Dick's arrival. "He must be very wicked. I'm so sorry. But we won't talk
about him now; we will talk about you. What can I do to retrieve
myself?" she continued.

"Let us consider your own affairs first," he replied. "I wasn't able to
send a telegram to Basingstoke last night; I was arrested on my way to
the office."

"I sent one, though, this morning, right after the trial."

"I didn't know that you knew where to go," he said.

"I didn't," she returned; "but that queer American person, who wouldn't
swear to your identity, sent it for me. He is very odd, but I'm sure he
has a good heart. He was so distressed over the whole affair, and
offered to be of any assistance he could."

"Oh!" said Scarsdale. He was not pre-possessed in Faro Charlie's favour.

"So I think," she went on, "that if they are at Basingstoke, they will
be here in a few hours. I told them all about your arrest and where I
was staying."

"So far so good. Allingford can identify me even to the satisfaction of
this magistrate, I think. But it is just as well to have two strings to
one's bow, so I have another plan to suggest; but first let me hear if
you have done anything else."

"No; but I think I shall telegraph to my mother. I can't spend another
night here alone."

"Why don't you wait and see if your husband does not turn up? I hate to
give our affairs more publicity than is necessary," he suggested.

"Would you prefer me to do so?"

"Yes, very much; if you don't mind."

"Then I will. I think, after my share in this unfortunate business, you
ought to have the first consideration. Now tell me your plan."

"I propose that we telegraph to your husband's best man, Jack
Carrington, asking him to come to Winchester this evening. He can
identify me, and identify himself also, for he has a brother who is an
officer in one of the regiments stationed here."

"Just the thing!" she cried. "I'll send it at once."

"No," replied Scarsdale. "You write it and I'll send it." He did not
wish any more of his plans to be revealed to Faro Charlie.




CHAPTER VIII

IN WHICH A SERIOUS CHARGE IS LAID AT THE CONSUL'S DOOR

Jack Carrington, Esquire, Gentleman, sat in his snug little
sitting-room, in one of the side streets of Mayfair, shortly before
seven in the evening, feeling uncommonly blue. He was, without doubt, in
a most unfortunate position. Born and bred a gentleman; educated to do
nothing, yet debarred by lack of family influence from the two
professions he might properly have entered, the army and the diplomatic
corps; with not quite enough money to support his position as a
bachelor, and no hopes of ever having any more, the outlook,
matrimonially at least, was anything but encouraging, and there was a
lady--with whose existence this narrative has no concern--who, had
fortune smiled, might now be Mrs. Carrington: a possibility which had
brought our quondam best man almost to the point of determining,
according to those false standards which are happily fast passing away
from English society, to be no longer a _gentleman_, but to go into
trade.

Such, then, was his condition when the door-bell rang, and a moment
later a card was brought to him bearing the name of Lady Scarsdale. He
looked at it, scarcely believing his eyes. How came it that she should
call on him at an hour so strikingly unconventional? It was therefore
with no little bewilderment that he gave orders to have her shown in.

When her ladyship, whom he had never seen before, entered his parlour,
he found himself face to face with a strikingly handsome woman of middle
age, dressed in semi-mourning. She accepted his outstretched hand, held
it a second, and, taking the seat he offered, said, with just a glance
in the direction of a demure little woman who followed her into the
room:

"Miss Wilkins."

Carrington bowed, and Miss Wilkins, maid or attendant, whichever she
might be, retired to the remote end of the room, and promptly immersed
herself in the only volume within reach, a French novel which Jack felt
sure she had never seen before, and would not be likely to peruse to any
great extent.

"You will naturally be surprised at my presence here this evening," said
Lady Scarsdale.

Her host bowed and smiled, to show that pleasure and gratification were
mingled; indeed, until she further declared her position he hardly knew
how he ought to feel.

Her ladyship continued:

"My object in coming is unusual; it is, in short, to request your aid
and assistance in a very extraordinary and delicate matter."

Jack bowed again, and his visitor proceeded:

"You will excuse me if I seem agitated"--she certainly did seem very
much so, if red eyes and a quivering lip meant anything--"but I have
scarcely recovered from the shock occasioned by the arrival of a
telegram received this morning from a Mr. Allingford, at whose marriage,
I think, you assisted."

"I was his best man."

"So I understand."

"Nothing wrong, I hope?"

"That you shall hear. Do you know my son, Mr. Scarsdale?"

"Only slightly."

"You may be aware that he was married yesterday." Jack nodded, and she
continued: "To a Miss Vernon, an American. You know her, I believe?"

"Quite well," replied her host. "She is a most charming woman."

"Now this Mr. Allingford telegraphs me," resumed his visitor, "from my
aunt Lady Melton's country seat, Melton Court, that he is staying there
with my son's wife, who was Miss Vernon."

"Staying there with Allingford! At Melton Court!" gasped Jack, to whom
this seemed the most improbable combination of circumstances. "But
where is her husband?"

"I regret to say," replied her ladyship, "that, as a result of the two
couples meeting each other at Basingstoke, they in some way became
separated and carried off in different trains; so that my
daughter-in-law and Mr. Allingford are now at my aunt's country place,
near Salisbury, while my son and Mrs. Allingford have gone off together
somewhere on the South Coast, and no trace can be found of them."

"But how did it happen?"

"The whole affair seems to have been the result of some deplorable
blunder or accident; but in any event it is most distressing, and I came
up at once to London, thinking you might be able to help me. But I see
from your surprise that you have heard nothing from either party."

"Not a word. But I am quite at your service."

"Thanks. You may not know that, actuated by a spirit which I cannot
admire, my son's wife and your friend each insisted on arranging the
details of their wedding trips, and keeping the matter a profound
secret, so that neither Mrs. Allingford nor my son knew their
destination."

"Yes, I have heard something of it; but I infer that you have not
honoured me by this visit without the hope that I may be able to aid
you. Pray tell me how I can be of service."

My chief desire in calling on you, Mr. Carrington, was to learn if you
had had any news of my son or his wife; but, of course, on my journey to
town I have been thinking of various expedients, and though I hesitate
to ask so great a favour from one I hardly know, you could, I think, be
of great assistance to me.

"With pleasure. Do you wish me to telegraph to Allingford, or go in
search of your son?"

"Neither. But I should be very grateful to you if you would go for me to
Melton Court; I have not myself sufficient strength for the journey
to-night; it is already late and I have no one to send. But I feel that
my daughter-in-law is in an anomalous and probably unpleasant position;
so, as I knew you to be a friend of both parties, I thought that perhaps
you would be good enough to represent me, and see what could be done
towards the solution of this unfortunate problem. My son's best man left
for the Continent immediately after the ceremony, or I would have gone
to him instead."

"There is nothing I should like better than to serve you," replied Jack,
"but, to speak frankly, I have not the honour of knowing Lady Melton."

"If you will permit me to use your desk, I will give you a line of
introduction."

Carrington bowed his consent.

"Now," she said, giving him the note, "when can you leave?"

"At once," he replied, "by the first train."

"You will, of course, act as you think best," she continued. "I am
staying at the Berkeley for to-night, and if Mabel's husband has not
rejoined her before you arrive, you had better bring her to me there
to-morrow. As you are going on my behalf you must, of course, let me
bear all expenses of the trip."

On this ground her ladyship was firm in spite of Carrington's
protestations, and they finally parted, with many expressions of
gratitude, on a mutual and highly satisfactory understanding.

As Jack employed a valet only on state occasions, he was, after a
hurried dinner, deep in his preparations for immediate departure, when,
about half-past eight, Mrs. Allingford's telegram from Winchester
arrived, which it is hardly necessary to say startled him considerably.
The news that Scarsdale was under arrest for the crime of another
person, and the fact that it lay in his power to free him, seemed to
prove without doubt that his first duty was to go to Winchester; but he
had promised Lady Scarsdale to go to Melton Court, and it was impossible
to do both that night. He was uncertain how to act, and what his
ultimate decision would have been it is difficult to say, had not an
outside influence decided matters for him. Another caller was announced.

"I'm not at home. Can't see anybody," said Carrington.

"That's not true, young man, and you've got to see me," replied a voice,
and, as the door opened, to his astonishment Aunt Eliza advanced into
the middle of the room, which was littered with his toilet articles.

"Why, Miss Cogbill!" he exclaimed, rising to greet her, "I thought you
were in Paris."

"So I should be if I hadn't been stopped at Calais by a telegram from
that good-for-nothing Consul of yours."

"Allingford. Then you know where they are?"

"Yes, and of all the fools----!"

"I've also heard from Scarsdale and Mrs. Allingford."

"You have! Where are they?"

"Winchester."

"Winchester! What are they doing there?"

"He's been arrested."

"Arrested!"

"Yes. Sit down and I'll tell you about it." Which he proceeded to do,
and also about Lady Scarsdale's visit.

"Just so," commented Aunt Eliza when he had finished. "Now what do you
propose doing next?"

"I suppose the proper thing would be to put the two couples in
communication with each other," suggested Jack.

"Well, I'm not so sure," she said. "You and I are the only ones who know
all the facts, and we must not act in a hurry. Now there's Allingford
and Mabel down at Melton Court. They'll keep till to-morrow, I guess. It
would just spoil her night's rest to know that her husband was in jail
at Winchester, and send her over to him by the first train to-morrow
morning, like as not, to weep on his neck and complicate the course of
justice. Anyway, I don't think the two couples had better meet till we
are present to soothe their ruffled feelings; for, after the mess that
the Consul's brother has got them into, I dare say that, left to
themselves, the Scarsdales and Allingfords wouldn't be real cordial to
each other. But I see you are packing up. Now where are you going?"

"I was going down to Salisbury, at Lady Scarsdale's request."

"You're needed elsewhere. You go right down to Winchester this evening,
so as you can be there when the court opens first thing to-morrow
morning, to identify my good-for-nothing nephew, liberate him, and send
him and Mrs. Allingford over to Melton Court as soon as you can. I'll be
there before you to break the news to Mabel."

"Well, you see," he said, "I've promised her ladyship."

"Never mind that; your business is to fish these young people out of
their troubles. I'll drive at once to Lady Scarsdale's hotel, and tell
her of your change of plans, and go down myself by the first train
to-morrow morning to Salisbury."

"Then," he said, closing his valise with a snap, "I shall leave at once
for Winchester."

"Good boy!" said Aunt Eliza. "It's too bad they spoiled you by making
you a gentleman; you have a first-class head for business."

"It is just what I've been thinking myself," he said ruefully.

"Have you?" cried the old lady, her face lighting up with genuine
interest. "I'm glad to hear it. You just put this matter through
successfully, and maybe it will be worth more to you than your expenses.
Now I must be off, and so must you."

"Very well. I'll put up at the George," he said, as he helped her into a
hansom.

"Right you are!" she cried, and signalled her driver to go on.

As Carrington found that he would not reach Winchester till late, he
telegraphed Mrs. Allingford that he would see her the next morning, and
that he had received news of the whereabouts of her husband and
Scarsdale's wife, who were all right and would join them on the morrow.

On his arrival he went straight to the hotel that Mrs. Allingford had
designated in her telegram, to find that that lady had retired for the
night, leaving, however, a note for him which contained full
instructions, and stated in addition that she had received his telegram,
for which she was profoundly grateful, and that he must not hesitate to
wake her if, by so doing, he could cause her to rejoin her husband one
instant sooner.

