The Project Gutenberg EBook of M. P.'s in Session, by Harry Furniss This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net Title: M. P.'s in Session From Mr. Punch's Parliamentary Portrait Gallery Author: Harry Furniss Release Date: August 1, 2009 [EBook #29560] Language: English Character set encoding: ASCII *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK M. P.'S IN SESSION *** Produced by David Edwards, Anne Storer and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive) M.P.'s IN SESSION. [Illustration] From MR. PUNCH'S PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAIT GALLERY. BY HARRY FURNISS. [Illustration] FAMILIAR FACES. MR. PUNCH (_CARTOONIST IN CHIEF_). "OH, I KNOW ALL YOU OLD MODELS, I WANT SOME NEW 'CHARACTER'!" _Frontispiece._ [Illustration] M.P.'s IN SESSION FROM MR. PUNCH'S PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAIT GALLERY My own Work Harry Furniss LONDON: BRADBURY AGNEW, & CO., 8, 9, 10, BOUVERIE STREET, E.C. 1889. PRINTED BY "MR. PUNCH" AT [Illustration] THE PRINTING OFFICES OF BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO., WHITEFRIARS, E.C. M.P.'s IN SESSION. _from Mr. Punch's Parliamentary Portrait Gallery._ [Illustration] W. V. HARCOURT. THE SPEAKER. C. N. WARTON. W. E. FORSTER. R. A. CROSS. J. G. DODSON. H. GLADSTONE. H. LABOUCHERE. R. N. FOWLER. THOROLD ROGERS. THE CHAPLAIN. W. LAWSON. C. DILKE. H. BROADHURST. H. LENNOX. SERJEANT-AT-ARMS. A. BARTLETT. J. CHAMBERLAIN. E. GIBSON. R. CHURCHILL. H. D. WOLFF. COMMONS SUMMONED TO UPPER HOUSE. [Illustration: THE CHAPLAIN. (HON. AND REV. F. E. C. BYNG.) "COMMONS PRAYERS."] [Illustration: RT. HON. A. W. PEEL. THE SPEAKER. "ORDER!"] [Illustration: ASSISTANT SERJEANT-AT-ARMS. (F. R. GOSSET.) "AU REVOIR!"] [Illustration: LEONARD H. COURTNEY. DEPUTY SPEAKER. "ESTIMATES."] [Illustration: LORD CLAUD HAMILTON. "LATE OF LIVERPOOL."] [Illustration: A. AKERS-DOUGLAS. "AN UNBROKEN FRONT."] [Illustration: C. BRADLAUGH. "HOUSE OF COMMONS' MANNER."] [Illustration: ALEX. H. BROWN. "A BROWN STUDY."] [Illustration: J. CHAMBERLAIN AND J. MORLEY. "THE RIVAL UMBRELLA."] [Illustration: RT. HON. J. H. MACDONALD. ABSENT FROM THE POST OF DANGER.] [Illustration: A. J. BALFOUR. IN HIS PLACE AT 4.30 A.M., TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 1887.] [Illustration: THE G. O. M. "WRITING TO THE QUEEN, AND COMMITTING THE 'HAPPY DISPATCH.'"] [Illustration: ASHMEAD-BARTLETT. EXTINCTION OF EYE. Effect of Proposed Scheme of Redistribution on Ashmead-Bartlett.] [Illustration: LORD HARTINGTON'S ATTITUDE TOWARDS MR. GLADSTONE.] [Illustration: MR. BRIGHT. "I CANNOT TURN MY BACK ON MYSELF." Of course he has tried to do so, and this shows him in the act of making the unsuccessful contortionist attempt.] [Illustration: J. LOWTHER. SIR R. PEEL. LORD H. LENNOX. SIR E. CLARKE. THE NEW FOURTH PARTY. IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FLATTERY.] [Illustration: H. CHAPLIN AND "THE AGRICULTURAL LABOURER."] [Illustration: BARON DE WORMS. COL. WALROND. AKERS-DOUGLAS. RECORD OF THE SESSION 1887.--422. "DEAD HEAT."] [Illustration: SIR STAFFORD NORTHCOTE. "Remote, unfriended, _solitary_, slow,"--or, Little "Tom All-alone" in the Lobby.] [Illustration: D. H. MACFARLANE. "THE SAILING-MASTER."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. The New President of the Working-Man's Conservative Association--"A Horny-handed Son of Toil."] [Illustration: COLONEL FRAS. DUNCAN, C.B. "Duncan comes here to-night, The gracious Duncan!" _Macbeth._] [Illustration: LORD H. LENNOX. "MOST IMPORTANT!" He was with Lord Salisbury for quite three minutes, and then left.] [Illustration: BRADLAUGH AND THE BEETLE. "FETCH IT UP, OLD HOSS!"] [Illustration: SIR W. V. HARCOURT. "MR. PECKSNIFF." "Lord Randolph Churchill"--(_groans and hisses_)--"'do not let us groan at our opponents.' Nay, my Christian brethren, do not let us groan or hiss at our opponents. We can find other ways of dealing with them."--_Speech at St. James's Hall._] [Illustration: SIR R. A. CROSS. "VERY CROSS."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. SIR J. E. GORST. SIR H. D. WOLFF. "ONE OF US." FIRST APPEARANCE OF SIR J. E. GORST AS SOLICITOR-GENERAL.] [Illustration: R. F. F. CAMPBELL. "HEAVY CAMPBELLER WITH BIG 'STAKE IN THE COUNTRY.'"] [Illustration: P. CALLAN AND G. CAVENDISH-BENTINCK. "MUDDLED MORALISTS."] [Illustration: HON. R. BOURKE. "BOURKE AND HAIR."] [Illustration: C. T. RITCHIE. DE WORMS. W. H. SMITH. R. CHURCHILL. R. A. CROSS. HICKS-BEACH. H. CHAPLIN. J. MANNERS. G. HAMILTON. NEW MEN AND OLD ATTITUDES. PRINCIPALS OF THE NEW CONSERVATIVE COMEDY COMPANY TRYING TO LOOK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LIKE THE OLD PUBLIC FAVOURITES.] [Illustration: GETTING GLADSTONE'S COLLAR UP.] [Illustration: C. B. STUART-WORTLEY. "PLEASE, SIR, I DID."] [Illustration: SIR U. J. K. SHUTTLEWORTH. "THE MILDEST-MANNERED MAN."] [Illustration: C. S. PARKER. "IF A MAN TOUCHES PITCH, &C."] [Illustration: J. P. B. ROBERTSON. "IRELAND AGAIN!"] [Illustration: H. MATTHEWS. "SAT SMILING."] [Illustration: J. GILHOOLY. "TOODJOUR PERDRICKS."] [Illustration: MARQUIS OF HARTINGTON. "STARTINGTON."] [Illustration: SIR C. FORSTER AND SIR R. A. CROSS. SIR RICHARD (VERY) CROSS. Off with his hat!... So much for----!] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. "A GLOOMY VIEW OF THE POLITICAL SITUATION."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL AND SIR H. DRUMMOND WOLFF. "RAPTUROUS DELIGHT OF THE FOURTH PARTY."] [Illustration: J. T. HIBBERT. "IT'S VERY STRANGE."] [Illustration: W. AGNEW. "RAPT ATTENTION."] [Illustration: A. ORR-EWING. (ORR-ANYTHINGELSE.)] [Illustration: A. ILLINGWORTH. "WAITING FOR OPPORTUNITY."] [Illustration: SIR R. TEMPLE. "THE SLEEPING BEAUTY."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. "RANDOLPH MEDITATING."] [Illustration: F. H. O'DONNELL. SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK BY ORDER OF THE SPEAKER.] [Illustration: CHRISTOPHER SYKES, M.P. "WHO PASSED THE CRAB AND LOBSTER BILL."] [Illustration: E. GIBB. "THE ECCLESTON GIBB-US MAKES ITS PRESENCE FELT."] [Illustration: R. DAVIES. "A LIVELY CONTEST."] [Illustration: H. H. COZENS-HARDY. "OUR HARDY COUSIN."] [Illustration: T. H. BOLTON. "THE MEMBER FOR EXTRAORDINARY TIES--NO--TITHES."] [Illustration: J. B. BALFOUR. "NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING!"] [Illustration: SIR MATTHEW WILSON. "POSTING HIS FAREWELL ADDRESS."] [Illustration: COLONEL TOTTENHAM. ["IRISH MEMBERS, THIS STYLE, 8S. 6D. EXTRA."]] [Illustration: LEONARD H. COURTNEY. "COURTEOUS COURTNEY OF CORNWALL."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. "NOT THE SHADOW OF A LEG TO STAND UPON."] [Illustration: SIR R. A. CROSS. "SIR RICHARD 'RECEIVES.'"] [Illustration: GLADSTONE BADGERED. "HERE JOSEPH GILLIS WAS IN HIS ELEMENT."] [Illustration: HON. C. R. SPENCER. "HAVE YOU PAIRED?"] [Illustration: R. W. DUFF. "WONDER IF HE'S PAIRED."] [Illustration: MITCHELL HENRY. "WHERE IS MY WORKING HAT?"] [Illustration: L. L. DILLWYN. "WOE IS ME!"] [Illustration: J. H. A. MACDONALD. "AIN'T I LIKE HARCOURT?"] [Illustration: G. J. GOSCHEN. J. CHAMBERLAIN. SIR H. JAMES. SIR G. O. TREVELYAN. MARQUIS OF HARTINGTON. A BACK SEAT.] [Illustration: T. HEALY. HERE'S TIMOTHY HEALY, WHO SPOKE TOO FREELY.] [Illustration: E. J. M. P. DE LISLE. HERE'S MR. DE LISLE, WHO "DIDN'T EVEN SMILE." (_Fancy Portrait_.)] [Illustration: BILL 'ARCUTT. SIR W. VERNON HARCOURT.--"I am in entire sympathy with the Costermongers."] [Illustration: W. H. SMITH. "THE O'SMITH. BIG WITH FATE. THE START."] [Illustration: THE FEROCIOUS FORESTER. "PENNY PLAIN, TWOPENCE COLOURED." [LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL was initiated into the mysteries of the Ancient Order of Foresters.]] [Illustration: R. CHAMBERLAIN. J. CHAMBERLAIN. "CHAMBERLAIN BROS."] THE ROYAL WESTMINSTER ACADEMY. [Illustration: W. E. G., PAINTED BY LD. R. CHURCHILL.] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL, BY W. E. G.] [Illustration: LORD HARTINGTON, BY SIR S. NORTHCOTE.] [Illustration: SIR S. NORTHCOTE, BY LD. HARTINGTON.] [Illustration: SIR W. V. HARCOURT, BY SIR R. A. CROSS.] [Illustration: SIR R. A. CROSS, BY SIR W. V. HARCOURT.] [Illustration: J. CHAMBERLAIN, BY J. LOWTHER.] [Illustration: J. LOWTHER, BY J. CHAMBERLAIN.] [Illustration: THE SPEAKER, BY HIMSELF.] [Illustration: THE SERJEANT-AT-ARMS, BY HIMSELF.] [Illustration: W. E. FORSTER, BY C. S. PARNELL.] [Illustration: C. S. PARNELL, BY W. E. FORSTER.] [Illustration: J. C. McCOAN, BY J. J. O'KILLY.] [Illustration: J. J. O'KILLY, BY J. C. MCCOAN.] (_Splendid Collection of Parliamentary Portraits, mostly done by "The Other Fellows." The Speaking Likenesses speak for themselves and for the Artists._) [Illustration: LORD A. W. HILL. "SUCH LARKS!"] [Illustration: THE STUDENT. LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL IS DELIGHTED AT BEING OUT OF OFFICE, AS HE WILL NOW HAVE LEISURE TO STUDY.] [Illustration: GEN. FRASER. "OF THE CAVALRY. A LIGHT WEIGHT."] [Illustration: GEORGE CAVENDISH-BENTINCK. "WHO WAS MOKETTO?"] [Illustration: H. LABOUCHERE. W. V. HARCOURT. W. E. GLADSTONE. LABBY AND "THE MERRY OLD GENTLEMAN." "QUIPS AND CRANKS."] [Illustration: J. STANSFELD. "LOCAL GOVERNMENT."] [Illustration: D. J. JENKINS. "THE RESOLUTE APPEARANCE OF THE COAT-TAIL."] [Illustration: W. H. K. REDMOND. BRUTUS ROSCIUS KEAN R-DM-ND, JUN. "Yah! Yah!"] [Illustration: COL. G. SALIS-SCHWABE. "DON'T YOU HEAR A SMELL?"] [Illustration: D. H. MACFARLANE. "HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SIT DOWN."] [Illustration: COL. HUGHES HALLETT. "MADE A DESPERATE ATTACK."] [Illustration: G. B. GREGORY. GREGORY THE GREAT.] [Illustration: LORD LYMINGTON. "WITH AMBLING GRACE."] [Illustration: G. BEITH. "PRESCIENCE OF COMING DOOM."] THE ROYAL WESTMINSTER ACADEMY. [Illustration: SIR CHARLES DILKE, PAINTED BY ASHMEAD-BARTLETT.] [Illustration: ASHMEAD-BARTLETT, BY SIR CHARLES DILKE.] [Illustration: G. O. TREVELYAN, BY J. G. BIGGAR.] [Illustration: J. G. BIGGAR, BY G. O. TREVELYAN.] [Illustration: CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN, BY W. R. SMITH.] [Illustration: W. H. SMITH, BY CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN.] [Illustration: H. LABOUCHERE, BY C. NEWDEGATE.] [Illustration: C. NEWDEGATE, BY H. LABOUCHERE.] [Illustration: J. K. CROSS, BY W. WOODALL.] [Illustration: W. WOODALL, BY J. K. CROSS.] [Illustration: J. BRIGHT, BY HIMSELF.] [Illustration: J. COWEN, BY HIMSELF.] [Illustration: SIR W. LAWSON, BY A MEMBER WHO DOES NOT AGREE WITH HIM.] [Illustration: THE MEMBER, BY SIR W. LAWSON.] (_Splendid Collection of Parliamentary Portraits, mostly done by "The Other Fellows." The Speaking Likenesses speak for themselves and for the Artists._) [Illustration: G. C. T. BARTLEY. "PUT A PENNY IN, AND THE FIGURE WILL MOVE."] [Illustration: A. BLAINE. "STROLLED IN JUST IN TIME."] [Illustration: J. CARVELL WILLIAMS. "WILL NO MORE PARALYSE THE CHURCH PARTY."] [Illustration: LORD RICHARD GROSVENOR. "RICHARD'S HIMSELF AGAIN!"] [Illustration: DAVID PUGH. "THIS WON'T DO!"] [Illustration: H. LABOUCHERE. "TURNS HIS BACK ON CHAMBERLAIN."] [Illustration: SIR H. VIVIAN. "LITTLE HUSSEY!"] [Illustration: A. McARTHUR. "PLEASE, SIR, I WON'T DO IT AGAIN."] [Illustration: O'HEA. O'SHEA. "HAPPY COMBINATION OF CIRCUMSTANCES."] [Illustration: T. DUCKHAM. "A RATHER MELANCHOLY ASPECT."] [Illustration: WILSON LLOYD. "ORATORICAL ATTITUDE EMINENTLY SEDUCTIVE."] [Illustration: R. STRONG. "ALWAYS EQUAL TO A QUORUM."] [Illustration: J. RIGBY, Q.C. "RESUMED DEBATE ON HOME RULE."] [Illustration: H. RICHARD (_Himself again_). "DETERMINED TO HAVE THIS OUT."] [Illustration: WM. O'BRIEN. "DEALING WITH THE SITUATION."] [Illustration: WILLIAM WOODALL. "INTRODUCES HIS LITTLE MISS BILLIMINA."] [Illustration: W. S. ROBSON. "TAKEN AFTER HIS DEFEAT."] [Illustration: LD. HARTINGTON. LD. R. CHURCHILL. J. CHAMBERLAIN. BEHIND THE SPEAKER'S CHAIR.] [Illustration: SIR R. TEMPLE. "EXTERIOR OF THE TEMPLE, BY OUR CON-TEMPLE-LATIVE ARTIST."] [Illustration: J. WOODHEAD. "HE ALWAYS WENT HOME TO TEA."] [Illustration: SIR DONALD CURRIE. "JUST ARRIVED!"] [Illustration: H. SPICER. "AIN'T I LIKE LORD SALISBURY?"] HENRY CHAPLIN. [Illustration: CHAPLIN'S OPPORTUNITY.] "A ready wit and a fluent tongue are valuable auxiliaries. But force of character, consciousness of power, masculine ability in grappling with complicated questions, and that species of eloquence, the effect of which arises rather from earnestness, straightforwardness, and elevation of sentiment, than from sparkling or elaborate rhetoric, give a man a position in the House of Commons which leaves him little in need of such other gifts as we have mentioned."--_Standard, Dec. 30._ [Illustration: J. CHAMBERLAIN. "10 TO 1 ON URGENCY!"] [Illustration: SIR P. O'BRIEN. "SIR P. O'BRIEN INVOKES THE DIVINE SARAH."] [Illustration: WM. WOODALL. "NINE TIMES BEFORE IT BURST!"] [Illustration: SIR G. O. TREVELYAN. "TEMPORARY RETIREMENT."] [Illustration: W. H. SMITH. "FANCY GERMAN PORTRAIT OF GENERAL SIR SMITH, THE BRITISH SECRETARY OF STATE FOR WAR." THE REALITY-- "W. H. SMITH, ESQ., WAR OFFICE."] [Illustration: DR. TANNER. "IT'S NO PLACE FOR IRISHMEN!"] [Illustration: J. J. O'KELLY. "THE O'KELLY!"] [Illustration: C. A. V. CONYBEARE. "CONNYBEARE HIM!" (SCOTCH JOKE.)] [Illustration: SIR ROBERT PEEL. "WENT WRONG ON THE HOME-RULE QUESTION."] [Illustration: E. HENEAGE. "ANY AGE YOU LIKE."] [Illustration: G. O. MORGAN. "A BARD."] [Illustration: BARON DE WORMS. "THAT'S THE DIET FOR WORMS."] [Illustration: H. CECIL RAIKES AND SIR LYON PLAYFAIR. "MEMBERS WHO HAVE PASSED THE CHAIR."] [Illustration: PROFESSOR ROGERS. "A CLASSIC TONE TO CONVERSATION."] [Illustration: J. G. BIGGAR. "I'M AGIN REPRESSION ANYWHERE."] [Illustration: G. J. GOSCHEN. "A PUZZLE TO HIMSELF."] [Illustration: W. V. HARCOURT. J. CHAMBERLAIN. THE ROUND-TABLE CONFERENCE. (From a report by _Our Young Man_.)] [Illustration: G. HOWELL. "URGENT PUBLIC IMPORTANCE."] [Illustration: W. R. CREMER. "AMENDMENT REJECTED."] [Illustration: J. LEICESTER. "SO EXCITED."] [Illustration: E. H. PICKERSGILL. "HAS HIS EYE UPON HIM."] [Illustration: JOSEPH ARCH. "BUT SICK IN THE SOWL."] [Illustration: C. FENWICK AND T. BURT. "THE WAIL OF MESSRS. FENWICK AND BURT."] [Illustration: J. A. PICTON. [TOBY HAS MANY SELECT PORTRAITS IN HIS ALBUM, BUT THIS IS A PICTON.]] [Illustration: J. O'CONNOR. "A NOTE OF ADMIRATION!"] [Illustration: J. A. JACOBY. "CAN'T HELP SMILING."] [Illustration: SIR G. CAMPBELL. "AND SUCH A HORSE!"] [Illustration: T. SEXTON. "LIAR!"] [Illustration: MUNDELLA. "THE OLD PARLIAMENTARY NOES."] [Illustration: T. D. SULLIVAN. "FRESH FROM CHANNEL PASSAGE."] [Illustration: G. J. GOSCHEN. "OH, WHAT A SURPRISE!"] [Illustration: LORD CHARLES BERESFORD. "CHARLIE HORNPIPING TO THEM."] [Illustration: SIR E. BATES. "COULD SEE THEM MOVING IN THE AIR."] [Illustration: W. H. SMITH. "READY!"] [Illustration: R. GENT-DAVIS. "DAVIS SUM, NON OEDIPUS."] [Illustration: J. ROBERTS. "ALL IS NOT FLINT THAT LOOKS STONY."] [Illustration: G. PITT LEWIS. "GO IT, LITTLE 'UN!"] [Illustration: CHRISTOPHER SYKES. "EARLY TO BED," AND "EARLY TO RISE!" OR, "KEEPING UP THE XTOPHER."