As it was by this time close upon midnight, Carrington decided to let
matters rest as they were till morning; especially as he had before he
slept to hunt up his brother at the barracks, and so insure his
attendance at court the next day. This was easily arranged; but the two
men had much to talk over, and it was nearly daybreak when Jack set out
to return to the hotel.

The shortest way back was by a cross cut through the mysterious darkness
of the cathedral close, within which he heard the voices of two men in
heated dispute, the tone of the one shrill with rage, while those of the
other proclaimed that he had been drinking.

Carrington would have passed without noticing, so intent was he on his
own affairs, had not a name which one of them pronounced arrested his
attention and caused him to stop.

"You call Robert Allingford a thief!" came the thick tones of the
intoxicated man.

"I say he stole it!" cried the shrill voice of the other.

"Call my brother a thief!" reiterated the first speaker. "He's
Consul--gentleman. Gentlemen don't steal elephants."

"I say he stole it! Right away that day! Didn't wait for me to redeem
it."

"You dare to call my brother thief!" The voice grew menacing.

"Twenty pounds he gave me--only one hundred dollars--for an elephant. I
say he's a thief----!"

Here the shrill voice died away in a gulp, and there was a sound of
blows and scuffling.

Carrington forced his way through the hedge, crying:

"Hold on! What is this about?"

At the sound of his voice the owner of elephants exclaimed: "The
bobbies!" and, disengaging himself from the other, fled down the road;
while his companion, who had started to follow him, was detained by
Jack, who recognised his captive as none other than Richard Allingford.

"What are you doing here?" he demanded.

"Oh," said Allingford, "it's Mr. Carrington. Delighted to see you, I'm
sure. Correcting that fellow. Says brother Robert stole elephant." His
arrest had somewhat sobered him.

"Of course," said Carrington, "he didn't steal the elephant."

"Where is he?"

"Your brother?"

"Yes."

"At Melton Court, near Salisbury; but you must not go there."

"Yes, I will," replied Slippery Dick, waxing pugnacious, "Take the
elephant fellow along, too--make him eat his words. Call my brother a
thief, will he?"

"You'll do nothing of the kind," said his captor. "You're wanted here by
the police."

"What!"

"Yes. For assault and battery, and disturbing the peace. They have
arrested another man, a Mr. Scarsdale, by mistake in your place."

"I don't know anything about it. Never been here before to-night,"
protested the unregenerate one.

"Well, you must come along with me and give yourself up, or----." But
Carrington never finished the sentence; for at that moment he struck the
ground very hard, and by the time he realised that Slippery Dick had
tripped him, that personage had disappeared into the darkness, thus
justifying his sobriquet.

Jack picked himself up and struggled through the hedge; but no one was
in sight, and the dull, distant sound of flying feet seemed to indicate
that the Consul's brother was seeking fresh fields and pastures new with
uncommon celerity.




CHAPTER IX

IN WHICH THE CONSUL AND MRS. SCARSDALE EMULATE THE KING OF FRANCE AND
TWENTY THOUSAND OF HIS COMPATRIOTS

Another day was dawning, a day that was destined to be most arduous,
eventful, and important in the lives of all those with whom this
narrative has to deal. Yet, at this hour in the morning, Carrington,
sitting shivering on his bedside; Lady Melton, listening in her chamber
for the departing footsteps of the faithful Bright; Aunt Eliza, drinking
an early cup of coffee in preparation for a long day's work; the Consul
and Mrs. Scarsdale, journeying to Southampton; Slippery Dick, pouncing
on the sometime owner of elephants at a way-side alehouse; Scarsdale,
pacing his prison cell; Mrs. Allingford, waiting, 'twixt hope and fear,
for news of her husband; and the elephant, shrieking in his
box-stall--these, one and all, entered regretfully upon this day
fraught with so many complications.

Carrington had decided, as he wended his way home to the hotel after his
somewhat startling encounter with the Consul's unregenerate brother,
that he was in no wise bound to report the matter to the authorities.
His mission was to extricate Mr. Scarsdale from unjust imprisonment, not
to incriminate any one else; and he foresaw that any attempt on his part
to interfere, as an avenger of justice, might entail subsequent
attendance at the local police court whenever the true culprit fell into
the hands of the law.

When Jack had thus determined on his course of action, he resigned
himself peacefully to slumber, of which he stood much in need; but no
sooner, apparently, had his head touched the pillow than he was awakened
by a knocking at his chamber door. In reply to his sleepy inquiries, he
was informed that Mrs. Allingford was up and in the ladies'
drawing-room, and would much appreciate it if she could see him as soon
as possible.

Carrington replied that he would be happy to wait on her in a few
minutes, as soon as he was dressed, in fact, and cursed himself heartily
for having been fool enough to be any one's best man. Half-past six! It
was inhuman to call him up at such a time. He had not had three hours'
sleep. He wished himself at Melton Court more than ever. There, at
least, they rose at decent hours.

As he entered the hotel drawing-room, a few minutes later, in a somewhat
calmer frame of mind, due to a bath and a cup of coffee, Mrs. Allingford
rose to meet him, took both his hands in hers, and, holding them
tightly, stood for a moment with her upturned eyes looking fixedly into
his. He would never have known her for the happy bride of two short days
ago; she seemed more like a widow, years older, and with all the joy of
her youth crushed out by trouble.

"Words cannot express what your coming means to me. It is the kindest
thing you've ever done," she said simply; but her tone and manner told
him of her gratitude and relief.

"It is very little to do," he replied, feeling, all at once, that he had
been a brute not to have seen her the night before.

"My husband! Oh, tell me about my husband!" she exclaimed, dropping all
restraint.

"What a child she was, in spite of her wedding-ring!" he thought; but he
felt very sorry for her, and answered gently:

"I blame myself for not telling you sooner. He is safe and well.'

"Thank God!" she murmured.

"And at present at Melton Court, the country place of Lady Melton, Mr.
Scarsdale's great-aunt." And then he told her such of her husband's
adventures as he knew.

"When is the first train to Salisbury?" she cried, interrupting the
recital.

"I dare say there is an early morning train," he returned; "but I should
suggest your waiting for the one at nine-thirty, as then Mr. Scarsdale
can accompany you."

"But he is in prison."

"Yes, I know; but he won't be very long."

"You are sure they will release him?"

"There's not a doubt of it. I have arranged all that."

"Now tell me more about my husband, everything you know. Poor Bob! if he
has suffered as I have, he must indeed be wretched."

Jack was morally sure that the Consul had done nothing of the kind, but
he forbore to say so. Not that he doubted for a moment that Allingford
loved his wife ardently; but he knew him to be a somewhat easy-going
personage, who, when he could not have things as he wanted them,
resigned himself to making the best of things as they were. From what he
knew of Mrs. Scarsdale, moreover, he thought it safe to conclude that
she had resigned herself to the exigencies of the case, and that both of
them looked on the whole affair as a practical joke played upon them by
Fate, of which they could clearly perceive the humorous side. He
therefore turned the conversation by recounting all he knew, even to the
minutest circumstance, of her husband's adventures; and she, in her
turn, poured into his ear her tale of woe in Winchester.

"I can't understand," he said, at the conclusion of her narrative, "why
Allingford did not receive the telegram you sent to Basingstoke
yesterday."

"As I think I told you," she replied, "that strange person, Faro
Charlie, offered to send it for me, and as I had no change I gave him a
five-pound note."

"Oh!" said Carrington, "perhaps that solves the mystery. Did your friend
bring you back the change?"

"N--o," admitted Mrs. Allingford; "that is, not yet."

"I'm afraid you will never hear from your five-pound note, and that
Allingford never received his telegram from Winchester," commented
Carrington; "but it has disposed of Faro Charlie as a witness, and
perhaps that was worth the money."

"Do you really think he meant to take it?" she asked in a shocked tone.

"I'm sure of it," he replied, "and time will prove the correctness of
my theory." And time did.

They breakfasted together, and, at Carrington's suggestion, all the
baggage was sent to the station, in order that they might have every
chance of making the train. Jack's brother joined them about half-past
eight, and the three proceeded to the court, where a few words from that
officer to the magistrate, with whom he was personally acquainted, were
sufficient to bring Scarsdale's case first on the docket.

The landlord of the Lion's Head appeared, a mass of bandages, and
groaning dolefully to excite the sympathy of the court; but he testified
without hesitation that the prisoner, though somewhat resembling Richard
Allingford, was not he; and it did not need Carrington's identification
to make Scarsdale a free man. Then there were mutual congratulations,
and a hurried drive to the station, where they just succeeded in
catching the train; and, almost before he knew it, Jack was standing
alone upon the platform, while his two friends were speeding towards
the goal of all their hopes, _via_ Southampton and Salisbury.

       *       *       *       *       *

"I suppose," said Mrs. Scarsdale to the Consul, as their train drew out
of Salisbury in the first flush of the sunrise on the morning which saw
Mr. Scarsdale's liberation from durance vile--"I suppose you realise
that you have exiled me from the home of my ancestors."

"How so?" asked the Consul.

"Why, you don't imagine that I shall ever dare to show my face at Melton
Court again. Just picture to yourself her ladyship and your elephant!
She will never forgive us, and will cut poor Harold off with a
shilling."

"That won't hurt him much, from all I've heard of her ladyship's
finances," he replied.

"I think," she resumed, "that I ought to be very angry with you; but I
can't help laughing, it is so absurd. A bull in a china-shop would be
tame compared with an elephant at Melton Court. What do you think she
will do with the beast?"

"Pasture it on the front lawn to keep away objectionable relatives,"
retorted the Consul. "But, seriously speaking, have you any definite
plan of campaign?"

"Certainly not. What do you suppose I carry you round for, if it is not
to plan campaigns?"

"Which you generally alter. You will please remember that the visit to
Melton Court was entirely owing to you."

"Quite, and I shall probably upset this one; but proceed."

"Well, in the first place, as soon as we reach Southampton I think we
had better have a good breakfast."

"That is no news. You are a man; therefore you eat. Go on."

"Do you object?"

"Not at all. I expected it; I'll even eat with you."

"Well said. After this necessary duty, I propose to go to the station
and thoroughly investigate the matter of the arrival and departure of
my wife and your husband."

"If they were at Basingstoke we should have heard from them before
this," she said; "and even if they were not, they should have
telegraphed."

"Very probably they did," he replied; "but, as you ought to know, there
is nothing more obliging and more generally dense than an English minor
official. I dare say that the key to the whole mystery is at this moment
reposing, neatly done up in red tape, at the office of that disgusting
little junction. But here we are at Southampton. Now for breakfast; and
then the American Sherlock Holmes will sift this matter to the bottom."
And the Consul, in excellent spirits, assisted her to alight.

Indeed, now that the elephant had been left behind, he felt that,
actually as well as metaphorically, a great weight had been lifted from
his shoulders.

"Evidently," remarked Allingford, as they were finishing a breakfast in
one of the cosy principal hotels--"evidently the loss of your husband
has not included the loss of your appetite."

"Of course it hasn't," replied Mrs. Scarsdale. "Why shouldn't I eat a
good breakfast? I have no use for conventions which make one do
disagreeable things just because one happens to feel miserable."

"Do you feel very miserable? I thought you seemed rather cheerful on the
whole," he commented.