--_March 22, 1887._] [Illustration: SIR B. SAMUELSON. "LE PERE."] [Illustration: W. AMBROSE. "AMBROSIAL ELOQUENCE."] [Illustration: S. MONTAGU. "SOMETHING IN THE CITY."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL AND W. E. GLADSTONE. "WHAT! WOULD THEY GAG HIM?"] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. "DOESN'T PUT HIS FOOT DOWN."] [Illustration: SIR J. McGAREL HOGG. "NOT GOING THE WHOLE HOGG."] [Illustration: H. NORTHCOTE. "BURNING QUESTIONS."] [Illustration: J. FINLAYSON. "HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT OUT?"] [Illustration: O'GORMAN MAHON. "KNOCKING AT THE DOOR."] [Illustration: A. B. WINTERBOTHAM. "SMILES AUDIBLY."] [Illustration: R. U. PENROSE FITZGERALD. "ROBINSON CRUSOE, M.P."] [Illustration: MATT. HARRIS. "AWKWARD QUESTION THIS!"] [Illustration: W. DAVIES. "NOT ALL BEER AND SKITTLES."] [Illustration: LORD JOHN MANNERS. "THE NEW DUKE."] [Illustration: B. HINGLEY. "AND, PRAY, WHY DO YOU DO THAT?"] [Illustration: I. HOLDEN. "YOUNG 'OLDEN."] [Illustration: ALDERMAN W. COOK. "PERSONALLY CONDUCTED."] [Illustration: SIR A. BORTHWICK. "WHO'S HE?"] [Illustration: F. W. MACLEAN AND LORD R. CHURCHILL. _Past and present Members for Woodstock._ "A PRETTY SCENE."] [Illustration: L. A. ATHERLEY-JONES. "ON THE WATCH."] [Illustration: P. ESSLEMONT. "WAITING FOR A HEARING."] [Illustration: COL. NOLAN. "COLLAPSED!"] [Illustration: DR. J. FARQUHARSON. "THINKING IT OVER."] [Illustration: H. CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN. "ORDER IS TIM'S FIRST LAW."] [Illustration: M. BIDDULPH. "LOOK OUT!"] [Illustration: SIR E. CLARKE. "SCANDALOUS!"] [Illustration: MORGAN HOWARD. "HOW 'ARD IS MY LOT!"] [Illustration: C. T. RITCHIE. "MEPHISTOPHELES, M.P."] [Illustration: J. LEAHY. "THAT'S THE WORST OF THESE FELLOWS."] [Illustration: H. C. E. CHILDERS. "H(ERE) C(OMES) E(VERYBODY) CH-LD-RS."] [Illustration: H. J. WILSON. "MUST KEEP UP DIGNITY OF PARLIAMENT."] [Illustration: S. SMITH. "ON THE PROWL."] [Illustration: G. NEWNES. "WHEN FOUND, MAKE A NOTE OF."] [Illustration: W. ABRAHAM. "CLYWCH! CLYWCH!"] [Illustration: A. AKERS-DOUGLAS. "THE SPRIGHTLY WHIP."] [Illustration: W. F. LAWRENCE. "A CONSTITUENT I PRESUME!"] [Illustration: SIR WM. HARCOURT. "THE MORNING'S REFLECTIONS."] [Illustration: C. WRIGHT. "A CLAUSE EVERY SIXTY SECONDS!"] [Illustration: W. JOHNSTON. "STOP THIEF!"] [Illustration: SIR J. H. KENNAWAY. "WE'VE LOST TWO HOURS' PRECIOUS TIME!"] [Illustration: SMALL AND BIGGAR. "THE OULD COUNTHRY."] [Illustration: W. CODDINGTON. "L27,000!"] [Illustration: ADMIRAL FIELD. "TINDAL ROBERTSON'S CONVOY."] [Illustration: LORD RAMSAY. "PROMOTED."] [Illustration: JAMES WATSON. "WHILST JOSEPH GILLIS PASSES."] [Illustration: SIR J. E. GORST. "THINKING OF THE BO'SUN."] [Illustration: J. C. BOLTON. "MR. BOLTON'S COGITATION."] [Illustration: W. S. CAINE. "COLUMBUS, M.P."] [Illustration: HON. C. R. SPENCER, M.P. "MASHER OF PARLIAMENT."] [Illustration: SIR W. LAWSON. "I RISE TO ORDER."] [Illustration: ENTER SIR G. O. TREVELYAN. "RATTLING MAJORITY."] [Illustration: EXIT E. RUSSELL. "POPULARITY WITH BOTH SIDES."] [Illustration: J. A. BALFOUR. "FIRMNESS WITHOUT RASHNESS?"] [Illustration: R. B. FINLAY. "A Q.C., M.P.--THE LONG OF IT."] [Illustration: J. J. O'KELLY. "J. J. O'KILLY, ESQ., M.P., IN HIS GREAT DUELLIST ENTERTAINMENT, ADAPTED FROM THE FRENCH."] [Illustration: S. D. WADDY. "ANOTHER Q.C., M.P.--THE SHORT OF IT."] [Illustration: ALDERMAN CHAPLIN, M.P. "AND OTHER GOOD MEN."] [Illustration: GEN. SIR E. B. HAMLEY. "AN ELOQUENT SPEECH."] [Illustration: J. H. A. MACDONALD. "THE LORD ADVOCATE'S ATTITUDE TOWARDS SCOTCH MEMBERS."] [Illustration: J. M. McLEAN. "MCLEAN INTERPOSES."] [Illustration: C. C. LACAITA. "HOW VERY ABRUPT!"] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL. "DEAR ME! THERE SURELY CAN'T BE ANY DIFFICULTY IN SELECTING A PRIME MINISTER!"] [Illustration: J. D. PYNE. "REQUIRES A GREAT DEAL OF FORCING."] [Illustration: C. BRADLAUGH. "WANTS TO KNOW."] [Illustration: DR. C. CAMERON. "THE CAMERON PIBROCH."] [Illustration: THOMAS SHAW. "STRUCK ALL OF A HEAP."] [Illustration: T. BURT. "STILL FULL OF FIGHT."] [Illustration: G. H. ALLSOPP. "THE STATE IN DANGER."] [Illustration: HON. C. R. SPENCER. "A SERIOUS POLITICIAN."] [Illustration: P. A. MUNTZ. "TALKED IT OUT!"] [Illustration: J. DODDS. "HEAD OF THE DODD FAMILY."] [Illustration: A. J. BALFOUR AND THE LORD ADVOCATE. "OBSTRUCTION!"] [Illustration: STEPHEN MASON. "EXIT."] [Illustration: SIR CHAS. FORSTER. "STILL LITHE ENOUGH."] [Illustration: SIR J. R. MOWBRAY. "COME, COME, NOW!"] [Illustration: SIR W. C. BROOKS. "CONGRATULATORY CUNLIFFE."] [Illustration: J. F. X. O'BRIEN. "LOOKING DAGGERS."] [Illustration: T. B. POTTER. "LAID IN A GOOD STOCK."] [Illustration: ARTHUR H. D. ACLAND. "EDUCATION."] [Illustration: JOHN BRIGHT. "BRIGHTER THAN EVER."] [Illustration: SIR J. SIMON. "HUSH! I HEAR THE PIEMAN."] [Illustration: H. SMITH WRIGHT. "LEADING THE WAY."] [Illustration: LORD CLAUD HAMILTON. "EXIT LORD CLAUD."] [Illustration: R. B. HALDANE. "HALDANE, VINCIT!"] [Illustration: THE MARQUIS OF GRANBY. "DEMME!"] [Illustration: F. LOCKWOOD, Q.C. "OUR ARTIST Q.C."] [Illustration: SIR LEWIS PELLY. "PELLY-MELLY."] [Illustration: J. E. W. ADDISON. "'SPECTATOR' IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS."] [Illustration: THE SPEAKER. THE CLERKS. J. BRIGHT. W. E. FORSTER. W. V. HARCOURT. W. E. GLADSTONE. R. A. CROSS. S. NORTHCOTE. W. H. SMITH. SERJT.-AT-ARMS. A. J. MUNDELLA. T. D. HARTINGTON. J. CHAMBERLAIN. LD. J. MANNERS. R. CHURCHILL. H. D. WOLFF.] [Illustration: C. N. WARTON. J. BIGGAR. A. BARTLETT. C. BRADLAUGH. C. S. PARNELL. T. HEALY. J. J. O'KELLY. THE WESTMINSTER WAX-WORKS.] [Illustration: LEONARD H. COURTNEY. "COURTNEY'S QUICK CHANGE."] [Illustration: SIR WM. V. HARCOURT. "UNCLE PUMBLECHOOK."] [Illustration: R. CUNINGHAME GRAHAM. "THINKING OF THE 'ORNY 'ANDED ONE."] [Illustration: E. S. W. DE COBAIN. "PROBLEM: TO FIND THE THIRD BILL."] [Illustration: SIR R. TEMPLE. "THE TAJ."] [Illustration: P. M'LAGAN. "THE JUDICIOUS M'LAGAN."] [Illustration: JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN. "JUST IN TIME."] [Illustration: H. GARDNER. "THE GRAND YOUNG GARDNER."] [Illustration: G. P. FULLER. "G. P. FULLER LAUGHED."] [Illustration: H. CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN AND H. LABOUCHERE. "HUMORISTS OF THE HOUSE."] [Illustration: T. W. RUSSELL. "GOIN' BOCK AGEN."] [Illustration: H. CAMPBELL. "THE CAMPBELL WHO IS NOT COMING."] [Illustration: H. MATTHEWS. "IN THE HEAT OF ARGUMENT."] [Illustration: C. S. PARNELL. "SIR PARNELL."] [Illustration: LORD R. CHURCHILL AND W. E. GLADSTONE. "SWEETS TO THE SWEET."] THE ROYAL WESTMINSTER ACADEMY. [Illustration: LD. SELBORNE, PAINTED BY LORD CAIRNS.] [Illustration: LORD CAIRNS, BY LORD SELBORNE.] [Illustration: EARL GRANVILLE, BY MARQUIS OF SALISBURY.] [Illustration: MAR. OF SALISBURY, BY EARL GRANVILLE.] [Illustration: EARL DERBY, BY LORD CARNARVON.] [Illustration: LORD CARNARVON, BY EARL DERBY.] [Illustration: EARL SPENCER, BY DUKE OF ABERCORN.] [Illustration: DUKE OF ABERCORN, BY EARL SPENCER.] [Illustration: LORD SHERBROOKE, BY LORD CRANBROOK.] [Illustration: LORD CRANBROOK, BY LORD SHERBROOKE.] [Illustration: DUKE OF ARGYLL, BY HIMSELF.] [Illustration: BISHOP OF PETERBOROUGH, BY SOME ONE'S DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.] (_Splendid Collection of Parliamentary Portraits, mostly done by "The Other Fellows." The Speaking Likenesses speak for themselves and for the Artists._) [Illustration: COL. E. J. SAUNDERSON. "WHIRROO!"] [Illustration: W. E. GLADSTONE AND LORD R. CHURCHILL. A COLLARABLE IMITATION. "SO SORRY YOU'VE LOST YOUR VOICE!"] [Illustration: SIR E. WATKIN. "LORD TANNEL-CHUNNEL."] [Illustration: WM. O'BRIEN. "NO GESTURES!"] [Illustration: ADMIRAL R. C. MAYNE. "YOU MAY AND YOU MAYNE'T." _Old Saw_.] [Illustration: W. E. GLADSTONE. "SHOOTING SEASON--THE GLADSTONE PRESERVES."] [Illustration: H. C. E. CHILDERS. "SUM TIME! SUM TIME!"] [Illustration: SIR STAFFORD NORTHCOTE. "THE WAYS OF LIFE ARE DIFFERENT NOW."] [Illustration: JOHN BRIGHT. "J. B., THE POLITE LETTER-WRITER."] [Illustration: A DISCORD IN BLACK AND WHITE. HARTINGTON. HARCOURT. RUSSELL. GLADSTONE. TREVELYAN. THE SPEAKER. MANNERS. NORTHCOTE. SMITH. CROSS. LOWTHER. WORMS. WARTON. MUNDELLA. BRIGHT. CHAMBERLAIN. WOLFF. THE CLERKS. SERJEANT-AT-ARMS. SIR J. E. GORST. CHAPLIN. FORSTER. F. H. O'DONNELL. J. BIGGAR.] [Illustration: 1828. 1834. 1852. 1859. 1865. 1866. 1874. WELLINGTON. PEEL. ABERDEEN. PALMERSTON. RUSSELL. DERBY. DISRAELI. RETROSPECTS; OR, BACK VIEWS.] [Illustration: FAWCETT. TREVELYAN. GLADSTONE. CHAMBERLAIN. HARTINGTON. DODSON. BRIGHT. HARCOURT. CHILDERS. DILKE. MUNDELLA. "THE NOES-ES HAVE IT."--1882.] [Illustration: J. CHAMBERLAIN. J. BRIGHT. SIR W. HARCOURT. LORD HARTINGTON. W. E. GLADSTONE. W. E. FORSTER. J. G. DODSON. SOME OF THE HEADS OF THE GOVERNMENT.