"Well, you are not to think anything so unpleasant or personal. I'm
utterly wretched; and if you don't believe it I won't eat a mouthful."

"I'm sure," he returned, "that your husband would be much put out if he
knew you contemplated doing anything so foolish."

"Do you know," she said, "that I'm beginning to have serious doubts that
I ever had a husband? Do you think he's a myth, and that you and I will
have to go through life together in an endless pursuit of what doesn't
exist?"

"Good Lord, I hope not!" he exclaimed.

"That is very uncomplimentary to me," she retorted.

"In the face of that remark," he replied, pushing back his chair, "I am
silent."

"Do you know," said his companion after a moment, as she folded her
napkin, "that the keen sense of humour with which we Americans are
endowed saves a large percentage of us from going mad or committing
suicide?"

"Are you thinking of doing either?" he asked anxiously.

"I am thinking," she replied, "that we have had two exceedingly amusing
days, and I am almost sorry they are over."

"Don't you want to find your husband?" he exclaimed.

"Of course I do; but it has been a sort of breathing-space before
settling down to the seriousness of married life, and that elephant
episode was funny. I think it was worth two days of any husband; don't
you?"

"I don't know," returned the Consul, somewhat ruefully. "I'd just as
lief that Scarsdale had had the beast."

"Oh, I wouldn't!" she cried. "He would have spoiled all the fun. He'd
have done some stupid, rational thing. Donated it to the 'Zoo' in
London, I should think; wasted the elephant, in fact. It took the spirit
of American humour to play your colossal, practical joke. I wonder if it
has arrived at the Court yet. I can fancy it sticking its head, trunk
and all, through the great window in Lady Melton's dining-room."

"She called me a consular person," remarked that official stiffly.

"Hence the elephant," laughed his fair companion. "Cause and effect.
But, joking apart, there is a pitiful side to our adventure. When I
think of those two matter-of-fact, serious British things, your better
half and my--my husband, and of what a miserable time they have been
having, unrelieved by any spark of humour, it almost makes me cry."

"Hold on!" cried Allingford, "You are just as bad as your great-aunt.
She calls me a consular person, and you call my wife a British thing! I
wish I had another elephant."

"I beg your pardon, I do really," she replied. "I classed my husband in
the same category. But don't you agree with me that it's sad? I'm sure
your poor wife has cried her eyes out; and as for my husband, I doubt if
he's eaten anything, and I'm certain he's worn his most unbecoming
clothes."

"You are wrong there," interrupted Allingford; "he packed all the worst
specimens, and I rescued them at Salisbury. I tried them on yesterday,
and there wasn't a suit I'd have had the face to wear in public."

"There, run along and turn the station upside down; you've talked
enough," she said, laughing, and drove him playfully out of the room.

It was about half-past nine that the Consul meditatively mopped his
head, as he reached the top step of the hotel porch. He was heated by
his exertions, but exceedingly complacent. He had interviewed sixteen
porters, five guards, the station agent, three char-women, four
policemen, and the barmaid--the latter twice, once on business and once
on pleasure; and he had discovered from the thirtieth individual, and
after twenty-nine failures and a drink, the simple fact that those he
sought had gone to Winchester. He did not think he could have faced Mrs.
Scarsdale if he had failed. As it was, he returned triumphant, and, as
he approached their private parlour, he mentally pictured in advance the
scene which would await him: her radiant smile, her voluble expression
of thanks, their joyful journey to Winchester; in short, success. He
pushed open the door, and this is what really happened: an angry woman
with a flushed, tear-stained face rushed across the room, shoved a
newspaper at him, and cried:

"You brute!"

The Consul dropped into the nearest chair. He looked at the infuriated
Mrs. Scarsdale, he looked at the crumpled newspaper, he heard the last
echo of that opprobrious monosyllable, and he said:

"Well I'm jiggered!"

Then, recollecting his news, he continued:

"Oh, I forgot. I've found out where they have gone; it's Winchester."

"Is that all you've got to tell me?" she cried. "All, in the face of
this?" And she again shoved the newspaper towards him. He looked to
where her finger pointed. He was hopelessly bewildered, and wondered if
her native humour had inopportunely failed her and she had gone mad.

"Read!" she commanded.

His wandering eye followed the direction of her finger, and he read
slowly, with open mouth, a short account of the arrest and partial trial
at Winchester of one Richard Allingford, who claimed to be Harold
Scarsdale.

"Tell me," she thundered, "is that my husband?"

"Well," he said, slowly, "I guess it is," and he re-read the last
sentence of the paragraph in the newspaper:

     "_The prisoner insisted that he was Harold Scarsdale, and could
     prove his identity. He was accompanied by a woman who claimed to be
     Mrs. Robert Allingford, wife of the well-known United States Consul
     at Christchurch. The prisoner was remanded till this morning._"

"Have you a brother?"

"Yes."

"Has he ever been arrested?"

"Arrested! Why, I've spent most of my time for the past twenty years in
bailing him out."

"But why has my husband taken his name?" she demanded.

"That is a matter you'll have to settle with Scarsdale; and if you look
as you do now, I'm real sorry for him," he replied.

"You don't care a bit!" she cried.

"Oh, yes I do; but I want you to see it from its humorous side," he
answered.

At this remark Mrs. Scarsdale burst into a flood of tears, and
Allingford gave a sigh of relief, and, strolling to the window, was soon
lost in admiration of the view.

Suddenly a voice said, in the sweetness of its accustomed tones:

"Why were you so pleased when I began to cry?" And Mrs. Scarsdale, calm
and composed, stood beside him.

"Hard storm is a good thing to clear the atmosphere after a
thunder-shower," replied the Consul laconically.

"I was real mad with you," she admitted.

"Great Scott! don't you suppose I knew that?" he cried.

They both laughed, and peace was restored.

"Do you really think it is poor Harold?"

"I suppose he doesn't get called St. Hubart when he's in 'quod'?"

"Be sensible and answer my question. Is it my husband or your brother
who is on trial at Winchester?"

"I don't know," he replied.

"What are you going to do about it?" she asked.

"Go and see."

"When is the next train?"

The Consul pulled out his watch.

"In twelve and a half minutes," he said. "I've paid the hotel bill.
Here, hold on! You turn to the left for the elevator!" But Mrs.
Scarsdale was half-way downstairs on her way to the station.

An hour later, as the Consul and his fair companion emerged at the
station at Winchester, the first person they saw was Carrington.

"We've been found at last!" cried the Consul, advancing towards Jack
with outstretched hand, exclaiming: "Well, Columbus Carrington, if ever
I get lost again, I'll telegraph you first thing."

In a minute questions and answers were flying between them. Where had
they been? Where had they come from? Why was Carrington here? Why had
Scarsdale been arrested?

Jack bore up manfully, answering as best he could.

"Perhaps you can tell me the whereabouts of my wife and this lady's
husband?" said the Consul.

"They have been staying here," he replied, "but they have gone."

"Gone!" cried Allingford in blank amazement. "Gone! Where? When?"

"Why, to Salisbury," replied Jack. "I sent them over there early this
morning."

"You did, did you?" spluttered the Consul. "What right had you to send
them anywhere?"

"Why, to join you at Lady Diana's."

"Join us!" screamed Allingford. "Why, we left Melton Court at half-past
four this morning, and have been on the road ever since trying to join
them."

"It seems to be a typical example of cross-purposes," replied
Carrington.

"It's pure cussedness!" said the Consul.

"But I thought my husband was--in prison," chimed in Mrs. Scarsdale;
"the paper said so."

"Merely a case of mistaken identity," Jack hastened to assure her. "I
had him set free in no time. And that reminds me: I ran across your
brother here last evening, Allingford. It is he who has caused all the
trouble. Frankly, I am almost sorry I did not give him over to the
police."

"I wish you had," replied the Consul; "I wouldn't have bailed him out
till my honeymoon was over. Where is he now?"

"I'm inclined to believe," replied Carrington, "that he has gone to
Melton Court in search of you, in company with a man who talked some
nonsense about your having stolen an elephant from him."

Allingford and Mrs. Scarsdale both began to laugh.

"I don't see anything funny about that," said Jack.

"Oh, don't you?" returned the Consul. "Well, you would if you knew the
rest of the story." And in a few brief words he explained about the
elephant's arrival and their subsequent flight.

"Heavens, man!" cried Carrington, "you don't seem to realise what you
have let Scarsdale and your wife in for!"

"Great Scott!" exclaimed the Consul, "I never thought of that. Why, I
reckon it's rampaging all over the place by this time, and the old lady
must be in a perfect fury. When's the next train back? We can't get
there too quickly."

"One goes in five minutes," said Jack.

"If I'd ever suspected," gasped Mrs. Scarsdale to Allingford as they
rushed down the platform, "that you were laying such a trap for my poor
husband----"

"I'm sure I didn't do it on purpose," he replied; "but if they happen to
meet the catawampus after she's met the elephant, they'll be in for a
pretty hot time."

"Your brother was bad enough," she groaned as the train pulled out; "but
as for your elephant----! It's worse than being arrested!"




CHAPTER X

IN WHICH LADY MELTON RECEIVES A STRANGE VISITOR

However harassing and disturbing the events of the past few days had
been to the people particularly interested in them, to the mind of one
the proceedings of all those with whom he had come in contact had been
characterised by an ignorance, not only of the necessities of life, but
even of the very etiquette that lends a becoming dignity to existence,
which seemed almost pitiful. Not since the elephant left his native
shore had he received what he considered to be proper, or even
intelligent, attention. On the voyage, indeed, though his quarters were
crowded, and denied by the proximity of low-caste beasts, his material
wants had been considered; but since yesterday, when he had landed in
the midst of a howling wilderness of iron monsters, who could neither
see nor hear and were no respecters of persons, there had been a
scarcity even of food and water. All night he had been dragged about the
country at a speed unbecoming the dignity of a ruler of the jungle
(without even the company of his mahout, who had lost the train at
Southampton); and, now that the earth had ceased to move past him and
was once more still, he expressed his opinion of the ignorant and
degraded people of this wretched country in no uncertain voice. Then,
finding that the pen in which he was confined was cramped and dirty, and
wholly unfitted for one of his exalted position, he exerted himself to
be free, and in a short time reduced his car to kindling-wood. Being now
at liberty, he naturally desired his breakfast; but what was one to do
when men disfigured the earth with bars of steel over which one tripped,
and stored the fruits of the land in squat yellow bungalows, with fluted
iron roofs which were difficult to tear off? Therefore the elephant
lifted up his voice in rage, whereat many things happened, and a
high-caste man, clad in the blue of the sky and the gold of the sun, ran
up and down upon the earth, and declared that he should forthwith be
taken to the "Court" and delivered to the "Damconsul."

What a "Damconsul" was the elephant did not know; but concluded that it
was the title these barbarous people bestowed on the Maharajah of that
district. Since he lived at a Court, it seemed certain that he would
know how to appreciate and fittingly entertain him. The elephant
therefore consented to follow his attendant slaves, though they
understood not the noble art of riding him, but were fain to lead him
like a beast of burden. On the way he found a spring of sweet water, of
which he drank his fill, despite the protestations of his leaders and
the outcries of the inhabitants of the bungalow of the well, whose
lamentations showed them to be of low caste and little sensible of the
honour done them.

The procession at length reached the gate of the Court; and while the
attendants were in the lodge explaining matters to the astonished
keeper, the elephant, realising that "drink was good but food better,"
determined to do a little foraging on his own account, and so moved
softly off, taking along the stake to which his keepers fondly imagined
he was tethered.

He judged that he was now in the park of the Court of the "Damconsul";
and the fact that there were many clumps of familiar plants scattered
over the grass increased his belief that this was the case. He tried a
few coleus and ate a croton or two; but found them insipid and lacking
the freshness of those which bloomed in his native land. Then turning to
a grove of young palms, he tore a number up by the roots; which he found
required no expenditure of strength, and so gave him little
satisfaction. Moreover, they grew in green tubs, which rolled about
between his feet and were pitfalls for the unwary. He lay down on a few
of the beds; but the foliage was pitifully thin and afforded him no
comfortable resting-place; moreover, there were curious rows of
slanting things which glistened in the sunlight, and which he much
wished to investigate. On examination he found them quite brittle, and
easily smashed a number of them with his trunk. Nor was this all, for in
the wreckage he discovered a large quantity of most excellent
fruit--grapes and nectarines and some very passable plums. Evidently the
"Damconsul" was an enlightened person, who knew how to live; and,
indeed, it is not fitting for even an elephant to turn up his trunk at
espalier peaches at a guinea apiece.

Certainly, thought the elephant, things might be worse. And after a bath
in a neighbouring fountain, which cost the lives of some two score of
goldfish, he really felt refreshed, and approached the palace, which he
considered rather dingy, in order to pay his respects to its owner.
Coming round to the front of the building he discovered a marble
terrace, gleaming white in the sunshine, and flanked by two groups of
statuary--Hercules with his club, and Diana with her bow: though, being
unacquainted with Greek mythology, he did not recognise them as such.
On the terrace itself was set a breakfast-table resplendent with silver
and chaste with fair linen; and by it sat a houri, holding a sunshade
over her golden head. The elephant, wishing to conciliate this vision of
beauty, advanced towards her, trumpeting gently; but his friendly
overtures were evidently misinterpreted, for the houri, giving a wild
scream, dropped her sunshade, and fled for safety to the shoulders of
Hercules, from which vantage-point she called loudly for help.

Feeling that such conduct was indecorous in the extreme, he ignored her
with a lofty contempt; and, having tested the quality of the masonry,
ventured upon the terrace and inspected the feast. There were more
nectarines--but he had had enough of those--and something steaming in a
silver vessel, the like of which he remembered to have encountered once
before in the bungalow of a sahib. Moreover, he had not forgotten how it
spouted a boiling liquid when one took it up in one's trunk. At this
moment a shameless female slave appeared at a window, in response to
the cries of the houri, and abused him. He could not, it is true,
understand her barbarous language; but the tone implied abuse. Such an
insult from the scum of the earth could not be allowed to pass
unnoticed. He filled his trunk with water from a marble basin near at
hand, and squirted it at her with all his force, and the scum of the
earth departed quickly.

"It would be well," thought the elephant, "to find the 'Damconsul'
before further untoward incidents could occur"; and with this end in
view, he turned himself about, preparatory to leaving the terrace. He
forgot, however, that marble may be slippery; his hind legs suddenly
slid from under him, and he sat hurriedly down on the breakfast-table.
It was at this singularly inopportune moment that Lady Diana appeared
upon the scene.

Her ladyship awoke that morning to what was destined to be the most
eventful and disturbing day of her peaceful and well-ordered life, with
a feeling of irritation and regret that it had dawned, which, in the
light of subsequent events, would seem to have been almost a
premonition of coming evil. She was, though at this early hour she
little knew it, destined to receive a series of shocks of volcanic force
and suddenness, between sunrise and sunset, any one of which would have
served to overthrow her preconceived notions of what life, and
especially life at Melton Court, ought to be.

As yet she knew nothing of all this; but she did know that, though it
was long after the hour appointed, she had heard no sound of her
great-niece's departing footsteps. She waited till she must have missed
the train, and then rang her bedroom bell sharply to learn why her
orders had been disobeyed.

"If you please, my lady," replied her maid in answer to her mistress's
questions, "Bright did not go because we could not find Mrs. Scarsdale."

"Could not find my niece! And why not, pray?" demanded her ladyship
angrily.

"She was not in her room, my lady, or anywhere about the Court; only
this note, directed to your ladyship, on her dressing-table."

"Why didn't you say so to begin with, then?" cried her mistress testily.
"Open the window, that I may see what this means."

The note was short and painstakingly polite; but its perusal did not
seem to please Lady Diana, for she frowned and set her thin lips as she
re-read it. The missive ran as follows:

     "DEAR LADY MELTON,

     "I write to apologise for the somewhat unconventional manner in
     which I am leaving your house; but as your plans for my disposal
     to-day did not accord with my own ideas of what is fitting, I have
     thought it best to leave thus early, and so avoid any awkwardness
     which might arise from conflicting arrangements. I wish you to know
     that I shall be with friends by this evening, so that you need feel
     no anxiety about my position. Pray accept my thanks for your
     hospitality, which I am sure my husband will much appreciate, and
     believe me,

  "Yours respectfully,
  "MABEL SCARSDALE."

This communication her ladyship tore up into small fragments, and then
snapped out:

"Is there anything more?"

"Yes, if you please, my lady," replied the maid; "a note for you from
Mr. Allingford, left in his room."

Lady Melton took it as gingerly as if it were fresh from some infected
district, and, spreading it out on the bed before her, read it with a
contemptuous smile.

     "YOUR LADYSHIP," wrote the Consul, "I have the honour to inform you
     that I am leaving at the earliest possible moment, not wishing to
     impose my company longer than is absolutely necessary where it is
     so evidently undesired. That there may be no burden of obligation
     between us, I beg you to accept a trunk belonging to me, which will
     arrive this morning, as compensation for my board and lodging.

  "I remain
  "Your Ladyship's Obedient Servant,
  "ROBERT ALLINGFORD,
  "_U.S. Consul, Christchurch, England_.

     "P.S.--I mail you to-day a deed of gift of the property in
     question, legally attested, so that there may be no question of
     ownership.

  "R. A."

"Insolence!" gasped Lady Melton, when she comprehended the contents of
this astonishing communication. Then turning to her maid, she commanded:

"If this person's trunk arrives here, have it sent back to him
instantly." And she fumed with rage at the thought.

"How dare he suppose that I would for a moment accept a gratuity!"

Indeed, so wrought up was she that it was with difficulty that she
controlled herself sufficiently to breakfast on the terrace. Moreover,
her interview with Bright, the butler, whom she encountered on her way
downstairs and who announced the arrival of her great-nephew and a
strange lady, was hardly soothing; for it forced her to believe that
that faithful servant, after years of probity, had at last strayed from
the temperate paths of virtue. Seeing him dishevelled and bewildered,
she had sternly rebuked him for his appearance, and from his disjointed
replies had only gathered that his astounding state was in some way due
to the Consul.

"Has that insolent person's trunk arrived?" she inquired; when, to her
astonishment, her old retainer, who had always observed in her presence
a respectful and highly deferential demeanour, actually tittered.

"Bright!" she said sternly.

"Beg pardon, my lady," giggled Bright, his face still wreathed in
smiles; "but the way you put it."

"What have you done with this person's belongings? Have my orders been
carried out?"

"You mean in regard to the--the----"

"Trunk. Yes, let it be put off the place immediately."

"Please, your ladyship," he replied, with difficulty restraining his
laughter, "it won't go."

"Will not go?"

"No, my lady; it's been rampaging through the greenhouses, and is now on
the terrace, where it douched Anne most awful."

"Leave me at once, Bright, and do not let me see you again till you are
in a more decent state," she commanded, and swept by him, ignoring his
protestations of innocence and respect.

She found Scarsdale awaiting her in the reception-room, and accorded him
a very frigid greeting, suggesting that they should have their interview
on the terrace, where he had left Mrs. Allingford safely ensconced in an
armchair, while he went to meet his great-aunt.

Her ladyship had been considerably ruffled both by her interview with
Bright and by the arrival of Scarsdale, towards whom, in the light of
recent events, she felt a strong resentment; and a vision of the
Consul's wife perched most indecorously on the shoulders of Hercules,
which she beheld as she emerged on the terrace, did not tend to calm her
already excited nerves. But before she could speak her eyes followed the
direction of the unknown lady's gaze, and she saw, for the first time,
her unwelcome visitor.

When you come suddenly face to face with an elephant seated amidst the
wreck of cherished Chippendale and ancestral Sevres, it is not
calculated to increase your composure or equalise your temper; and Lady
Diana may be pardoned, as the vastness of the Consul's impudence dawned
upon her, for giving vent to expressions both of anger and amazement,
albeit her appearance produced no less of a disturbance in the breast of
him who sat amidst the ruins of the breakfast-table. The elephant felt
that in the presence of the Maharanee, for such he believed her to be,
his position was undignified. She was, without doubt, the wife of the
"Damconsul," and, as such, should be paid all proper respect and
deference. He, therefore, bowed his head in submission, completing in
the process his work of destruction. Whereat Mrs. Allingford shrieked
and clung more closely to the protecting shoulders of Hercules.

Serious as the situation was, it was not without its humorous side, and
it took all Scarsdale's command of himself to control his face
sufficiently to address his relative with becoming respect.

"Why, aunt," he said, "I didn't know that you had gone in for pets!"

"Harold Stanley Malcolm St. Hubart Scarsdale," replied her ladyship--she
prided herself on never forgetting a name--"you are one of the most
impudent and worthless young men that I have the honour to count among
my relatives; but you have been in India, and you ought to know how to
manage this monster."

"I've seen enough of them," he answered. "What do you want him to do?"

"Do!" she cried wrathfully. "I should think anybody would know that I
wished it to get up and go away."

"Oh," said he, and made a remark in Hindustani to the elephant, whereat
the beast gradually and deliberately proceeded to rise from the wreck of
the breakfast, till he seemed to the spectators to be forty feet high.
Then, in response to Scarsdale's cries of "Mail! mail!" (Go on) he
turned himself about, and, after sending the teapot through the nearest
window with a disdainful kick of one hind leg, he lurched down the steps
of the terrace and on to the lawn, where he remained contentedly
standing, gently rocking to and fro, while he meditatively removed from
his person, by means of his trunk, the fragments of the feast, with
which he was liberally bespattered.

Scarsdale, seeing that his lordship was in an amicable frame of mind,
hastened to assist Mrs. Allingford to descend from her somewhat uneasy
perch.

"St. Hubart," said Lady Melton, who, throughout this trying ordeal, had
lost none of her natural dignity, "you have done me a service. I shall
not forget it."

Scarsdale thought it would be difficult to forget the elephant.

"I will even forgive you," she continued, "for marrying that American."

"It was so good of you to receive my wife," he said. "I trust you are
pleased with her."

"I am not pleased at all," she said sharply. "I consider her forward and
disrespectful, and I am glad she is gone."

"Gone!" he exclaimed.

"You may well be surprised," said his great-aunt, "but such is the
case."

"But where has she gone?"

"That I do not know; she left without consulting me, and against my
advice and wishes."

"Did she go alone?"

"She went," replied her ladyship, "with one of the most insolent persons
it has ever been my misfortune to meet. He is owner of that!" And she
pointed to the elephant.

"But who is he?" demanded Scarsdale, not recognising, from her
description, his friend the Consul.