--1882.] [Illustration: VISCOUNT WOLMER SAID:--"HE SAW HON. MEMBERS TOSS THEIR HEADS." OUR SPECIAL ARTIST HERE GIVES THE EFFECT, SHOWING HOW SOME HON. MEMBERS LOST THEIR HEADS, AND HOW OTHERS BECAME WRONG-HEADED.] [Illustration: "O-DOUR WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?" "THE NOSE HAVE IT." "YOU WILL NOSE IT IN THE LOBBY."--_Shakspear_.] PARLIAMENTARY INDEX. 1882-1888. [_The date attached to each name refers to the No. of "Punch."_] PAGE ABRAHAM, W. (_Aug. 20, '87_) 45 ACLAND, ARTHUR H. D. (_May 5, '88_) 55 ADDISON, J. E. W. (_July 14, '88_) 56 AGNEW, WILLIAM (_June 26, '86_) 12 ALLSOPP, HON. G. H. (_May 12, '88_) 52 AMBROSE, WILLIAM (_Apr. 23, '87_) 38 ARCH, JOSEPH (_Apr. 3, '86_) 34 ASHMEAD-BARTLETT, E. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_June 30, '83_) 57 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Dec. 13, '84_) 4 " " (_May 30, '85_) 15 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 ATHERLEY-JONES, LL. A. (_July 16, '87_) 41 BALFOUR, RT. HON. ARTHUR J. (_Apr. 2, '87_) 4 " " (_Aug. 20, '87_) 53 " " (_Oct. 22, '87_) 49 BALFOUR, RT. HON. J. B. (_May 15, '86_) 14 BARTLEY, G. C. T. (_June 25, '87_) 24 BATES, SIR E. (_Apr. 9, '87_) 36 BEACH, RT. HON. SIR M. HICKS- (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 BEITH, G. (_Oct. 30, '86_) 22 BENTINCK, RT. HON. G. CAVENDISH- (_Aug. 8, '85_) 8 " " (_Mar. 10, '88_) 20 BERESFORD, LORD CHARLES (_Mar. 26, '87_) 36 BIDDULPH, MICHAEL (_Oct. 2, '86_) 43 BIGGAR, JOSEPH G. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_June 30, '83_) 57 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_May 30, '85_) 15 " " (_Feb. 5, '87_) 33 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Sept. 10, '87_) 46 BLAINE, A. (_Sept. 11, '86_) 24 BOLTON, J. C. (_Mar. 17, '88_) 47 BOLTON, T. H. (_Apr. 24, '86_) 14 BORTHWICK, SIR ALGERNON (_July 9, '87,_) 41 BOURKE, RT. HON. R. (_Aug. 22, '85_) 8 BRADLAUGH, CHARLES (_Dec. 5, '85,_) _Frontisp._ " " (_June 30, '83_) 57 " " (_July 28, '83_) 7 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Sept. 3, '87_) 3 " " (_Feb. 25, '88_) 51 BRAND, RT. HON. SIR HENRY (_July 7, '83_) 19 BRIGHT, RT. HON. JOHN (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_Aug. 5, '82_) 4 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Aug. 15, '85_) 63 " " (_July 3, '86_) 55 BROADHURST, HENRY (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 BROOKS, SIR W. C. (_May 12, '88_) 54 BROWN, A. L. (_May 15, '86_) 3 BURT, THOMAS (_Oct. 1, '87_) 34 " (_Aug. 27, '87_) 52 BYNG, HON. AND REV. F. E. C. (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Mar. 13, '86_) 2 CAINE, WILLIAM S. (_Aug. 27, '87_) 48 CALLAN, PHILIP (_Aug. 8, '85_) 8 CAMERON, DR. C. (_Mar. 3, '88_) 52 CAMPBELL-BANNERMAN, RT. HON. H. (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_June 19, '86_) 59 " " (_May 7, '87_) 42 CAMPBELL, SIR G. (_Sept. 25, '86_) 35 CAMPBELL, H. (_July 14, '88_) 60 CAMPBELL, RICHARD F. F. (_Apr. 24, '86_) 8 CHAMBERLAIN, RT. HON. JOSEPH (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Feb. 13, '86_) 3 " " (_Mar. 20, '86_) 18 " " (_Apr. 10, '86_) 17 " " (_Sept. 18, '86_) 27 " " (_Jan. 22, '87_) 33 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_June 18, '87_) 29 " " (_Aug. 4, '88_) 59 CHAMBERLAIN, RICHARD (_Mar. 20, '86_) 18 CHAPLIN, RT. HON. HENRY (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_May 30, '85_) 15 " " (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Apr. 10, '86_) 5 " " (_Jan. 8, '87_) 29 " " (_Apr. 28, '88_) 50 CHILDERS, RT. HON. HUGH C. E. (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_Oct. 4, '84_) 63 " " (_July 23, '87_) 44 CHURCHILL, LORD RANDOLPH (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Mar. 31, '83_) 39 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Oct. 25, '84_) 18 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Apr. 25, '85_) 60 " " (_May 2, '85_) 6 " " (_June 20, '85_) 11 " " (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_July 25, '85_) 8 " " (_Aug. 22, '85_) 62 " " (_Feb. 6, '86_) 13 " " (_Feb. 13, '86_) 20 " " (_July 24, '86_) 51 " " (_Sept. 4, '86_) 38 " " (_Sept. 18, '86_) 27 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 15, 66 " " (_July 16, '87_) 41 " " (_Mar. 24, '88_) 11 CLARKE, SIR E. (_July 25, '85_) 5 " (_July 30, '87_) 43 CODDINGTON, WILLIAM (_July 23, '87_) 46 CONYBEARE, CHARLES A. V. (_Sept. 25, '86_) 31 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 COOK, ALDERMAN W. (_Aug. 7, '86_) 41 COURTNEY, LEONARD H. (_Apr. 24, '86_) 15 " " (_Mar. 26, '87_) 2 " " (_Apr. 14, '88_) 58 COWEN, JOSEPH (_July 28, '83_) 23 COZENS-HARDY, H. H. (_Apr. 24, '86_) 14 CREMER, W. R. (_Feb. 12, '87_) 34 CROSS, J. K. (_July 28, '83_) 23 CROSS, RT. HON. SIR RICHARD A. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Apr. 1, '82_) 11 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Aug. 1, '85_) 7 " " (_May 15, '86_) 15 CURRIE, SIR DONALD (_Mar. 3, '88_) 28 DAVIES, R. (_Aug. 7, '86_) 14 DAVIES, W. (_May 7, '87_) 40 DE COBAIN, E. S. W. (_Apr. 21, '88_) 58 DE LISLE, E. J. M. P. (_Aug. 6, '87_) 17 DE WORMS, BARON H. (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Mar. 5, '87_) 32 " " (_Sept. 24, '87_) 5 DILKE, SIR CHARLES (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 DILLWYN, LEWIS L. (_May 22, '86_) 16 DISRAELI, RT. HON. B. (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 DODDS, J. (_Apr. 14, '88_) 53 DODSON, RT. HON. J. G. (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 DOUGLAS, A. AKERS- (_Sept. 10, '87_) 45 " " (_Sept. 24, '87_) 5 " " (_Aug. 18, '88_) 3 DUCKHAM, T. (_Aug. 7, '86_) 25 DUFF, ROBERT W. (_May 15, '86_) 16 DUNCAN, COLONEL (_Feb. 18, '88_) 6 ESSLEMONT, PETER (_May 21, '87_) 42 EWING, A. ORR- (_May 22, '86_) 12 FARQUHARSON, DR. J. (_May 14, '87_) 42 FAWCETT, PROF. HENRY (_July 8, '82_) 65 FENWICK, C. (_Oct. 1, '87_) 34 FIELD, ADMIRAL (_Mar. 24, '88_) 47 FINLAY, R. B. (_Oct. 8, '87_) 49 FINLAYSON, J. (_June 5, '86_) 39 FITZGERALD, R. U. PENROSE (_May 28, '87_) 40 FORSTER, SIR C. (_Apr. 1, '82_) 11 " (_Aug. 11, '88_) 53 FORSTER, RT. HON. W. E. (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 FOWLER, SIR R. H. (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 FRASER, GENERAL (_May 15, '86_) 20 FULLER, G. P. (_Feb. 25, '88_) 59 GARDNER, H. (_July 28, '88_) 59 GENT-DAVIS, R. (_Feb. 26, '87_) 37 GIBB, ECCLESTON (_Apr. 24, '86_) 13 GIBSON, RT. HON. E. (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 GILHOOLY, JAMES (_May 28, '87_) 10 GLADSTONE, RT. HON. W. E. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_Apr. 8, '82_) 9 " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Sept. 27, '84_) 63 " " (_Apr. 25, '85_) 60 " " (_May 30, '85_) 15 " " (_June 20, '85_) 4 " " (_Aug. 22, '85_) 62 " " (_May 29, '86_) 21 " " (_Sept. 4, '86_) 38 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Sept. 3, '87_) 4 GLADSTONE, HERBERT J. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 GORST, SIR J. E. (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " (_July 25, '85_) 8 " (_Feb. 25, '88_) 47 GOSCHEN, RT. HON. G. J. (_Apr. 10, '86_) 17 " " (_Oct. 30, '86_) 33 " " (_Apr. 30, '87_) 36 GOSSET, RALPH A. (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_July 28, '83_) 7 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 GOSSET, FRANCIS R. (_Oct. 2. '86_) 2 GRAHAM, R. CUNINGHAME (_July 28, '88_) 58 GRANBY, MARQUIS OF (_Aug. 4, '88_) 56 GREGORY, G. B. (_Mar. 6, '86_) 22 GROSVENOR, LORD RICHARD (_Oct. 11, '84_) 24 HALDANE, R. B. (_Nov. 24, '88_) 56 HALLETT, COLONEL HUGHES (_June 12, '86_) 22 HAMILTON, LORD CLAUD (_Aug. 18, '88_) 56 " " (_Sept. 22, '88_) 3 HAMILTON, RT. HON. LORD GEO. (_July 5, '85_) 9 HAMLEY, GENERAL SIR E. (_Mar. 17, '88_) 50 HARCOURT, RT. HON. SIR WM. V. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Nov. 29, '84_) 18 " " (_June 27, '85_) 7 " " (_May 29, '86_) 21 " " (_Jan. 22, '87_) 33 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Oct. 8, '87_) 45 " " (_June 16, '88_) 58 HARRIS, MATTHEW (_May 21, '87_) 40 HARTINGTON, MARQUIS OF (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_Mar. 18, '82_) 65 " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 61 " " (_Feb. 13, '86_) 11 " " (_April 10, '86_) 17 " " (_Sept. 18, '86_) 27 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Sept. 3, '87_) 4 HEALY, T. M. (_June 30, '83_) 57 " (_Aug. 6, '87_) 17 HENEAGE, RT. HON. EDWARD (_Mar. 5, '87_) 32 HENRY, MITCHELL (_May 1, '86_) 16 HIBBERT, J. T. (_Aug. 21, '86_) 12 HILL, LORD ARTHUR W. (_Feb. 19, '87_) 20 HINGLEY, BENJAMIN (_June 26, '86_) 41 HOGG, SIR JAMES MCGAREL (_Feb. 12, '87_) 39 HOLDEN, ISAAC (_July 9, '87_) 41 HOWARD, MORGAN (_Oct. 2, '86_) 43 HOWELL, GEORGE (_Mar. 12, '87_) 34 ILLINGWORTH, A. (_June 12, '86_) 12 JACOBY, JAMES A. (_Sept. 18, '86_) 35 JAMES, SIR HENRY (_Apr. 10, '86_) 17 JENKINS, D. J. (_Aug. 21, '86_) 21 JOHNSTON, W. (_Aug. 6, '87_) 46 KENNAWAY, SIR J. H. (_July 30, '87_) 46 LABOUCHERE, HENRY (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_May 1, '86_) 25 " " (_May 29, '86_) 21 " " (_June 19, '86_) 59 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 LACAITA, C. C. (_Feb. 18, '88_) 51 LAWRENCE, W. F. (_Sept. 22, '88_) 45 LAWSON, SIR WILFR. (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Sept. 22, '88_) 48 LEAHY, J. (_July 23, '87_) 43 LEICESTER, J. (_Apr. 3, '86_) 34 LENNOX, RT. HON. LORD HENRY (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_June 27, '85_) 7 " " (_July 25, '85_) 5 LEWIS, G. PITT- (_Apr. 9, '87_) 37 LLOYD, WILSON (_Aug. 21, '86_) 26 LOCKWOOD, FRANK (_July 21, '88_) 56 LOWTHER, RT. HON. JAMES (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_July 25, '85_) 5 