"He disgraces," she continued, "a public office given him by a foreign
Government."

"You are surely not talking about Allingford!" he exclaimed.

"That, I believe, is his name," replied Lady Melton.

"What, my husband!" cried the Consul's wife, who up to this point had
kept silence. "You dare to call my husband a disgrace----!" Here Mrs.
Allingford became dumb with indignation.

"If he is your husband," returned her ladyship, "I am exceedingly sorry
for you. As for 'daring' to apply to him any epithet I please, I
consider myself fully justified in so doing after the indignity to which
he has condemned me. I am glad, however, to have met you, as I am thus
enabled to return you your husband's property, with the request that you
take your elephant and leave my grounds as quickly as possible."

"Do you mean to say that my husband owns that monster?" gasped Mrs.
Allingford.

"Such is the case," replied Lady Melton, "and I leave it in your hands.
St. Hubart, I trust _you_ will join me at breakfast as soon as another
can be prepared."

"Excuse me," he said apologetically, "but really, you know, I can't
leave Mrs. Allingford in the lurch. Besides, I must follow my wife."

His great-aunt faced round in a fury.

"That is sufficient!" she cried. "Leave my presence at once! I never
desire to see either of you again."

"Don't let us part as enemies, aunt," he said, offering her his hand;
but she swept past him into the house.

Scarsdale gloomily watched her depart, and then became conscious of a
hand laid on his arm.

"I am so sorry!" murmured Mrs. Allingford. "I only seem to bring you
trouble."

"Oh, you mustn't feel badly about this," he said. "We have quarrelled
ever since I was born. I'm much more worried about you."

"What am I going to do with it?" she exclaimed, looking hopelessly at
her husband's property as it stood rocking before her.

"The first thing is to get it off the place," replied Scarsdale,
assuming a cheerfulness which he did not feel. "We may find its keepers
at the lodge, and we can make our plans as we walk along."

"Come on, Jehoshaphat, or whatever you may happen to be called!" he
cried, addressing the elephant, and at the same time grasping the rope
bridle which still dangled from its neck; and the beast, recognising a
kindred spirit speaking to him in his native tongue, followed docilely
where he led.

"I think," continued Scarsdale, as they trudged slowly across the park,
"that our best course will be to take the elephant to Christchurch.
Indeed, we ought to have gone there in the first instance."

"What do you expect to gain by that?" she asked quickly, ready in this
strange dilemma to catch at any straw which gave opportunity of escape.

"Why, your husband's consulate is situated there, and that is his local
habitation in this country, where he is certain to turn up sooner or
later, and where, if the laws of his consular service are anything like
ours, he would be obliged to report every few days."

"You propose to go there and await his return?"

"Yes," he said. "I don't see that we can do better. Ten to one your
husband and my wife will hear of our affair at Winchester, and may be on
their way there now to hunt us up; while if we attempted to follow them,
it is more than likely that they would return here. I, for one, am about
tired of chasing myself around the country; as a steady occupation it is
beginning to pall."

"There is a group of men at the lodge," she said, as they drew near the
gates with the elephant in tow.

"Then let us hope that there are some station people among them, and
that we can arrange for Jehoshaphat's transportation without loss of
time," replied Scarsdale.

His hope was, in the first instance, justified; for the station-master
at Salisbury, learning of the Consul's early departure that morning, and
beginning to doubt the wisdom of inflicting the elephant on so important
a personage as Lady Melton, had come up to the Court himself to see how
things were going, and had been horrified beyond measure at the
exaggerated reports of the lodgekeeper as to the havoc the beast had
created. He was therefore unfeignedly relieved at Scarsdale's arrival; a
relief, however, which instantly gave way to stubborn opposition at the
first hint of putting the animal again in his charge.

Elephants were not in his line, he pointed out, and he had no desire to
transport them about the country. Couldn't think of acting without
receiving advices from the main offices of the railway company in
London, an affair of several days; wouldn't assume charge of the
creature during the interval on any account; and shouldn't stir a step
in the matter till the wrecked van had been paid for.

This ended the affair, as far as Scarsdale was concerned. He had no
intention of paying damages for the Consul's elephant, but he wished to
deliver it and the Consul's wife at Christchurch as soon as possible. If
this could not be accomplished one way, it must be another. There were
plenty of horses and carriages to be had; indeed, the landau and pair
which had brought them from Salisbury was still at the gates. The roads
were good, the distance to Christchurch was not excessive--say thirty
miles--and the elephant could walk. It merely remained to find a leader
or driver, and they could start at once on their journey across country.

All this he explained to his fair companion, and she readily acquiesced.

"The only problem to be solved, then, is where to find a mahout," he
said in conclusion.

She threw him an inquiring glance; but he felt it was asking too much,
and said so.

"If it were any other country, I'd ride the beast myself to oblige you;
but in England, and as a representative of one of the first families of
the county, I couldn't. The prejudices of the locality would never
recover from the shock, and I should not be able to show my face in the
streets of Salisbury. But perhaps we can find a substitute. Is there any
one here," he went on, addressing the little group of men, "who
understands an elephant?"

"Tom, 'e knows the bloomin' beasts," said a member of the company; and
Tom, groom to her ladyship, and cockney every inch of him, was pushed
forward for inspection.

One glance at the trim form, concealed though it was by stable costume,
was sufficient to assure Scarsdale that he had found his man.

"You have been a soldier," he said, "and in India?"

"Yes, sir," replied the man, touching the peak of his cap in a military
salute.

"Do you think you could manage him?" continued Scarsdale, indicating
the elephant, which, wearied with the morning's exertions, had knelt
down, and seemed on the point of taking a nap.

"Do I think as 'ow I could manage 'im? I should 'ope so, if I ain't
fergot is 'eathen language, sir."

"I'll give you eighteen pence a mile," said Scarsdale, quick to act on
the man's decision.

"Make it two bob, sir, an' I'll ride 'im ter Inja."

"That's too far," he replied, laughing; "my pocket wouldn't stand the
strain; but I'll give you the price to Christchurch."

"Right you are," replied the hostler, closing the bargain at once. "Me
name's Tom Ropes. What d'yer call 'im, sir?" pointing to his recumbent
charge.

"I don't know what he was christened. I call him Jehoshaphat."

"A Christian name fer a 'eathen brute," commented Tom. "Give me a leg
up, one er yer."

Once astride the beast's neck, with Scarsdale's cane as an improvised
ankus, he poured out a flood of cockney-Indian jargon which no Hindoo
could ever have recognised as his native tongue, but which evidently had
a familiar sound to the elephant, who proceeded to rise, first with his
fore feet and then with his hind feet; after which his novel mahout, who
throughout these manoeuvres had retained a precarious hold by one ear,
hastened to seat himself more firmly upon him.

"All right?" queried Scarsdale, looking up; and on receiving an answer
in the affirmative, added: "Keep your feet well under his ears, and hit
him on the head with your stick if he gets fractious. All you need do is
to follow our carriage. Trust to his judgment about bridges; he knows
what will hold him."

Arrangements, on a liberal scale, having been made for the use of the
conveyance which had brought them from the station, they were ready to
start in a very short space of time; Scarsdale stipulating that they
head towards Southampton, taking the least travelled roads, and in any
event giving Salisbury a wide berth. This was agreed to; and thereupon
commenced one of the most extraordinary progresses that had ever stirred
up a staid and conventional countryside: Scarsdale and Mrs. Allingford
leading off in the landau, since it was necessary to keep the horse well
in front of the elephant, and Tom and his charge plodding on in their
wake.

As they left the lodge behind them and came out into the open country,
the Consul's wife, turning to her companion in misfortune, said, between
tears and smiles:

"What do you think is going to happen next?"




CHAPTER XI

IN WHICH THERE ARE TWO CLAIMANTS FOR ONE DINNER

The village clock was on the stroke of one when the little procession
drew up before the door of the principal inn in the main square of a
small town on the road between Salisbury and Southampton.

Scarsdale had been surprised to find how little excitement they had
created in their progress through the countryside; but then he had
chosen the most unfrequented roads, avoiding villages as he would a
pestilence. Man and beast must be fed somewhere, however, and, according
to Tom, the elephant was giving no uncertain signs that he wanted his
dinner. So, against his better judgment, Scarsdale had turned aside into
a neighbouring town, whence, after an hour's rest and refreshment, he
determined to push on that afternoon to a quiet inn he knew of, near
Fording Bridge, and thence to Christchurch the following morning.

Both he and Mrs. Allingford had been as quiet as mice during the last
hour; indeed, the novel position in which they found themselves inclined
them rather to thought than conversation.

Their entrance into the town was effected more easily than could have
been hoped for; though, in some unknown manner, a rumour of their coming
seemed to have preceded them: for a crowd had collected along the main
street, which cheered them vociferously, under the mistaken impression
that they were the proprietors of a circus. No travelling show that
wound its course through those country lanes had ever possessed such an
attraction, and the people moved away after they had passed, full of
wonder at the appearance of this strange monster among them, and regret
that with such a beginning there was nothing more to follow.

Once they had come to a halt, they were surrounded by a curious crowd,
and Scarsdale lost no time in entering into explanations with the
landlord of the inn, who came hurrying out to receive his novel guests.

It was at this point that their troubles first began; for mine host,
while he professed to furnish entertainment for man and beast, was
dubious concerning the monster which it was proposed to quarter on him
so unexpectedly. The lady and gentleman, their coachman, horses, and
even the cockney mahout were more than welcome; but elephants were not
in his line of business. He didn't know if he could give satisfaction;
feared his accommodations were not sufficiently ample; would like to
oblige, but had the reputation of his house to maintain, &c., &c.

When Scarsdale happened, however, casually to mention that it was Lady
Melton's elephant a change came over the face of affairs, of which he
was not slow to take advantage.

Her ladyship was well known throughout the county, while her reputation
for severity had a still wider circulation, and the landlord was in
abject fear of her, though, nevertheless, obstinately determined to have
none of the beast.

The subject of all this altercation had meantime appropriated the public
horse-trough to his exclusive use for drinking and bathing purposes, and
was enjoying himself in consequence, which was more than could be said
of his rider, who shared unwillingly in his ablutions.

"Give 'im the word to sit down, sir. S'welp me, I'll be drownded with
'is tricks!" cried Tom.

"I don't speak his infernal language," returned Scarsdale testily;
"that's your business."

"I've told 'im all I know, sir, an' it's no use."

"Then I'm afraid you'll have to stay up and get wet."

"Couldn't yer 'elp me down, sir? Quit that, yer 'eathen!" as he dodged a
shower of water.

"Certainly not," replied Scarsdale. "You can't leave him riderless in a
public place."

Then, turning to the landlord, who stood by in sore perplexity,
aimlessly rubbing his hands, he continued:

"It's a beastly shame that a gentleman can't take a lady's elephant out
for--exercise without running up against all this nonsense in the first
little hamlet he comes across! One would almost think you had never seen
an elephant before."

The landlord, whose eyes had up to this time been fairly bulging with
curiosity, now declared himself desolated at such an uncalled-for
suspicion.

"Perhaps it would be better if the gentleman were to send for a
constable."

Mine host neglected to add that he had done so on his own responsibility
in his first burst of agitation.

But Scarsdale, noting the excellent effect which his rating had produced
on the landlord, determined that he should have some more of it.

"If you are afraid," he said, "of damaging your ramshackle old inn,
perhaps you'll consent to give my elephant his dinner in the square?"

Mine host rolled up his eyes at this new phase of the question.

"I suppose," continued Scarsdale, "that the dignity of this 'tuppenny
ha'penny' town won't be seriously impaired by his presence for an hour
in your elegant plaza!"

The last portion of this speech was lost on the landlord, because he did
not know what a "plaza" was; but it sounded imposing, and he hastened to
assure his guest that the town would feel honoured by the elephant's
presence, though he would have to procure a permit from the mayor.
Should he show him the way to that functionary's house?

This, however, proved to be unnecessary, as the mayor himself was
present in the crowd, a pompous, fussy little man, full of the
importance of his office. Lady Melton's name, which he had heard
mentioned in connection with the affair, acted as a charm, and brought
him bustling forward to shake Scarsdale's hand, assure him that no
permit was required, and snub the innkeeper.

"Anything I can do for a relation of her ladyship's--I think you said a
relation?" he inquired.

Scarsdale had not said anything of the kind, but unwillingly admitted
that he was her nephew. Upon receiving this intelligence the mayor
positively beamed, called Scarsdale "your lordship," and became most
solicitous after Lady Melton's health. Her nephew gravely assured him
that he might make his mind easy on that score, as his aunt was in the
best of health, and that as soon as he returned to Melton Court (a most
uncertain date, he thought grimly) he would be sure to convey to her his
kind inquiries.

His worship on this was positively effusive, declared himself devoted to
Scarsdale's interests, and insisted that he and "her ladyship,"
indicating Mrs. Allingford--another slip which his companion did not
trouble to correct--must do him the honour of dining with Mrs. Mayor
and himself.

Scarsdale was now beginning to fear that he was doing it rather too
well, and hastened to excuse "her ladyship" and himself, declaring that
they could not think of trespassing on his worship's hospitality, and
that they would be quite comfortable at the inn, if only the elephant
might be permitted to have his dinner in the square.

The mayor declared that it was just what he most desired; but would his
lordship kindly indicate of what that meal must consist?

This was a poser; but Scarsdale plunged recklessly on, for, having once
entered the broad road of deception, there was no turning back, and he
was surprised himself at the facility with which he could romance.

"That is just the trouble of taking charge of other people's pets," he
said, with shameless indifference to the demands of truth. "I'm sure I
don't know much more about the brute than you do; and as his mahout was
away when we started out, I had to take one of the grooms. What _does_
Jehoshaphat eat, Tom?"

"Hay, sir--me lud, I mean," answered Tom, falling in with the humour of
the situation.

"Oh! hay, of course," said Scarsdale.

"How much, your lordship?" queried the mayor.

"How much? Confound it! how should I know? Do you take me for an
elephant trainer?" A remark which nearly reduced his worship to chaos;
but Scarsdale, relenting, added:

"Say five or six tons--I don't know."

"But it is not easy, my lord, to procure such an amount at short
notice," expostulated the official.

"Oh, then, get him a waggon-load or two as a first course, and we'll
find something else a little later."

"It shall be procured at once. I--er--trust your lordship will not take
it amiss, since you will not dine with me, if I offer you a glass
of--shall we say champagne?"

"With pleasure," said Scarsdale.

"And her ladyship?" looking towards the carriage.

Mrs. Allingford bowed, and the mayor whispered a few words in mine
host's ear.

Just at that moment, as Scarsdale was drawing his first easy breath,
feeling at last that things were going smoothly, the very worst
_contretemps_ that could possibly happen occurred. Two dusty figures
shambled around the corner of a neighbouring street into the square, and
one of them in a high-pitched voice, that was distinctly heard by every
member of the crowd, exclaimed:

"Hi, there! What are you doing with my elephant?"

Scarsdale swung round to face the newcomers, a premonition of coming
evil strong upon him, though a careful inspection assured him that he
knew them not; yet conviction hang in every note of that challenge.

They were, in a word, the owner of elephants and the unregenerate Dick.

From early dawn they had made their way across country, in as straight
a line as possible from Winchester to Salisbury, sometimes on foot and
sometimes in such conveyances as they could hire from place to place;
but ever buoyed up by hope--hope of finding that which was lost; hope of
restoring elephants to their rightful owners; hope of clearing a
brother's name. And here, unexpectedly, they had come upon the object of
their search in the hands of total strangers.

"Who the devil are you?" cried Scarsdale hotly, scenting danger, and
determined to face the worst at once. "I don't know you."

"I'm Richard Allingford," said the larger of the two men, pushing
forward till he faced the bewildered Englishman.

At this point Scarsdale, whose coolness alone could have saved the
situation, lost his head. His temper, which had been severely tried by
the vicissitudes of the day, gave way in the presence of the man whose
escapades had caused him such needless suffering and indignity, and,
regardless of results, he spoke his mind.

"So you're Richard Allingford, are you? Then allow me to tell you that
you are the prettiest scoundrel that I've run across in a long time!
Curse you! Do you know I've spent two days, this week, in Winchester
jail on your account?"

A broad grin broke over Richard's face.

"I guess you must be Scarsdale," he said. "But what in thunder are you
doing with my brother's elephant?"

"It's mine!" arose the shrill voice of his companion. "I tell you he
stole it from me!"

This was too much for Mrs. Allingford, and, to make a bad matter worse,
she cried from the carriage:

"The Consul did not steal the elephant! It is his property, and I'm his
wife!"

A voice from the crowd chimed in:

"But 'e said it was 'er ladyship's helephant!"

The mayor's face was a study in its various shades of suspicion--anger
at being, as he very naturally supposed, duped; and certainty of the
duplicity of all concerned, as the contradictory conversation
continued. And there is no knowing how quickly he might have
precipitated the final catastrophe, if the elephant had not chosen this
opportunity for creating a diversion on his own account, which, for the
time being, distracted every one's thoughts. He had had, it will be
remembered, a very light breakfast, which only served to whet the edge
of his appetite. It therefore took him but a short time to locate the
whereabouts of a lad who, emerging from the inn with an appetising
dinner of bacon and greens arranged in a basket balanced on his head,
stood gaping on the outskirts of the crowd, unmindful of the cooling
viands. Some playful breeze must have wafted the savoury odour of
cabbage to the elephant's nostrils; for suddenly, and without previous
warning, flinging his trunk in the air with a joyous trumpet, he pounded
down the road, nearly unseating his rider, and scattering the crowd to
right and left.

"Wait for me when you get to Christchurch!" Scarsdale called to Tom as
the latter shot past him, and then joined in the rush which followed
close on the elephant's heels, the mayor and the landlord well to the
fore; while Mrs. Allingford's driver, who was only human, increased the
confusion by whipping up his horses and joining in the chase.

Ahead of the excited beast and the noisy throng which followed it,
holding on like grim death to his dinner-basket, fled the worse-scared
boy that had ever been seen in that town. Fortunately the chase was of
short duration, for the cubicle of the telegraph-clerk at the railway
station was just ahead, and offered a ready refuge. Into it flew the
lad, dinner and all, and slammed the door, just in time to escape from
the elephant's curling trunk.

The beast, despoiled of his meal, circled the building trumpeting with
rage, and finally took up a position across the rails, where he stood
guard, prepared to fall upon any one who should venture out.

All the station attendants and officials were now added to the crowd
which swarmed about the elephant, and the business of the town
practically came to a standstill.

The station-master only added to the excitement by declaring that a
train for Salisbury was due, and that the line must be cleared; while
the telegraph-clerk announced from an upper storey that wild horses, let
alone elephants, would not drag him forth from the shelter of his
office, and the blubbering of the unfortunate boy made a monotonous
accompaniment to his speech. The mayor blustered, the navvies swore, Tom
addressed floods of unintelligible jargon to the obstinate beast, and,
as a last resort, Scarsdale coaxed and wheedled him in very defective
Hindustani. But it was all useless; not an inch would the elephant
budge, and no one in all that assemblage was clever enough to think of
giving him the telegraph-clerk's dinner.

In the midst of this confusion, a shrill whistle was heard in the
distance, and some one with a clearer head than the rest cried out to
"set the signals against the train"--a suggestion which was at once
acted upon, and in a moment more the engine drew up, panting, within a
dozen feet of the elephant, who was so intent on the contents of the
cubicle that he never noticed its arrival.

As a general thing, it is the American tourist who alights from a train
on no provocation, while his English cousin is content to sit quiet, and
leave the affairs of the line in the hands of the company. In this case,
however, some subtle sense of the unusual obstacle seemed to have
communicated itself to the passengers; for no sooner had the engine
halted than heads were thrust out of every window, and the greatest
excitement prevailed.

"I don't know if Scarsdale and my wife are here," said Allingford, who,
in company with Carrington and Mrs. Scarsdale, occupied one of the
forward carriages, "but there is her ladyship's elephant!"

"You're right," cried his fair companion, taking his place at the
window. Then, as she caught sight of Scarsdale, she exclaimed "St.
Hubart!" and pushing open the door, jumped out, and fled down the line.

"By Jove! that's my wife!" exclaimed the Consul, fleeing after her, and
upsetting a porter in his haste.

From a distance Carrington saw a confused mingling of four persons, and
sighed as he caught himself wondering if he would ever be fool enough to
do that sort of thing in public.

As he slowly approached them he heard scraps of their conversation.

"By the way, Allingford," Scarsdale was saying, "I brought you back your
elephant, which it seems you were careless enough, in the hurry of
departure, to leave behind you at Melton Court. I hope you are properly
grateful."

"Oh, it isn't mine," replied the Consul; "it belongs to her Ladyship."

"Well, she said it was yours," returned her nephew.

"Ah, that was merely her excessive amiability," said Allingford.

"It had not struck me in that light before," replied Scarsdale. "Anyway,
I've brought it back to you, and a nice time I've had of it."

"Did you pilot it all the way from Melton Court?" queried the Consul.

"I did," replied the Englishman, "through the main streets of this town;
that is where my Indian training stood me in good stead; but it has
ruined my character--most of the inhabitants look on me with suspicion."

"Was your holding up of our train intentional?"

"No," said Scarsdale regretfully, "it wasn't. There are lots of damages
to pay, I assure you."

"You must settle them with Lady Melton."

"But what am I to do with the beast?"

"My dear fellow," returned the Consul, "I've been your wife's devoted
slave for the last two days, and I have restored her safe and sound to
your arms, but I really can't undertake to manage your aunt's elephants
into the bargain."

"But at least you might advise me."

"Turn him over to Cassim."

"To whom?"

"Why, to his own mahout, the little brown man who is dancing round him
now. I discovered him tearing his hair at Southampton station, where he
was left by mistake yesterday, and brought him along."

"Then for heaven's sake make him get his beast off the line!" cried
Scarsdale, dragging Allingford up to the native keeper.

"My lord desireth his mid-day meal, and the sahib of the watch-tower
hath it within," explained that functionary.

"Tell his lordship that he'll have a great deal better dinner if he will
go back to the square," said Allingford.

Just what the mahout said to the elephant will never be known, but it
proved convincing: for, with a grunt of dissatisfaction, the beast
consented to retrace his steps.

"And now that we have settled this little matter," said the Consul,
"there is nothing left for us but to express our unbounded gratitude
to--well, to the elephant for reuniting us all, and start once more on
our honeymoons; for which this train is mighty convenient."