LYMINGTON, VISCOUNT (_May 22, '86_) 22 MCARTHUR, A. (_June 12, '86_) 25 MCCOAN, J. C. (_July 7, '83_) 19 MACDONALD, RT. HON. J. H. A. (_May 1, '86_) 16 " " (_Aug. 20, '87_) 53 " " (_June 16, '88_) 50 " " (_Aug. 18, '88_) 3 MACFARLANE, D. H. (_Dec. 18,'86_) 6 " " (_June 12, '86_) 22 M'LAGAN, P. (_Apr. 28, '88_) 59 MACLEAN, F. W. (_July 16, '87_) 41 MACLEAN, J. M. (_Aug. 13, '87_) 50 MAHON, COL. O'GORMAN (_Sept. 29, '88_) 39 MANNERS, RT. HON. LORD JOHN (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Mar. 31, '88_) 40 MASON, STEPHEN (_Apr. 28, '88_) 53 MATTHEWS RT. HON. HENRY (_Sept. 10, '87_) 10 " " (_Nov. 24, '88_) 60 MAYNE, ADMIRAL R. C. (_Aug. 18, '88_) 62 MONTAGU, SAMUEL (_Apr. 30, '87_) 38 MORGAN, RT. HON. G. O. (_Mar. 5, '87_) 32 MORLEY, RT. H. JOHN (_Feb. 13, '86_) 3 MOWBRAY, RT. HON. SIR J. R. (_June 23, '88_) 54 MUNDELLA, RT. HON. A. J. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Apr. 24, '86_) 35 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 MUNTZ, P. A. (_May 26, '88_) 52 NEWDEGATE, CHARLES N. (_July 28, '83_) 23 NEWNES, GEORGE (_Aug. 6, '87_) 44 NOLAN, COLONEL (_May 14, '87_) 42 NORTHCOTE, RT. HON. SIR STAFFORD (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Feb. 7, '85_) 63 " " (_Mar. 25, '85_) 6 NORTHCOTE, HON. HENRY S. (_Sept. 10, '87_) 39 O'BRIEN, J. F. X. (_Apr. 7, '88_) 54 O'BRIEN, PATRICK (_Aug. 15, '85_) 29 O'BRIEN, WILLIAM (_Aug. 21, '86_) 27 " " (_July 7, '88_) 62 O'CONNOR, JOHN (_May 19, '88_) 35 O'DONNELL, FRANK H. (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Nov. 15, '84_) 13 O'HEA, PATRICK (_Aug. 21, '86_) 25 O'KELLY, J. J. (_June 9, '83_) 49 " (_June 30, '83_) 57 " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " (_June 26, '86_) 31 O'SHEA, CAPTAIN (_Aug. 21, '86_) 25 PALMERSTON, LORD (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 PARKER, C. S. (_July 30, '87_) 10 PARNELL, CHAS. S. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " (_June 30, '83_) 57 " (_July 7, '83_) 19 " (_Aug. 4, '88_) 60 PEEL, SIR ROBERT (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 PEEL, SIR ROBERT (3rd Bart.) (_July 25, '85_) 5 " " (_Oct. 30, '86_) 31 PEEL, RT. HON. A. W. (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Aug. 27, '87_) 2 PELLY, SIR LEWIS (_Aug. 11, '88_) 56 PICKERSGILL, E. H. (_Aug. 13, '87_) 34 PICTON, J. A. (_Mar. 26, '87_) 34 PLAYFAIR, RT. HON. SIR LYON (_Mar. 12, '87_) 32 POTTER, T. B. (_Apr. 7, '88_) 54 PUGH, DAVID (_Aug. 28, '86_) 25 PYNE, J. D. (_Feb. 18, '88_) 51 RAIKES, RT. HON. H. CECIL (_Mar. 12, '87_) 32 RAMSAY, LORD (_May 22, '86_) 47 REDMOND, W. H. K. (_June 19, '86_) 21 RICHARD, HENRY (_June 5, '86_) 26 RIGBY, JOHN (_June 5, '86_) 26 RITCHIE, RT. HON. C. T. (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Aug. 27, '87_) 43 ROBERTS, J. (_Apr. 16, '87_) 37 ROBERTSON, J. P. B. (_May 29, '86_) 10 ROBSON, W. S. (_Aug. 7, '86_) 27 ROGERS, J. E. THOROLD (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 " " (_Oct. 30, '86_) 33 RUSSELL, LORD JOHN (_Apr. 29, '82_) 65 RUSSELL, SIR CHARLES (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 RUSSELL, EDWARD (_Aug. 13, '87_) 48 RUSSELL, T. W. (_Apr. 21, '88_) 59 SAMUELSON, SIR B. (_Apr. 16, '87_) 38 SAUNDERSON, COL. E. J. (_July 7, '88_) 62 SCHWABE, COL. G. SALIS- (_June 5, '86_) 22 SEXTON, THOMAS (_Apr. 23, '87_) 35 SHAW, THOMAS (_May 19, '88_) 52 SHUTTLEWORTH, SIR U. J. KAY- (_Mar. 24, '88_) 10 SIMON, SIR J. (_May 5, '88_) 55 SMALL, J. F. (_Sept. 10, '87_) 46 SMITH, S. (_July 2, '87_) 44 SMITH, RT. HON. W. H. (_Dec. 5, '85_) _Frontisp._ " " (_June 9, '83_) 57 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_July 4, '85_) 9 " " (_Feb. 6, '86_) 18 " " (_Oct. 23, '86_) 30 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_Apr. 23, '87_) 36 SPENCER, HON. C. R. (_Mar. 17, '83_) 48 " " (_Feb. 27, '86_) 16 " " (_May 26, '88_) 52 SPICER, HENRY (_Aug. 21, '86_) 28 STANSFELD, RT. HON. JAMES (_Apr. 10, '86_) 21 STRONG, RICHARD (_Oct. 30, '86_) 26 SULLIVAN, T. D. (_Apr. 9, '87_) 35 SYKES, CHRISTOPHER (_Apr. 3, '86_) 13 " " (_Apr. 2, '87_) 37 TANNER, DR. (_Oct. 2, '86_) 31 TEMPLE, SIR RICHARD (_Feb. 6, '86_) 28 " " (_Apr. 10, '86_) 13 " " (_Feb. 12, '87_) 66 " " (_June 23, '88_) 58 TOTTENHAM, COLONEL (_May 1, '86_) 14 TREVELYAN, RT. HON. SIR G. O. (_July 8, '82_) 65 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Apr. 10, '86_) 17 " " (_Oct. 30, '86_) 30 " " (_Aug. 13, '87_) 48 VIVIAN, SIR HUSSEY (_Apr. 30, '87_) 25 WADDY, S. D. (_Oct. 8, '87_) 49 WALROND, COLONEL (_Sept. 24, '87_) 5 WARTON, CHARLES N. (_June 30, '83_) 57 " " (_Aug. 18, '83_) 64 " " (_Nov. 1, '84_) 1 WATKIN, SIR E. (_July 7, '88_) 62 WATSON, JAMES (_Mar. 10, '88_) 47 WESTMINSTER ACADEMY (ROYAL) (_July 7, '83_) 19 " " (_July 14, '83_) 61 " " (_July 28, '83_) 23 WILLIAMS, J. 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