"I have a word to say about that," cried the mayor. "I'm by no means
satisfied about the ownership of this elephant. I've been given to
understand that it belongs to Lady Melton. Is this so?"

"Yes," said the Consul and Mr. and Mrs. Scarsdale.

"No," said Mrs. Allingford, Carrington, Tom, and the original owner, in
one and the same breath.

"I say, Bob, did you steal it after all?" queried the graceless Richard.

"I took it in payment of a debt," replied his brother hotly.

"Only twenty pounds!" groaned the elephant man. "It's as good as a
steal!"

"And I gave it to Lady Melton," continued the Consul, "in payment for my
board and lodging."

"And she gave it to me," said Mrs. Allingford.

"I lost my lord at the place of docks," wailed the mahout.

"'E 'ired me to ride hit," cried Tom, indicating Scarsdale.

"And what right have you to it, sir?" blustered the mayor, turning to
that gentleman.

"I don't know," replied Scarsdale.

"I consider this most unsatisfactory," continued his worship. "I think I
may define the actions of those who have had a hand in this affair
as--ahem!--contradictory and open to question. I shall telegraph Lady
Melton, and pending her reply I must detain you all as suspicious
characters."

       *       *       *       *       *

So it came to pass that the nine, gathered together in the chief parlour
of the inn, with a constable on duty, awaited for some hours a response
to the mayor's telegram. It arrived finally, embodied in the person of
Aunt Eliza, who had gone to Melton Court that morning, and was now fresh
from an interview with the mayor, which had resulted in the freedom of
all concerned.

The old lady looked the couples over through her eye-glasses, and gave
vent to an expressive "Humph!"

To her niece alone did she deign to express herself more fully, nor did
she scruple to mince her words.

"Well, Mabel," she remarked, "you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I
gave you a first-class recommendation only two days ago, as being well
fitted to plan and carry out a honeymoon, and look what a mess you've
made of it! Where did you come from last?"

"From Winchester," replied her niece, "where I was looking for my
husband, who had been arrested for impersonating Mr. Allingford's
brother," and she pointed to Dick, who joined the group on hearing his
name mentioned.

"What business have you to be holding a public office, with a brother
like that?" Miss Cogbill demanded sternly of the Consul; but noting his
evident discomfiture, she had the grace to add:

"You're by no means a fool, however, barring your habit of losing
things. That deed of gift you presented to Lady Melton was a clever
stroke of business, and has helped you all out of a bad hole."

"Have you seen her ladyship? What did she say?" cried the Consul.

"She said a good deal," replied Aunt Eliza. "Naturally she was pretty
mad, for the beast had done a heap of damage, but she was bound to admit
you weren't to blame for its getting loose, and, as I pointed out to
her, you had a right to pay for your board and lodging if you chose,
though, from the looks of her ramshackle old place, I thought you'd
given more than the accommodation was worth. Besides which there were
grievances and plenty on your side of the question. By her own showing
she hadn't been decently civil to you, and had turned over that monster
to your deserted and defenceless wife, and cast my nephew adrift, and
tried to send my niece home with the butler. Her ladyship saw the
justice of my remarks. She means well, but her training's against her.
When I came to the elephant, though, I struck a snag, for she gave me
to understand that she'd turned it off the place and never wanted to
hear of it again. 'Now, your ladyship,' says I, 'turning an elephant
adrift in the world isn't like casting your bread upon the waters;
you're bound to find it before many days.' And I hadn't more than got
the words out of my mouth when in came that telegram from the mayor,
saying that traffic was blocked on the railway in both directions, and
nine people arrested, all along of that beast. Her ladyship's lawyer,"
continued Aunt Eliza, indicating a gentleman of unmistakably legal
appearance who had followed her into the room, "backed me up by pointing
out that the deed of gift was good, and the elephant her property, and
that she'd be obliged to pay for any damage it might do; after which she
climbed down from her ancestral tree quick enough, and was willing to
listen to reason. So here I am, and here is the lawyer; and now, if you
please, we will attend to business."

This she proceeded to do, and in an amazingly short space of time, with
the authority of the lawyer, had settled the scruples of the mayor;
received a release of indebtedness from the Consul, who willingly
surrendered his papers, declaring that he had had "more than twenty
pounds' worth of fun out of the elephant"; and transferred the documents
to the lawyer, with instructions to sell the beast to the original
consignees at Southampton, and to remit the purchase-money to the
elephant man, less the twenty pounds for damages, which, she added,
"Just cancels his debt to the Consul, making him square on the
transaction."

The lawyer patted his hands, saying:

"Very well argued, Miss Cogbill."

"Lady Melton," said Aunt Eliza, turning to Mr. and Mrs. Scarsdale and
Mr. and Mrs. Allingford, "has authorised me to say, on her behalf, that
she overlooks and regrets the events of the last few days, and wishes
them to be forgotten. In token of which she requests you four to dine
with her, and spend the night at Melton Court; and I may add that
you'll be fools if you don't accept." After which dissent was
impossible.

"And I want to tell you," said Miss Cogbill, turning to Carrington,
"that you've managed this affair very well; and as I'm in want of a
likely young man as my business agent, if you call on me to-morrow in
town, we'll see if we can't find something more profitable for you to do
than hunting up stray honeymooners."

"Say!" interjected the graceless Richard, who was far from pleased at
the turn affairs had taken--"Say, where do I come in?"

"Young man," said Aunt Eliza, turning on him like a flash, "did you buy
a return ticket to America?"

"Yes, but----"

"Well, then," she interrupted, "you use it, the first chance you get.
And as for you," addressing the two married couples, "the sooner you
start for Melton Court the better; and don't let me hear of your being
lost again."

"Aren't you coming with us, Miss Cogbill?" asked Scarsdale.

"The lawyer and I," replied that lady, "are the only two responsible
persons in this crowd, and we'll stay right here and look after--Her
Ladyship's Elephant."




HEINEMANN'S

CHEAPER NOVELS


A LITTLE LIST OF DELIGHTFUL BOOKS TO READ BY

  Sir G. Parker, M.P.
  H. G. Wells
  Jack London
  E. F. Benson
  John Galsworthy
  H. de Vere Stacpoole
  Philip Gibbs
  Joseph Conrad
  Stephen Crane
  Duncan Schwann
  Robert Hichens
  Lloyd Osbourne
  R. L. Stevenson
  Richard Harding Davis
  D. D. Wells
  Baroness von Hutten
  Frank Danby
  Elizabeth Robins
  Florence C. Price
  Sybil Spottiswoode
  Mrs. Henry Dudeney
  Justin Huntly McCarthy
  Eleanor Abbott
  Charles Turley
  Flora Annie Steel
  Eleanor Mordaunt
  Mrs. Hodgson Burnett
  E. L. Voynich
  Maxwell Gray

_On all Bookstalls and of all Booksellers_

LONDON
WILLIAM HEINEMANN
MCMXII




_HEINEMANN'S 1s NET NOVELS_


MOLLY MAKE-BELIEVE

By ELEANOR HALLOWEL ABBOTT

A New Novel

Was that boy a fool? Or did he behave a trifle imprudently in trying
circumstances? It is difficult to say till you know Molly, who is
described by the press as "one of the most lovable, fascinating and
wholly adorable little heroines whose acquaintance any man has made for
years." One thing is certain, no sooner do you make Molly's acquaintance
than you introduce her to all your friends.


THE WEAVERS

By Sir GILBERT PARKER

Author of "The Ladder of Swords," etc.

Sir Gilbert Parker is one of our finest romance writers of the present
day. This is a story of Egypt--full of rich colour, brilliant flowing
descriptions. It has the flavour of the Desert, the Nile and the
indefinable sense of immortality that belongs to the land of the
Pharaohs.


TOTO

By H. DE VERE STACPOOLE

Author of "The Blue Lagoon," etc.

Written with that _verve_ and wonderfully infectious humour which is
characteristic of this author. THE OUTLOOK says: "That rare and
delightful thing, a French novel written in English."

       *       *       *       *       *

THREE BOOKS

By BARONESS VON HUTTEN


PAM

Pam is a "classic" before her time so to speak. People are compared to
"Pam"; so to their disadvantage are most girl heroines of the novels.
She is inimitable, by herself, and oh! so wholly charming!


WHAT BECAME OF PAM

"Whether we have or have not read 'Pam,' we shall certainly find 'What
became of Pam' interesting."--DAILY TELEGRAPH.


OUR LADY OF THE BEECHES

Balzac says "The dramas of life do not lie in the circumstances
surrounding--they lie in the heart.' This is a drama of the heart.

"This tender idyll ... we can only recommend our readers to buy and read
it for themselves."--DAILY MAIL.

       *       *       *       *       *

THE ADVENTURER

By LLOYD OSBOURNE

"Crowded with thrilling incident the narrative races along. The book can
be recommended to all who enjoy a tale of pure adventure."--TIMES.


BACCARAT

By FRANK DANBY

Author of "Pigs in Clover," etc.

This brilliant caustic writer here gives one of her vividest pictures of
a certain clique in society. She wields no timid pen and does not
hesitate to catch them _in flagrante delicto_. Yet the book is no
"preachment" from a self-assumed pulpit, it is a novel simply.


THE COUNTRY HOUSE

By JOHN GALSWORTHY

Author of "A Man of Property," etc.

This problem of the country family, the county family, is such that it
concerns every one of us vitally. What they had to solve we have to
solve. And it is Mr. Galsworthy's strong point that he never fails to
give us a new vision, nor to hold our interest intent throughout. It is
an inspiring work.


LORD KENTWELL'S LOVE AFFAIR

By FLORENCE C. PRICE

A good story of London society and of political society. Lord Kentwell
and his sisters provide a most spirited picture, and there is besides a
background of big happenings very cleverly drawn.


THE SEA WOLF

By JACK LONDON

Author of "The Call of the Wild."

A gruesome, thrilling story of the sea. Mr. London brings always the
breath of big spaces, the tenseness of great actions and the flesh and
blood of real life, of adventures really lived, into his books. As a
story, apart from anything else, it is probably as good a book as Mr.
London has ever written.


THE NIGGER OF THE "NARCISSUS"

By JOSEPH CONRAD

Author of "Typhoon," etc.

Mr. Conrad is a writer to whom the public instinctively turn nowadays
for an exciting, closely analysed study of men. The DAILY CHRONICLE
says: "It is written by a man who knows every phase of the sea ... and
it is written by a man who can write."


THE MAGNETIC NORTH

By ELIZABETH ROBINS

Author of "Come and Find Me," etc.

A story of the ever-calling North.

"It is all so excellently written, so vividly realised, so picturesquely
put before the reader that it would be impossible not to be attracted."
--WESTMINSTER GAZETTE.


TWO NOVELS by E. F. BENSON

Author of "Sheaves," etc. etc.


THE BLOTTING BOOK

A murder story, most ingeniously worked out. Mr. Benson carries the
reader along full speed to a truly dramatic ending.


THE BABE B.A.

A very differed story from the "Blotting Book." It is a light, highly
entertaining account of Cambridge undergraduate life which already ranks
with "Verdant Green" among University classics.


TWO NOVELS

By Mrs. HENRY DUDENEY


THE MATERNITY OF HARRIET WICKEN

A picture in low tones, but of whole-hearted conviction and quiet
sympathetic appeal. Mrs. Dudeney has realised to perfection the
work-a-day world and its stories.


THE ORCHARD THIEF

A charming country tale with, in particular, one great scene of striking
dramatic force. The contrast of this author's power to charm and to
impress as she wills, is markedly shown in this capital book.


THE TIME MACHINE

By H. G. WELLS

Author of "The War of the Worlds," "Kips," etc.

You pull certain levers, having seated yourself in the saddle, and you
are conveyed either backwards or forwards. When Mr. Wells is in the
saddle it is easy to see how highly pleasurable the adventures will be.
This clever idea has given Mr. Wells opportunity for full play of his
philosophic views.


IF I WERE KING

By JUSTIN HUNTLY MCCARTHY

A mediaeval romance of love and chivalry in which the poet Francois
Villon plays the leading part. It has drama, this story, and it seizes
the imagination.


MARCIA IN GERMANY

By SYBIL SPOTTISWOODE

Author of "Hedwig in England," etc.

Marcia is a bright, pleasant English girl, who goes to stay with her
German relations. As others before she finds it difficult to grasp a
different point of view, a different civilisation. The result is
amusingly set forth by this author, whose dialogue is always good.


GODFREY MARTIN: School Boy

By CHARLES TURLEY

One of the very best of boys' books. It is one of the rarest of all rare
things--a thoroughly sensible school story. The boys are human, neither
saints nor super-sinners, and the masters for once behave in a totally
reasonable way. And that doesn't prevent it being a rattling good story.


THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE

By STEPHEN CRANE

Author of "The Open Boat," etc.

The thunders of war, the life of regiments, the soul of humanity in
stress and dangers, its qualities and shortcomings are all written on
the pages of this thrilling and absorbing book. From the first paragraph
our enthusiasm is gained and is not let go till the last.

"Simply unapproached in intimate knowledge and sustained imaginative
strength."--SAT. REVIEW.


The STREET of ADVENTURE

By PHILIP GIBBS

The "Street" is Fleet Street of course, for in what other are so many
adventures to be found. The EVENING STANDARD says: "It has the quality
of big work.... The book positively pants with life."




_HEINEMANN'S 2s NET NOVELS_


THE SHUTTLE

By MRS. HODGSON BURNETT

Author of "Little Lord Fauntleroy," "The Secret Garden," etc.

"Takes its place at once and without dispute among the greater permanent
works of fiction. Breadth and sanity of outlook, absolute mastery of
human character and life, bigness of story interest, place Mrs. Hodgson
Burnett's new book alongside the best work of George Eliot.... The
dignity and strength of a great novel such as this put to the blush all
but a very few living English storytellers."--PALL MALL GAZETTE.

"A remarkable novel, for it is written with a sincerity and glow and
power which bear the reader restlessly along the strange current of
events that the writer sets herself to describe."--STANDARD.

"Mrs. Burnett has the gift of a narrator to a high degree, and in spite
of its faults, her latest novel makes a highly readable story."--DAILY
MAIL.

"A novel of the highest rank."--DAILY GRAPHIC.

Mrs. Burnett is a past-master in drawing her own countrywomen, and Betty
is a dazzling vision of youthful charm combined with business-like
competence."--THE QUEEN.

"The story is rich and spacious; it illustrates human nature, both
British and American, in a simple and massive way, and paints both in
the primary colours."--WESTMINSTER GAZETTE.


BELLA DONNA

By ROBERT HICHENS

Author of "The Londoners," "Flames," "An Imaginative Man," etc.

This is the excellent novel on which the excellent play of the same
title is founded. It is a book full of weird, haunting scenes of passion
in the desert, full of the strange sinister fatalism of Eastern minds.

"This is one of the best novels that we have ever read, and quite the
best that Mr. Robert Hichens has written. It combines the two elements
of which every good novel ought to be composed, subtle analysis of
character and an exciting plot.... We will not spoil the reading of this
book by sketching the thrilling plot, which is enacted on the Nile and
its banks. Needless to say, the Egyptian scenery and servants are
described by Mr. Hichens with affectionate familiarity."--SATURDAY
REVIEW.

"It is admirable drama. It lives with a present life, and moves swiftly.
Some of the situations are intensely thrilling; the dialogue is firm and
easy; the whole treatment forcible without theatricalism.... Our
attention is fixed at the start, and kept to the end, on a duel between
Isaacson and Bella Donna. It is magnificent ... there can be no denying
it is a very fine novel."--THE EVENING STANDARD AND ST. JAMES'S GAZETTE.

"It is particularly interesting; its characters are drawn with
particular care and splendid skill.... 'Bella Donna' is a fine study of
a woman of passion; remorseless in its truth, fascinating in its
unmasking of the hidden springs of selfish desire."--THE GLOBE.


THE BOOK OF A BACHELOR

By DUNCAN SCHWANN

Author of "The Magic of the Hill"

Mr. Duncan Schwann has recently been acclaimed as one of the four great
humourists in England at the present time. This "Book of a Bachelor" is
delightful reading of a light kind, but it carries weight also, for Mr.
Schwann has picked out the little feeblenesses and frailty of this world
as a background to his airy frivolity.

"A picturesque romance of modern life is this story by Duncan
Schwann.... There is, indeed, a good deal of cleverness in the
book."--WESTMINSTER GAZETTE.

"... Is decidedly entertaining. Mr. Schwann is an admirable journalist
who has already given proof of his power, but he has done nothing so
good as this ... which is intelligent, humorous, and on the side of the
angels."--BRITISH WEEKLY.

"There is knowledge of the world and some mild philosophy to be found in
this pleasant romance of modern life."--GLOBE.


A SHIP OF SOLACE

By ELEANOR MORDAUNT

Author of "The Garden of Contentment"

"The Garden of Contentment," those charming letters to Mr. Nobody, has
never ceased to sell from the moment it was published. The same may be
said of "A Ship of Solace," which is filled with the breath of the sea,
and the pleasing state of mind of complete idleness. It is a book for
quiet hours, to which one can turn with pleasurable anticipation of
repose and refreshment.

"Readers who like the scent of real sea air will revel in this truly
delightful book."--DAILY TELEGRAPH.


THE GIFT OF THE GODS

By FLORA ANNIE STEEL

Author of "On the Face of the Waters," "The Potter's Thumb," "From the
Five Rivers," etc. etc.

"She has that gift, rare now among novelists, of being interested, first
of all, in the story she has to tell. She is herself so strongly
interested that her readers are carried along with her and share in her
vitality and freshness."--STANDARD.

"Mrs. Steel gives us one admirably dramatic scene,--the death of an old
woman from shock at a sudden disillusion while on her way to the
Communion Table.... The squalid and starveling lot of crofters living on
barren soil in or towards the last decade of the 19th century is well
depicted."--ATHENAEUM.




THE NOVELS OF

E. F. BENSON

Uniform Edition. Crown 8vo. With coloured

Frontispiece and Wrapper. Each vol. 2s net

       *       *       *       *       *

DODO

"The readers of Mr. Benson's book will delight in this story. It is full
of interest and cleverness."--_Pall Mall Gazette._


THE VINTAGE

"We would recommend this to our readers. It has vivid characters staged
cleverly and a subtle charm which make the work thoroughly
enjoyable."--_British Weekly._


MAMMON & CO.

"Bright, witty dialogues and gay fascinating scenes. Full of humorous
sayings and witty things."--_Daily Telegraph._


THE LUCK OF THE VAILS

"This is a really thrilling and exciting tale of crime and mystery. It
is readable all through and full of entertainment."--_Times._


SCARLET AND HYSSOP

"Must be accounted a really brilliant piece of work, unsurpassed by
anything Mr Benson has given us."--_Pall Mall Gazette._


THE BOOK OF MONTHS & A REAPING

"The Bock of Months' is full of charm--real, persuasive, penetrating
charm--there rings the sincerity of real feeling and purpose."--_Daily
Chronicle._


THE CHALLONERS

"'The Challoners' must be pronounced not only the best book he has given
us but one of the best novels."--_Daily Mail._


THE ANGEL OF PAIN

"An admirably constructed story, brilliant character sketches, flashes
of good talk--a remarkably clever book."--_Guardian._


THE IMAGE OF THE SAND

"Even the sceptic must admit the grim power of the book."--_Bookman._


PAUL

"Mr. Benson at his gayest and best. Nothing could be more natural or
more amusing than most of the dialogue--full of admirable portraiture
and an abundance both of humour and humanity."--_Outlook._


SHEAVES

"Brilliant, clever, full of wise observations and sage
counsels."--_Standard._


THE CLIMBER

"His story is written with striking effect, and the author's wonderful
power of observation is to be found in almost every page."--_World._


JUGGERNAUT

"Delightful in its literary brightness and charm, it is also full of
exquisite and appealing humanity ... a fine achievement."--_Liverpool
Mercury._


ACCOUNT RENDERED

"This is an admirably written study of English modern life. Lovers of
Mr. Benson's work will be charmed with his latest novel."--_T.P.'s
Weekly._


THE OSBORNES

"As human and sincere as anything in 'Sheaves' or the 'Challoners.' A
charming story."--_Observer._




_HEINEMANN'S 7d NET NOVELS_


THE BONDMAN

By HALL CAINE

"Mr. Hall Caine has in this work placed himself beyond the front rank of
the novelists of the day. He has produced a story which is distinctly
ahead of all the fictional literature of our time, and fit to rank with
the most powerful fictional writing of the past century."--THE SCOTSMAN.


THE SCAPEGOAT

By HALL CAINE

"There are passages in 'The Scapegoat' which entitle Mr. Hall Caine to a
high place amongst contemporary writers of fiction."--DAILY CHRONICLE.


THE EBB-TIDE

By R. L. STEVENSON (In conjunction with LLOYD-OSBOURNE)

"The master storyteller is apparent to the reader of this book. It is
full of freshness, incident and character. It is a splendid
tale."--GUARDIAN.


THE CALL OF THE WILD

By JACK LONDON

"It is impossible not to recognise the skill with which Mr. London
follows out point by point the training of a sledge dog. 'The Call of
the Wild' is a very remarkable book."--DAILY TELEGRAPH.


THE WAR OF THE WORLDS

By H. G. WELLS

"Original and ingenious romance which attests strongly the variety and
fertility of Mr. Wells' imagination."--DAILY CHRONICLE.


FLAMES

By ROBERT HICHENS

"The picturesque charm of Mr. Hichens' style and his indisputable
command of the weird and mysterious will hold attention fixed from the
first chapter of this powerful story to the last."--GRAPHIC.


THE GADFLY

By E. L. VOYNICH

"It is more interesting and rich in promise than ninety-nine out of
every hundred novels that pass through the reviewer's hand."--ACADEMY.


SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

By RICHARD HARDING DAVIS

"Mr. Davis has the dramatic gift--he carries you along with him. One
need not wish for a better story of action than this."--ACADEMY.


THE LAST SENTENCE

By MAXWELL GRAY

"Any reader who wants an absorbing story, full of cleverness and
excitement, should read this book."--DAILY NEWS.


HER LADYSHIP'S ELEPHANT

By D. D. WELLS

"It is an admirable piece of humour with not a dull page in it from
beginning to end."--ATHENAEUM.

       *       *       *       *       *

London: WILLIAM HEINEMANN, 21 Bedford St., W.C.





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